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26 Sep 14:36

Jimmy Kimmel Returns, Ratings Soar

by John Gruber

John Koblin, reporting for The New York Times (gift link):

Jimmy Kimmel’s broadcast return scored big in the ratings.

Tuesday’s episode of “Jimmy Kimmel Live!” averaged 6.2 million viewers, according to preliminary figures from Nielsen. That is nearly four times bigger than his usual audience, even though more than 20 percent of ABC affiliates boycotted the show.

The preliminary Nielsen figures are expected to grow in the coming days as more data comes in. It does not include streaming viewership.

Kimmel’s monologue last night was a masterpiece. Watch it, I implore you.

Donald Trump, jackass, a week ago:

“Jimmy Kimmel was fired because he had bad ratings more than anything else [...]”

Donald Trump, today, on his blog:

I can’t believe ABC Fake News gave Jimmy Kimmel his job back. The White House was told by ABC that his Show was cancelled! Something happened between then and now because his audience is GONE, and his “talent” was never there. Why would they want someone back who does so poorly, who’s not funny, and who puts the Network in jeopardy by playing 99% positive Democrat GARBAGE. He is yet another arm of the DNC and, to the best of my knowledge, that would be a major Illegal Campaign Contribution. I think we’re going to test ABC out on this. Let’s see how we do. Last time I went after them, they gave me $16 Million Dollars. This one sounds even more lucrative. A true bunch of losers! Let Jimmy Kimmel rot in his bad Ratings.

Doesn’t sound like a mob boss at all. And remember, the Republicans were the party that spent all of last year’s election cycle proclaiming to be the party of “free speech”, and opposed to “cancel culture”. Just sheer projection.

The way to deal with bullies is to stand up to them. Give them your lunch money once, they’ll keep coming back for more.

26 Sep 13:33

Tarrant County schools sued over Texas Ten Commandments law

by Gabby Munoz
Fort Worth, Arlington, Northwest, Mansfield and Azle ISDs face a legal challenge over concerns about religious freedom.
26 Sep 13:32

This old rotary phone in Arlington helps mourners feel connected to their loved ones again

by Gabby Munoz
Wind phones began in Japan but have gained popularity in the U.S.
26 Sep 13:31

Texas colleges slated to lose nearly $60M in grants for Hispanic-Serving Institutions

by Gabby Munoz
According to a TPR analysis, colleges in San Antonio lost nearly $10M because the U.S. Department of Education withheld grants to Hispanic-Serving Institutions.
26 Sep 13:29

Where does Mexican cuisine end and Tex-Mex begin?

by Raul Alonzo
Taco journalist Mando Rayo breaks down the differences and whether or not we can consider a dish "authentic."
26 Sep 13:17

let’s talk about corporate gifts you actually liked

by Ask a Manager

We’ve talked about terrible corporate gifts, so now it’s time to talk about great ones.

And yes, money and time off are the best gifts, but sometimes you’re going to get something else so let’s hear about what actually worked.

Some examples that have been shared here in the past:

  • The best Doctor’s Day gift I ever received was a bobblehead of myself. They took our ID photos and had them made into bobbleheads. It’s hysterical. I love it.
  • My company does a gift select each December that I really like. They work with a local bakery and have a selection of four items to choose from – typically a cheesecake, chocolate cake, quiche, or a fruit basket (this sometimes comes from a different vendor). I love this and have gotten the quiche two years in a row – it’s easy dinners for almost a week!
  • Umbrellas have by far been the most popular gift we’ve gotten. We’ve done two rounds – one large golf umbrella (so popular that they had to hide them to keep people from taking an extra one and then used them as a fundraiser for a company donation to a local charity) and a smaller travel umbrella. They get high-quality umbrellas (much nicer than my Target or Amazon purchases), and they even have wind vents in them so they don’t turn inside out.
  • Best in recent memory is a novelty silicone ice cube tray. We’re a neuroscience company, so I get brain-shaped ice cubes in my cocktails now.

Please share successful gifts you’ve seen!

