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23 Apr 19:37

Geez, Grandma, Get It Together!

23 Apr 19:35

I'm at a Lost for Worlds

14 Apr 16:07

Jurassic Suburbs

Greendinos

where do we get one?!?!?!??!!

14 Apr 16:07

Don't Jinx Her!

Death,grandma,funeral,rip

Submitted by: FrigginRags

Tagged: Death , grandma , funeral , rip
11 Apr 20:18

Fend Back?

Greendinos

I'm sharing this because I very nearly said something about "getting you guys off this morning" earlier today but I didn't.

11 Apr 18:31

Caged!

11 Apr 17:55

Clever

10 Apr 22:55

Mom Jokes on Facebook Are Inadvisable in This Day and Age

Submitted by: Unknown

10 Apr 22:55

Seriously, I Should Be an Apple Factory By Now

ipads pop ups ads banner ads apple

Submitted by: Unknown

Tagged: ipads , pop ups , ads , banner ads , apple
05 Apr 15:42

Deep Cleaning Breathes...

poker face inhaling exhaling breathing - 7230268416

Submitted by: Unknown

04 Apr 16:41

Frankly, My Dear . . .

by Erica
ulyanasergeenko12Rarely do we ever share the same collection twice but Ulyana Sergeenko‘s spring couture lookbook is just too damn good not to swoon over it a second time. The hats, the gowns, the embroidered sunglasses, [...]
04 Apr 16:24

I'm Not Good at Anything!

Greendinos

hahaha

artists,asthma,athletes,breathing,musicians,failbook

Submitted by: Unknown

04 Apr 16:21

Shape Magazine: Ironic magazine name

by bryce
Greendinos

hahaha it's like when you take a panoramic shot and someone moves.

I’ve seen that shape before, but usually on stroke victims.

Photoshop Disasters

The motivation behind this disaster is hard to fathom. At best, it’s a statement on plastic surgery and staying out in the sun too long. At worst, someone was trying to fix a blemish and sneezed.

Thanks Raschel. You can see the original on the Shape website.

The post Shape Magazine: Ironic magazine name appeared first on PSD : Photoshop Disasters .

02 Apr 17:24

Wow Bro, Sweet Abs!

Greendinos

hahahhaha

abs,photoshop,This Looks Shopped

Submitted by: Unknown

02 Apr 17:24

NIN is playing Lollapalooza 2013 in Chicago on August 2nd....

Greendinos

HOLLAAA



NIN is playing Lollapalooza 2013 in Chicago on August 2nd. Here’s some footage from the very beginning - NIN at the first Lollapalooza show, in 1991. It didn’t go as planned.

02 Apr 17:23

Basket Thieves

easter,easter basket,Easter Bunny

Submitted by: Unknown

01 Apr 17:37

I Before E

Greendinos

Amazing! Why is this labeled "puns" though?

trolling,puns,i before e,spelling

Submitted by: Rachel Turek

01 Apr 16:42

Only One of These is Fun

Only One of These is Fun

Submitted by: Unknown

Tagged: easter , fake , Featured Fail , religion , twitter Share on Facebook
29 Mar 02:17

Thanks for the Tip!

viagra,innuendo,I see what you did there

Just the tip...

Submitted by: anonymous

28 Mar 19:33

Too Cute

28 Mar 19:33

Little Einstein

kids,farting,bathtub,einstein

Submitted by: Unknown

Tagged: kids , farting , bathtub , einstein
28 Mar 17:11

Chignon Du Cou

by Erica
chignon6I love myself a chignon – if done right, it can look incredibly chic and effortless. It’s no wonder the word actually comes from the French phrase “chignon du cou,” which means nape of the neck. There [...]
28 Mar 17:11

DOMA Leave Us Hanging Here, People!

Greendinos

haha

DOMA Leave Us Hanging Here, People!

Submitted by: Unknown

Tagged: Supreme Court , gay marriage , equality , DOMA , scotus , failbook , g rated Share on Facebook
26 Mar 16:54

Stomach Bug

Greendinos

this is how i feel today

Very frustrated ferret saying fuck - AnimalsBeingDicks.com

All five people in my house have a stomach virus. At the same fucking time. This is how I feel.

