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Kristi Noem Looms In Background During Entire Episode Of ‘90 Day Fiancé’
WASHINGTON—Describing the secretary of homeland security’s cameo on the reality show as “highly unnerving,” viewers reported Friday that Kristi Noem can be seen looming in the background of an entire episode of TLC’s 90 Day Fiancé. Fans of the show confirmed the 53-year-old former governor of South Dakota is visible throughout season 11, episode 16, which is titled “Love On The Line” and features the DHS chief standing ominously, licking her lips, and growling just within view as couples navigate the K-1 visa process and decide whether to go ahead with their green-card marriages. Noem, whose presence is never acknowledged, wears a bulletproof vest, camouflage baseball hat, and heavy makeup in every scene of the episode, during which she watches silently as characters go on dates, have blowout fights, and even engage in sexual relations within their homes. Viewers said they were also unnerved during the ‘Tell All’ season finale, which reportedly features Noem as the host standing silently in a room of empty chairs.
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Pros And Cons Of Using ‘Buy Now, Pay Later’
Services such as Klarna, Affirm, and AfterPay, which offer users “buy now, pay later” financing, have surged in popularity among U.S. consumers. The Onion examines the pros and cons of using BNPL loans.
PRO
Ideal for shoppers seeking a less traditional debt trap
Bills are every month, but this girls trip is once in a lifetime
If you time it right, your wife won’t realize she paid for her own birthday present
Who would go through the trouble of repossessing a hot dog toaster?
Don’t have to pay back if you delete app
CON
Might get accustomed to affording pharmaceuticals beyond your means
Many plans contain fees hidden to those who can’t read
Friends will suddenly all expect “Mr. Jet Ski” to pick up the check
Destroys thrill of shoplifting
Chipotle still disappointing
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Matthew Inman of The Oatmeal: ‘A Cartoonist’s Review of AI Art’
Good and thoughtful graphic essay by Matthew Inman, expressing why he dislikes AI-generated art. It’s been widely linked to, largely approvingly. I fundamentally disagree with the premise. Near the start, Inman writes:
When I consume AI art, it also evokes a feeling. Good, bad, neutral — whatever.
Until I find out that it’s AI art.
Then I feel deflated, grossed out, and maybe a little bit bored. This feeling isn’t a choice.
I think it very much is a choice. If your opinion about a work of art changes after you find out which tools were used to make it, or who the artist is or what they’ve done, you’re no longer judging the art. You’re making a choice not to form your opinion based on the work itself, but rather on something else. If you refuse to watch Woody Allen movies because of his personal life, that’s a choice, but you’re choosing not to watch some of the best movies that have ever been made.
Stanley Kubrick said, “The test of a work of art is, in the end, our affection for it, not our ability to explain why it is good.” If an image, a song, a poem, or video evokes affection in your heart, and then that affection dissipates when you learn what tools were used to create it, that’s not a test of the work of art itself. To me it’s no different than losing affection for a movie only upon learning that special effects were created digitally, not practically. Or whether a movie — or a photograph — was shot using a digital camera or on film. Or whether a novel was written using a computer or with pen and paper.
I think most “AI art” today completely sucks. But not because it was made using AI generation tools. It just sucks period. Good art is being made with AI tools, though, and more — much more — is coming.
M5 MacBook Pro Does Not Include a Charger in the Box in Europe
Joe Rossignol, MacRumors:
The new 14-inch MacBook Pro with an M5 chip does not include a charger in the box in European countries, including the U.K., Ireland, Germany, Italy, France, Spain, the Netherlands, Norway, and others, according to Apple’s online store. In the U.S. and all other countries outside of Europe, the new MacBook Pro comes with Apple’s 70W USB-C Power Adapter, but European customers miss out.
Apple has gradually stopped including chargers with many products over the years — a decision it has attributed to its environmental goals.
In this case, an Apple spokesperson told French website Numerama’s Nicolas Lellouche that the decision to not include a charger with this particular MacBook Pro was made in anticipation of a European regulation that will require Apple to provide customers with the option to purchase certain devices without a charger in the box, starting in April.
I’m not sure why there’s no power adapter in the box in the UK (I double-checked). The cited regulation is for the EU, and the UK, rather famously, left the EU in 2020.
But, still, amazing stuff continues to happen in Europe.
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Artist Profile: Addison Rae
Former TikTok star Addison Rae is currently on her first world tour and promoting her debut studio album, Addison. The Onion shares everything you need to know about the artist.
Age: Her name is Addison
Ethnicity: Second-generation Influencer-American
Genre: To Catch A Predator–pop
Former Disney Child Star: No, which is surprising to her as well
Dream Job: Britney Spears’ home health aide
Net Worth: $23,000
Fun Fact: None
Is Madonna Mad At Her?: Not yet, but soon
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Instagram Restricts Teens To PG-13 Content
Instagram will by default limit teens to PG-13 content on its platform, while also not allowing them to change their settings without a parent’s permission. What do you think?

“How do I get my daughter to tell me how old she is?”
Henrik Larsen, Llama Shearer

“My 14-year-old is mature enough to decide how many decapitations she sees.”
Farah Rahimi, Seance Technician

“Another win for orphans!”
Noah Fitzgerald, Hydration Specialist
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A Letter to the Troops from a Friendly Chicagoan
Dear Troops,
First off, welcome! We’ve been anticipating your arrival in our city, where the wind blows like our reported crime rate, so hold on to your MAGA hats and ski masks. The weather changes hourly; prepare for simultaneous sunburn and frostbite. Our humidity smells like Italian beef, and in the winter, our streets are slicker than President Trump’s legal team at a deposition.
Your deployment was unsolicited, but we’re friendly Midwesterners. Neighbors will hand you a rusted lawn chair and a passive-aggressive note about parking “dibs.” Accept both. You’re family now.
Your odds of success for this mission will be as easy to decipher as the standard Midwestern “yeah, no” or “no, yeah,” but don’t let that discourage you from enjoying a slice of our city—and deep dish—while you’re here. Extra sassage.
We already have a myriad of militia defending the right to drag brunch, improv comedy, and the Portillo’s punch card. If offered Malört, accept. It’s not a drink, it’s a test of character and liver function.
Our topography is deceptively simple: flat, gridded, and paved with salt residue. Expect sudden gusts of civic pride (“Go Bears!” chanted as a question) and potholes large enough to swallow your Humvee, along with any sense of purpose.
Forget the Bean. It’s already under the protection of Instagram influencers. The lakefront looks inviting, but it’s a trap. One wrong step and you’re in a volleyball league with six lawyers wearing matching neon T-shirts.