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26 Sep 13:09

Hi, can I be in your movie?

Hi, can I be in your movie?

26 Sep 00:19

Part 2.15

Part 2.15
25 Sep 23:00

POISON or SNACK: PURPLE BERRIES!

by BlackForager
25 Sep 14:48

I'm the Phantom Mountie! I'll let you go and yo...

I'm the Phantom Mountie! I'll let you go and you won't know. #CowboyWho

25 Sep 14:45

Canada bank employee charged with accessing PM Mark Carney's account

A 23-year-old is accused of fraud, unauthorised use of a computer, identity theft and trafficking identity information, police say.
25 Sep 14:44

Invest 94L remains worth watching for the East Coast, while Gabrielle slams the Azores tonight

by Matt Lanza

In brief: Invest 94L’s forecast is no clearer today, but we have a couple things to discuss related to it. It remains worth watching closely on the East Coast. Meanwhile, Humberto is now expected to become a major hurricane while passing southwest of Bermuda. Then we have Gabrielle which will impact the Azores with hurricane conditions tonight and make a brush with Portugal and Spain later this weekend.

Invest 94L

We’ll get to the named storms shortly, but let’s take stock of Invest 94L this morning.

Invest 94L has plenty of thunderstorm activity, but the presumed center is quite displaced from most of the storms. (Weathernerds.org)

Right now, the Invest is not terribly well organized, though it does give off a rather healthy-looking appearance. The surface “center” is presumed to be somewhere just north of Hispaniola, while thunderstorm activity is displaced mainly south and east of there, closer to a mid-level low pressure. So, we continue to see everything related to 94L right now looking rather disjointed.

As the wave moves into the Bahamas, it will encounter a slightly more hospitable environment to begin to try and organize. This probably won’t occur until late tomorrow or Saturday. If we see organization, it will probably begin later Saturday or Sunday.

The forecast location of 94L on Sunday evening ranges from just north of Cuba to all the way at the northern tip of the Bahamas. (Weathernerds.org)

By the time we get to Sunday evening, we actually have some growing model agreement in the general track of 94L, which is to say it will track off to the north-northwest. However, there is a massive difference in where along that path Invest 94L will be. Some European and GFS ensemble members have it passing just off the North Carolina coast. Others keep it locked up down near Cuba. There is some cross-track spread and a lot of along-track spread. The Google AI look above represents a happy medium of everything right now I think. And you can see how uncertain the placement is. This is important because where it sits and how close to Humberto it is will have implications on future track.

A combination of all the traditional physics-based ensembles shows a pretty good consensus on track for 94L up to about 30°N latitude. Thereafter, it gets unruly. (Polarwx.com, Tomer Burg)

But in general, I think what we’ve seen since yesterday is probably a slightly riskier track for the East Coast, as the model guidance has trended a little to the west. Of course, Humberto’s track has also trended a bit farther west too. Confidence remains low, and most of what I would say beyond Sunday is just rampant speculation at this point.

Bottom line: Continue to monitor Invest 94L if you live on the East Coast, particularly in the Carolinas and Virginia. But we have a long, long way to go.

Heavy rain seems likely regardless in the Carolinas and Virginia. We’ll continue to update that into the weekend.

Tropical Storm Humberto

Humberto’s forecast track and intensity, showing it becoming a major hurricane by Sunday evening. (Polarwx.com/Tomer Burg)

Humberto is getting its act together this morning. Slow strengthening is expected to continue, and Humberto should become a strong tropical storm by tomorrow morning and a hurricane by Saturday. The track of Humberto takes it over some of the warmest water in the southwest Atlantic outside the Caribbean islands, so it will have a good deal of energy to work with.

Humberto’s trend over the last 8 to 10 hours has been to get a bit better organized with a big blow up of thunderstorms near the center. (Cyclonicwx.com)

Humberto will remain well offshore, but the question becomes whether or not it will impact Bermuda. As of now, with the westerly trends we’ve seen since yesterday, this appears to build confidence that Humberto should remain to the west of Bermuda. However, depending on its size and intensity, some degree of direct storm impacts are possible in Bermuda as it passes. But it’s too soon to say anything with much confidence. We’ll also see how much intensity Humberto can gain in the next 72 hours. SHIPS model guidance shows a 2 to 3 times greater than climatology chance of rapid intensification, slightly lower odds than we saw with Gabrielle but still a bit higher than is typical. We’ll watch through the weekend.

