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05 Sep 09:08

Ex-Stanford swimmer in rape case leaving jail early

Erin H

RAPIST leaving jail early. FTFY.

Former Stanford University swimmer Brock Turner is scheduled for early release from jail Friday after serving three months of a six-month sentence for sexually assaulting an unconscious woman.
04 Sep 23:50

Brock Turner's Home Is Being Staked Out By Armed Protesters

by Lauren Evans
Erin H

i'm not quite sure how i feel about this. on one hand, i totally want that dude to be terrorized forever. on the other hand, armed protesters are never a good idea.

After three terrible steak-less months, convicted sex offender Brock Turner was released from jail and allowed to repair to his parents’ Ohio home. But just because the law smiled upon a man who assaulted an unconscious woman behind a dumpster doesn’t mean this group of angry, armed protesters will do the same.

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02 Sep 02:13

JetBlue Put Two 5-Year-Olds on the Wrong Dang Flights!

by Bobby Finger
Erin H

Something is fishy here. Airlines are SUPER attentive with children traveling alone.

When Maribel Martinez arrived at New York’s JFK airport to pick up her 5-year-old son Andy after a visit to the Dominican Republic, she went through what must be one of every parents’ darkest, most Imposter-y nightmares. Instead of bringing her Andy, they introduced her to a child she had never seen before who was in possession of Andy’s passport.

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02 Sep 01:04

Why Radio Stations Keep Playing the Same Song Over and Over Again

by Alan Henry
Erin H

i am very confused by this image of comic book guy and jr "bob" dobbs.

If you ever listen to AM/FM radio and wonder why all the stations play the same songs over and over, there’s actually a very simple answer. Like many things, it has to do with advertising, money, and getting as many ears on your station as possible so you can deliver the former and make the latter.

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01 Sep 00:52

Little Sister Is a Movie About a Goth Nun and You Want to Watch It

by Aimée Lutkin on The Muse, shared by Julianne Escobedo Shepherd to Jezebel
Erin H

yes, yes i do.

Studying to become a nun is probably pretty hard. At least, it appears to be for Addison Timlin’s character in the trailer for Little Sister, the newest indie film from Zach Clark. It gets harder when she’s pulled back into the past—a past filled with Marilyn Manson mixes and blood-spattered baby dolls.

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31 Aug 00:33

Festivals & Events: Riot Fest Chicago releases schedule

by rickyf@nospam.punknews.org (rickyf)
Erin H

my only "aw, MAN" conflict is saturday night morrissey/nas. BUT morrissey is playing for 2 hours for some reason? so i hope i can do both.

The schedule for Riot Fest Chicago has been released. You can see it here. The event will take place September 16 - Septmeber 18, 2016 at Douglas Park in Chicago, IL.
30 Aug 14:25

Rauner Vetoes Minimum Wage Raise For Caregivers Of Developmentally Disabled

by aaroncynic
Erin H

condescending fuckweasel.

Rauner Vetoes Minimum Wage Raise For Caregivers Of Developmentally Disabled At the same time, Illinois' care system is crumbling due to staffing crises, caregivers said. [ more › ]
30 Aug 05:00

7 Spices That Make Whipped Cream Even Better — Spice Intelligence

by Sheela Prakash
Erin H

I. am. in. to. this.

A little whipped cream goes a long way to make any dessert feel even more special, but add a little something extra to it and it's suddenly even better than you ever imagined. Sprinkle about a half-teaspoon or so of any of these seven ground spices into your bowl of heavy cream before you whip it for an instant upgrade to everyone's favorite dollop.

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27 Aug 11:50

Your Favorite Red Lipstick: NARS Velvet Matte Lip Pencil in Cruella

by Jillian Lucas on Gear, shared by Jillian Lucas to Jezebel
Erin H

i didn't vote on this, but this is actually my second favorite red lipstick, it's really nice. my very fave is sephora lip stain in color #1.

It was a close race at first, but then, a clear winner pulled way ahead as your favorite red lipstick. NARS Velvet Matte Lip Pencil in Cruella is the rouge that rose above the rest.

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24 Aug 14:21

Could You Live in Under 200 Square Feet?

by Nancy Mitchell
Erin H

Nope.

(Image credit: Fantastic Frank)

Here at Apartment Therapy, we've had lots of lively discussions about what constitutes a 'small' apartment, a 'little' one, a 'tiny' one, and so forth and so on. But there seems to be a general consensus that around 200 square feet is where you go from a small apartment to a really small apartment, little to really really little, tiny to teeny-tiny. It's the boundary between "whoa, this place is tiny," and "how is it even possible for a human to live here?" Nevertheless, people have made it work, and in one case, even made less than 200 square feet work for more than one person. Take a look around these teeny-tiny homes and tell us — could you live in under 200 square feet?

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23 Aug 21:56

The USDA Bought 11 Million Pounds of Surplus Cheese for Food Banks

by Bobby Finger
Erin H

this is fantastic!!