A few final tips to help you fit in:
- Never call it “Chi-town.” That’s a felony in three wards
- When at Wrigley Field, order an Old Style and ignore the scoreboard
- Never say “yes and” to a stranger for fear of a spontaneous improv sketch
- When locals say sauce it always sounds like a slur
- Name-drop Studs Terkel. It’s our version of diplomatic immunity
- Riding the CTA is like dating in Chicago: confusing, delayed, and occasionally smells like giardiniera
- At our jazz clubs, if you make eye contact with the upright bass player for more than three seconds, you’re legally part of the rhythm section
- If confronted, claim you’re filming a reboot of The Fugitive
Godspeed. Remember, we’ve been practicing corruption since Al Capone, so don’t try to outdo us. We still have democracy, though, and it might just be the one thing in town you can’t bribe.
Warm regards,
A friendly Chicagoan
(Also known as the middle-aged woman behind the counter at The Weiner’s Circle)
PS: The real war is over ketchup on a hot dog.
how far does “other duties as assigned” in a job description go?
A reader writes:
How far can “other duties as assigned” in a job description stretch?
My company is asking us to do an assignment that is wildly outside our normal job roles. Imagine that we write user manuals for the a vacuum company, and now they’re telling us we have to go out and do 2-5 weeks of door-to-door sales in another city, 12 hours a day, for 6 days a week.
We’re all salaried so the hours are within the legal limits, but the work is nothing like what we were hired to do. We have not been trained in sales and many of us feel very uncomfortable doing this work, especially when it means leaving our lives behind for as much as a month.
When we’ve raised this, management says our job descriptions say “other duties as assigned,” that the main job of the company is to sell vacuums, and since sales are down this is an “all hands on deck” moment.
Does “other duties as assigned” in a job description mean anything goes?
More or less.
Most jobs in the United States are “at will,” meaning that the company can change the terms of your employment at any time. They don’t need to give you a job description at all, and if they do they’re not bound by what it says. Or they could give you a job description with three specific tasks on it and no “other duties as assigned” at all and still randomly require you to do completely different things one day.
Job descriptions do carry legal weight in some circumstances, but not in the way you’re thinking. For example, they come into play if you ask for a medical accommodation and the company says, “Oh, there’s no way we could permit that because doing X is such an essential requirement of your job” and you’re able to argue that X has always been a minor and irregular duty and, look, it’s so unimportant that it has no relation to anything that’s in your written job description. (To be clear, even if it is in your job description, they still might not be able to argue it’s an essential duty of the role; that’s fact-specific. But not having it written down will generally make it harder for them.)
Job descriptions can also matter if you quit because your job changes drastically and then apply for unemployment benefits. You might be more eligible for benefits if you can use the initial job description to show that the change in duties was so significant that it would be intolerable to a reasonable person (although that’s not guaranteed and varies by state).
Job descriptions can also matter a lot if you have a union; your union contract may have rules around what, if anything, you can be asked to do outside of your job description.
But beyond situations like that, job descriptions aren’t legally binding in the way you’re hoping for, whether they say “other duties as assigned” or not.
So where does that leave you and your coworkers?
What your company is asking you to do is ridiculous. They might like for everyone to drop everything and travel around doing door-to-door sales in another city for 12 hours a day, six days a week, but that doesn’t mean it’s reasonable or realistic for them to expect people will do that. You and your coworkers have a lot of room to push back on basic practicality grounds — meaning that all of you should say, “Sorry, I can’t do that — I have family commitments here that mean I can’t be away more than very rarely” and “I’m not available to travel.” It would also be beyond reasonable to say, “I came on board to do X, and while I’m wiling to help out in a pinch, door-to-door sales isn’t something I am willing to do.” But in this case, just presenting the travel as an impossibility may be your strongest framing.
Your company could choose to fire you all if you don’t comply. They probably won’t do that, although you should be prepared for the reality that they could, and you should read the room as much as possible for a sense of how much leverage you have, both as a group and individually, and also about whether this whole situation reflects a company in such financial shambles that you might not have a job for much longer anyway. But there’s power in numbers and if you all flatly refuse — treating it as if of course this is unreasonable and not possible — you have a decent shot of getting them to back down.
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Ator captured the glistening charm-shield of Murdor… and the secret decoder ring.

Ator captured the glistening charm-shield of Murdor… and the secret decoder ring.
Dad Shushes Family While Focused On Jumbotron Hat Shuffle
LOS ANGELES—Narrowing his eyes and raising a single finger to silence those around him, local dad Mark Fahlen reportedly shushed his entire family Thursday evening while focusing intently on the jumbotron hat shuffle at Dodger Stadium. “Shut up, shut up, I need to lock in on this,” said Fahlen, snapping at his wife and two children as he stared unblinkingly at the animated hats rapidly switching positions on the screen and tried to keep track of which cap had the ball underneath. “No one talk, I gotta win this. It’s under the left hat—wait, no, middle hat. Back to left hat. Fuck, almost lost it. Everyone please shut up till this is done.” According to witnesses, Fahlen later pumped his fist in triumph and claimed to have correctly chosen the left hat, despite having shouted “Right!” just before the ball was revealed.
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Charli XCX Escalates Feud By Luring Travis Kelce Away With Beef Stick
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Grown Man Licking Ice Cream Cone Placed On Sex Offender Registry
WELLS, ME—Stating that citizens had a right to be warned about the types of individuals residing in their area, authorities confirmed Thursday that they had placed 54-year-old William Barry onto a sex offender registry for being a grown man who had licked an ice cream cone. “The perpetrator committed an indecent act towards ice cream in broad daylight, where any child could have seen him,” said state police Capt. Robert Murphy, thanking witnesses who swiftly notified law enforcement after Barry allegedly extended his tongue outside Seaside Scoop Shop and repeatedly licked a scoop of strawberry ice cream. “What he did was wrong anywhere, but this was in a public place. He didn’t even attempt to get the ice cream in a dish. All he cared about was satisfying his deviant cravings. In the coming weeks, residents can expect Mr. Barry to go from door to door and inform them of his age, address, and predilection towards frozen treats.” Authorities added that Barry would also be required by law to stay at least 500 feet away from all ice cream parlors.
