This a Moonmelon, scientifically knows as asidus. This fruit grows in some parts of Japan, and is known for its vibrant blue color. What you probably don’t know about this fruit is that it can switch flavors after you eat it. Everything sour will taste sweet, everything salty will taste bitter, and it gives water a strong orange-like taste. It’s also very expensive…costing about ￥16000 JPY (which is about 200 dollars).
or you know this could be photoshopped
but idk
you tell me
this is alexandrias melon (wow)
it never grows seeds but it can still produce other melons (its magic)
it is grown deep in the jungles of peru and can prevent you from aging well into the hundreds
it is known by the natives there as k’uhul ajaw cacao shi-jiiy.
its really strange how all of these pictures look exactly the same because everything on the internet is true
This is the Peppermeloni. (seriously gosh just look at that sexy mother fucker) Its scientific name is Tumblrous Pepperonus.
The only known specimen is in a pot in David Karps treasure dungeon. It is a tradition that a single slice is given to every tumblr blog that reaches 500,000 followers.
It has the remarkable property of being as healthy as watermelon but tasting like cheesy pepperoni pizza.
This Doctor Who-themed hoodie by Half Poison Designs will give you the best earworm of the day. Though, it doesn’t roll off the tongue quite as easily as the original. I’m sure the Doctor could make it work though.
“The role of Captain Malcolm Reynolds was originally written for Buffy the Vampire Slayer’s Nicholas Brendon, but shooting conflicted with his schedule for Buffy.”
Food is good and all that but YOU REALLY FUCKING NEED WATER. I always drink one glass of water before each meal and another glass right after. Shit, that’s almost all the water you need in a day.
Feeling tired? Got a headache? Nauseous? Fuck those Rx commercials with their crazy ass side effects, drinking more water is the cheapest way to feel better. I drink mine straight but if you’re fancy as fuck then toss in some lemon, mint leaves, lime, cucumber, lemongrass. I don’t give a good goddamn, JUST DRINK IT.
Cupertino effectn. The tendency for automatic spell-checking software to replace some words with inappropriate or incorrect alternatives.
—Cupertinon.
Example Citations:
And then "the Cupertino effect": typos introduced by the very "autocorrect" software intended to save us from error. Ah, the typographical treason of these invisible servants!
—Ruth Walker, "The wages of typos — in pounds and pence," The Christian Science Monitor, November 10, 2011
On the plus side, though, we'd have no more problems with the Cupertino effect — spellcheck software's tendency to suggest inappropriate words to replace misspellings and words not in its dictionary, such as suggesting "Cupertino" for "co-operation."
—Erin McKean, "After the spelling bee, imagining a world without standardized spelling," The Washington Post, June 3, 2011
Earliest Citation:
Of course, we take great care in the production of our own texts. Most of us are now aware of the 'Cupertino effect', and we have added 'cooperation' to the custom dictionary in our spelling checker.
—Elizabeth Anne Muller, "Cupertino and after" (PDF), Language Matters, September 1, 2000
Notes:
Many thanks to Ben Zimmer for digging up the earliest citation.
Today, I have unfucked the hell out of my fuckin’ shower and my fuckin’ sink. Preliminary wipedown, sprayed vinegar all the fuck over that shit. Left it. Went and had a BADASS fuckin’ sandwich. Came back, sprayed it with even more fuckin’ vinegar, and wiped it the fuck down with a brand new sponge. Rinsed the hell out of it. Everything looks shiny as hell. Wiped the shower down with some of those guilt-inducing-as-fuck individual wipes too, so now there’s just lemon scent all over the damn place and there better not be one more goddamn bacterium or piece of shit virus hiding any fucking where. Did a drain volcano too. Because why the fuck not even. Now I have to handwash my bras. LIKE A BADASS. ALL WASHING BRAS WITH MY BARE HANDS AND SHIT.
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