Police in Massachusetts say a bearded dragon lizard was turned over to animal control after a woman suspected of drunken driving revealed she had the animal stuffed in her bra.
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Police: Drunken driving suspect had lizard in bra
SpinnyNuNuWtf? I cannot think of any scenario ever that would result in my putting a lizard in my bra
Sally Yates on Flynn warning: 'There was nothing casual about this'
SpinnyNuNuThis White House is so damn stupid, ineffective, ignorant, and arrogant
"There was nothing casual about this," Yates said in an interview with CNN's Anderson Cooper, reacting to White House press secretary Sean Spicer's assertion that her warning about Flynn's interactions with Russian representatives was a "heads up."
Russian Orthodox Leader Sprays Holy Water on Government Computers to Stop WannaCry Attack
SpinnyNuNuBecause water is super good for electronic equipment.
GOP chairman of the House oversight committee seeks Comey-Trump documents
SpinnyNuNuOh, nooowww your interested.
Fuck you. Go to the back of the line
Rep. Jason Chaffetz, R-Utah, said in a letter to the FBI that he's making the request to determine whether the president attempted to influence or impede the bureau's investigation into former National Security Adviser Michael Flynn.
Classmates mourn Manteca teen killed after being hit by train
SpinnyNuNuNever a good idea to play chicken with a train.
A Manteca teen was killed Monday night after being hit by a train. Classmates at Sierra High School described the 15-year-old as always smiling.
Fox News' Guilfoyle says she is up for White House press secretary job
SpinnyNuNuI bet this is news to Sean Spicer
The 48-year-old Guilfoyle was originally considered for press secretary during the presidential transition, but the job went to Spicer, who was spokesman for the Republican National Committee.
Love it or hate it, this may be the outfit of the summer
SpinnyNuNuNo.
Hey Internet, what do you think about this men’s romper?
Sheriff: 4-year-old fatally shoots himself at day care
SpinnyNuNuUnacceptable
Virginia authorities say a 4-year-old boy fatally shot himself at the home of his child care provider, which is also the home of a Stafford County sheriff's deputy.
History repeats itself
AP: Official from European country says it may stop sharing Intel with US
SpinnyNuNuHonestly, I don't blame them and think this is probably the best course of action.
An official from a European country told the Associated Press that it may stop sharing intelligence information with the United States if it could confirm President Trump shared classified information with Russian officials.
State Dept. left in the dark about Tillerson statement on Post's Trump report
SpinnyNuNuAm I right in interpreting that the White House put out a statement purportedly from Tillerson, but Tillerson had no advance knowledge of the statement?
Confusion at the upper levels of US government was on display Monday as the White House scrambled to respond to a report that President Donald Trump disclosed highly classified information to Russian officials last week.
Talk radio host to become USDA's "top scientist"
SpinnyNuNuSounds about like I'd expect
You can't make this stuff up. At least I couldn't. Maybe Neil Gaiman can...
The USDA’s research section studies everything from climate change to nutrition. Under the 2008 Farm Bill, its leader is supposed to serve as the agency’s “chief scientist” and be chosen “from among distinguished scientists with specialized or significant experience in agricultural research, education, and economics.”More at Pro Publica. Image via Jobsanger.
But Sam Clovis — who, according to sources with knowledge of the appointment and members of the agriculture trade press, is President Trump’s pick to oversee the section — appears to have no such credentials.
Clovis has never taken a graduate course in science and is openly skeptical of climate change. While he has a doctorate in public administration and was a tenured professor of business and public policy at Morningside College for 10 years, he has published almost no academic work.
Clovis is better known for hosting a conservative talk radio show in his native Iowa and, after mounting an unsuccessful run for Senate in 2014, becoming a fiery pro-Trump advocate on television...
Catherine Woteki, who served as undersecretary for research, education and economics in the Obama administration, compared the move to appointing someone without a medical background to lead the National Institutes of Health. The USDA post includes overseeing scientific integrity within the agency.
“This position is the chief scientist of the Department of Agriculture. It should be a person who evaluates the scientific body of evidence and moves appropriately from there,” she said in an interview...
I'll close the comments on this one; there is no possible counterargument.
Are There 22 Patriotic House Republicans?
SpinnyNuNuI'll wager no.
Review of the Krups KH732D50 Toaster
SpinnyNuNuThis is the best toaster I've ever owned:
https://smile.amazon.com/dp/B00140SC64/ref=cm_sw_r_cp_awdb_fQYfzb1DA5J6F
Yes, it's expensive, but we got ours with points from our credit card. Honestly, it's worth the extra money for a toaster that toasts evenly, consistently, has a "lift and look" feature, and gives the option of "a bit more." I love my toaster.
It turned out to be very durable indeed. I know this because my mother gave it to me after my grandmother died. Strangely, I did not even have a toaster at the time. It was nice to have one, and it held up well over the years. But nothing lasts forever, and I recently had to replace it. Even when turned up to its highest setting, it just wasn't toasting anymore. A single piece of thin bread would require at least 2 full rounds of toasting on the highest setting to be acceptable. That took forever and was getting worse. It should take 10 minutes to toast a piece of bread. It was time for a new toaster.
When I set out to find a replacement, I had two requirements. First, I didn't want to spend much money. It is just a damn toaster, after all. While I briefly considered spending more to get a toaster oven instead, I decided I wouldn't use the oven features enough to be worthwhile. Second, I wanted to make sure that whatever I bought would handle bagels well. That is, I wanted a toaster with a setting to make sure that bagels could be toasted on only one side. Surprisingly, this ruled out several models that had bagel settings that still toasted both sides. I chose one of the better-reviewed inexpensive toasters I could find, a Krups KH732D50.