25 Mar 23:08

'90s Disaster Film Critique

Greendinos

Sounds like our kind of person eh Joel?

deep impact,dante's peak,disaster films,volcano,elijah wood

WELCOME TO EARTH!!!

Except the asteroid from Armageddon. You ain't welcome.

Submitted by: tylerss20

25 Mar 16:11

The Majesty of Glacier Park, Monatana

Greendinos

Glacier is right next to Yellowstone! Yay!!

The Majesty of Glacier Park, Monatana

Submitted by: Unknown

Tagged: nature , Montana , landscape , waterfall , destination WIN! , g rated Share on Facebook
25 Mar 16:11

Old Fashioned Lawn Chores

by Uncle
Greendinos

@enricofermi all really good info!

Kansas City has had an old fashioned winter: ice, snow, and just plain cold. Any chores that were put off in October remain undone. For many homeowners, fall raking, seeding, and fertilizing are still on their 2012 projects list. Not to worry. Raking, seeding and fertilizing are now at the top of their 2013 spring projects list. Raking up fall leaves and trash on the lawn clears the way for new spring plant growth.

Likewise cleaning out ditches, culverts and sewer grates will forestall overflows during spring rains. Avoid heavy raking or powered rakes; save these for the fall. Heavy spring raking will stir up more spring weeds, and this year there should be more than enough.

This year's winter snow have increased surface moisture and will provide a healthy early crop of spring weeds. Winter broadleaf weeds like purple henbit, white chickweed and yellow dandelions will pop up out of nowhere and frustrate surprised homeowners. Cold weather weeds should be sprayed with liquid weed killer, Speed Zone. I like Speed Zone early in cool soils and Trimec in warmer weather. Likewise granular Weed & Feed will work better once soil temperatures warm up in mid April.

Grass Seed should be applied to bare dirt, damaged areas and thin spots. Chose seed mixes that will sprout in cool soils. Fine leaf sports rye grasses do especially well in March. Stadium Special, Macho Mix and   Estate Mix formulas will sprout more quickly in cool soils than traditional fescue or bluegrass. Top-dress seeded areas with Canadian Peat or PrimeraFC seed dressing. Do not use topsoil or bagged composted peats as these contain weed seeds. For bare dirt, especially where erosion is a problem, think sod. Sod rolls will establish quickly and not be bothered by early spring broad-leave weeds.

Loveland Golf Coarse Starter or Renovator, spring lawn fertilizers, will help thicken grass turf, fill in bare spots and crowd out weeds. This is especially true in cool spring soils. PREVENT! crabgrass control is also applied at this time and will provide an economical double duty in maintaining healthy Kansas City turf. Where new seed is present do not apply full strength PREVENT!  pre-emergent formulas. Either use Tupersan or wait until the new grass has sprouted.

In the garden, now is the time to rake out the flower beds, prune the roses and cut back overgrown shrubs. Trash leaves and branches are home to insect eggs and disease spores that will cause mischief when the weather warms up. If leaves and buds are still tight, you can spray light dormant oil or lime sulfur spray. Later, when insects appear, spray the foundation of the house and any mulch beds with an all purpose bug control. This will reduce ants, spiders and other nuisance pests that want to move into the house. It also interrupts the first hatch of hungry bugs lining up in your garden salad bar.
21 Mar 15:39

Don't Tell Me What to Do

Greendinos

hahaha

Don't Tell Me What to Do

Submitted by: Unknown

Tagged: weird al , gifs , signs , Music FAILS , g rated Share on Facebook
18 Mar 20:35

fit-foreverafter: tomlinfaggot: liquidpixie: dialray: ultimag...



fit-foreverafter:

tomlinfaggot:

liquidpixie:

dialray:

ultimagus:

littlewhinging:

still one of the best things ive ever seen.

slaughter melon reporting for duty.

BROCONUT

m a n g ERI NE

FUCKING SLAUGHTERMELON

too good to not reblog

MANgerine