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JD Vance Defends Erosion Of Democracy As ‘Happening’
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Biologists Announce There Absolutely Nothing We Can Learn From Clams
WOODS HOLE, MA—Saying they saw no conceivable reason to bother with the bivalve mollusks, biologists at the Woods Hole Oceanographic Institution announced Thursday that there was absolutely nothing to be learned from clams. “Our studies have found that while some of their shells look pretty cool, clams really don’t have anything to teach us,” said the organization’s chief scientist, Francis Dawkins, clarifying that it wasn’t simply the case that researchers had already learned everything they could from clams, but rather that there had never been anything to learn from them and never would be. “We certainly can’t teach them anything. It’s not like you can train them to run through a maze the way you would with mice. We’ve tried, and they pretty much just lie there. From what I’ve observed, they have a lot more in common with rocks than they do with us. They’re technically alive, I guess, if you want to call that living. They open and close sometimes, but, I mean, so does a wallet. If you’ve used a wallet, you know more or less all there is to know about clams. Pretty boring.” The finding follows a study conducted by marine biologists last summer that concluded clams don’t have much flavor, either, tasting pretty much the same as everything else on a fried seafood platter.
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What Your Favorite Author Says About You (Behind Your Back)
Agatha Christie: “I bet I could murder them and get away with it.”
Ernest Hemingway: “For sale. Two testicles. Never used.”
George R. R. Martin: “Hold on, I’ll tell you later…”
Cormac McCarthy: “The man stands. Jaw slacked and mouth opened black and round like a charred spider’s egg. Posture twisted. Hair claggy with gel and sweat. The man does not carry the fire.”
Ernest Cline: “They probably don’t even know what PO-024 Field Repair E-Frame is; such a poser.”
Mary Shelley: “Definitely not a real goth. SMDH.”
Ralph Ellison: “Oh god, not them again—quick, hide!”
Jack Kerouac: “Even I think this guy is a bit much.”
Maya Angelou: “When they were asking me about my book, I’m pretty sure they were confusing it with We Bought a Zoo.”
Leo Tolstoy: “I have many thoughts on this person and the matter at hand. Some of which I wish to discuss presently, some I will supplement at a later date in time. For the present moment, I will cede I haven’t put enough thought yet into the exact rhetorical method of presenting such information and impressions, but still I do feel it is important to contribute my voice to the proceedings. What is there even to say but [character limit reached].”
Charlotte and Emily Brontë: “He has no clue which one of us is which.”
Gabriel Garcia Márquez: “Welp, there goes my solitude.”
Vladimir Nabokov: “I’m their favorite? Yikes. Red flag.”
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The periodic table has three elements in it, Mike! There’s a volume for the letter Epsilon. There’s a mailing address for Machu Picchu. It’s got a picture of Stonehenge… under construction!
World agrees to make up awards for Donald Trump to win every time he stops a war
“The annual Awesome Guy With Big Dick And Normal Hair Award goes to…Donald Trump!” Luke and the Panel (Clare Blackwood, Nile Seguin and Craig Fay) discuss the reasons to be optimistic about the Ceasefire Deal, and the many many reasons for pessimism, Trump’s proclamation of a New Dawn in the Middle East, and the Conservatives […]
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Young Republican Kids Say the Darndest Things
“Thousands of private messages reveal young GOP leaders joking about gas chambers, slavery, and rape…. Vice President JD Vance downplayed [the] bigoted messages, suggesting they were nothing more than ‘edgy, offensive jokes.’” — Politico
If you ever needed proof that woke elites are targeting the conservative way of life, well, here it is. Politico, that infamous, Marxist rag, published 2,900 pages of private text messages—all in an attempt to ruin the lives of our youngest eighteen to forty-year-olds.
This is an abomination. This nation’s Young Republicans are more than just veteran political operatives and attorneys: they’re kids. And sometimes, kids say the wrong things. They can’t be held responsible for using slurs two hundred and fifty-one times in just under eight months.
Think about the message this sends. We’re teaching kids that, as soon as they take their first steps in the halls of state government, they can’t say anything racist. Even if it’s in a private conversation. Even when their wife—ah, to be young and in love—says that Jews are liars in the same chat. The Left may hate law enforcement, but clearly, they’ve got no problem with the Thought Police.
Plus, this one-sided coverage ignores all the good ideas that these kids have, like arresting illegal immigrants, arresting legal immigrants, arresting bad mothers, arresting good mothers who aren’t MILFs, and generally arresting people who are mean to them. Out of the mouths of babes, as they say. God forbid those babes accidentally babble out a few hate crimes too.
And it’s not like these kids haven’t learned their lesson already. They’ve even issued heartfelt apologies alleging that the quotes were “deceptively doctored” and part of a “highly coordinated year-long character assassination.” It’s that kind of emotional empathy and grace under pressure that voters crave—which is why the Left is lashing out.
Look, I’ll be the first to admit that some of the texts are a bit unsavory. I’ll even concede it’s probably bad to suggest that people who disagree with you are “going to the gas chamber.” But who among us hasn’t said something regrettable as a mid-career youth? If we canceled anyone who gave Hitler offhand praise, our country would be bereft of some of our foremost thought leaders.
We don’t need to cherry-pick the remarks of a college group chat, which is essentially what this is, given that most attendees received a college degree within the last two decades. The real story is what’s happening on the actual campuses, where antisemitic Leftists are violently holding signs. Every day, you have cruel eighteen-year-old Democrats—beefy, middle-aged adults—shoving their cruel views down the throats of eighteen-year-old conservatives—defenseless little toddlers, green shoots fresh out of the Garden of Eden. It’s enough to make you sick.
This absurd smear campaign must end before it’s too late. It’s unjust and unfair to ruin the careers of national party chairs and former Small Business Administration professionals before they’ve even got a book deal. After all, do you really think that someone with a documented history of racial slurs and antisemitism can make it in today’s political landscape? Will someone please think of the children?
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CDC tormented: HR workers summoned from furlough to lay off themselves, others
The dust is still settling at the Centers for Disease Control and Prevention after a mass layoff on Friday, which former employees at the beleaguered agency are describing as a massacre.
In separate press briefings on Tuesday, a network of terminated CDC staff that goes by the name the National Public Health Coalition, and the union representing employees at the agency discussed what the wide-scale cuts mean for the American people, as well as the trauma, despair, and damage they have wreaked on the workers of the once-premier public health agency.
In a normal federal layoff—called a reduction in force, or RIF—the agency would be given a full outline of the roles and branches or divisions affected, as well as some explanation for the cuts, such as alleged fraud, abuse, or redundancy. However, the Trump administration has provided no such information or explanation, leaving current and former employees to essentially crowdsource what has been lost and only guess at the possible reasons.
Canceled $28B grants during government shutdown
There’s been a lot going on and we almost forget that the federal government is approaching its third week of shutdown. The administration has used the time to cancel and pause billions in grants in the places you might guess. Tony Romm and Lazaro Gamio for the New York Times have the analysis.