Hurricane Gabrielle

Gabrielle is still a hurricane this morning, though it is clearly interacting with colder water, causing it to lose a bit of steam.

Hurricane Gabrielle is slowly losing intensity, but it will get a shot in the arm later tonight from jet stream interaction near the Azores, bringing hurricane conditions to the islands. (Weathernerds.org)

Despite this, Gabrielle is an imminent threat to the Azores, and hurricane warnings are posted there. If you look closely at the European model forecast of winds today through tomorrow, you can see how Gabrielle weakens in the near-term but then fires back up hurricane-force winds (red) as it crosses the Azores tonight and early tomorrow.

Gabrielle will ramp back up tonight as it begins to transition to an extratropical storm with some help from the jet stream. (Weathernerds.org)

This extratropical transition process can be deceptive. In theory, the storm is losing hurricane characteristics, but often times, that transition to a more jet stream dominated storm rather than a tropical/warm water dominated storm can lead to a burst of intensification. Think about Hurricane Sandy in 2012. That was technically no longer a hurricane, but a potent jet stream made it behave identically to one. Same goes for the Azores tonight; Gabrielle will be making that transition, but the impacts on the ground will be the same: Hurricane-force winds, rough seas, heavy rain, and surge.

From the Azores, Gabrielle will continue to track toward Europe, where it shall retire in leisure. Let’s extend that wind forecast above out through the weekend.

Gabrielle’s remnants will likely approach Portugal at low-end tropical storm or tropical depression intensity before it falls apart completely near or in the Gulf of Cadiz. (Weathernerds.org)

You can see that Gabrielle’s tropical storm force wind field (in green) disintegrates as it approaches Portugal. Thus, we don’t expect tropical storm impacts in Europe. We could still see some heavy rain or gusty winds and rough seas, particularly in southern Portugal. Current European model forecasts call for about 15 to 30 mm of rain (0.6-1.1″) in parts of southern Portugal and southwest Spain.

Rainfall on the order of 15 to 30 mm with perhaps some higher amounts will be possible through early next week in Portugal and southwest Spain. (Pivotal Weather)

Rain would be most welcome in northern Portugal, which is in significant drought at the moment.

25 Sep 14:43

As a weak front moves into Houston, we believe the Texas hurricane season is probably over

by Eric Berger

In brief: Today’s update discusses the increasingly busy Atlantic tropics, but also explains why the threat of a hurricane striking Texas this year is falling rapidly. We also detail a weak front moving into the region today, and how that will bring us fine, dry weather for awhile after this morning.

Hurricane season heats up, but what of Texas?

After a quiescent period in late August and for much of September, the Atlantic tropics have woken up. We have seen Hurricane Gabrielle blow up into a major hurricane (far from land), we have newly formed Tropical Storm Humberto (which could threaten Bermuda early next week as a large hurricane), and Invest 94L, which is likely to develop near the Bahamas during the next couple of days. The latter storm will be worth watching for the United States, from Florida up the East Coast, although there remains a lot of uncertainty. We will have comprehensive, ongoing coverage on The Eyewall.

But what of the Gulf, and Texas? It has been an exceptionally quiet season for the state in terms of direct impacts from tropical storms and hurricanes. And looking ahead over the next 10 days, although there may be some tropical mischief in the Bay of Campeche, it is difficult to see anything too organized forming and moving north into Texas. We have reached the time of year when it becomes incredibly rare—although to be clear, not impossible—for a hurricane to strike the state during the remainder of the Atlantic hurricane season. Therefore we can say, with some confidence, that the 2025 hurricane season is probably over for Texas.

