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05 Oct 00:11

Eatertastings: Parish Done, Eagle Rock Bucket Kicks It, SaMo Fork in the Road

by Neal Broverman
Kristen

The Bucket in Eagle Rock has closed :(
I assume this is mostly due to my dad moving away.

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[Image by Elizabeth Daniels]

DOWNTOWN: The Parish--the restaurant in that New Orleans-esque building where Spring and Main meet--closed unexpectedly. Apparently, the early buzz couldn't be sustained and the place never made that much money. Looks like there's an already a new resto for the space, though.

EAGLE ROCK: An even more shocking shutter happened on Eagle Rock Boulevard when The Bucket closed down after 78 years of business. The good-time burger-and-beer joint couldn't keep up with the rising rent, according to the owner.

SANTA MONICA: Let's end on a happy note: the former Naresh's on Main Street will soon to become Fork in the Road, a non-GMO restaurant with booze options. The restaurant will likely be known by the large fork on the facade.
· Eater LA [Official Site]

04 Oct 23:52

Photo

Kristen

I think I have shared this before.



03 Oct 23:38

Blind Items Revealed

by ent lawyer
Kristen

whoa, Miley getting the double hemsworth.

February 7, 2012

Ever wondered why this former A++ list tweener and her very good looking B list movie actor broke up for a short time? Everyone thought it was because she cheated. She did. Turns out she had sex with the brother of her boyfriend and thought no one would find out. She says she was drunk. Lets hope his wife does not find out.

Miley Cyrus
29 Sep 04:10

Paint Color Portfolio: Bright Pink Kitchens

by Elizabeth Licata
Kristen

I wish I had the guts to do this. I guess I do have the guts but not the time to re-paint it if I got sick of it. Painting cabinets is such a pain.

A soft, rosy pink kitchen can be quaint and homey, but a bright pink one demands to be noticed. There's no two ways about it — as an accent touch or a whole kitchen, bright pink is a bold color choice. It's not a color for the faint of heart, but it will always make an impression.

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23 Sep 22:58

まるです。

by mugumogu
Kristen

SPOTTED KITTEN BELLY



まるさん、箱でお寛ぎのところ申し訳ないんですが――
Hey Maru, I know that you are relaxed in the box.
However, I have to tell you.


2014年版のカレンダーが届きましたよ。
Your calendars of 2014 arrived.

壁掛
 

卓上
 

卓上裏面は今年も飾れるようになっています。

お取り扱い店舗は、全国のロフトや東急ハンズ、書店、雑貨店など。

Amazon
壁掛
卓上

楽天では 「まるちゃん カレンダー 2014」 で検索していただくと、
お取り扱い店がいくつか出てきます。



「来年もよろしく!」
Maru:[Thank you!]


ちなみに2014年のカレンダーにはなさんは登場しません。
ということで、写真を少しだけ。
Hana does not appear in the calendar.






22 Sep 12:40

Foreign Guy Probably Dressed Very Fashionably For Wherever He’s From

Kristen

This is how I feel at the airport

DENVER—According to sources, the foreign guy spotted on Colfax Avenue wearing tight, distressed green jeans and a graphic tee could very well be at the height of fashion back in his home country, wherever that may be.
    






20 Sep 01:22

Opinion: I’m Just A Free Spirit Who Is Entirely Financially Dependent On Others (by Andy Porter)

Kristen

srsly

By Andy Porter
    






18 Sep 11:37

Oh, Benedict. Which just goes to show you why, if you hire...

Kristen

ahahahah amazing





















Oh, Benedict.

Which just goes to show you why, if you hire Simon Pegg for anything, you must keep him working every hour God sends, because otherwise he’ll just keep coming up with stuff like this.

18 Sep 11:32

Blind Items Revealed

by ent lawyer
Kristen

oh winnie cooper

June 28, 2013

This former B list television actress who took a very long break from acting but is still beloved by guys who loved her when they were teens has been begging producers to let her do a nude scene in her latest movie because she thinks it will put her back on the acting map. Apparently she missed all the fame and wants to be known for something more than her brains.