The Times conducted its analysis by examining federal funding records, which include details about the city and state where each grant recipient is based. The projects include new investments in clean energy, upgrades to the electric grid and fixes to the nation’s transportation infrastructure, primarily in Democratic strongholds, such as New York and California.
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TiVo Stops Selling DVRs
Luke Bouma, writing for Cord Cutters:
In a seismic shift for the television industry, TiVo Corporation has quietly pulled the plug on its storied digital video recorder line, effectively ending an era that redefined how consumers interacted with broadcast content. As of early October 2025, the company’s official website has scrubbed all references to its hardware DVR products, including the once-revered TiVo Edge models designed for cable subscribers and over-the-air antenna users. Visitors searching for these devices now encounter a streamlined catalog that omits any mention of physical recording hardware, signaling a complete withdrawal from the retail DVR market.
This move culminates decades of gradual decline for TiVo’s hardware ambitions, which peaked in the early 2000s when the brand became synonymous with effortless time-shifting of television programming. Launched in 1999, TiVo’s DVRs introduced features like one-touch recording, commercial skipping, and intuitive search capabilities that made traditional TV schedules feel obsolete. At its zenith, the company boasted millions of subscribers, forcing cable providers and networks to adapt to empowered viewers who could pause live broadcasts or binge-watch at will. The TiVo Edge, introduced in 2021 as a hybrid device supporting both cable cards and streaming, represented the final evolution of this hardware legacy, blending OTA tuners with 4K support and expanded storage options. Yet, even as it garnered praise for superior interface design and reliability, sales dwindled amid the cord-cutting revolution.
The writing has been on the wall for years. We’ve been a TiVo house for 25 years, but their hardware has gotten worse over the years. I forget what our second-to-last TiVo model was, but it died in 2021, and we bought a TiVo Edge. The Edge was often unreliable, and sometimes needed weekly reboots to keep working. (System software updates eventually fixed that.) But the hardware failed this summer. We’d only had it four years.
And, the Edge system software UI was a disaster, and a huge regression from the old TiVo interface. Almost everything was worse in the new “modern” TiVo interface from the old one: navigating shows you’d already recorded, the live-right-now TV guide, the interface for setting up a show to record — all of that went from really good and intuitive to clunky and confusing and slow. The one and only thing our TiVo Edge remained excellent at was playback. Fast-forwarding, rewinding, pausing — nothing else compares to TiVo for that. Even Apple’s own TV app on an Apple TV box doesn’t fast-forward or rewind with anything close to the precision and low latency TiVo’s devices have always offered. My first TiVo from 25 years ago had better fast-forward and rewind than anything on Apple TV (let alone other, lesser streaming boxes) today.
But the overall TiVo experience has been so bad — and getting worse — for so long that I’m not sad at all that they’re getting out of the game. TiVo’s one job was to provide a best-of-breed experience and they lost the plot on that a decade ago. Fuck ’em.
Lest We Forget the Horrors: An Unending Catalog of Trump’s Cruelties, Collusions, Corruptions, and Crimes: September 2025: Atrocities 417-466
Early in President Trump’s first term, McSweeney’s editors began to catalog the head-spinning number of misdeeds coming from his administration. We called this list a collection of Trump’s cruelties, collusions, corruptions, and crimes, and it felt urgent to track them, to ensure these horrors—happening almost daily—would not be forgotten. Now that Trump has returned to office, amid civil rights, humanitarian, economic, and constitutional crises, we felt it critical to make an inventory of this new round of horrors. This list will be updated monthly between now and the end of Donald Trump’s second term.
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ATROCITY KEY
– Constitutional Illegalities, Collusion, and/or Obstruction of Justice
– Environment
– Harassment, Bullying, Retribution, and/or Sexual Misconduct
– Lies and Misinformation
– Musk Madness
– Policy
– Public Statements and Social Media Posts
– Trump Family Business Dealings
– Trump Staff and Administration
– White Supremacy, Racism, Misogyny, Homophobia, Transphobia, and/or Xenophobia
August 2025
Main Index
Trump’s first term
SEPTEMBER 2025
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– September 1, 2025 – The Trump administration deported Orville Etoria and five other men with criminal records to a prison in Eswatini despite the fact that none of the men hold Swazi citizenship. A Jamaican citizen with legal residency in the US, Etoria was convicted of murder in 1996. After Etoria’s release from prison in 2021, immigration officials allowed him to stay in the US, provided he completed annual check-ins. As of The New York Times’s publication, Etoria was being held indefinitely without charges, had not seen a lawyer, and had had little contact with his family since arriving in Eswatini. Neither Eswatini nor the US could explain why Etoria was being held, and Jamaican officials contested the Trump administration’s claim that their country had refused to accept Etoria.
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– September 1, 2025 – The Trump family made roughly $5 billion when trading opened for a digital token belonging to its primary cryptocurrency venture, World Liberty Financial. Last year, the Trump family helped launch World Liberty Financial along with current presidential envoy Steve Witkoff and a corporate entity owned by the Trump family that holds a 60 percent stake in the company. Since taking office, Trump has pushed for weaker crypto industry regulations, and critics have argued that World Liberty partners and investors have sought to curry favor with the Trump administration. According to public disclosures, Trump family members, including Trump himself, hold 22.5 billion $WLFI tokens, just under a quarter of the total $WLFI tokens in existence. The Wall Street Journal called the trading debut “most likely the biggest financial success for the president’s family since the inauguration” and said that “WLFI is likely now the Trumps’ most valuable asset, exceeding their decades-old property portfolio.”
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– September 1, 2025 – Hundreds of Labor Day demonstrations took place across the country to protest against Trump administration policies and in support of workers’ rights. The protests, many of which were organized as part of the “Workers over Billionaires” call to action, denounced the Trump administration’s mass deportations, cuts to the social safety net, efforts to undermine unions, and deployment of National Guard troops in American cities, among other concerns. In Manhattan, activists carrying anti-Trump posters and chanting “lock him up” protested outside Trump Tower. “Protests are how you channel energy into activism,” said Andrew Lisa, chair of the Seminole County Democratic Party in Florida. “We are taking that energy and saying, ‘You’ve protested, you’ve taken two hours out of your day. Can you spend two hours knocking on your neighbors’ doors?’”
