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In this awesome parody of the Portal video game series by digital effects team Corridor Digital, a couple of scientists from Aperture Laboratories have a basketball trick shot competition using a portal gun (aka Aperture Science Handheld Portal Device).

Previously from Corridor Digital: Remote-Controlled Cars and MiniDrones Battle Over Batteries

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I can see your butt. Also, stop buying posters of One Direction or Bieber or whatever…unless you plan on wrapping the poster around your butt, then perhaps go ahead with your purchase.

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One of our readers, Mike, is, like many of us, interested in having a clean car. Also like many of us, he took his car to a local car wash. One of those places where you can reasonably expect your car to be cleaned and not rammed through four lanes of traffic, two parked cars, jumped over a curb and into a bush. Mike was only half right: his car was clean.

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Shovel Knight's surprise appearance in Road Rash spiritual successor Road Redemption seems like the result of the developers meeting over drinks, someone throwing out a wild idea, and no one being sober enough to interject. Then again, this is the studio responsible for butt mode.

Bless 'em.

If you don't have a corkscrew handy, Richard Ryan from FullMag is here to show you an epic alternative way to open a bottle of wine.

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Fast Food, Restaurant | Vancouver, BC, Canada

(I work in a fast food coffee and doughnut shop. Every year at Christmas we would be the only location within our area that remained open. This year the owners decide it isn’t worth keeping the location open. On Christmas Eve one of our regulars comes through the drive thru.)

Customer: “It is really unfair that you guys have to work the holidays. You should be at home with your families.”

Coworker: “Actually, we are closing this year, so we get to enjoy the holidays as well.”

Customer: “Wait, you are closing? What am I going to do? I need you guys to give me a coffee! How am I going to get through the day without a coffee?”

Coworker: “Have you ever thought of making it at home?”

Customer: “No! I can’t do that. It’s too much work! You need to make my coffee.”

Coworker: “Well, unfortunately, we won’t be here, so you will have to either go without for a day or make your own.”

Customer: “That’s not fair! What do you expect me to do?”

(She then drove off in a huff, and came in a couple days later complaining we ruined her Christmas because she couldn’t get a coffee.)

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Whenever the buff books write about cars designed to go up against an established competitor, their headlines inevitably say something like "YOUR MOVE, BMW!" But in this case, with the 2016 Cadillac CTS-V , maybe the Germans really should be afraid.

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