Danica McKeller
17 Sep 00:34

We KNOW Who Started This Trend

by Brinke
Kristen

I wonder if the new cat will like to go into boxes.

Thanks to Cuteporter Andrew Y. who continuously has his finger on the pulse of Japan’s RocketNews24. We have this selection of cats.

In boxes.

(These first three look…familiar.)

cats1

cats24

cats25

cats2

cats4

cats6

cats7

cats8

cats10

cats12

cats14

cats15

cats16

cats20

cats21

cats22


Filed under: Uncategorized Tagged: Big in Japan, kitteh
16 Sep 23:42

Attending The Mens' Final At The US Open

by Martha Stewart
Kristen

Martha Stewart gets star struck and maybe outs Kevin Spacey's boy toy?

I had a thrilling time on Monday night watching the mens' final at the US Open Tennis Championships.  I invited my nephew, Christopher Herbert and my colleague, Kevin ...
14 Sep 00:51

Catvengers Assemble!

by Brinke
Kristen

captain americat!

Terrific artwork here from Jenny Parks, as seen on Mashable. You can buy these images on Jenny’s website, too. (Yes, Spiderman wasn’t in the Avengers movie, we know. Picky, picky.)

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Filed under: Uncategorized Tagged: kittehs
12 Sep 18:13

Blind Items Revealed

by ent lawyer
Kristen

Amy?

October 19, 2011

#5 - Strangest hookup ever. In this case hookup is just making out. I have no idea if it went further, but imagining it is a horror, so to go beyond would be a nightmare. This controversial female married A list reality star spent a good five minutes making out with this second fiddle reality star who thinks he is way better then he is.

Bethenny Frankel and The Situation
12 Sep 18:11

Hang In There, Stubbs!

by Brinke
Kristen

Assassination attempt on the cat mayor in Alaska

Stubbs The Cat is the honorary mayor of Talkeetna, Alaska, and has held that title with distinction and dignity for 15 years. Been a tough time lately for Stubbs, though. The furry resident of Nagley’s General Store was attacked by a loose dog on August 31st, and is in serious condition. More here…and here’s how you can donate to help with his care.

Cute Overload spoke to Lauri Stec, Stubb’s Hoomin, on Friday afternoon. She said he is “Doing good, and he might be coming home this coming week. He’d have to be set up in a cage in the store for 2 months or so, so he could still socialize. Probably 6-8 weeks before he is back to walking around the store.”

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Kudos to Cuteporter Karen R.


Filed under: Uncategorized Tagged: kittehs
12 Sep 18:07

Benson Hedges, Private Eye! in: The Case of the Soccer Punch

by Not That Mike The Other Mike
Kristen

hedgehog autoshare

It was a hazy L.A. morning, the kind of day when the city slept under a blanket of smog and broken dreams. I hadn’t seen the sun in so long, my quills were pale.

I was on my second pack of Luckies when the call came. It concerned Vivien Brooke-Troute, star soccer player for the Keosaqua Kicks. His legs were insured for a cool million, but now those legs were missing, along with the rest of him. Before you could say “bend it like baked ham,” I was on the next plane to Iowa.


Brooke-Troute had been imported all the way from England, and he was last seen enjoying afternoon tea with a mysterious brunette. The table was set for two, but somebody didn’t have time to finish his biscuit.


I went to the soccer field and looked for clues. The place was deserted, except for a lone soccer ball — and judging by the smell, it had been freshly kicked.


The lead pipe stung the back of my head like a nearsighted dentist had put me in the chair face down and started drilling. When I came to, I was at the wharf wearing cement galoshes. “Since you’re so keen on findin’ dis guy, shamus,” said a voice, “we’ll take you ta’ meet ‘im — at da bottom o’ da river!