So what does this mean? It means that the odds of a hurricane striking the state are now less than 1-in-50 for the remainder of the year. It means that we still might see rains or moderate winds from a tropical disturbance or storm. The tropics don’t immediately shut off. But overall, the prevailing pattern will be one that steers storms away from Texas.

Thursday

Mother Nature is presently authoring a tale of two cities right now. For northern areas of our region, drier air is already filtering in, with some locations in Montgomery County enjoying dewpoints in the 60s. For areas closer to the coast, in places such as League City and Santa Fe, there are ongoing showers as the rains work their way slowly to the southeast.

Overall the pattern today will be one in which drier air slowly moves in from the north, pushing the warmer, more humid airmass and its rains offshore. As a result most of the region should see mostly sunny skies later today, with highs in the mid- to upper-80s. Winds will be generally light, from the northwest at 5 to 10 mph. Low temperatures tonight will fall into the upper 60s for much of Houston, with cooler lows further inland, and the coast remaining in the lower 70s.

Forecast low temperature for Saturday morning. (Weather Bell)

Friday, Saturday, and Sunday

Our forecast for the weekend is one of high confidence. We will see three sunny days with high temperatures generally in the upper 80s, with nights falling into the upper 60s for most of Houston, with cooler conditions further inland and warmer ones closer to the coast. With dewpoints in the 50s and 60s the air will feel fairly dry, and mornings and evenings should feel especially fine. It’s not exactly fall like, but after a long hot summer, it’s going to feel great.

Next week

In all likelihood not much is going to change next week. We are going to see highs around 90 degrees, lows around 70, with slightly higher humidity levels by Wednesday or so. Overall rain chances, after this morning, appear to be quite low until at least next weekend.

25 Sep 14:41

Office Adds Area For Lactating Mothers To Discreetly Pump Iron

by The Onion Staff

TUCSON, AZ—In a move that has earned praise from women’s rights advocates, local business Leiderman Insurance reportedly unveiled a dedicated space Friday for lactating mothers to discreetly pump iron in the office. “It’s essential that employers provide a private, functional weight room where new mothers can comfortably pump iron at work when the need to make gains arises,” said postpartum Liederman employee Aria Desrochers, expressing gratitude that she was no longer forced to duck into a cramped bathroom stall or utility closet every few hours to discreetly max out her delts. “It felt degrading to have to drag my dumbbells out to my car every time I needed to get some reps in, and being a new parent is hard enough without the judgmental looks from coworkers for deadlifting in common spaces. Now that I have a safe, clean place to bang out skullcrushers on the clock, I can quietly slip away from my desk to work in a compound superset, and no one has to know. They even put a small refrigerator in there for me to store my Muscle Milk.” Desrochers went on to say that the company had generously offered her an additional eight months of paid bodybuilding leave.

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25 Sep 14:41

Study Finds Regular Journaling Can Help Provide Clues About Mysterious Disappearance

by The Onion Staff

BOSTON—In a new study that found the practice significantly improves outcomes for missing persons investigations, researchers at Northeastern University’s School of Criminology and Criminal Justice concluded that regular journaling can help provide clues about a mysterious disappearance. “While you may imagine you’re too busy to journal, even a few names jotted down and circled multiple times in red ink can prove highly beneficial to the detectives looking for leads when you disappear without a trace,” study co-author David Mosquera said Thursday, adding that 15 minutes a day of journal writing makes a big difference, whether a person is describing a gorge where they like to go just to sit and think, or penning a moody, romantic poem addressed to the single initial “J.” “Simply getting some thoughts down on paper can have a huge effect on investigators trying to determine if your obsession with a college professor or a stranger you met at a bar was mere infatuation or something more nefarious. Not only does it provide perspective on how you’ve changed through the years, it also shows how the noose slowly tightened around you, leading to you never being seen again.” The study found that the most helpful journal entries were those in which an individual made a simple list of all the people currently plotting to kill them.

