Well, here's something to chew on. High end fashion retailer Barneys New York is now offering a line of punk rock t-shirts. The shirts cost $265.00 and $175.00 each. The listing says the shirts are "distressed." Shirts in the line include a Black Flag logo tee, a Joy Divison shirt, a The Cure shirt, a Ramones shirt, a Motorhead shirt, and some others. You can check out the $265 Black Flag shirt here. (They also appear to be selling a Freddy Kreuger influenced shirt for over a grand for some reason.)
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Barneys New York selling $265 Black Flag t-shirts
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Well, here's something to chew on. High end fashion retailer Barneys New York is now offering a line of punk rock t-shirts. The shirts cost $265.00 and $175.00 each. The listing says the shirts are "distressed." Shirts in the line include a Black Flag logo tee, a Joy Divison shirt, a The Cure shirt, a Ramones shirt, a Motorhead shirt, and some others. You can check out the $265 Black Flag shirt here. (They also appear to be selling a Freddy Kreuger influenced shirt for over a grand for some reason.)
Ava DuVernay Is the First Woman of Color to Direct a $100M Film
Erin HYASS QUEEN

Ava DuVernay, director of Selma and the forthcoming television series Queen Sugar is now the first woman of color to direct a $100 million movie with the upcoming adaptation of A Wrinkle In Time.
This Song About La Croix Sparkling Water Is a Masterpiece — Food Video
Erin HYASSSS suze, i guess we need to be friends with RAKEEM.
If the words "Pamplemousse" and "Peach-Pear" make you weak in the knees, then you need to watch this video dedicated to your favorite sparkling water. YouTuber RAKEEM has created a masterpiece about La Croix that will quench your never-ending thirst.
Did your favorite flavor make an appearance in the video?
Netflix to Release Season Three of "Chef's Table" on September 2 — Food TV
Erin HYASSSSSS. Suze, we can get some ideas of where to eat in france if we want to spend our entire budget on a single meal! :)
In an announcement made yesterday, the critically acclaimed Netflix Series Chef's Table is coming back for a third season on September 2. While the first two seasons featured chefs from all over the world, the third season will only focus on chefs from France. There will be four chefs featured in this new season: Alain Passard, Michel Troisgros, Adeline Grattard, and Alexandre Couillon.
A Sorry-Not-Sorry Anthem, Courtesy of JoJo
Erin Hoooh, this is a JAM. i would say sorry if i really meant it.

Almost a year after introducing the term “tringle” into my life, JoJo announced that she’s dropping her third album in October, via a clever Instagram photo showing a pregnancy test... because she’s pregnant with an album! So here comes a heat-check single, “Fuck Apologies,” where JoJo forsakes the performative act of saying sorry.
Mary J. Blige Is Divorcing Her Husband/Manager Kendu Isaacs
Erin HKendu Isaacs sounds like a Star Wars character name.

Mary J. Blige has reportedly filed for divorce from her husband of 12 years, Kendu Isaacs, citing irreconcilable differences.
Searching for the Wokest Man in Philly at NARAL's 'Men for Choice' Celebration
Erin HSALMON PANTS

PHILADELPHIA — “I have to settle once and for all if Matt McGorry is actually sexy,” I heard a man tell his companion shortly after I arrived standing at NARAL Pro-Choice America’s “Men for Choice” event. “I think it’s the douchebag factor.”
The Publican Is Opening A Wicker Park Location Called The Publican Anker
Erin Hthe logo is my new tattoo. YOU'RE WELCOME FOR THE IDEA, PAUL.
The Publican is officially building an empire. [ more › ]
Rita Ora Will Groom Future Rita Oras As Host of America's Next Top Model
Erin HSUZE ANTM IS COMING BAAAAAAAAACK
although i'm not 100% on board without tyra. rita ora better BRING IT with the ridiculous catchphrases.

Well, don’t we all look foolish ... The answer to the question “What if Rita Ora was the new host of the revived version of America’s Next Top Model on Vh1? lol” has been answered.
These $5 Formula X Nail Polishes are So Good, You'll Buy Both Colors
Erin HFormula X is the worst nail polish! It chips off like crazy.

If you haven’t tried any Formula X nail polish, you need to start right now. The brand’s #ColorCurators collection is filled with exclusive colors chosen by a bunch of different beauty personalities (Aimee Song, Ashley Graham, Cupcakes and Cashmere, to name a few). These two, from Sanya Richards-Ross, Track and Field star, are bold and only $5 each. Buy both and that’s less than one bottle normally.
Leslie Jones Continues to Be Real: 'If I Pay $10,000 for a Dress, Y'all Gon' See Me In It Everyday'
Erin Hleslie jones is a goddamned national treasure.

Lots of big laughs and blood-curdling screams in this clip of Leslie Jones on Tuesday’s Live with Kelly and [Insert Michael Strahan Replacement Here]. The SNL and Ghostbusters star excitedly charmed her way through the majority of the interview, transferring her energy to Kelly Ripa and guest host Carrie Ann Inaba, as well as everyone else in the room and, also, me. “You are one of the great screamers of all time,” Kelly tells her, and it’s true.
Pokémon Go Updates With a Fix for Google Permissions
Erin Hthat was quick!

Yesterday, the internet was aflutter with a seeming overreach of Pokémon Go’s access to your Google account
. While that all turned out to be an error that wasn’t as bad as it looked, Niantic’s gone ahead and fixed things to make the whole process much more clear.
How To Make One Vanilla Cupcake — Cooking Lessons from The Kitchn
Erin HI got all excited about this, and added the recipe to my Weight Watchers tracker. This ONE CUPCAKE is 34 points. For reference, I'm supposed to eat 30 points worth of food in a whole day. FML.
Do you ever have the hankering for a perfect vanilla cupcake, but don't want to have a whole dozen sitting around once you've satisfied that craving? A single vanilla cupcake can be baked in a toaster oven with just a few pantry staples that you probably already have at home. This single vanilla cupcake doesn't even require a scale.
How to Revoke Pokémon Go’s Extensive Permissions to Your Google Account
Erin Hholy shit! read/WRITE access?? it took me 4 tries to revoke it before it let me play without it. if it asks me to log in again i'm going to quit.