Is this the end for Benson Hedges? Tune in for the next episode whenever we get more pictures and I feel like writing it!


Christine L. checks in: “In January you featured my hedgie, Barnaby, typing at his little desk. I thought you might like to know that Barnaby now has his own Instagram account! You can follow him at @barnabyhedgehog. Here are a few of my favorite pics.”


Filed under: Uncategorized Tagged: Benson Hedges Private Eye!, Hedgehogs
12 Sep 18:04

I Love a Ball Game

by Not That Mike The Other Mike
Kristen

so smooth

It’s refreshing to sit back, relax, and watch people play fetch for a change.


Taken at “Pups in the Park” day at the Winston-Salem Dash baseball game by Erik Weasenforth.


Filed under: Uncategorized Tagged: Pups
12 Sep 18:00

まるです。

by mugumogu
Kristen

I love the kitten mid-air action shot




まるによるストーキングがひと段落すると、
今度ははなが、まるの行く場所の全てに行きたがる。
Hana wants to go to the place that Maru goes.





「チビにはまだ早い。」
Maru:[It is still impossible for you to come here.]


12 Sep 00:53

NEUTRALS + KITTIES

by Le Fashion
Kristen

latest in cat fashion

LE FASHION BLOG NEUTRALS KITTIES EDITORIAL TRENDI MAGAZINE LAYERS Styled by Mari Kosunen Photos Elina Simonen Makeup Hair Miika Kemppainen Model Johanna Gronholm WAVY TEXTURED HAIR SIDE BOBBY PIN SILK TAUPE NUDE SHIRT WHITE CROPPED LAYERED SWEATER LACE SKIRT BRIGHT ORANGE RED LIPS LIPSTICK CUTE CATS KITTENS 1 photo LELOVEBLOGNEUTRALSKITTIESEDITORIALTRENDIMAGAZINELAYERS1.png
LE FASHION BLOG NEUTRALS KITTIES EDITORIAL TRENDI MAGAZINE FRINGE SKIRT Styled by Mari Kosunen Photos Elina Simonen Makeup Hair Miika Kemppainen Model Johanna Gronholm WAVY TEXTURED HAIR SIDE BOBBY PIN CHAIN NECKLACE SWEATER GOLD WATCH NUDE PINK FRINGE TIERED SKIRT WHITE SLIP ON PLATFORM FLATS CUTE CATS KITTENS 2 photo LELOVEBLOGNEUTRALSKITTIESEDITORIALTRENDIMAGAZINEFRINGESKIRT2.png
LE FASHION BLOG NEUTRALS KITTIES EDITORIAL TRENDI MAGAZINE DRESS TOTE Styled by Mari Kosunen Photos Elina Simonen Makeup Hair Miika Kemppainen Model Johanna Gronholm WAVY TEXTURED HAIR SIDE BOBBY PIN WHITE CROPPED TUX TUXEDO JACKET BROWN SHIFT DRESS NUDE LEATHER TOTE CUTE CATS KITTENS 3 photo LELOVEBLOGNEUTRALSKITTIESEDITORIALTRENDIMAGAZINEDRESSTOTE3.png
LE FASHION BLOG NEUTRALS KITTIES EDITORIAL TRENDI MAGAZINE VEST PANTS Styled by Mari Kosunen Photos Elina Simonen Makeup Hair Miika Kemppainen Model Johanna Gronholm WAVY TEXTURED HAIR SIDE BOBBY PIN WHITE TURTLENECK TOP TAN SLEEVELESS JACKET VEST CROPPED PANTS BROWN LEATHER TOTE SLIP ON BEADED FLATS CUTE CATS KITTENS 4 photo LELOVEBLOGNEUTRALSKITTIESEDITORIALTRENDIMAGAZINEVESTPANTS4.png
LE FASHION BLOG NEUTRALS KITTIES EDITORIAL TRENDI MAGAZINE SUEDE BOMBER Styled by Mari Kosunen Photos Elina Simonen Makeup Hair Miika Kemppainen Model Johanna Gronholm WAVY TEXTURED HAIR SIDE BOBBY PIN TAN SUEDE LEATHER BOMBER JACKET LACE WHITE SHORTS ANGLED EYE BROWS 5 photo LELOVEBLOGNEUTRALSKITTIESEDITORIALTRENDIMAGAZINESUEDEBOMBER5.png
LE FASHION BLOG NEUTRALS KITTIES EDITORIAL TRENDI MAGAZINE SHIFT FLARES Styled by Mari Kosunen Photos Elina Simonen Makeup Hair Miika Kemppainen Model Johanna Gronholm WAVY TEXTURED HAIR SIDE BOBBY PIN SHIFT LONG SLEEVES TOP DRESS NUDE TURTLENECK WIDE LEG FLARED PANTS PLATFORM SHOES CUTE CATS KITTENS CHUNKY GOLD BRACELET6 photo LELOVEBLOGNEUTRALSKITTIESEDITORIALTRENDIMAGAZINESHIFTFLARES6.png
Photos via: Trendi Magazine