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– September 2, 2025 – President Trump announced that the US had carried out a strike against a Venezuelan boat with “a lot of drugs” and had killed eleven “terrorists” on board. Trump did not provide any evidence to support his claim about the drugs or the identities of the people on board, and it was unclear whether the people on board were given a chance to surrender. Later that afternoon, Trump posted more details on social media along with a video showing what appeared to be an explosion on a crowded speedboat: “Earlier this morning, on my Orders, U.S. Military Forces conducted a kinetic strike against positively identified Tren de Aragua Narcoterrorists… the strike occurred while the terrorists were at sea in International waters transporting illegal narcotics, heading to the United States.” Later, Secretary of State Marco Rubio contradicted Trump’s account, claiming that the boat was likely headed to the Caribbean, not the US. The strike represented a major shift in drug interdiction, which typically focuses on seizing drugs and identifying suspects to build a criminal case. Congress has not authorized an armed conflict against Tren de Aragua or Venezuela, and experts have questioned the legality of the attack.
Pentagon Releases Video Showing US Strike on Alleged Drug Boat Near Venezuela (ABC News)
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– September 2, 2025 – As President Trump prepared to send National Guard troops to other American cities, US District Judge Charles Breyer ruled that Trump’s deployment of the National Guard to Los Angeles over the summer was illegal. The judge found that Trump’s actions had violated the Posse Comitatus Act, which limits the power of the federal government to use military force in domestic matters. In response, Trump threatened to send troops back to Los Angeles. “President Trump’s recent executive orders and statements regarding the National Guard raise serious concerns as to whether he intends to order troops to violate the Posse Comitatus Act elsewhere in California,” wrote Breyer, who further warned that the Trump administration ran the risk of “creating a national police force with the President as its chief.”
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– September 3, 2025 – The New York Times reported that the Trump administration had discussed offering jobs to Eric Adams and Curtis Sliwa so that they would leave the New York City mayoral race, clearing the field for Andrew Cuomo to take on Democratic front-runner Zohran Mamdani. According to later reports, Adams was being considered for an ambassadorship to Saudi Arabia and, despite Adams’s claims to the contrary, had indicated his openness to ending his campaign in exchange for a formal offer. In response, Mamdani said that he was confident he would win the election but criticized what he described as “backroom deals” and “corrupt agreements,” calling them “an affront to our democracy, an affront to what makes so many of us proud to be Americans, that we choose our own leaders.”
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– September 4, 2025 – In what officials have called the largest-ever immigration raid at a single location, nearly five hundred workers, most of them South Korean nationals, were arrested at a construction site for an electric vehicle battery plant in Ellabell, Georgia. The plant, which was still under construction, was owned by two South Korean companies, Hyundai Motor Group and LG Energy Solution. Some of those arrested included US citizens, lawful permanent residents, and South Koreans with visas or visa waivers. The move, which was heavily criticized by South Korean newspapers and the South Korean government, also revealed tensions in Trump’s push to seek Korean manufacturing investments amid ongoing tariffs and immigration crackdowns. “The economic activities of our investment companies and the rights and interests of our citizens must not be unjustly violated during US law enforcement proceedings,” said a spokesperson for South Korea’s Foreign Ministry.
Massive ICE Raid Shuts Down Hyundai Battery Site | Hundreds of Korean Workers Arrested (APT)
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– September 5, 2025 – During his confirmation hearing, Stephen Miran, Trump’s nominee to fill a Federal Reserve vacancy, said he did not plan to resign from his White House role if confirmed and would instead take a leave of absence. The current chief of Trump’s Council of Economic Advisors, Miran assured the committee he would act independently if confirmed. However, he refused to go on the record to state that Trump had lost the 2020 election, and he ducked questions about whether the president was correct in claiming that officials had faked jobs data for political reasons. Calling Miran a “puppet,” Democratic Senator Elizabeth Warren excoriated the nominee, “You have made clear that you will do or say whatever Donald Trump wants. That may work in a political position, but it will take an axe to Federal Reserve independence.”
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– September 5, 2025 – In a stark contrast to Trump’s campaign promises to enact “America First” isolationism, his own self-styling as an “antiwar president,” and his stated desire to win a Nobel Peace Prize, Trump signed an executive order renaming the Department of Defense the “Department of War,” a name that was used from 1789–1947. “We won the First World War, we won the Second World War, we won everything before that and in between. And then we decided to go woke, and we changed the name to the Department of Defense,” Trump said at the signing. Added Pete Hegseth in an awkward spoken-word performance: “We’re going to go on offense, not just on defense. Maximum lethality, not tepid legality. Violent effect, not politically correct.” Although the move was largely symbolic, critics argued that the name change exposed Trump’s hypocrisy and underlined his increasingly aggressive use of the military. “[Trump] ran as the supposed antiwar candidate, but has proved to be just the opposite,” said Matt Duss of the Center for International Policy. “This stunt underscores that Trump is more interested in belligerent chest-thumping than genuine peacemaking—with dangerous consequences for American security, global standing and the safety of our armed services.”
DEPARTMENT OF WAR (The White House)
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– September 5, 2025 – Trump announced that he would host next year’s G-20 summit at his Doral golf resort in Florida. “I think that everybody wants it there because it’s right next to the airport. It’s the best location. It’s beautiful,” Trump said, claiming that he would “not make any money” from hosting. During his first term, he backed down from a similar plan after facing widespread criticism over the possibility that hosting the summit at his property might violate the emoluments prohibition of the Constitution. Asked at the time whether it was appropriate for the European Union to spend public funds on a Trump business at the summit, the European Council President at the time, Donald Tusk, answered simply, “Not at all.”
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– September 5, 2025 – A second weak jobs report in as many months undercut Trump’s claims of a booming economy and showed that the labor market was stalling. The economy added only 22,000 jobs in August, and unemployment rose to 4.3 percent, an almost four-year high. Analysts implicated a number of Trump’s policies for the slowdown, including tariffs, immigration crackdowns, federal job cuts, and canceled grants and contracts. “We’ve got a private sector that’s caught in a pinch here between these higher cost pressures and reduced demands,” said Gregory Daco, chief economist for EY-Parthenon. In response to the weak numbers, Trump again attacked the Fed chair, Jerome Powell, in a social media post: “Jerome ‘Too Late’ Powell should have lowered rates long ago. As usual, he’s ‘Too Late!’”
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– September 6, 2025 – The president threatened deportations and declared war against Chicago. Alluding to the movie Apocalypse Now, Trump wrote on Truth Social, “‘I love the smell of deportations in the morning.’ Chicago about to find out why it’s called the Department of WAR.” The post also included a doctored photo depicting Trump as one of the movie’s antagonists, Lieutenant Colonel Bill Kilgore, over a background of fire and helicopters with the text “Chipocalypse Now” superimposed in the foreground. In response, Chicago Mayor Brandon Johnson wrote, “The president’s threats are beneath the honor of our nation, but the reality is that he wants to occupy our city and break our Constitution. We must defend our democracy from this authoritarianism by protecting each other and protecting Chicago from Donald Trump.”