Everyone’s stoked about Pokémon Go, but if you’re a privacy conscious player on iOS, you might not like the fact that Pokémon Go (and Ingress
, for that matter) has complete access to everything in your Google account
. Good news though, you can revoke that access.
This $40 Fitness Tracker Can Run For a Year on a Single Charge
Erin Hi wish i had gotten this instead of a fitbit. a year on one battery, waterproof... it's so much better.

It’s not a Fitbit, but this $40 Garmin Vivofit has a few enticing tricks up its sleeve, if you’re in the market for a fitness tracker.
Turn Leftover Corn Cobs into Delicious, Versatile Corn Stock
Erin HOOOOH.

Similar to how you can use leftover corn cobs to make corn cream , you can also use them to make a flavorful, savory stock that can be used in tons of soups, stews, or anything else that calls for stock. You’ll get every last tasty bit from your cobs before tossing them out.
Man Charged With Murder for Decapitating His Girlfriend's Alleged Rapist
Erin HWith the initial headline, I thought to myself "huh, good for him", then i thought i'd better check to be sure he was SURE it was this dude who raped his girlfriend. Then I read the story. O.O

A Minnesota man has been charged with murder after allegedly decapitating a man he suspected of raping his girlfriend.
Make a Fruity, Flavor-Infused Whipped Cream With Leftover Cherry Pits
Erin Hthis is the best idea in the history of everything.

If you’re pitting a bunch of cherries for baking or snacking, don’t toss them out. You can make a delicious cherry-flavored whipped cream with them.
Damn, Page Six!
Erin HWOW.
Beloved New York Times Style Photographer Bill Cunningham Suffers From Stroke
Erin Haw. if you haven't seen the documentary "bill cunningham's new york", please do. it's fantastic, he seems like such a nice man, and he's so talented.

Street style photographer Bill Cunningham, 87, is currently in the hospital recovering from a stroke, Page Six reports.
Wow, Mark Zuckerberg Is Paranoid As Fuck
Erin Hi'll save you the click-through - he has tape over his laptop camera and microphone. that's not paranoid, it's just smart. CELEBRITIES ARE JUST LIKE US

Mark Zuckerberg, a man who runs a service that collects the personal information of more than a billion people daily, seems to be worried about being spied on. There’s something very interesting in the photo Zuckerberg posted today to celebrate Instagram’s 500 million monthly active users, can you see it?
Photos: Trying To Score 'Hamilton' Tickets In Chicago Was A ClusterF*ck
Erin Hunsurprisingly, i did not score tickets. i'll have to settle for watching on PBS this fall.
You can't win 'em all. [ more › ]
Well Played: The Hats of Royal Ascot
Erin Hthis is my very favorite thing about great britain.
Royal Ascot drew to a close this weekend, and thus we bid farewell to its riotous and wonderful hats for another year. I’ve been covering the Hats of the Royals throughout the week, but let’s put our hands together for theseamazing efforts in the field of Civilian Millinery (With A Brief Celebrity Cameo), shall we? Read More ...Calvin Harris 'Feels Betrayed' By Taylor Swift, Had No Idea About Tom Hiddleston
Erin Hi was completely unaware that celebrities had to tell their exes when they started dating someone new. YLSNE, i guess. or maybe calvin harris is a self-absorbed douchecanoe. either way.

The news of Taylor Swift’s newest relationship was as shocking to us as it was to her most recent ex-boyfriend, Adam “Calvin Harris” Wiles. It’s being reported that the gym-loving DJ “did not know Taylor and Tom [Hiddleston] were together” until photos of them posing for cameras on a beach were published by The Sun.
Mexican 'Voice' Singer Shot and Killed in Chicago
Erin HWHAT THE SHIT
Tell Us Your Favorite Ice Cream and We'll Tell You Your Age — A Strictly Scientific Quiz
Erin Hthis was a little too good - out of those represented, i would choose pistachio, and it says 41. only 2 years off!
You can tell a lot about a person based on their favorite flavor of ice cream. We've already determined personality type based on your ice cream choice, and today we're going to take it one step further and guess your age. Are you ready? What's your favorite flavor of ice cream? Keep it simple and we'll tell you what age you truly are.
Helen Mirren Confirms She'll Appear in Fast 8, Praise God
Erin HOMG YES

Helen Mirren has made your dreams come true, by confirming that she’ll appear in Fast 8, the next installment in the Fast and the Furious franchise. Sometimes nice things do happen!
Watch Major Lazer's Blazing 'Night Riders' Video
Erin HMajor Lazer is the only act I would like to see at Lollapalooza this year.
Prospective Jurors Refuse to Serve Under Aaron Persky, the Judge in Brock Turner Case
Erin HWow!!

The East Bay Times reports that as many as ten prospective jurors have refused to serve under Aaron Persky, the judge who presided over Brock Turner’s sentencing, in a new, unrelated case.
Your Future Husband Just Ate 528 Oysters in Less Than 10 Minutes
Erin HSuze! #brunchgoals

How many oysters could you house in a single sitting? Two dozen? Three dozen? Could you put away 528 raw oysters, like Adrian “The Rabbit” Morgan, winner of New Orleans’ World Oyster Eating Championship? Which is a certifiable fuck-load of oysters.

