Shared posts

06 Aug 21:48

The New Old Reader

Diane

yay

image

We’re pleased to announce that The Old Reader will officially remain open to the public! The application now has a bigger team, significantly more resources, and a new corporate entity in the United States. We’re incredibly excited to be a part of this great web application and would like to share some details about its future as well as thank you for remaining loyal users. We’re big fans and users of The Old Reader and look forward to helping it grow and improve for years to come.

First off we want to say that it’s rare to have an application that inspires as much passion as The Old Reader has as of late. We think that’s a sign of greatness and all credit for that goes to the wonderful team that has been running the show including Dmitry and Elena. We’ve gotten to know them pretty well this past week and they are smart, honest, and passionate people. We’re happy to announce that they are still a part of the team and we hope they will be for a long time to come.  The new team will be managing the project and adding to the engineering, communications, and system administration functions.

So now for the future. The Old Reader is going to retain all of its functionality and remain open to the public. Not only that, we’re going to do everything in our power to grow the user base which will only accentuate the things that make this application special. To facilitate these improvements, we’re going to be transitioning The Old Reader to a top tier hosting facility in the United States this coming week. It’s going to require some downtime and for that we sincerely apologize, but it’s also going to mean A LOT more servers, 10x faster networks, and long-term stability. We realize that doesn’t make the downtime easy but rest assured that things are looking up.

Over the coming weeks we’ll talk more about the new team of The Old Reader. We’re looking forward to introducing ourselves and making significant improvements to this incredible application. Thanks for reading and thanks for using The Old Reader!

03 Aug 00:03

Running

Diane

Only shared for the bottom gif. So good.

For exercise:

image

If my favorite take-out place is about to close:

image

31 Jul 16:44

Desperate times call for desperate measures

Diane

Uhhhh. Guys. What are we going to do.

UPD: We have received a number of proposals that we are discussing right now. Chances are high that public The Old Reader will live after all

image

Since we launched first public version almost a year ago up until March 2013 we have been working on The Old Reader in “normal” mode. In March things became “nightmare”, but we kept working hard and got things done. First, we were out of evenings, then out of weekends and holidays, and then The Old Reader was the only thing left besides our jobs. Last week difficulty level was changed to “hell” in every possible aspect we could imagine, we have been sleep deprived for 10 days and this impacts us way too much. We have to look back.

The truth is, during last 5 months we have had no work life balance at all. The “life” variable was out of equation: you can limit hours, make up rules on time management, but this isn’t going to work if you’re running a project for hundreds of thousands of people. Let me tell you why: it tears us to bits if something is not working right, and we are doing everything we can to fix that. We can’t ignore an error message, a broken RAID array, or unanswered email. I personally spent my own first wedding anniversary fixing the migration last Sunday. Talk about “laid back” attitude now. And I won’t even start describing enormous sentimental attachment to The Old Reader that we have.

We would really like to switch the difficulty level back to “normal”. Not to be dreaded of a vacation. Do something else besides The Old Reader. Stop neglecting ourselves. Think of other projects. Get less distant from families and loved ones. The last part it’s the worst: when you are with your family, you can’t fall out of dialogues, nodding, smiling and responding something irrelevant while thinking of refactoring the backend, checking Graphite dashboard, glancing onto a Skype chat and replying on Twitter. You really need to be there, you need to be completely involved. We want to have this experience again.

That’s why The Old Reader has to change. We have closed user registration, and we plan to shut the public site down in two weeks. We started working on this project for ourselves and our friends, and we use The Old Reader on a daily basis, so we will launch a separate private site that will keep running. It will have faster refresh rate, more posts per feed, and properly working full-text search — we are sure that we can provide all this at a smaller scale without that much drama, just like we were doing before March.

The private site?

Accounts will be migrated to the private site automatically. We will whitelist everybody we know personally, along with all active accounts that were registered before March 13, 2013. And of course, we will migrate all our awesome supporters and people who donated to keep the project running (if you sent us bitcoins, please get in touch to get identified). Later this week your account will get a distinct indication whether it will be migrated to the private site or not. If you see that message and believe that it’s wrong, or if all your friends are getting migrated and you are left behind — please, drop us a line.

Give me my data!

You will have two weeks to export your OPML file regardless of our decision. OPML export link is located at the bottom of the Settings page — use the top-right menu to get there. All posts that you saved for later by using Pocket integration will obviously remain in your Pocket account.

But you could…

For those who would like to start the usual “VC, funding, mentor” or “charge for the damn thing” mantras — please, spare it. We’re not in the Valley where it might be super-easy, and, after all, not everyone wants to be an entrepreneur. We just love making a good RSS reader.

We really want The Old Reader to be a big and successful project, with usable free accounts. But this is not possible to achieve with what we have, so unless someone resourceful takes over the project and brings it to the next level, it is not gonna happen. We had over 2 000 new registrations after the blackout last week. This is amazing and sad at the same time.

