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Tom the Dancing Bug: The No-So-Secret Origin of Lucky Ducky!
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30 of the best fantasy novels of all time
Link found via Neil Gaiman on Bluesky, where there was discussion of the list's weaknesses.
Branding is Everything
"I found it interesting and rewarding"
Ray published his thread July 28th, 2023. If you liked this you might also like "Rät" and "Divine Comedy of the Tech Sisterhood".
Check out this tremendous samurai stop-motion film
It's nice to see stop-motion animation getting the respect it deserves in modernity. As computer-generated animation began to skyrocket in popularity, other "outdated" forms of the medium started to fall by the wayside. And while stop-motion was never the dominant force in the world of animation, it was always a respected format that demanded intense attention to detail and the patience of a saint. — Read the rest
Can anyone identify Mike Pence? Nope, Trump's former VP is unrecognizable (amusing video)
Former Vice President Mike Pence didn't make a good impression on the American people. In fact, Trump's White House doormat made no impression at all. To prove this, the Jimmy Kimmel Show conducted an experiment, asking random people on the street if they could name the forgettable gentleman in a photograph, and their perplexed expressions said it all. — Read the rest
Watch a whippet named Sounders fly 36 feet through the air
WOW! Watch this whippet named Sounders flying through the air at the "Flower Power" North America Diving Dogs event that was held over the weekend. Sounders is 8 years old and competed alongside a hundred other dogs at Valley Center Dog Dock in Valley Center, California. — Read the rest
Goofy
Pornhub walls off Utah in age-verification law protest
Dare we say that's a master stroke
Smut surfers in Utah are facing disappointment if attempting to visit Pornhub lately. Rather than their planned, er, viewing, they're instead greeted with a video informing them all access to the site has been blocked within their state.…
Drill Baby, Drill!
The song Steely Dan wrote calling out the "dangerous insensitivity" of Lennon's "Imagine"
In this Far Out Magazine video, they look at Steely Dan's 1972 track, "Only a Fool Would Say That." The song was written to mock the "dangerously insensitive" naivety of John Lennon's "Imagine," as he sings about no possessions on an all-white Steinway inside of his all-white rock star mansion. — Read the rest
Dilbert guy Scott Adams: white people should "get the hell away from black people"
Scott "Dilbert" Adams, author of insights such as "If Biden is elected, there's a good chance you will be dead within the year", "Beliefs are our software," and "My lawyers will be contacting you," has stopped beating around the bush when it comes to how he feels about black people. — Read the rest
How insects play a role in crime scenes
Wired explains how insects and bugs play a role in crime scenes. Forensic entomologist Dr. Paola Magni explains "Insects never lie. Insects are tiny witnesses". She uses these "tiny witnesses" to bring justice to victims of violent crimes. Bugs can reveal how much a body has decayed, giving investigators an insight into details such as time of death. — Read the rest
Yet Another Imperialist Occupation of Afghanistan Ends in Disaster
Caitlin Johnstone: US Intelligence Warns Withdrawal Could Lead To Afghanistan Being Controlled By Afghans.
Juan Cole: No, Biden ending the Afghanistan War isn't a Disaster: The disaster was Dropping 7,400 Bombs on the Country Annually and Biden: ''Our reasons for remaining in Afghanistan have become increasingly unclear.'' As the US plans its Afghan troop withdrawal, what was it all for?
A view from the India and from Pakistan.
The withdrawal is only the solution to America's problem. The Taliban have different ideas.
With 18,000 contractors currently in the country is this just moving from Endless War to Endless Operations?
China sees an opportunity. Afghanistan previously on Metafilter.
QAnon flopped in Japan because it's a piece-of-junk conspiracy theory
In a recent New York Times opinion piece, Pure Invention author Matt Alt explains why QAnon didn't take off in Japan. In short, as a conspiracy theory, QAnon is like a 1980s American car: shoddily constructed, with low-quality components and no overall vision. — Read the rest
The Data-Driven Tech Engine at the Heart of Hollywood's Content Factories
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Who knew this would be appealing? On Juicy Couture
The Rise and Fall of Juicy Couture
From Bergdorf's to Kohl's, will the Juicy tracksuit make a comeback in 2020?
Teenager uses fridge to tweet after her mother takes her phone away
A teenage girl lost her phone privileges so she used her 3DS to go online. Her mother found out and confiscated it. The girl resumed tweeting on her Wii U. After her mother took that away, the girl started tweeting from the LG smart refrigerator in the kitchen. The girl said her mother has made plans to remove it.
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Baseball, baseball, he-man hit the baseball By the power of greyskull
"SI: You mentioned loving these guys growing up. How much did you watch them and what did you like so much about them?
Samberg: We both grew up—and Jorma too—in Berkeley, so they were our team and are still. To be a kid and for your hometown team to be that Oakland A's team, which was, I would argue, one of the most exciting sports teams ever to watch—we all had the Bash Brothers poster on the wall.
Schaffer: They went to the World Series three years in a row when we were like 10, 11, 12. What a dream."
You can watch the whole visual poem on Netflix of course, (subscription required). But it's also available on to listen on Spotify and YouTube.
Not only is there Akiva Schaffer as Mark McGwire and Andy Samberg as Jose Canseco, but you get Jorma Taccone pulling double duty as Walt Weiss AND Joe Montana, and performances from Hannah Simone, Jenny Slate, Sterling K Brown, Maya Rudolph, Stephanie Beatriz, Jim O'Heir, and Haim.
