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15 Oct 20:43

Fall Foliage

by awkward

There’s nothing quite like it when the leaves change… on a backdrop.

(submitted by M)


    






12 Oct 03:54

Screw This, I Quit!

Screw This, I Quit!

Submitted by: Unknown

10 Oct 17:53

Humpday Nonsense

08 Oct 20:48

I Accidentally the Whole Sentence

08 Oct 17:04

Great Bathroom Reading

Great Bathroom Reading

Submitted by: Unknown

Tagged: books , store display , funny
08 Oct 15:54

Postpartum Depression From the War

Postpartum Depression From the War

Submitted by: Unknown

07 Oct 15:57

Thonbs Wamtart!

Thonbs Wamtart!

Submitted by: Unknown

07 Oct 15:52

That's Not Exactly How You Haggle

FAIL,bargaining,windows

Submitted by: rkrowland

Tagged: FAIL , bargaining , windows
04 Oct 03:54

Your Claim is Spurious and Asinine, B**ch!

Your Claim is Spurious and Asinine, B**ch!

Submitted by: Unknown

03 Oct 16:26

I've Got News for You, Buddy...

indians geography asians

Submitted by: hitokirivader

Tagged: indians , geography , asians
03 Oct 04:00

Took Long Enough

03 Oct 03:58

Raisins Have a Lot of Different Effects on People

wtf,raisins,tattoos,funny

Submitted by: beernbiccies

Tagged: wtf , raisins , tattoos , funny
03 Oct 03:57

DREAMS DO COME TRUE!

bagels simple bagel failbook - 7831891456

Submitted by: Unknown

01 Oct 16:22

I Guess There's No Bearded Future for Josh

01 Oct 16:22

This is Why We Hate Dave

This is Why We Hate Dave

Submitted by: Unknown

30 Sep 04:49

The Truth Hurts

30 Sep 04:48

You Keep On Using That Word...

27 Sep 19:38

The Procrastinators Guide

by Uncle

To Fall Over Seeding

If you haven’t over seeded your lawn this fall, today is better than tomorrow and tomorrow is better than next week. In fall, days get shorter and night time temperatures drop. Crabgrass, foxtail, and annual grassy weeds turn yellow and shrivel leaving room for turf seed to germinate in cooling soils. Fall overseeding helps thicken existing turf eliminating bare spots. Next spring, if no bare spots, there will be no weeds.

Mother Nature has it figured out, after 2 millions years of overseeding the prairies; we follow her recipe. In their natural growth cycle, grass plants form seed heads and re-seed themselves. Regular mowing eliminates the seed head. Mimic Mother Nature by re-seeding in fall. Overseeding will introduce youthful vigor and genetic diversity in existing turf. The strongest plants survive and carry on the integrity of the stand. Overseeding with improved varieties of grass seed will create better quality turf for the future.
Macho Mix Turf-Type Fescue/Sports Rye
 
Macho Mix turf-type fescue contains only the best performing varieties for Kansas City. New turf-type tall fescues in Macho Mix are finer in leaf texture, darker in color, denser growth habit and provide superior disease resistance. Macho Mix turf-type fescue retains good color during the winter months and provides a year-round green lawn. Lower and slower growing turf-type fescues mean less mowing. Denser growth habits mean fewer weeds and less clumping. Improved disease tolerance means less maintenance.
Estate Mix Bluegrass/Sports Rye Mix

Bluegrass varieties in Uncle’s Estate Mix are university tested and golf course proven in Kansas City. Today’s elite bluegrass varieties are different than what your parents were planting just a few years ago. People can be quick to malign bluegrass, but if you look at its short comings, the only problem it really has is with the lack of water. A conservative irrigation plan will carry your bluegrass lawn to the first of September when the cool nights and fall rains return. Aggressive bluegrass varieties fill in routine damage and give your lawn that soft well manicured look.
Loveland Renovator Turf Food

Now until Mid October is plenty of time to fix most turf problem. Seeding in fall, when the days are warm and nights are cool will allow grass seed to sprout very quickly. Fertilize with Renovator or Golf Course Starter now and again in 4 weeks. An application of fall fertilizer pushes the root system deep into the soil. At Thanksgiving time, fertilize with Snowman winter root builder and your lawn will wake up next spring thick and green with an established root system.
27 Sep 17:57

Idiot Proof Spring Bloom

by Uncle
Spring flowering bulbs, such as crocus, daffodils, hyacinth, and tulips should be planted in when soil temperatures fall below 50°F. As long as the soil remains workable, it is feasible to continue planting bulbs even after the first frost.

Create a natural look in spring flower beds when planting bulbs in waves or masses. In place of a hand trowel use a shovel to dig holes or trenches. Establishing a new bed of bulbs, the soil should be loosened to about 4 inches below the bulb’s planting depth. Help insure proper drainage in clay soils by incorporating PrimeraFC soil conditioner and Max Mix landscapers mix with the soil.


Plant 50 bulbs in 5 minutes, so be sure to buy enough bulbs. Having prepared your beds to the proper planting depth, scatter bone meal liberally across the bottom. For colorful eye catching display, take big handfuls of bulbs and toss them onto your prepared bed. Leave the bulbs where they land and turn pointy side up. Fertilize with bone meal then firmly cover with amended soil around the bulbs leaving no air pockets. Water the bed at time of planting and occasionally thereafter until winter sets in. Top dress area with mulch when cold weather arrives.

Keep spring bulbs happy happy happy; apply Uncle’s Garden Food as sprouts first poke through the soil in spring. A second application is applied when the blossoms drop their petals. It’s important to leave foliage to mature for at least six weeks after blossom drop. The energy created from photosynthesis after blossom drop is vital for next year’s flower power.

27 Sep 02:50

Tru-E

Tru-E

Submitted by: Unknown

26 Sep 05:45

Cat Panic!

Cat freaks out people near an elevator - AnimalsBeingDicks.com

"OUTTA THE WAY, I LEFT MY STOVE ON"

26 Sep 05:40

Creepy French Kids

Creepy French Kids

Submitted by: Unknown

23 Sep 18:51

Why He's Single is a Major Mystery

sexism,forever alone,bros,single,douchebags,chauvinists

Submitted by: Unknown

23 Sep 00:26

It's Unanimous

It's Unanimous

Submitted by: Nippers

Tagged: friends , girlfriends
19 Sep 16:34

If You Ever Think Your Girlfriend is Too Possessive, Be Glad You're Not Dating This One

If You Ever Think Your Girlfriend is Too Possessive, Be Glad You're Not Dating This One

Actually, don't glad. That's a pretty sad way to analyze a relationship...

"Hey, my significant other is terrible, but at least they aren't THIS terrible!

Submitted by: Unknown

19 Sep 16:24

You Seem Confused

You Seem Confused

Submitted by: Unknown

17 Sep 20:07

Thems Fighting Words

17 Sep 18:00

You're All Winners!

lms,like my status,i hate you

Submitted by: Unknown

17 Sep 15:54

Vince Neil Has Been Transfered to Your Skin For The Crimes of Dr. Feelgood

Greendinos

Bret Michaels tattoo- he's hideous enough and a gross person already.

tattoos,Motley Crue,vince neil,celeb,funny

Submitted by: Unknown

16 Sep 15:50

Ocean City

by awkward

“This is me and my sisters. On the first vacation that the whole family took together.”

(submitted by Kim)

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