Two of my favorites- neutral looks and cute kitties. And you know I love a bold, bright lipstick.

Get the look...
12 Sep 00:52

IF DARIA + LISA SIMPSON WENT TO NYFW...

by Le Fashion
Kristen

worth a share I think.

LE FASHION BLOG SWAGGER NEW YORK MICHELE MORICCI 90S CHARACTERS CARTOONS NEW YORK FASHION WEEK DARIA PRABAL GURUNG NEW YORK FASHION WEEK ILLUSTRATIONS BEAVIS BUTTHEAD SAILOR MOON IF DARIA LISA SIMPSON WENT TO NYFW photo LEFASHIONBLOGSWAGGERNEWYORKMICHELEMORICCI90SCHARACTERSCARTOONSNEWYORKFASHIONWEEKDARIAPRABALGURUNG.png
LE FASHION BLOG SWAGGER NEW YORK MICHELE MORICCI 90S CHARACTERS CARTOONS NEW YORK FASHION WEEK LISA SIMPSON MARC JACOBS NEW YORK FASHION WEEK ILLUSTRATIONS BEAVIS BUTTHEAD SAILOR MOON IF DARIA LISA SIMPSON WENT TO NYFW photo LEFASHIONBLOGSWAGGERNEWYORKMICHELEMORICCI90SCHARACTERSCARTOONSNEWYORKFASHIONWEEKLISASIMPSONMARCJACOBS.png
Photos via: Swagger New York

Swagger New York and Michele Moricci took some our favorite 90s cartoon characters and dressed them up for New York Fashion Week. Absolutely love the Daria illustration. Too funny!

Check out the rest of their creations here.
12 Sep 00:51

Happy Tabletop by Mark McGinnis for SCP — Maison et Objet

by Maxwell Ryan
Kristen

bikes

New happy tabletop from Mark McGinnis (go USA!) at SCP.

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11 Sep 16:51

Blind Items Revealed

by ent lawyer
Kristen

I get a kick out of cameron diaz/a-rod sex stories.

September 21, 2012

This couple was A list. They were everywhere. Every tabloid always had photos of them. They always seemed like an odd pair, but they were together for a very long time. She at the time was an A list actress. Every movie it seemed like mentioned her name as someone who might be in it, and she made five or six movies a year. He was A list too. A different kind of A list though. Most people say he used her. He used her knowledge and her contacts. He used her when he wanted sex which was not often. It is why he likes his current lady friend so much. She is happy with once every two months, just like our A lister. Our A list actress is a bit more sexual. OK, a lot more sexual and has never been shy about it. She always thought it was something she was doing wrong. She finally realized that she was being used, but she was not one to break up with someone. She wanted everything to work out. She was in love and thought she could change him. Then she met another A lister. He used her too, but she was ok with it because he gave her lots of sex. Tons of it. From within the first 30 minutes they met they had sex. He had always had strippers and escorts, but this was an actress. Someone he had seen at the movies. The guy was thrilled and it showed. He didn't like being the other guy though. Our actress could not force herself to tell her boyfriend about the new guy. So, they went on with their daily lives until one day the new A lister in our actresses' life was on a golf course and flat out told the boyfriend what he was doing to his girlfriend. 10 minutes later the relationship was over and our actress was with the guy she thought she was going to be with forever. Well, things change.