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25 Sep 14:41

Morgan Wallen Issues Apology After Genealogy Report Reveals His Family Never Owned Slaves

by The Onion Staff

NASHVILLE, TN—Stating that he was “horrified and deeply ashamed,” country singer Morgan Wallen issued an apology Thursday after a genealogy report revealed his family had never owned slaves. “Obviously, I’m not my ancestors, but nonetheless it’s just a terrible thing to learn,” said the chart-topping artist, who described how his “jaw dropped to the floor” as he flipped through page after page of historical records, aghast to find not a single human being listed among his ancestors’ property deeds. “I couldn’t believe my eyes, honestly. It makes me feel sick to my stomach knowing we never owned people. I guess I shouldn’t be too surprised, considering my great-great-great-grandparents were from the North. Still, it hurts, and I want my fans to know that even with this information coming to light, I’m still the same Morgan Wallen they know and love. I’ll always be me.” Wallen went on to announce he was making a $250,000 donation to the United Daughters of the Confederacy.

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25 Sep 11:32

How peace has held since the Troubles and what the U.S. can learn

by Judy Woodruff
In a recent report, Judy Woodruff explored the history of violence in Northern Ireland as a warning to our own country about how quickly identity-based conflicts can spiral out of control. She now reports from Belfast on efforts to bridge the deep divisions that remain there, decades after their conflict officially ended. It’s part of her series, America at a Crossroads.
25 Sep 04:11

Texas History Offers Warnings amid Rash of Faculty Firings

by Benjamin Johnson

Every day that classes are held at the University of Texas at Austin, a procession of students enter Homer Rainey Hall, which houses the Department of French and Italian. How many of them know who Rainey was? He is certainly not a saint in the pantheon of Texas history—a diverse bunch that includes, depending on who you ask, Stephen F. Austin, Sam Houston, Juan Seguín, Audie Murphy, Lyndon B. Johnson, Barbara Jordan, Larry McMurtry, and George W. Bush. 

And yet, if you want to look back to the Texas past in order to understand the increasingly authoritarian grip that the Republican establishment has on this state, and the increasingly destructive ends to which it is using its power, no figure from our past is better suited than Rainey. 

Ordained as a Baptist minister at age 19 and a standout athlete at Austin College, Homer Price Rainey achieved national fame and enduring historical importance by being fired as president of the University of Texas in 1944. University regents had fired four economics professors from UT for speaking in favor of federal labor laws at public hearings in Dallas, and then moved on to ban John Dos Passos’ U.S.A. novels from the curriculum and dismissed the English professor who had assigned them. 

Rainey furiously denounced these measures to the UT faculty and was himself promptly dismissed. Students went on strike, and 8,000 of them marched in a mock funeral procession carrying a coffin with a banner that read “academic freedom” from campus to the Capitol and the governor’s mansion. Governor Coke Stevenson appointed new regents though they refused to hire Rainey back. Meanwhile, conservative critics of the university continued to circulate their charges that it harbored communists, was a “nest of homosexuals,” and had plans to admit Black students. It took UT more than a decade to regain its standing and the ability to hire faculty at the top of their field.

I have been unable to get Rainey out of my head since learning this month of the firing of Tom Alter from Texas State University. Alter is a fellow Texas historian who I know slightly as a person and very well as a scholar. I served as one of the outside reviewers for his tenure file because of our shared expertise in Texas history. Tenure is a system by which faculty whose teaching, research, and service to the university and academic communities are positively assessed after a rigorous process are granted ongoing employment contracts to continue their work. They can be fired only for cause, under the theory—adopted by universities across the world in the 20th Century—that this ensures the continuation of quality teaching and research even if they reach conclusions that anger powerful interests. (Think the theory of evolution, modern art, climate change.) Tenure is a protection afforded to some academics after years of study and work but in the interests of the public good and of academic freedom.

Alter was fired—apparently outside of Texas State University’s procedures for hearing charges against tenured faculty—after statements he made at an online socialist conference condemning what he sees as the violence and oppressiveness of the U.S. government. I have seen no indication that he called for or incited violence—unlike, say, the president of the United States or the late Charlie Kirk. A right-wing blogger, who has previously published a YouTube video entitled “Why I’m embracing FASCISM”,  surreptitiously recorded Alter’s comments and published them. The video was picked up by a right-wing Texas website, which not only circulated her account of Alter’s comments but also listed his scholarship, including articles on the Mexican Revolution and recent teachers’ strikes. A few days later, Alter was unemployed and his family without health insurance.

