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Anyone else think that crazy former antivirus mogul John McAfee--returned to his cell today following "heart attacks"--has begun to resemble legendary Polish-British actor Vladek Sheybal? Sheybal is seen here in 1980's best musical, The Apple.

Not a bad childrearing philosophy, if you ask me.

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This parody by The Hillywood Show shows what happens when a rowdy group of Dwarves visit Bilbo Baggins’ hobbit hole with some delicious beverages.

YouTube remix artist Daniel Kim put together this retrospective mashup of pop music featuring more than 50 hit songs from the year 2012.

The cosplayer who became the official face of Elizabeth from BioShock Infinite

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Skin (Black Edition) by YVY Look Book

If you've not seen it yet, the trailer for a Russian indie game called Stealer is the best game trailer I've seen this year, by a wide margin:

So who is the man who made this utterly beguiling combination of Limbo, Hotline: Miami, and Blade Runner? The developer goes by the nom de game Winged Doom and he's a bit of a mystery. He describes himself on his website as "random guy who likes oldskool". Above this line is a moody, smoke-shrouded image. If this indeed Winged Doom, he looks like a man who has looked too far into the art of games and now bears a heavy burden communicating its truths to the world.

After Stealer received a flurry of attention over the past few days, Winged Doom yesterday posted this notice on his site:

Thanks to all guys who liked STEALER's trailer. It is inspiring and gives strength to move forward. And thanks to all guys who irritate this video because it is not clear what will be the game. You helped me with understanding my motives and point in all this.  The video does not feature scenes with gameplay, this is a promotional video. It passes author's vision of project and mood, yes it's mockup. To be perfectly honest I'm not sure about gameplay. Working on it now, but don't know what i get, because I'm novice. Will it be a game in final? I do not know, I groping in dark. The only thing I can be sure that i want to create a living world. If I fail with gameplay or will not justify expectations of people who saw movie and say "wow!" I'm not too upset. My main goal extract this world from head to virtual reality. And gameplay resources for this purpose is ideal.  I do not see anything wrong or irritating in this conception because imho that essence of indie movement - do what you like, without looking at anything. 

So what kind of game is Stealer, other than an awesome one? On the Mod DB page for the game, Winged Doom describes it as "something like Sokoban, but platformer, with focusing on atmosphere and exploration." So we don't know a lot. What we do know is that Winged Doom's Twitter description now reads like a prophecy:

@WINGEDD00M

came out of nowhere and is gonna be famous @phubans

I AM MEANT TO BE A GIF

i-am-albie:

So I just had to join in on the Hawkeye Initiative bandwagon, it’s just so… full of empowerment.

And then I went totally overboard.
Even gave them suggestive captions.

I feel like a predator drawing this. 

(but Tony’s face!

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(Video link) In case you're still wistful for some spooky Halloween-type stuff, but are secretly excited for the winter holidays, here is the great Christopher Lee, narrating the poem "The Nightmare Before Christmas" by Tim Burton. Burton wrote his poem in 1982 while working as an animator for Disney (the same year he made his short, Vincent), then later turned into one of the best stop-motion movies ever. 'Tis the season, whichever season you prefer! (via Neatorama)

Awesome!

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US district judge Gladys Kessler has ordered the world's largest tobacco companies to pay for a two-year, national US advertising campaign to apologize for lying about smoking's health risks, and for perverting the science on the issue.

Kessler's ruling on Tuesday, which the companies could try to appeal against, aims to finalise the wording of five different statements the companies will be required to use.

One of them begins: "A federal court has ruled that the defendant tobacco companies deliberately deceived the American public by falsely selling and advertising low tar and light cigarettes as less harmful than regular cigarettes."

Another statement includes the wording: "Smoking kills, on average, 1,200 Americans. Every day."

Tobacco companies ordered to admit they lied over smoking danger [Reuters/Guardian]

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why I have such chronic bitch face in photos I will never know. I was dressed all in white on cam and it looked kinda cute 

It seems as if the ol' super official privacy notice is making its rounds on Facebook again. For your edification, in case you were planning on posting it yourself, it does nothing. It may seem like it's legit because it's written in semi-legalese, but it's basically a glorified "keep off the grass" sign.

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The magnificent Professor Elemental returns.

 

(See also his marvellous “Cup Of Brown Joy.”  Which is much less filthy than it sounds.)

Shape Shifting Lizard Skin Cream, by Darren Cullen & Mark Tolson.

Shapeshifting from lizard to human form is great for controlling Earth so you can mine gold to save your dying homeworld, but it’s not so great for your skin. When you’re juggling appointments and global depopulation deadlines, you don’t have time for an exhaustive skincare regime, especially after you’ve been up all night sodomising infants on a blood-soaked altar.

That’s why there’s new Hypoallergenic Shapeshifting Lizard Skin Cream, for the hard-working reptilian overlord who wants to crush the human race AND look great. Revitalise dry cracked scales with the nutrifying formula, penetrating your watertight, abrasive epidermis with vitamin-enriched micro-molecules.

Never again spend hours removing crusty nodules from your armoured eyelids or sandblasting your segmented underbelly. Instead, spend your life-cycle on the things that really matter to you: eating babies, manipulating financial markets and basking on rocks in the warm glow of Earth’s home star.

Whichever form you’ve taken, simply lather the cream onto tough lizard scales or weak and thin human tissue. The vitamin E rich formula gets to work fast, leaving your external membrane hard, reinforced and radiant.

Start each day with that “just-shed-skin” feeling!

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Smosh and Mike Diva team up to show the dubstep has on typically boring commercials.