When it I got it home and out of the box, my initial impressions were that this was a nice-looking toaster (brushed and chrome stainless look) that seemed far less solid than my old one. This was a clear case of "they don't build these things like they used to." The new toaster probably weighed less than half what the old one weighed, and it was clear that the finish was not real steel. The controls felt flimsy compared to what I was used to. I realized I was going to have to treat this toaster gently if I wanted it to last.
How did it work? The first several pieces of toast I made were awful, but I recognized that it would take some trial-and-error to find the optimal setting for the bread I was using. The first few pieces were barely toasted. I then managed to burn a couple pieces before finding the right setting. Once I found the right setting, it was apparent that this toaster toasts much faster than my old one had in a long time. The primary drawback is that it does not toast both sides to the same level. One side is always quite a bit darker than the other. From the reviews I read, this seems to be a common complaint with this model. It made me wonder whether I should return it. It isn't like the lighter side isn't toasted at all, it is just toasted to a lesser degree than the darker side. I have not tried the bagel setting yet.
Would I recommend this toaster? Probably not, but it depends on what you are looking for and willing to live with. The inability of the Krups to toast both sides of the bread to the same degree is going to be a deal-breaker for many. Based on the build quality, I don't predict great long-term durability either. If your toaster is going to be heavily used, I'd look elsewhere. If a bagel setting that only toasts one side was not important to me, I would have bought an Oster Jelly Bean toaster instead. They get great reviews and are slightly cheaper, but their bagel setting still toasts both sides. If I thought I'd use the oven functions enough to justify the extra cost, I probably would have gone with a Panasonic Flash Xpress toaster oven. They also get great reviews and take up little counter space.
Christian Teacher Who Said Gay People “Deserve To Die” Resigns After Backlash
SpinnyNuNuHe copied his resignation letter to Fox News. Because of course he did.
Trump to deliver commencement address at Liberty University
SpinnyNuNuJust about the only place he won't get booed. Although, if any of the graduates had any integrity, they would boycott commencement.
President Donald Trump is delivering his first commencement address at Liberty University, the Christian school whose leader was among Trump's earliest and most vocal supporters
VP Mike Pence: Christians Face “Greater Hostility or Hatred” Than Any Other Faith
SpinnyNuNuLolz
Trump says 'perfect accuracy' 'not possible'
SpinnyNuNu>>>"As a very active President with lots of things happening, it is not possible for my surrogates to stand at podium with perfect accuracy!....," he wrote. "Maybe the best thing to do would be to cancel all future 'press briefings' and hand out written responses for the sake of accuracy???"
With the added benefit that those pesky press people won't be able to ask us difficult-to-answer questions.
The president posted a series of tweets that defended his administration.
Trump: I was going to fire that ‘showboat’ no matter what
SpinnyNuNuNot according to literally every other Trump surrogate
Contradicting previous White House explanations, President Donald Trump declared Thursday he had planned to fire FBI Director James Comey all along
Texas lawmakers spar over anti-vaccine measure
SpinnyNuNuI feel stupider for having read this article.
The so-called "anti-vaccination amendment" sparked heated debate among Republicans
San Jose Welcomes Northern California’s First Jinya Ramen Bar
SpinnyNuNuBroth made with Fuji water?
This is in the mall of my youth, which, back then, was so crappy that it couldn't sustain a Nordstrom. Now it has two stories and a snooty noodle restaurant that makes broth from Fuji water.
New acting FBI director contradicts White House on Comey
SpinnyNuNuWho are you going to believe, the entire FBI or the Trump White House?
Andrew McCabe is testifying on Capitol Hill two days after his former boss was fired.
Norman Hartnell | Wedding Gown | c. 1938 #vandamuseum...
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Norman Hartnell | Wedding Gown | c. 1938 #vandamuseum #fashionhistory #stylehistory #historicalfashion #periodclothing #costumehistory #costumedesign #costume #gown #dress #victoriaandalbertmuseum #defunctfashion #weddinggown #weddingdress #thattrain #duchessofargyll (at Victoria and Albert Museum)
Car lands in ditch after driver spots spider inside vehicle
SpinnyNuNuSeems about like I'd expect
A driver cited an unusual reason for being distracted prior to an accident in Michigan.
Ryan doesn't support special prosecutor on Russia investigation
SpinnyNuNuBecause why would we want something that important to be nonpartisan?
House Speaker Paul Ryan said Tuesday that he's not in favor of the idea of a special prosecutor to look into Russian involvement in the 2016 election.
Crowd boos, graduates protest as Betsy DeVos delivers commencement speech
SpinnyNuNuI mean honestly, who the Hell thought this was a good idea?
Bethune-Cookman University graduates greeted U.S. Education Secretary Betsy DeVos with boos and then stood and turned away as she began the commencement address.
Penn State fraternity members face charges in student's death
SpinnyNuNuGood.
Timothy Piazza consumed what prosecutors said was a life-threatening amount of alcohol during a hazing ritual on Feb. 2.
Five things we learned from the Sally Yates hearing
SpinnyNuNuThey forgot the #1 thing we learned:
Sally Yates is a badass and won't take shit from idiots who try to twist her words.
Here are the top five things we learned from their appearance before the Senate Judiciary Committee's Subcommittee on Crime and Terrorism on Monday:
Firefighters use ladders to surprise 2-year-old in hospital
SpinnyNuNuAdorable
A mother and father are grateful to the firefighters for boosting their son's spirits.
Sen. Graham: 'I want to know more about Trump's business dealings'
SpinnyNuNuDitto
The South Carolina Republican's comments come a day after a hearing with former acting AG Sally Yates and former Director of National Intelligence James Clapper.
