All cheese news is good cheese news (unless of course that cheese news is, “Hey cheesehead, we’re all outta cheese!”), but Tuesday’s biggest cheese news is particularly exceptional. Not only is it about an abundance of cheese, it’s about putting that cheese to good use.

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23 Aug 14:57

The Uncut Version of Frank Ocean's Endless Is Reportedly 140 Hours Long

by Julianne Escobedo Shepherd on The Muse, shared by Julianne Escobedo Shepherd to Jezebel
Erin H

today in "truth in advertising" news

Prolificness and perfectionism have always been the likely culprits in the delay for Frank Ocean’s second album—which, after many months of bumped-back release dates, arrived in a flood this weekend, unannounced. On Saturday he dropped Blond, the full-length follow-up to Channel Orange; that same day, he released an accompanying fanzine called Boys Don’t Cry in pop-up shops across the country. But before that, Ocean teased those two with Endless, a 40-minute “visual album” that served as a sort of audio sketchpad, accompanied by a film of Ocean building a spiral staircase by hand.

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20 Aug 02:51

Kaia Gerber Is Definitely Her Mom's Daughter on Her First Ever Magazine Cover

by Julianne Escobedo Shepherd on The Muse, shared by Julianne Escobedo Shepherd to Jezebel
Erin H

i'm SO jealous of her eyebrows.

At just 14 years old, Cindy Crawford’s daughter Kaia Gerber has a burgeoning modeling career unto itself. Though this Pop cover (via Fashionista) is Gerber’s first solo joint, you can already divine the talent in her fresh face, which is reminiscent of iconic super-early covers like Cecilia Dean on lei; Karlie, Chanel and Ali on Teen Vogue; or–yeah, I’ll say it—Kate Moss on The Face. It’s a je ne sais quoi that promises we’re going to see this young face for awhile, even aside from being Crawford’s daughter. What can I say! Supermodels pass on their genes, man. It’s not fair but neither is life.

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20 Aug 02:46

'Redshirts' Author John Scalzi's Suicidal Journey Through 'No Man's Sky'

Erin H

this article was a cute read. john scalzi is one of my favorite authors nowadays.

For the last year or so many of the gaming nerds I know have been salivating over No Man’s Sky, the video game that creates a procedurally generated universe of some 18 quintillion star systems for players to explore, a number so large that it virtually guarantees that the answer to the question "Am I alone in the universe?" is, "Yup, pretty much." On the other...

This article originally appeared on www.rollingstone.com: 'Redshirts' Author John Scalzi's Suicidal Journey Through 'No Man's Sky'

20 Aug 02:42

American Wrestler Helen Maroulis Scores Upset Of The Olympics

by Patrick Redford on Deadspin, shared by Megan Reynolds to Jezebel
Erin H

She went to my high school!!

Saori Yoshida is about as dominant as anyone in the international wrestling scene, having won three Olympic gold medals and 13 world championships. Women’s wrestling joined the modern Olympics in 2004, making Yoshida the only gold medalist ever in the 53 kilogram class. The Japanese wrestler had never earned anything less than gold at an Olympics, World Championships, or Asian Games until this afternoon, when she lost the gold medal match to American Helen Maroulis.

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18 Aug 13:48

Egyptian State TV Suspends 8 Female Anchors Because They're 'Overweight'

by Megan Reynolds
Erin H

take note, ladies: you can't sit at a desk and read the news if you're too fat!

The Egyptian Radio and Television Union has suspended eight female TV anchors for one month because apparently, they’re just too overweight to do their jobs.

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18 Aug 01:22

Rio Court Wants to Seize Ryan Lochte's Passport Due to 'Inconsistencies' in Robbery Report, But Too Late

by Julianne Escobedo Shepherd
Erin H

UGH

Ryan Lochte and James Feigen, two US Olympic swimmers who claimed they were robbed at gunpoint in Rio, are set to have their passports seized by a Brazilian court because, it seems, no one can back up their mugging-at-gunpoint story.

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18 Aug 01:17

5 Times You Should Remove Tomato Pulp — Tips from The Kitchn

by Meghan Splawn
Erin H

1. Never
2. Never
3. Never
4. Never
5. Never

The jelly around the seeds is the TASTIEST damn part, don't waste that shit!

(Image credit: Jeff Roffman)

The lie that tomato seeds are bitter has met its timely end. We now know that the seed pulp is actually quite flavorful and we should not discard it to the waste pile. When a recipe calls for removing tomato pulp, it's usually for a textural reason — say, a super-smooth sauce or for juicing the tomato pulp.

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16 Aug 15:13

'PaRappa the Rapper' comes back as an anime series

by Jon Fingas
Erin H

YES. I'm hoping that this show is a springboard to a new PaRappa game!

You sadly aren't about to see another PaRappa the Rapper game any time soon, but you will get some kind of fix the near future. Fuji TV has announced that it's airing the pilot episode for a PaRappa anime series, PJ Berri no Mogu-Mogu Munya-Munya, d...
16 Aug 00:46

the-movemnt: Watch: The trailer for ‘Hidden Figures’ is here —...