Cameron Diaz (loves sex), Justin Timberlake, Jessica Biel, Alex Rodriguez 
09 Sep 18:56

Charlie Hunnam Is Ready For The Sex

by ent lawyer
Kristen

IMPORTANT INFORMATION

Dakota Johnson hasn't said anything about her casting in Fifty Shades Of Grey yet but Charlie Hunnam has and he's excited for the explicit sex and that his girlfriend will just have to deal with it. He told The Hollywood Reporter that he and Dakota have chemistry and that you can feel it in the room when they are together. He says that he has no problems getting naked for the cameras and has no problems with sex on camera and that if he could have explicit sex scenes with men when he was 18 he won't have any trouble now having sex scenes.

It's interesting that Dakota hasn't been heard from yet in all of this. She's probably waiting until the furor dies down or she might be having second thoughts about the whole thing. What might have seemed like a great idea might seem like a crap idea now that people are hating the casting decision. People seem to hate it as much as they hated the Ben Affleck casting decision for Batman. I know people are being vocal about the Fifty Shades casting but I wonder what kind of box office the film is going to do. No one was sure how Twilight was going to do which is why they hired no name actors and paid them cheap. Look at all the huge bestselling books that don't do well at the movies and it's hard to commit that kind of money to something that might bomb, especially a series.

Where's that second installment of Girl With The Dragon Tattoo? Yeah. In Sweden they kept it cheap and it was good and they could afford to make them all.
05 Sep 00:53

reni6576: So Ellie has decided to store her cache on my side of...

Kristen

We had a cat who stole socks. This was years ago, but my mom is moving now so we may finally find them.



reni6576:

So Ellie has decided to store her cache on my side of the bed. I thought I’d leave it for a few days and this is the result. At least I have my shoes in pairs but there is one of Dad’s slippers and her squeaky gumboot. I don’t really need a plastic pot either!! Shades of Reni who started this tumblr I also found a couple of toys under the bed 😀

Ellie likes to steal things & hoard them, rather than chew them

04 Sep 00:59

Wedding Cake Wednesday: Purple Dazzler

by Korri
Kristen

oh my god this fucking cake

This week’s cake dazzles as a beautifully unconventional fairy tale wedding addition. Adorned with a purple chocolate castle topper and gold embellishment, it’s easy to see how this cake quickly became the reception focal point.

All things fabulous,

04 Sep 00:10

harooeunjikum: SHUNSUKE I LOVE U

Kristen

I may have shared this before but just in case.



harooeunjikum:

SHUNSUKE I LOVE U

04 Sep 00:09

Photo

Kristen

OH MY GOD



30 Aug 02:45

Dress Like a Dowager Countess in the United Kingdom Pavilion at Epcot

by Erin Glover
Kristen

crossover appeal

Though Disney Parks Merchandise updates usually come from my friends Michelle, Steven and Erin, I begged them to let me show you these items available at the United Kingdom Pavilion at Epcot. Why? Because, as a huge “Downton Abbey” fan, there are a few items I am particularly excited about.

Just like it seems a pity to miss a good pudding, it would be a pity to miss these “Downton Abbey”-inspired t-shirts, including my favorite – featuring the Dowager Countess herself.

'Downton Abbey'-Inspired T-Shirts 'Downton Abbey'-Inspired T-Shirts

And while Violet Crawley thinks no one wants to kiss a girl in black, I don’t think that applies to these “Doctor Who”-inspired items for you Whovians …

'Doctor Who'-Inspired T-Shirts 'Doctor Who'-Inspired T-Shirts

The display has been expanded to include new mugs, posters and apparel, including this jolly TARDIS scarf.