Alter is not alone. In the days since the assassination of the conservative activist Kirk, dozens of university faculty and staff around the country have been dismissed, most for criticizing Kirk (without endorsing his murder or violence of any sort) or simply quoting him. And a few days before Alter’s dismissal, Texas A&M fired a lecturer for bringing up the idea of gender as a social construct in her children’s literature class and dismissed her department chair and dean from their administrative posts. A&M President Mark Welsh, who came under fire for having initially hesitated in firing the professor, announced his own resignation last week. Measured by firings, this panic is already larger than the repression of the McCarthy era. And it has only begun.

Rainey’s time as president of UT came to an end in 1944. After a failed gubernatorial bid, he served as president of Stephens College in Missouri and then as a professor of education at the University of Colorado. (Let us hope that Alter, if he does not win reinstatement by way of the lawsuit he has filed, is so fortunate.) In a sense, Rainey lost the battle at UT, but he won the war. The regents who dismissed him were replaced, and the university returned to the mainstream of higher education by honoring the tenure system it had so egregiously violated. Rainey lived to age 98, dying in 1985, knowing that he was a hero to countless people in Texas and beyond. Soon after his death, UT renamed a building after him, and Austin College established an award for outstanding achievement in his honor. 

The sprawling and heterogenous university system for which Rainey fought has served the state well. Every year it exposes tens of thousands of students to knowledge and slices of the human experience previously unknown to them, keeps them from moving out of state and attracts newcomers from across the country and the world, fosters music and art of all sorts, and provides thinking and expressive skills necessary for a productive workforce. It is difficult to imagine Houston’s energy sector, Larry McMurtry’s novels, Compaq Computer, Texas Instruments, Whole Foods, or Austin’s music scene, and so much more without our colleges and universities.

The reign of terror brought down on Alter and countless other professors and teachers, the demonization of education, and the Trump administration’s gutting of basic research funding and repulsion of international students and scholars could reduce Texas higher education to a shadow of its former self. You might think that university leaders like Texas State President Kelly Damphousse would follow in the footsteps of Rainey by taking a stand against this anti-intellectual thuggery. Yet they have not. 

If the leaders of these universities, charged with defending academic freedom, and the leaders of our state, charged with defending the Constitution and its free speech guarantees, cannot find a fraction of Rainey’s courage, then all of us must do so. The moment now is dark, but like Homer Rainey, we can play the long game and stand firm on our principles.

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25 Sep 04:00

THE WORLD OF TURTLES SHOW WILL GO ON AS SCHEDULED.

THE WORLD OF TURTLES SHOW WILL GO ON AS SCHEDULED.

25 Sep 03:58

Landlord claims space under porch counts as second bedroom

by Griffin Schwartz

35 Minutes Away From Where You’d Ideally Like To Live – Frank Moriarty, the landlord of the apartment you took the afternoon off from work to view, told you today that the space under the front porch counts as a second bedroom. When pressed for further details, the author of the apartment listing entitled “Beautiful […]

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25 Sep 03:58

Una camisa excelente

by Fino

24 Sep 20:21

Retail News: 7 Jack in the Box locations closed last month

by Mike
Seven Jack in the Box locations across the Houston area have closed over the past month. The locations were all operated by the same franchisee and may have closed as part of a larger restructuring announced by Jack in the Box earlier this year. The plan aims to close 150-200 locations nationwide, meant to right the ship of a listing burger chain. As reported by Chron.com over a month ago, Jack in the Box has ...
24 Sep 20:21

#Kento #Cye #RoninWarriors

24 Sep 20:20

Hope Someone Notices

by Reza
24 Sep 19:43

can I ask my coworkers to tell me to shut up when I’m talking too much?

by Ask a Manager

A reader writes:

I’m the other side of letters you get more commonly: I am the overly talkative coworker trying to figure out how to professionally ask (read as beg) people to cut me off. I have pretty obvious/intense ADHD and do work with my doc to manage it as best we can. Unfortunately, we have not hit the magic mix yet. Since there is no hiding it for me, I am lucky to have supportive bosses who make it safe to be pretty open about it.