Erin H

I am STOKED for this movie.

13 Aug 16:04

This Is Why There Are So Many Ties In Swimming

by Timothy Burke on Regressing, shared by Timothy Burke to Jezebel
Erin H

wow, that's actually really interesting! savedyouaclick version: one one-thousandth of a second in the 50m equates to 2.39mm, which is smaller than the tolerances of a pool itself. the lanes may vary up to 3cm, so timing to the thousandth does not guarantee that the fastest person would win.

Tonight three legends of swimming—Michael Phelps, Chad Le Clos, and László Cseh—turned in identical times to share silver in the 100m butterfly. Last night, Simone Manuel tied for gold with Canadian Penny Oleksiak in the 100m freestyle . Modern timing systems are capable of measuring down to the millionth of a second—so why doesn’t FINA, the world swimming governing body, increase its timing precision by adding thousandths-of-seconds?

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12 Aug 22:17

Superzoom

Erin H

He's got some red on him.

*click* Let him know he's got a stain on his shirt, though.
12 Aug 05:22

Simone Biles: 'I'm Not the Next Usain Bolt or Michael Phelps. I'm the First Simone Biles'

by Megan Reynolds
Erin H

SLAY, QUEEN

Following her incredible performance in the women’s all around finals in gymnastics on August 11, Simone Biles found it necessary to clear the air about one tiny detail.

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11 Aug 15:18

Sen. Mark Kirk Says He Will Write-In Colin Powell For President

by Stephen Gossett
Erin H

fucking idiot.

Sen. Mark Kirk Says He Will Write-In Colin Powell For President He cited Clinton's support of the Iran nuclear deal as a preclusion. But guess who else supports it? Hint: his name rhymes with "Polin Cowell." [ more › ]
10 Aug 19:11

Illinois Dems Launch Ant-Kirk "$#*% My Senator Says" Tumblr

by Stephen Gossett
Erin H

glorious! his recent OBVIOUS pandering to moderates is pathetic at best and unethical at worst. he's just garbage.

Illinois Dems Launch Ant-Kirk "$#*% My Senator Says" Tumblr The incumbent Senator is running screaming from Donald Trump, but Dems want to remind you of their common bond: the blunder quotes. [ more › ]
10 Aug 04:55

Lindsay Lohan: ‘I’m Scared of What Egor Might Do to Me and to Himself’

by Bobby Finger
Erin H

Ugh. What a terrible situation, and how awful for her that she thinks it's ok to stay with an abuser who apologizes. Her parents REALLY fucked her up.

Lindsay Lohan spoke to The Daily Mail about her abusive relationship with Egor Tarabasov over the weekend, and made several revelations/clarifications about everything that’s happened between them over the past few drama-filled weeks. “There have been so many lies printed about me recently. I’ve kept quiet for so long but now I’m scared of what Egor might do to me and to himself,” she says. “I realize now you can’t stay in a relationship just for love. No woman can be hit and stay with that person if that person isn’t prepared to say sorry.”

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09 Aug 20:30

This Glass Skywalk on a Mountain in China is 4600 Feet in the Air — Design News

by Tara Bellucci
Erin H

my first thought was YASS but then i thought oh, made in china. :(

(Image credit: Shao Ying / ImagineChina)

Acrophobics, turn away now. There's a new vertigo-inducing glass-bottomed skywalk, this time along a mountainside in China.

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08 Aug 23:40

Martha Stewart and Snoop Dogg Teaming Up for Reality Show on VH1 — Food TV

by Ariel Knutson
Erin H

i'm 100% on board with this.

(Image credit: VH1)

VH1 announced today that Martha Stewart and Snoop Dog will be teaming up to host a reality show called Martha & Snoop's Dinner Party. The show will focus on the two cultural icons throwing dinner parties for their celebrity friends. "At our dinner party, we will exemplify America's fascination with food, entertaining and celebrity. 'Martha & Snoop's Dinner Party' will redesign the traditional food competition shows in a new, different and very funny way," Stewart says of the upcoming show.

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08 Aug 18:22

Men Refuse to Let Cargo Shorts Die, Wear Them to Work in Protest

by Hillary Crosley Coker
Erin H

I am so confused by this development.

On Monday, cargo shorts became the unfashionable subject of vitriol when the Wall Street Journal’s Nicole Hong published a disapproving story about the many-pocketed style. Today, men at the storied paper are wearing cargo shorts to work in protest and solidarity with their questionable taste.

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06 Aug 17:40

Watch Ariana Grande Slickly Cover Whitney Houston's 'How Will I Know' on Greatest Hits

by Clover Hope
Erin H

i had never heard her sing until she was on SNL, and DAMN that girl's got a lot of talent.

Ariana Grande, one of the few artists I’d trust to cover a Whitney Houston song other than myself at karaoke, sounded expectedly effortless covering a pair of the late singer’s classics on Greatest Hits.

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