While there certainly is a celebration of the excesses of the era, it doesn't shy away from dick jokes and the price the body pays on the steroids, from the lyrics:
You know I'm not a hamburger but they call me Big Mac,
Got the one ton jimmy and the itty bitty sack.
My balls shrinky-dinky 'cause the 'roids so strong,
But it makes the aforementioned jimmy jam look long.
to comments about dialysis and the visuals and sounds of a heart stopping:
Now the pain so bad that my motherfucking heart stop—
It also presages the breakup of the bash brothers, from Canseco's tell-all book:
Keep your mouth shut
No snitchin'
About the steroids
to Mark McGwire's later confession to using and his disdain for Canseco.
A work of art, it's worth spending ~30 minutes reliving the highs and lows of the steroid era as told through song, and nice to see an oft overlooked team getting some time in the spotlight.
Consistency is key to Oracle and Microsoft's hybrid cloud clout
How can the other players up their game on and off-premises?
Analysis Run the Azure Stack on-premises and you can move data and apps to the Azure public cloud with ease. It's the same software environment. Run the Oracle Cloud at Customer on-premises and move apps and data to the Oracle public cloud with ease. It's the same software and billing environment.…
New Adidas made to repel beer and vomit during Oktoberfest
Sneakerheads can rock a pair of fresh adidas even while covered in vomit and regret during Oktoberfest thanks to the company’s new adidas München Oktoberfest.
The ~$240 shoe has already sold out through the German footwear website 43einhalb Sneaker Store, but shoppers can be notified when they become available.
High-quality leather, made with a durable “puke- and beer-repellent coating” (DPBR), is designed to complement traditional Bavarian lederhosen, according to 43einhalb’s website.
Slogging through the beer and puke-riddled streets of Munich has never been so easy and stylish.
Foxconn has a long history of lying about its plans to open plants and create jobs
Foxconn has wrung a promise of $3 billion in corporate welfare from the state of Wisconsin, but even that is no guarantee that it will open a factory there, even if it swears up and down that this is in the cards. (more…)
China built the world’s largest telescope, but has no one to run it
During the second season of The Big Bang Theory, the aspiring actress Penny borrows money from Sheldon. Without a second thought, the theoretical physicist grabs a peanut brittle can in which he stores his extra money, and urges Penny to borrow as much as she wants. "This is money I'm not using," Sheldon explains.
Nick Suntzeff, an astronomer at Texas A&M University, recalled this episode when asked why no astronomers had yet taken a lucrative position to run the world's largest radio telescope, in China. The job pays about $1.2 million annually. "Now, that is an exaggeration," Suntzeff said of the TV show. "But I know many astronomers who would do such a thing. They want to be paid well, yes, but the money does not buy you telescope time, or access to supercomputers, or fund postdocs and graduate students."
China has built a staggeringly large instrument in the remote southern, mountainous region of the country called the Five hundred-meter Aperture Spherical Telescope, or FAST. The telescope measures nearly twice as large as the closest comparable facility in the world, the US-operated Arecibo radio telescope in Puerto Rico. Radio telescopes use a large, parabolic dish to collect radio waves from distant sources, such as pulsars and black holes—or even alien civilizations.
It's paydaygeddon! NatWest account transfers 'disappearing' (not really)
Thousands left terrified worrying about limiting their beer intake this month
There's drama aplenty for NatWest customers this morning as account transfers are “disappearing” according to aggrieved customers.…
European privacy must surely be safe with nobody in the job
Sad about Pluto? How about 110 planets in the solar system instead?
In 2005, three smaller celestial bodies were proposed to be upgraded to planets by the IAU, but instead of expanding the definition, it was restricted slightly in 2006 (PDF of Resolution B5, "Definition of a Planet in the Solar System") to keep out the riff-raff, er, dwarf planets. The 110 figure comes from a chart of every round object in the solar system under 10,000 kilometers in diameter, to scale, with the definition for a planet being "a sub-stellar mass body that has never undergone nuclear fusion and that has enough gravitation to be round due to hydrostatic equilibrium regardless of its orbital parameters." And instead of a ridiculously long mnemonic device, Runyon and his partners suggest teaching zones, not planet names:
Rocky and metallic inner planets (Mercury, Venus, Earth, Moon, Mars, Ceres) formed in the Inner Zone where heavier elements concentrated closer to the Sun during Solar System formation. Gaseous and mainly icy planets (Jupiter, Saturn, Uranus, Neptune, and their satellite planets) formed in the Middle Zone. Icy planets, most of which are probably dwarf planets (which are"full-fledged" planets) formed in the Outer Zone where lighter elements remained during Solar System formation.The Washington Post sought early comments from Kirby Runyon and other scientists:
"It's a scientifically useful bit of nomenclature and, I think, given the psychological power behind the word planet, it's also more consumable by the general public," Runyon said.In short, the debate rages on.
"A classification has to be useful, or else it's just lipstick on a pig," countered planetary scientist Carolyn Porco. Runyon's definition "is not useful at all."
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"If you look at the solar system with fresh eyes, it is really hard to not realize that there are eight big things dominating the solar system and millions of tiny things flitting around," said Caltech astronomer Mike Brown, whose discovery of the dwarf planet Eris, announced in 2005, precipitated the IAU vote a year later.
Brown was not at that vote, but he said that a definition based on orbital dynamics "is the most profound classification you can come up with."
"That's the one that asks the question we're asking as planetary scientists," he explained. "Why did the solar system form with these eight giant things and all these other things around them?"