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And since she believes “life is a game in which the player must appear ridiculous,” I think even the Dowager Countess herself would appreciate these “Monty Python’s Flying Circus”-inspired T-shirts.

Dress Like a Dowager Countess in the United Kingdom Pavilion at Epcot Dress Like a Dowager Countess in the United Kingdom Pavilion at Epcot

So ask Branson – I mean, Tom – to bring the motor ‘round and make your way to the Sportsman’s Shoppe, located across from the Rose & Crown Pub in the United Kingdom Pavilion, for these and many more items for my fellow fans of British television.

Dress Like a Dowager Countess in the United Kingdom Pavilion at Epcot by Erin Glover: Originally posted on the Disney Parks Blog

29 Aug 22:03

Help Wanted: Founding Curbed Ski editor Ryan Dunfee...

by Adrian Glick Kudler
Kristen

"We now go to our Senior Ski Corespondent, Ace Holden with more ski details."

2013.08_helpwanted.jpgFounding Curbed Ski editor Ryan Dunfee is moving on so we're looking for a local editor to cover the chalets, ranches, pistes, and local subculture that spans the ski towns of the American west. Ideally, you live in one of these towns—Aspen? Telluride? Park City? Sun Valley? Tahoe?—and enjoy a familiarity with many of them. Or perhaps you're based in Denver, Salt Lake City, or Santa Fe but find yourself on the slopes more days than not in the winter? If so, this could be the gig for you. Head over to Curbed Ski for all the details. [Curbed Staff]

29 Aug 01:31

thenewwomensmovement: Solidarity is For Miley Cyrus: The Racial Implications of her VMA...

Kristen

some more thoughts on Miley for those interested.

thenewwomensmovement:

Solidarity is For Miley Cyrus: The Racial Implications of her VMA Performance

rematiration:

awhitewingdove:

rematiration:

As a black woman, I feel like I owe a debt of gratitude to Mikki Kendall, of Solidarity Is For White Women fame for managing to so perfectly encapsulate years of subjugation of black women by white women. With those five words, she was able to instantly zero in on whyIntersectional Feminism is so necessary if the feminist movement is to progress.

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Because Miley’s performance last night, and the subsequent ignoring of the racial implications of what she did is just the latest incident in the long line of things that shows me as a black woman, that white feminism does not want me, or care to have me.

Jezebel’s piece on the performance chose to focus on the slut shaming that has been thrown Miley’s way in the wake of the performance. All fine and good. Slut shaming is bad, don’t do it. On that we can all agree. What it didn’t acknowledge was the incredibly racist nature of that performance. So I brought it up.

Okay…. but can we talk about the problematic and racist nature of her performance? Her literal use of people as props? Her association of her newfound sexuality with the traditional codifiers of black female culture, thereby perpetuating the Jezebel stereotype that black women are lewd, lascivious and uncontrollably sexualized? Can we talk about the straight up minstrelsy of that performance? Can we talk about how not a single black person won an award last night even though the people who did win awards have been mining black music and culture for years?

No? Ok… I’ll just sit at the back of the bus then. #solidarityisforwhitewomen

See the problem isn’t that they talked about slut shaming. That deserves attention. The problem is that they completely sidestepped the other glaring teddy bear in the room, and that is the commodification of black female sexuality in Miley’s performance. But it’s not a thing that white women deal with, so it didn’t warrant inclusion or discussion by the white-led mainstream feminist media.

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So I’ll include it here. What Miley did last night was easily one of the most racist displays I’ve ever seen. From her insistence on twerking, to her use of all black women as literal props (they were teddy bears) to her smacking of her dancer’s ass and the simulation of rimming, it is very clear to me, that Miley thinks that black women’s bodies are to be enjoyed, devalued and put on display for entertainment purposes.