If anyone is interested in acquiring The Old Reader and making it better, we are very open and accepting proposals at hello@theoldreader.com. We would be waiting for them for two weeks, supporting and maintaining The Old Reader as usual. Please don’t write us if you don’t have resources to maintain a site used by tens of thousands of people every day, or if you don’t know how you would improve The Old Reader. And please spare our time if you just want to buy the domain name and park a bunch of silly ads there — it’s not going to happen.

We value our community very much, and we will either pass the project to somebody who we know is going to take a good care of it, or we will switch it to private mode.

What next?

From one point of view, it’s not a big deal: “RSS is obsolete”, nobody died, we don’t owe anybody anything, you name it. Also, there are a lot of good readers around to choose from, a large part of them is smaller than The Old Reader and had not experienced growing pains of 80 000 daily active users in no time. But for us, it’s heartbreaking.

I will finally get back to work on my small studio — Bespoke Pixel — which has been run by my awesome partner all this time. Dmitry will keep being bright young software developer, making scalable and beautiful projects. Our team will stay together, and will keep working on making the private version of The Old Reader awesome.

We feel great responsibility for the project. We’d rather provide a smooth and awesome experience for 10 000 users than a crappy one for 420 000.

Sorry, each and everyone if we failed you. You are an incredible, supportive and helpful community. The best we could possibly hope for.

All the love,
Elena Bulygina and Dmitry Krasnoukhov

29 Jul 21:03

San Fermin festival 2013: Running of the Bulls

Diane

Runing of the bulls so cray. #13.
Warning, definitely one picture of someone getting gored. After 13.

Revelers from around the world have been participating in the San Fermin festival in Pamplona, Spain, for the last nine days. Visitors take part in many festivities including the eight days of the running of the bulls, a half- mile dash from the corral with six bulls destined to die in the following bullfight. Each day includes traditional processions, music, food and lots of celebrating.-Leanne Burden Seidel (37 photos total)

An Alcurrucen's ranch fighting bull runs towards revelers during the running of the bulls of the San Fermin festival, in Pamplona, Spain on July 7. (Daniel Ochoa de Olza/Associated Press)

    


29 Jul 15:19

Awkward, Humiliating, Embarrassing-as-Hell Photos: Then and Now

by Laura Beck
Diane

This is pretty great. I like how some of the internet is dedicated to letting adolescents know that life doesn't suck forever.

Awkward, Humiliating, Embarrassing-as-Hell Photos: Then and Now

If you went to elementary school, middle school, or high school, you probably have at least fifteen cringe-worthy-as-crap school portraits.

Read more...

    


29 Jul 14:11

banana, nutella and salted pistachio popsicles

by deb
Diane

Yes.

a banana nutella popsicle stack

Growing up, we made popsicles by pouring orange juice into these molds, letting them freeze and eating them outside so we didn’t sticky up the kitchen floor. But when I first bought these popsicles molds a year ago, did I put juice in them? No. I started dreaming about frozen cherry cheesecake popsicles and key lime pie paletas. I became obsessed with recreating the creamsicles of my youth, but only if the outside layer was orange and the middle was white. I began scratching out recipes for rum-mango-coconut popsicles, roasted peach and frozen yogurt on a stick and strawberry black pepper frozen ices that might taste like one of my favorite summer cocktails.

magical one-ingredient banana ice cream

I first read about magical one-ingredient banana ice cream around the same time. If you haven’t, well, go buy some bananas. Freeze them until they’re almost quite but not completely frozen, then cut them into chunks and blend them in a food processor and you’ll have the most amazing soft serve banana gelato ever.

salted pistachios, shelling and shelling

... Read the rest of banana, nutella and salted pistachio popsicles on smittenkitchen.com


© smitten kitchen 2006-2012. | permalink to banana, nutella and salted pistachio popsicles | 182 comments to date | see more: Bananas, Photo, Popsicles, Quick, Summer

22 Jul 20:07

George Zimmerman Saves Strangers From Overturned Truck, Disappears

by Erin Gloria Ryan
Diane

What is this I don't even

George Zimmerman Saves Strangers From Overturned Truck, Disappears

[Updated] OK, I use italics a lot, but I really mean them this time: this is weird. Police in Sanford, Florida say George Zimmerman — who killed BUT DIDN'T MURDER Trayvon Martin — has emerged from hiding to save a stranger family of four strangers from an overturned truck and then disappear again into the night like the goddamn Batman. It's just like that scene in Crash when Matt Dillon saves Thandie Newton from a fiery car wreck, only in Florida instead of LA and probably more deserving of an Oscar.

Read more...