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– September 8, 2025 – The Supreme Court ruled the Trump administration could resume its sweeping ICE raids in Los Angeles, overriding concerns over civil liberties violations. SCOTUS lifted a restraining order from US District Judge Maame E. Frimpong, who found that immigration agents were conducting indiscriminate stops on people solely based on their race, language, job, or location. In her dissent, Justice Sonia Sotomayor wrote, “Countless people in the Los Angeles area have been grabbed, thrown to the ground, and handcuffed simply because of their looks, their accents, and the fact they make a living by doing manual labor.” One of the plaintiffs in the case, Los Angeles resident Brian Gavidia, was shown in a June 13 video being seized by federal agents as he yelled, “I was born here in the States. East LA, bro!”
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– September 9, 2025 – The Trump administration worked to dismantle efforts by the IRS to shut down aggressive tax shelters used by America’s biggest multinational corporations and the wealthiest Americans. The administration bowed to pressure from industry groups and congressional Republicans to roll back IRS law enforcement efforts. The IRS announced plans to rescind Biden administration rules requiring companies to report tax shelter strategies to the agency, a change that will make it more difficult for auditors to identify these transactions. The agency also eased a pair of rules that targeted abusive shelters, including one that imposed penalties on wealthy Americans who used an insurance tax scheme that multiple courts have tossed out. The Biden rules were projected to raise more than $100 billion over ten years.
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– September 10, 2025 – Charlie Kirk, a right-wing activist and ally of Donald Trump, was shot and killed during a speaking event at Utah Valley University in Orem. Kirk was the CEO and cofounder of Turning Point USA, a conservative youth organization that worked to rally young Republican voters. Immediately before the shooting, Kirk was taking questions from an audience member about mass shootings and gun violence. In an evening video address, Trump blamed “the radical left,” saying, “For years, those on the radical left have compared wonderful Americans like Charlie to Nazis and the world’s worst mass murderers and criminals. This kind of rhetoric is directly responsible for the terrorism that we’re seeing in our country today.” In the video, Trump connected Kirk’s death to other recent attacks on political figures, all of them Republicans. He made no mention of attacks on Democrats, including Melissa Hortman, the former Democratic speaker of the Minnesota House of Representatives, who was shot and killed along with her husband Mark in June.
President Trump Delivers Remarks on Charlie Kirk (The White House)
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– September 11, 2025 – Senate Republicans destroyed precedent and changed the rules to break a Democratic blockade of Trump’s executive branch nominees. The move, known as “the nuclear option,” was aimed at undercutting the Senate’s future role in vetting executive branch officials. The change passed along party lines and lowered the existing sixty-vote threshold for considering a group of presidential nominees to a simple majority. Republicans resorted to the move in an effort to weaken the ability of individual senators to block nominees they find objectionable. Senate Minority Leader Chuck Schumer said the change would do irreparable damage to the Senate and its constitutional prerogatives, rendering it “a conveyor belt for unqualified Trump nominees.”
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– September 12, 2025 – Under pressure from Health and Human Services Secretary Robert F. Kennedy, Jr., the FDA announced it will examine rare cases involving the deaths of young people after they received COVID vaccines. Kennedy has repeatedly made unfounded claims that the inoculations are deadly. The FDA’s review followed years of exhaustive work by government officials and academic researchers worldwide who have validated the safety of the vaccines. A 2023 analysis published in JAMA Pediatrics reviewed seventeen studies, which included over ten million children ages 5 to 11 who were vaccinated with mRNA shots from Pfizer and Moderna. The shots were shown to reduce the risk of infection and hospitalization in vaccinated children. Kennedy recently fired all the members of the Advisory Committee on Immunization Practices and replaced them with his own handpicked members.
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– September 12, 2025 – An ICE officer shot and killed a man who resisted arrest and dragged an officer by his car during a vehicle stop in the Franklin Park suburb of Chicago. The man, Silverio Villegas-Gonzalez, was an undocumented immigrant who feared for his safety. An ICE spokesperson alleged the officer suffered severe back injuries, lacerations to his hand, and tears to his knee. The Illinois Coalition for Immigrant and Refugee Rights said ICE’s operations “jeopardize the safety of everyone, citizens and non-citizens alike, and disrupt the very fabric of our communities.” ICE officials stated that Gonzalez had a “history of reckless driving.” The only Cook County cases for a man with Villegas-Gonzalez’s name are citations for driving with an expired license, speeding, and driving an uninsured vehicle. Bodycam videos from Franklin Park police officers showed the hurt ICE agent describing his own injuries as “nothing major.”
Surveillance Videos Capture Deadly ICE Shooting in Franklin Park, Illinois (CBS News Chicago)
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– September 12, 2025 – The EPA proposed eliminating the Greenhouse Gas Reporting Program. Implemented in 2009, the program required large, industrial polluters to report their planet-warming greenhouse gas emissions to the government. Since the program started, US industry has collectively reported a 20 percent drop in carbon emissions. EPA Administrator Lee Zeldin called the Greenhouse Gas Reporting Program “burdensome.” The proposal would end requirements for thousands of coal-burning power plants, oil refineries, steel mills and other industrial facilities. Zeldin also said, “Alongside President Trump, EPA continues to live up to the promise of unleashing energy dominance that powers the American dream.” He added that ending the program could save American businesses up to $2.4 billion in compliance costs over the next decade.
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– September 13, 2025 – Trump announced he was ready to sanction Russia over its three-year war in Ukraine, but only if all NATO allies agree to halt buying oil from Moscow. He chided NATO officials on social media, saying, “I am ready to do major Sanctions on Russia when all NATO Nations STOP BUYING OIL FROM RUSSIA.” The demand followed a visit to Brussels by US Secretary of Energy Chris Wright, who urged the EU to wean itself off Russian energy and agree to a lopsided trade deal in which the EU would pledge to buy $750 billion of US oil and gas....
“I Don’t Want to Be Here Anymore”: They Tried to Self-Deport, Then Got Stranded in Trump’s America
by Melissa Sanchez and Mariam Elba
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She desperately wanted to get out of the country.
It was mid-May and Pérez, a Venezuelan mother of two, couldn’t survive on her own in Chicago anymore. She’d been relying on charity for food and shelter ever since her partner had been detained by immigration authorities after a traffic stop earlier in the year.