Solidarity is For Miley Cyrus: The Racial Implications of her VMA Performance

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Regarding the last transgression, fellow Jezzie Korra wrote a great post about why Miley’s specific choice to manhandle her dancer was so problematic:

What IS my business is how you treat the people in your employ and the message that sends to black and brown women about their worth. About their “rank” in the bodily autonomy food-chain. About how they can expect to be exploited by even their supposed sisters-in-arms. You wanna be down with black folk? With black women? Start by treating us like human beings, not like fucking pokemon. Learn more about the history of the people you borrow from, so you can avoid that Sarah Baartman shit. And, for God’s sake, keep your fucking hands to yourself.

Here’s the thing: historically, black women have had very little agency over their bodies. From being raped by white slave masters to the ever-enduring stereotype that black women can’t be raped, black women have been told over and over and over again, that their bodies are not their own. By bringing these “homegirls with the big butts" out onto the stage with her and engaging in a one-sided interaction with her ass, (not even her actual person!) Miley has contributed to that rhetoric. She made that woman’s body a literal spectacle to be enjoyed by her legions of loyal fans. Not only was that the only way that Miley interacted with any of the other people onstage with her, but all of her backup dancers were “black women with big butts” asViolet_Baudelaire so astutely pointed out. So not only are black women’s bodies being used as props, but they are also props that are only worthy of interaction if that interaction involves sexualization. 

Now some people have said that Miley is only 20, and she’s “just a child” and that she doesn’t understand what she’s doing. But Miley isn’t new to this. Her video for the single wasn’t even the first precursor to this madness. She has been quoted as saying that she explicitly wanted “a black sound" for her new album. She is more than aware of what she’s doing, and has consciously made the choice to dabble in traditionally black aesthetics and sound in order to breakaway from her good girl image and further her career.

What Miley is doing amounts to minstrelsy, as BigTittieComittee points out:

I used to like Miley until now. Like she said herself before her “change” that she didn’t even know who Jay-Z was at one point, now you ratchet and wanna make “Black music” and like “Black culture”?

It is blackface and minstrelsy. She can celebrate “Black” music without all the stereotypes, like how Eminem (he is problematic for other reasons, but has not been as bad lately…), Robin Thicke (before the lawsuit against Marvin Gaye’s estate), Justin Timberlake (I still feel like he threw Janet under the bus during the superbowl thing), and Mackelmore.

As does BURT REYNOLDS IS MY SPIRIT GUIDE:

But Vulture’s Jody Rosen says it best in her VMA recap:

A doctoral dissertation could (and will) be written on the racial, class, and gender dynamics of Cyrus’s shtick. I’ll make just one historical note. For white performers, minstrelsy has always been a means to an end: a shortcut to self-actualization. The archetypal example is in The Jazz Singer (1927), in which Al Jolson’s immigrant striver puts on the blackface mask to cast off his immigrant Jewish patrimony and remake himself as an all-American pop star.

And Miley’s career has never been better. Means to an end indeed.

The other major problem with Miley’s performance is the association with her burgeoning sexuality with black female bodies. I touched on this a little in the first quote above, and it ties into black women not having agency over their bodies and their sexuality. Essentially, what Miley has done here is indicate that 1. She wants to be sexual and 2. She needs to associate herself with black bodies to do it. By doing this, she in inexplicably intertwining the idea of sexuality as part and parcel of black womanhood; that is, that black women cannot exist without sexuality and vice versa, and that the only acceptable way to be sexual, is to “be black”. That idea plays into deeply racist ideas about black womanhood, the idea being that black women are wanton and lascivious, and cannot control their expressions of sexuality.

Solidarity is For Miley Cyrus: The Racial Implications of her VMA Performance

Yet another issue with Miley’s portrayal is that it presents “ratchet culture” as synonymous for “black”. As Phylecia2 pointed out, black people are not a monolith, and neither is black culture.While ratchet culture is a valid expression of black culture, it is not the expression of black culture, and there are millions of black people for whom this particular expression of culture does not resonate. However, due the racial realities of the world we live in, Oprah will be expected to know about twerking because black = twerking.