    


22 Jul 19:34

Judge Says North Dakota's Abortion Ban Is "Clearly Unconstitutional"

by Kate Sheppard
Diane

Stoked that he actually talked about practicalities. Not only that it's unconstitutional on its face, but is also de facto/as applied unconstitutional. Recognizing real life!

A judge has blocked the county's most restrictive abortion law from taking effect in North Dakota. The law, passed in March, would ban abortion at the point when a fetal heartbeat can be detected—which can be as early as six weeks into a pregnancy. The law is what earned North Dakota the championship in our Anti-Choice March Madness tournament earlier this year.

In his decision, US District Judge Daniel L. Hovland said the law would not pass constitutional muster:

The State has extended an invitation to an expensive court battle over a law restricting abortions that is a blatant violation of the constitutional guarantees afforded to all women. The United States Supreme Court has unequivocally said that no state may deprive a woman of the choice to terminate her pregnancy at a point prior to viability. North Dakota House Bill 1456 is clearly unconstitutional under an unbroken stream of United States Supreme Court authority.

There is only one abortion clinic in North Dakota, the Red River Women's Clinic in Fargo, and it has to fly doctors in from out of state to provide the procedure. Hovland's ruling notes that the law would basically make it impossible to get an abortion in North Dakota:

Typically only women who have regular menstrual periods, keep close track of them, and take a pregnancy test promptly after a missed period at four weeks LMP, will know they are pregnant by six weeks. Because the Clinic only performs abortions one day per week, and cannot safely perform abortions before five weeks [of her last menstrual period], [the law] will effectively limit a woman’s ability to obtain an abortion to a single day during the pregnancy’s fifth week.

North Dakota's law is the most strict in the country so far, but last week Texas lawmakers introduced a bill that would also outlaw abortion once a fetal heartbeat can be detected. Today's ruling in North Dakota is a preliminary injunction that stops the law from going into effect until the full case can be heard.

22 Jul 17:43

Be very afraid: What the posters in your first apartment say about you.

by Laura Beck
Diane

Trust me, just keep reading.

Be very afraid: What the posters in your first apartment say about you.

Read more...

    


20 Jul 01:49

Here's What Barbie Would Look Like if She Had Average Measurements

by Laura Beck
Diane

Are the average woman's legs that muscular? Anyway, this is interesting.

Here's What Barbie Would Look Like if She Had Average Measurements

Artist Nickolay Lamm — he of the future fish faced humas and fresh-faced, scary-ass Barbie — got the measurements of an average 19-year-old from the CDC (Center for Disease Control & Prevention) and then made a 3D model and used photoshop to shape her into Barbie's blond as hell image. The result? Skipper on steroids A much closer to human-looking doll that won't make seven year olds feel like they need to start throwing up their Lunchables.

Read more...

    


18 Jul 17:33

Rad Kids React to Racists Freaking Out About the Cheerios Commercial

by Laura Beck
Diane

Ok I lied about not sharing anymore jezebel. This video is great. Children are amazing.

Remember when all those idiot racists were all so pissed about that Cherrios commercial because they're idiot racists? Well, here's some actual five year olds* who already know better than those idiot racists.

Read more...

    


18 Jul 17:31

Where in the World Is Carmen Sandiego? Maybe Back on PBS

by Laura Beck
Diane

OK I'm going to stop sharing Jezebel articles, but I will totally watch Carmen Sandiego religiously if this happens.

Do it, Rockapella! No really, please do it. The public misses you.

Read more...

    


18 Jul 17:27

Atlanta Zoo's Newborn Panda Twins Look Like Hairy Hot Dogs

by Tracie Egan Morrissey
Diane

Totes fugs.

Atlanta Zoo's Newborn Panda Twins Look Like Hairy Hot Dogs

The good news: America has its first pair of giant panda twins in 26 years! The bad news: They're totes fugs.

Read more...

    


18 Jul 17:26

The Daily Show‘s Zimmerman Coverage Is as Rage-Filled as It Should Be

by Madeleine Davies
Diane

In case you haven't heard some of the amazingly ironic things said by Zimmerman's lawyer and brother.

The Daily Show‘s Zimmerman Coverage Is as Rage-Filled as It Should Be

The Daily Show tends to do a pretty good job of finding glee and humor in even the grimmest of subjects, but that wasn't the case last night when they finally got around to covering the George Zimmerman acquittal. Don't get me wrong — the jokes were there (and the jokes were good), but for the most part, the segment was one of barely contained rage...and it was perfectly appropriate.

Read more...

    


17 Jul 23:23

Submitted by Anonymous: When your client tells you that the Court doesn’t have jurisdiction over him...

Diane

Do you guys know about this? It's a real thing. I forget the exact details right now, but there's a group in the US who insist the courts have no jurisdiction over them. Other PDs have told me about this.