Pérez, 25, thought it’d be safer to return to Venezuela with her children than to stay in the U.S. Her request for asylum was still open and she had a permit to work legally, but so did a lot of other Venezuelans getting picked up on the streets and taken into custody. Authorities were detaining immigrants regardless of whether they’d followed the rules.
She had also seen how President Donald Trump singled out her countrymen, calling them gang members and terrorists, even sending hundreds to a foreign prison. She was terrified of getting detained, deported and, worst of all, separated from her young daughter and son. They were the reason the family had come to the U.S.
Then she heard about Trump’s offer of a safe and dignified way out.
“We are making it as easy as possible for illegal aliens to leave America,” the president said in a video on social media in May announcing the launch of Project Homecoming.
He spoke about a phone app where “illegals can book a free flight to any foreign country.” And he dangled other incentives: Eligible immigrants wouldn’t be barred from returning legally to the U.S. someday, and they’d even get a $1,000 “exit bonus.” Believing the president’s words, Pérez downloaded the CBP Home app and registered to return to Venezuela with her children.
Months passed. Her partner was deported. In July, Pérez said, she got a call from someone in the CBP Home program telling her she’d be on a flight out of the country in mid-August. She began packing.
But as the departure date neared and the plane tickets hadn’t arrived, Pérez got nervous. Again and again, she called the toll-free number she’d been given. Finally, somebody called back to say there might be a delay obtaining the documents she’d need to travel to Venezuela.
Then there was silence. No further information, no plane tickets. Pérez registered on the app again in August, then a third time in September, as immigration arrests ramped up in Chicago.
Today, Pérez feels trapped in a country that doesn’t want her. She’s afraid of leaving her apartment, afraid that she will be detained and that her children will be taken away from her. “I feel so scared, always looking around in every direction,” she said. “I was trying to leave voluntarily, like the president said.”
The Trump administration’s immigration crackdown is having the intended effect of terrifying people into trying to leave. There have been some 25,000 departures of immigrants from all countries via CBP Home, according to U.S. Department of Homeland Security data obtained by ProPublica.
The data indicates that of those 25,000 people, a little more than half of them returned home with DHS assistance; nearly all the others who left the U.S. ended up returning on their own.
And it’s not just CBP Home. Applications for voluntary departures — an alternative to deportation granted to some immigrants who leave at their own expense — have skyrocketed to levels not seen since at least 2000, reaching more than 34,000 since Trump’s second administration began, immigration court data shows. (The number is higher than in years past, but nowhere near the number of immigrants the administration has deported this year.)
But for many recent arrivals from Venezuela — arguably the community most targeted by the Trump administration, and whose country is now bracing for the possibility of a U.S. invasion — leaving has not been as simple as the president has made it sound.
ProPublica spoke with more than a dozen Venezuelans who said they wanted to take the U.S. government’s offer of a safe and easy return. They signed up months ago on the CBP Home app and were given departure dates. But after those dates came and went, these immigrants said they feel betrayed by what the president told them.
Part of the problem is tied to the lack of diplomatic relations between Washington and Caracas. There are no consular services for Venezuelans in the U.S. Many of the hundreds of thousands of Venezuelans who migrated to the U.S. in recent years seeking asylum or other humanitarian relief entered without valid passports, as Pérez did. But to get on a plane for Venezuela, they’re being told they’ll need a special travel document known as a “salvoconducto,” or “safe passage,” from their government.
And relations between the two countries are getting worse. The Trump administration has pushed for regime change in Venezuela, sent warships to the Caribbean and, in recent weeks, blew up four Venezuelan boats it claimed were transporting drugs to the U.S. Bracing for an invasion, Venezuelan President Nicolás Maduro has said he’s ready to declare a state of emergency to protect his country, which could make it harder for Venezuelans abroad to return home.
The Venezuelans who want to leave the U.S. described how CBP Home representatives told them that their lack of passports wouldn’t be a problem and that the U.S. government would help them obtain the travel documents they needed. Now they are being told that they’re on their own — if they get any response at all.
The Trump administration was aware of the potential challenges from the start. In his May proclamation, the president directed the State and Homeland Security departments to “take all appropriate actions to enable the rapid departure of illegal aliens from the United States who currently lack a valid travel document from their countries of citizenship or nationality.”
In a statement, a DHS spokesperson said the agency is working with the State Department “to acquire travel documents for those who lack safe passage. So far thousands of Venezuelans have already self-departed using CBP Home.” The State Department referred questions to DHS.
The internal DHS records obtained by ProPublica show nearly 3,700 departures of Venezuelans via CBP Home through late September. It’s unclear how many Venezuelans have applied. The DHS spokesperson said the agency could not confirm the numbers and would not say whether the program is meeting projections. (A congressional committee has directed DHS to include information about CBP Home departures in monthly reports the agency previously published, but has not published in this administration.)
An estimated 10,200 Venezuelans were deported between February and early October, according to deportation flight data tracked by the nonprofit Human Rights First’s ICE Flight Monitor.
Many of the Venezuelans interviewed by ProPublica are mothers of young children who say they decided to take the president’s offer after their work permits expired, their temporary protected status was canceled or their spouses were deported. Few are willing to return by land because of the dangers posed by cartel violence and kidnappings in Mexico — dangers many of them experienced when they migrated here.
Nearly all of them, like Pérez, asked not to be identified by their full names because they’re afraid of bringing unwanted attention to themselves and of the potential consequences of such attention. Interviews with Venezuelan immigrants were conducted in Spanish.
Before their departure dates came and went, they had made preparations to leave — turning over the keys to their apartments, pulling their children from school, shipping their belongings to Venezuela. And they have sunk deeper into poverty as the weeks and months pass.
Pérez applied for her family to return to Venezuela through the CBP Home app months ago but has been stuck in limbo in Chicago without a clear path forward. (Jamie Kelter Davis for ProPublica)In Los Angeles, a family of four slept in their tiny Toyota Echo for weeks to save on rent as they waited for their departure date. They sold the car and other belongings to pay for bus tickets back the way they’d come. Nearly two months after their return to Venezuela, they said they’re still waiting for the exit bonuses they’d hoped would help them start over.
In Youngstown, Pennsylvania, a mother of two said she didn’t enroll her 8-year-old son in school this fall because she assumed they would be gone by now. She recently moved into a friend’s apartment in New York City and plans to turn herself in to immigration authorities and ask to be deported.
“I don’t want to be here anymore,” the woman said, between sobs. “What am I supposed to do?”
Several immigration attorneys and advocates told ProPublica that they don’t trust the CBP Home app or the Trump administration’s promises to help immigrants self-deport. The National Immigration Law Center recently published a guide explaining some of the potential risks of using the app, such as leaving the country without closing an immigration court case and becoming ineligible for a future visa. Some lawyers said they discourage clients from using the app at all.