The problem I am having is that while my current meds are really helping with most things, once I start talking, usually about something work-related, I cannot stop myself (literally screaming in my head to shut up, but hooray for executive function issues!).

I have told all of my coworkers multiple times that when that happens, it is not rude to tell me to stop and that in fact I consider it a kindness so we can both get back to work. Unfortunately, they rarely take me up on this. They’re either trying to be polite or enjoying the break or the conversation evolves into other, less pressing work things, so they let me keep going.

I know it is not their job to manage my issues, but I also hate dragging them down with me when I cannot make it stop. While I love that we have good relationships and I know it is my responsibility to manage my own stuff, it means a five-minute conversation can turn into an hour quickly and no one has time for that. Because of this, I try to use Teams/email, where I can have a wearable timer, but some things are better to verbally discuss, or you get caught in the hall, or I mis-estimate how long the needed part of the conversation will be and cannot really say, “Pause, I need to reset my timer.”

Since we are not client-facing, I was thinking about ordering a pin to wear on really bad days that basically says, “I am having a bad day. Please tell me to hush/go away if I start going, or else I will never leave and we both have 1,000 things to do.” But I cannot think of how to say it so it does not sound ridiculous (because it is ridiculous, yet here we are). I am just at a loss and that is the best solution I have landed on for days when, despite my doctor’s and my best efforts, the spicy brain wins, and I do not want to hold anyone else hostage to my brain.

Thanks for any suggestions you might have!

I would not wear the pin. I see why you want to wear the pin! But it feels like Too Much for work.

It’s going to be an uphill battle telling other people to feel comfortable cutting you off. Some people will be willing to, but most people will be saddled with social baggage about it being rude to do that. (For the record: it’s not rude! Particularly at work, where we all need to be able to say, “I’ve got to get back to what I’m working on” and we have the built-in excuse of our jobs. But people sometimes feel rude about it, especially in a culture where somewhat lengthy chatting is the norm.)

I actually think the timer you mentioned might be the best option for helping you manage this! Can you set it up so it goes off every five minutes until you tell it to fully stop? That way if you underestimate how much time is actually needed, you’ll have another reminder coming up in a bit anyway. Or, if that’s not possible, you could say something like, “Let me reset my alarm so I make sure I don’t miss ___ (my upcoming call / a work block I’ve scheduled for myself / my deadline for X).”

If you can, it might also help to pay attention to what portion of the talking you’re doing. If it’s roughly 50/50, it might be fine to continue. But if you can train yourself to notice when you’re doing 75% of the talking or more, ideally you’d see that as the equivalent of an alarm buzzing and a sign that the other person might be ready to disengage.

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24 Sep 19:39

Trump Administration Attempts To Link Autism To Tylenol

by The Onion Staff

The Trump administration claimed that taking acetaminophen during pregnancy might increase autism risk, advising against the common over-the-counter drug despite its use by a majority of pregnant women. What do you think?

“I guess it’s back to laudanum.”

Tre Duncan, Sauce Mixer

“I’ll defer to the experts on this one. I’m not a former environmental lawyer.”

Rosetta Castillo, Ferret Breeder

“I’m just going to listen to whatever my family shaman recommends.”

Sam Ellis, Sweepstakes Participant

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24 Sep 17:16

Y'know, now I appreciate the quiet dignity of Pat Buttram’s performance.

Y'know, now I appreciate the quiet dignity of Pat Buttram’s performance.

24 Sep 17:16

Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Toy

by Zach Weinersmith


Click here to go see the bonus panel!

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Who wants to get bitten by toycks??


