
Oakfairy
Shared posts
Father of the Year (Reprint)
In an alternate galaxy far, far away... he could totally have been Father of the year.


Worst Date In 5 Words
It was a Twitter hashtag. I was bored. SUE ME.
"My ankle monitor is itchy." #WorstDateIn5Words
— John Scalzi (@scalzi) December 19, 2014
"First date with a human!" #WorstDateIn5Words
— John Scalzi (@scalzi) December 19, 2014
"Promise I won't snort mustard." #WorstDateIn5Words
— John Scalzi (@scalzi) December 19, 2014
"The moon's full tonight? Uh-oh." #WorstDateIn5Words
— John Scalzi (@scalzi) December 19, 2014
"Jar-Jar's presence MAKES those films." #WorstDateIn5Words
— John Scalzi (@scalzi) December 19, 2014
"I'm married. TO THE SEA." #WorstDateIn5Words
— John Scalzi (@scalzi) December 19, 2014
"I can smell your pancreas." #WorstDateIn5Words
— John Scalzi (@scalzi) December 19, 2014
"These aren't my real nostrils." #WorstDateIn5Words
— John Scalzi (@scalzi) December 19, 2014
"Elizabeth Báthory is my patronus." #WorstDateIn5Words
— John Scalzi (@scalzi) December 19, 2014
"Sorry. I'm allergic to oxygen." #WorstDateIn5Words
— John Scalzi (@scalzi) December 19, 2014
"Taco Bell? Whoa, too ETHNIC." #WorstDateIn5Words
— John Scalzi (@scalzi) December 19, 2014
My final Worst Date in 5 Words tweet coming up…
— John Scalzi (@scalzi) December 19, 2014
"Wanna see my LEGO dungeon?" #WorstDateIn5Words #WaitThatWouldActuallyBeAwesome #HaveRevealedTooMuch #RunsAway
— John Scalzi (@scalzi) December 19, 2014
Corporate Cowardice
In a stunning display of corporate cowardice, Regal, AMC, and every other major theatre chain in the United States have cancelled their plans to show the new Seth Rogen/ James Franco comedy THE INTERVIEW, because of -- yes, seriously, this is not a SOUTH PARK sketch (though I expect it soon will be) -- threats from North Korea.
Not familiar with THE INTERVIEW? Here's the trailer:
I mean, really? REALLY?? These gigantic corporations, most of which could buy North Korea with pocket change, are declining to show a film because Kim Jong-Un objects to being mocked?
The level of corporate cowardice here astonishes me. It's a good thing these guys weren't around when Charlie Chaplin made THE GREAT DICTATOR. If Kim Jong-Un scares them, Adolf Hitler would have had them shitting in their smallclothes.
Even Sony, which made the movie, is going along. There are thousands of small independent theatres across the country, like my own, that would gladly screen THE INTERVIEW, regardless of the threats from North Korea, but instead of shifting the film to those venues, Sony has cancelled its scheduled Christmas rollout entirely.
I haven't seen THE INTERVIEW. I have no idea how good or bad a film it is. It might be hilarious. It might be stupid and offensive and outrageous. (Actually, I am pretty sure about the 'outrageous' part). It might be all of the above.
That's not the point, though. Whether it's the next CITIZEN KANE or the next PLAN 9 FROM OUTER SPACE, it astonishes me that a major Hollywood film could be killed before release by threats from a foreign power and anonymous hackers.
For what it's worth, the Jean Cocteau Cinema will be glad to screen THE INTERVIEW (assuming that Sony does eventually release the film for theatrical exhibition, rather than streaming it or dumping it as a direct-to-DVD release), should it be made available to us. Come to Santa Fe, Seth, we'll show your film for you.
POSTSCRIPT: DECEMBER 20
Not content with pulling the film, Sony has now pulled the trailers as well, so the YouTube video I embedded above no longer works.
Here's a replacement from YouTube that's dead on point:
linrenzo: malformalady: Naomi Elishuv had played for a number...

Naomi Elishuv had played for a number of orchestras, including Lithuanian National Symphony Orchestra, but was forced to stop performing professionally two decades ago when she began suffering from a condition called essential tremor. During the procedure which was performed under local anaesthetic, surgeons asked Elishuv to play so her brain was active. The footage shows Elishuv shaking and struggling to play the violin before she is wheeled into surgery. Surgeons are then seen operating on her brain behind a huge plastic curtain. As soon as the procedure is complete, the violinist’s hands become steady, and she is able to play unhindered for the first time in 20 years.
God
Science.
micdotcom: Australians fight Islamophobia amidst hostage crisis...







Australians fight Islamophobia amidst hostage crisis with #IllRideWithYou
In the midst of the ongoing hostage crisis in downtown Sydney, Australians are showing the world they’re not caving to racism or Islamophobia.
On Monday, an armed gunman stormed a cafe in Martin Place, entering a tense standoff with police. After the hostage-taker displayed an Islamic flag in the cafe’s window, many of Australia’s Muslims are understandably anxious about facing retribution.
But instead, Australians have banded together on Twitter with #IllRideWithYou, a hashtag showing their solidarity with fellow countrymen scared of being attacked on public transportation.
According Danny John-Jules, planning for another season of Red Dwarf continues apace.
According Danny John-Jules, planning for another season of Red Dwarf continues apace. "All I can say is that Doug Naylor is slaving away writing scripts and we've got lunch next week. That's as far as I can tell you!" [Digital Spy]
Develop a Better Kind of Mental Toughness by Living like a Hydra

If you're unfamiliar with the Hydra, it was a multi-headed beast in ancient Greek mythology that grew two heads for every one cut off. By creating a system of modes or mindsets for yourself to always fall back on—like the heads of a hydra—you'll never feel like you're not making progress toward your goals.
Grootman & Rocket
How... how did you two get those costumes? I don't... what even...


What Am I Up To? Oh, Nothing, Just Starting Fires on Twitter
With punctuation!
Just a reminder that if you use Oxford commas, you probably set fire to puppies or something. #PointlessFridayGrammarProvocation
— John Scalzi (@scalzi) December 12, 2014
It's also well known that Oxford comma enthusiasts are people who spoil movies for the people standing in line for the next show.
— John Scalzi (@scalzi) December 12, 2014
Also, Oxford comma fans said mean things about your mother. YES, YOURS. I heard them say it. They weren't even drunk or anything.
— John Scalzi (@scalzi) December 12, 2014
Oxford comma adherents also actually ADD lead to their gasoline. This is a true fact. It is known.
— John Scalzi (@scalzi) December 12, 2014
On the plus side, Oxford comma fans are above average dancers, WHO TOTALLY CUT IN ON YOUR DANCE WITH YOUR JR HIGH SCHOOL CRUSH #NeverForget
— John Scalzi (@scalzi) December 12, 2014
I tried the Oxford comma once in college, but I didn't like it and I didn't inhale.
— John Scalzi (@scalzi) December 12, 2014
Finally, if you use the Oxford comma and put two spaces after a period, you are violating the Geneva Conventions. Enjoy prison!
— John Scalzi (@scalzi) December 12, 2014
(stands back to observe the carnage)
— John Scalzi (@scalzi) December 12, 2014
Have a lovely Friday, everyone.
Walking Over a Crystal-Clear Frozen Mountain Lake [Video]
Hiker Tomas N. walked on a frozen mountain lake in High Tatras Mountains in Slovakia and capture the moment on camera. Check it out! It’s just like he’s walking on thin air!
[Tomas N]
This Method Wraps Gifts with Fewer Folds and Two Pieces of Tape
OakfairyNu är ju somliga bättre på sånt här än andra, men... :O














