Ruben Garcia, director of Annunciation House, a nonprofit in El Paso that supports migrants and refugees, said in the current climate, he understands why some people might consider the administration’s offer to leave. But, he said, the offer has to be backed by action.
“If you’re going to say you’re going to do this,” Garcia added, “then you damn well better make sure that it’s truthful and that it works.”
Emily, a Venezuelan immigrant in Columbus, Ohio, holds her phone showing an email from the CBP Home program. (Maddie McGarvey for ProPublica)CBP Home replaced an earlier app that the Biden administration had promoted to try to bring order to the soaring numbers of migrants attempting to enter the country. Pérez and other asylum-seekers used that earlier version, CBP One, to make appointments to approach the border. Trump, who campaigned on the promise of mass deportations, ended that option on his first day back in the White House.
In March, he reintroduced the app with the new name and function, allowing immigrants to alert the government of their intention to self-deport. It was part of a $200 million advertising blitz meant to encourage immigrants to “Stay Out and Leave Now.” Two months later, Trump unveiled Project Homecoming and the added incentives of free flights and exit payments. The administration moved State Department funds meant to aid refugees resettling in the U.S. to DHS to help pay for the flights and stipends, according to federal records and news reports.
DHS officials have mentioned the app in dozens of press releases about policy changes and enforcement operations. For example, in the September announcement that DHS was ending temporary protected status for Venezuelans, officials also encouraged Venezuelans to leave via CBP Home. And immigrants who show up for their hearings at immigration court see posters taped on the walls about the benefits they could get if they “self-deport using CBP Home instead of being deported by ICE.”
Emily and Deybis downloaded the app in June, when it seemed as if their life in the U.S. was collapsing. They said they used the earlier CBP One app to approach the border with their two children in January 2024 and were allowed into the country with protections that were supposed to last two years. They settled in Dallas, applied for asylum and got work permits; Deybis found a job in a hotel laundry and Emily at a Chick-fil-A. Then, this spring, the Trump administration ended protections for immigrants like them and canceled their work permits.
They lost their jobs and could no longer afford their rent. On the app’s sky-blue home screen, they saw a drawing of a smiling man and woman holding hands with a child. “Let us help you easily leave the country,” another screen told them in Spanish. They agreed to share their phone’s geolocation, entered personal information and uploaded selfies.
They received an automated email from “Project Homecoming Support” explaining that they would be contacted soon by someone from a toll-free number who would help coordinate their travel. Within weeks, they got a call from an operator at that number who said she worked on behalf of DHS.
Emily said she made clear the family didn’t have Venezuelan passports but was told that wouldn’t be a problem; the U.S. government would procure any necessary documents for them. They said the operator gave them an Aug. 1 departure date and told them to expect their plane tickets by email.
Emily and Deybis sold their car and moved with their children to Columbus, Ohio, where Deybis’ nephew let them stay in his unfinished basement apartment until their departure. The plane tickets never came.
Then the nephew was detained in a traffic stop and deported. Panicked, Emily and Deybis said they called the toll-free number again and again, leaving messages that went unanswered. Emily submitted a new application and sent more emails.
In mid-September, they got an email from the “CBP Home team” telling them to contact the Venezuelan embassy in Mexico to get travel documents on their own.
“We are working very hard on your case,” the email assured.
When they called the embassy, though, the number was busy. They found travel agencies that offer to procure travel documents at a cost but said they were told the Venezuelan government requires an arrival date and proof that plane tickets have been purchased. Emily and Deybis can’t afford them.
“Thank you so much for your patience and we understand your frustration,” they heard back in another email. “Wait for new instructions from DHS.”
As they wait, they worry about how they’ll survive when winter comes. Most days, Deybis visits local food pantries and looks for discarded items in alleys and on street corners that they can resell. A few weeks ago, they sold their daughter’s bed to help pay the rent.
“We’d rather be in Venezuela with our family than suffer here,” he said.
Emily and Deybis share a basement apartment in Columbus, Ohio with their two children. They’re unable to work and have resorted to selling the few possessions they have to feed the family. (Maddie McGarvey for ProPublica)Pérez said her daughter was the family’s main motivation to come; the girl had been born with a heart defect and needed surgery they could not find in Venezuela, where hospitals operate through power outages and have limited capacity for advanced surgeries, not to mention supplies.
“We didn’t come for the American dream, or for a house, or for some life of luxury,” said Pérez. “What we wanted is for our daughter to live.”
She and her partner made the trek to the U.S. in 2023, with her daughter, then 6, and their 4-year-old son. Pérez thought they did it “the right away” by waiting in Mexico for weeks until they got an appointment to approach the border via CBP One. After they were processed, the family headed to Chicago, a city they had heard was a sanctuary for immigrants. At first they took shelter inside a police station, as hundreds of new immigrant families were doing at the time. Pérez said medical workers who visited the station learned about her daughter’s condition and connected the family to a hospital charity care program. The following spring, the frail little girl with dark brown eyes got the operation she needed.
In late 2024, the family moved to South Florida, where Pérez’s partner found work rebuilding homes damaged by hurricanes. Then in February, he was arrested for driving without a license or registration. He spent about two months in jail before he was transferred into immigration custody.
Pérez didn’t feel safe in Florida anymore. She returned to Chicago with her children.
But as the months pass without an answer from the CBP Home program, Chicago doesn’t feel safe, either. This fall, the Trump administration zeroed in on the city for immigration enforcement, sending in the U.S. Border Patrol. Pérez recently downloaded another app that tells her whether there’ve been sightings of federal immigration agents nearby, and she watches videos of other immigrants getting arrested. One day in September, a federal agent shot and killed an immigrant in a nearby suburb. Pérez wonders if she might die, too.
On a sunny September afternoon, Pérez peered down the street outside her children’s school, scanning for suspicious vehicles. Her daughter, who is now 8, bounded down the steps first, wearing a pink bow and a broad smile. Her son, now 6, in a Spiderman shirt and a blue cast from a playground accident, appeared next.
They share their mother’s anxiety. On their walk home, Pérez’s daughter leaned over her brother and chided him for speaking Spanish in public. The girl said her teacher had warned her that federal agents might be listening.
It reminded Perez that she now needs to leave the U.S. for the same reason she came: her children. She plans to register yet again on the CBP Home app.
Pérez plays with her two children in Chicago. Her partner was deported earlier this summer, leaving her unable to support the family alone. (Jamie Kelter Davis for ProPublica)Jeff Ernsthausen contributed data analysis.