Submitted by Anonymous: When your client tells you that the Court doesn’t have jurisdiction over him because he’s a sovereign citizen, and that he therefore can’t be prosecuted under any statutes, but is only subject to the common law. And he asks you to file his handwritten Motion to Dismiss laying out his theory.

image

17 Jul 21:20

That Alanis Morissette Ironic Song Is Finally Actually Ironic

by Laura Beck
Diane

I thought I wouldn't laugh but I totally laughed.

If you can't count the times you've informed your friends that nothing in Alanis Morissette's Ironic song is actually ironic (WE GET IT), then do I have a treat for you!

Read more...

    


17 Jul 18:45

I did this to my forearm yesterday. It was still there when I...

Diane

This is me. I cannot share it on facebook.



I did this to my forearm yesterday. It was still there when I woke up this morning. 

17 Jul 16:47

When my friends want to camp at a music festival

Diane

B/c for some reason, we have a bunch of friends in their 30s suddenly going to burning man.

17 Jul 03:00

Kudos to the New York Post for calling a story about Kosher lube "The Oy Of Sex."

by Dodai Stewart

Kudos to the New York Post for calling a story about Kosher lube "The Oy Of Sex."

Read more...

    


15 Jul 16:42

The Absolute Worst

by halliejay
Diane

This girl only made one funny comic one time, but this strip kinda sounds like kara is talking.

15 Jul 16:08

Enlightenment

But the rules of writing are like magic spells. If you never acquire them, then not using them says nothing.
13 Jul 18:01

dubstep canoe

Today on Married To The Sea: dubstep canoe
12 Jul 19:46

More Awesomeness From Texas Woman Kicked Out of Abortion Hearing

by Laura Beck
Diane

I'm gonna find her and friend her.

More Awesomeness From Texas Woman Kicked Out of Abortion Hearing

Sarah Slamen, the woman who was unconstitutionally kicked out of the Texas House hearing on that awful abortion bill, finally got to speak her piece last night on MSNBC's Last Word with Lawrence O'Donnell. Slamen got to point out more of the ways in which the bill is evil, stupid, and blatantly anti-woman. She continues to be righteously alright and outta sight.

Read more...

    


12 Jul 18:52

witstream: Kurt Braunohler has the best billboard idea.

09 Jul 15:44

Watch a Hoard of Fierce Little Girls Riot for Better Toys

by Callie Beusman
Diane

Oh man, I love this so much.

Last year, Stanford engineering student Debbie Sterling founded GoldieBlox, a construction toy meant to "prove to the world that engineering for girls is a mainstream concept." The company strives to encourage little girls to remain interested in engineering by engaging them in story-oriented building (the way boys are regularly engaged by a slew of "male"-targeted toys.).

Read more...

    


09 Jul 04:48

You Are Already Irritated With the ‘Brooklyn Girl’

by Erin Gloria Ryan
Diane

I'm not sharing this for the article. I'm sharing it for the block of comments that start this way:
Sparkle_MotionUErin Gloria Ryan221L
Have you heard about the sequel series to Brooklyn Girls?

It's called Lawrence Township Ladies, and it chronicles what happens to these "girls" when they turn 26 and move back to New Jersey. Sounds fun!*

(*Also available as Waterbury Women (for Connecticut) and Scarsdale Sirens (for everyone else).) Yesterday 3:24pm


MoneyPennyWiseUSparkle_Motion91L
My favorite part is when they all buy the same Honda Odyssey and reminisce loudly in Starbucks about how wild they used to be.

You Are Already Irritated With the ‘Brooklyn Girl’

If you're hoping the Brooklynification of irritating lady stereotypes is merely a passing fad, I've got some bad news: The Brooklyn Girl is A Thing now, like "I'M SUCH A CARRIE!" was A Thing 5 years ago.

Read more...

    


03 Jul 17:48

Dior's Couture Show Included Six Black Models (Finally)

by Jenna Sauers
Diane

These dresses

Dior's Couture Show Included Six Black Models (Finally)

For the first time since Raf Simons took over the design duties at Christian Dior, the brand has hired black models for its runway show. Six black models were cast in today's Dior couture show, one of the most highly anticipated fashion shows of the season.

Read more...

    


01 Jul 14:36

Let's Shop for Swimsuits in 1967

by Dodai Stewart
Diane

Why can't I find these exact bathing suits in the world right now? Considering how many other people want them, GET ON IT FASHION.

Let's Shop for Swimsuits in 1967

Is your town experiencing what the weatherfolks are calling "excessive heat"? Better hit the pool/beach/park/backyard sprinklers/sidewalk in a new swimsuit.

Read more...

    


29 Jun 19:46

I am a proud member of the Cult of Ruthie Via: Unholy Adventures



I am a proud member of the Cult of Ruthie

Via: Unholy Adventures

27 Jun 20:43

When I try to do Robyn's "Call your Girlfriend" dance