By expressing her desire for a black sound, then turning up with this mess, she is playing into the stereotype that this is all black people are. To her, and anyone else who’s frame of reference does not extend beyond her, this is what it means to be black.

It is reductive and racist to present one subset of black culture as indicative as the whole,especially when there is a purposeful choice to choose the specific subset of culture that plays into existing white supremacist narratives about the stereotype of what it means to be black. Notice for instance, that Miley did not say “I want a black sound” and then head for the Duke Ellington or Louis Armstrong, or remake herself in the image of Janelle Monae and dabble inAfrofuturism. Nope. Instead she headed straight for the “urban” music, because that is, apparently, the entirety of black culture, and it represents all black people everywhere, regardless of individual experience.

And this all circles back to the idea that black culture can only be consumed if it is first made palatable by a white body. Jhumpa21 explains why this particular practice is steeped in so much racial privilege:

[…] I think it’s safe to say Miley did not grow up in a particular culture or environment where twerking was common. I also think it’s safe to say that she is putting on this “twerking persona” (for lack of a better phrase) as a way to make money. It’s part of her schtick now, and it wasn’t before. That is why it is offensive, because this is a portrayal she has the privilege of putting on and taking off; that, as a white woman, it is celebrated when she puts it on, and she does nothing to acknowledge this; and that she is harnessing pieces of an oppressed and stigmatized culture in order to make money for herself and feed her own ego. What she’s doing is the definition of exploitation.

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And if you think that I’m grasping at straws, just look at the way that the media treats Miley and juxtapose it against how it treats Rihanna. This comparison is made often, and it continues to be relevant. It can be argued that Miley has almost literally remade herself in Rihanna’s image, (We Can’t Stop, is after all, a song Rihanna rejected) and yet Rihanna continues to be attacked in the media for expressions of her lived culture, while Miley, who dresses up in black codifiers for profit, skates by. Miley is very literally trying on something that Rihanna has been doing for the better part of three years, and yet it only becomes acceptable when presented on a white body, playing into the long tradition of white artists stealing and/or appropriating from black artists and reaping the benefits. (See also, Robin Thicke and Justin Timberlake) And I haven’t even touched on her obsession with twerking, and the subsequent mainstream appeal.

Now, a favourite derail of this discussion is that culture doesn’t belong to anyone, and it’s here for us to share and no one OWNS twerking. But those discussions always happen outside the context of cultural imperialism, and the colonial history that minorities face. It’s more or less the same reason why it’s not okay to wear a Native American headdress if you are not Native American.

It’s not that we can’t share. It’s that until such time as black people are not ridiculed and debased for the styles and music and lifestyle that they create, live and breathe, hands off.Until such time as black fashion, art and music can become mainstream without having to be passed through a white filter, hands off.

Until such time as being black is no longer seen as something less than, hands off. That’s it.

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Now I don’t know if Miley identifies as a feminist. I doubt it, but that isn’t the issue. The issue is that in the last few months, she has prioritized her own agency and independence over the dignity of black women and black culture. And THAT is not okay. The fact that so called feminists do not acknowledge or discuss this transgression is even less so.

In closing, here are some other great links that deal with why Miley’s performance last night was so problematic:

Think Progress: Miley Cyrus’ Performance Act At the VMAs And how Ratchet Culture Became The New Implied Bisexuality.

NewStatesman: Miley Cyrus At The VMAs: a six minute guide to the prejudices of the entertainment industry.

ETA: This is also reposted on my blog as a precaution against the ban hammer.

ETA #2: Trudy of Gradient Liar schools racists on twitter.

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Us living our separate lives the way we want to is a given. However, her actions are not without due reasonable critique which should be given and this article gives.

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