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24 Sep 16:12

ALT

A comic of two foxes, one of whom is blue, the other is green. In this one, Blue is sitting on his computer as Green stumbles home, looking ragged and exhausted.
Blue: Welcome home! How was the wedding?
Green: It was great. I swore undying loyalty to the bride's bloodline...

Blue turns to look at Green as Green flops down onto the floor.
Green: ...Befriended her brother, and adopted the bestman's girlfriend.
Blue: Huh.
Green: We are cousins now.

Blue continues to look at Green as Green continues to lounge on the floor.
Green: How have you been while I was gone?
Blue: Good. I baked bread.
Green: Nice.ALT
24 Sep 15:40

Storms possible later today as front moves in, ending our extremely sultry nights for a spell

by Eric Berger

In brief: In today’s post we recount the extraordinary humidity currently afflicting the region, and explain why it will soon end. Houston also faces the threat of storms and some heavy rainfall later this afternoon and this evening as a cool front moves into the area and eventually pushes off the coast.

Oh, the humidity

I don’t know if you’ve noticed, but the humidity the last couple of nights has been extraordinary. This morning, just before sunrise, the low temperature at Bush Intercontinental Airport has reached a low of just 80 degrees. This is solidly 2 degrees above the previous ‘record minimum’ temperature at the site of 78 degrees, set back in 1945. The dewpoint is 79 degrees this morning, so the air is nearly saturated, and humidity is very high. It feels like deep summer out there.

Houston’s temperatures just before sunrise on Wednesday are significantly above normal for late September. (Weather Bell)

As you cans see above, the region’s minimum temperatures this morning are running 8 to 12 degrees above normal for the region. So yeah, it’s pretty yuck out there. For this reason, even though today’s front is not super strong temperature wise, it will eventually bring enough drier air to make things significantly more comfortable, and our nights and evenings quite a bit more pleasant.

Wednesday

Our radar is quiet this morning, but that is likely to change as we get later into today and this evening, and a front slowly sags down into the region. Through this morning, to the extent storms develop, they probably will do so well north of the region, along and north of Highway 105 in Montgomery County. But this afternoon we are likely to see scattered showers and thunderstorms develop in coastal counties, ahead of the front. By late this afternoon or evening, a line of storms will likely coalesce to the northwest of Houston and move toward the coast, reaching offshore by around midnight or in the wee hours of Thursday morning. These storms will be capable of producing 2 to 4 inches of rainfall in spots, but I think most of the area will see less than this. Nonetheless, the threat of heavy rainfall (and possibly some damaging, straight-line winds) will be present from this evening and into Thursday morning. High temperatures today will generally be in the lower 90s, with lows tonight dropping into the lower 70s.

Houston faces a ‘marginal’ risk of severe weather later today and tonight. (NOAA).

Thursday

Some storms may linger on Thursday morning, and for the immediate coast there remains a possibility of showers into the afternoon. But for most of the region skies should be clearing as drier air slowly moves in. Expect highs in the mid-80s with northwest winds at 5 to 10 mph. Lows on Thursday night should drop into the 60s for most of the region away from the coast.

Friday, Saturday, and Sunday

This period should see sunny skies and modestly lower humidity. Daily highs will reach about 90 degrees, perhaps a degree or two lower or higher. Nights will be in the vicinity of 70 degrees, cooler for inland areas and slightly warmer for the coast. With dewpoints in the 60s the air will be somewhat humid, but not oppressively so. It should be a very fine weekend for outdoor activities. Enjoy!

Next week

I don’t see too much change next week, with highs remaining in the vicinity of 90 degrees and lows in the lower 70s. Humidity may creep back up a little, but I’m confident we’re not going back to the oppressive dewpoints we are experiencing this morning.

Coming soon to the western Atlantic Ocean: Two more named storms.

Tropics

The tropics are heating up with two storms likely to form in Atlantic Ocean near the Bahamas in the coming week. It’s a confusing forecast to puzzle out, but fortunately none of that action is likely coming into the Gulf. Stay tuned for a special announcement about the Texas hurricane season in tomorrow’s update.