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09 Dec 14:39

Our Imaginations Run Wild

by Timothy Burke on screengrabber, shared by Timothy Burke to Deadspin
08 Dec 15:01

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The hover text is pretty excellent on this one.

A new study finds that if you give rats a cell phone and a lever they can push to improve the signal, the rats will chew on the cell phone until it breaks and your research supervisors will start to ask some questions about your grant money.
08 Dec 14:47

Kemba Walker’s Block On Jose Calderon Was So Damn Vicious And Mean

by isaacand

The week of Kemba Walker continued last night as he sliced and diced his way through the New York Knicks defense for a game-winning layup. But that was his second best higlight of the night. His first came on this nasty block of Jose Calderon, a block that makes you question whether Kemba’s actually 6’1″.

SO. DAMN. VICIOUS.

08 Dec 14:08

I Can't Stop Looking At Von Miller's Ridiculous Hat

by Timothy Burke
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Worth clicking through. That is a pretty amazing ridiculous hat.

Broncos linebacker Von Miller donned some interesting headgear for his post-game interviews in the locker room. I can't stop looking at his ridiculous hat. Try to watch this and follow what he's talking about—you can't, because your brain will be too consumed with processing his sublime hat. It defies description.

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04 Dec 18:48

Hark, A Vagrant: Broadside Ballads - Turtle Party




buy this print!

You know, turtles have a habit of showing up here, don't they? Listen y'all I'm just a lady who loves a good turtle joke.

I feel like there is also a frog on that table but I like to think that it is a very small turtle.

Again from our friends at the Bodleian Library, here is an image from The Scolding Wife


Topatoco's holiday shipping deadlines approach, so get it while it's hot/available!

Clicking on the image will take you to the store. Hooray!!


04 Dec 15:07

Univ. of Texas Can't Figure Out Where 100 Jars of Brains Went

by Aleksander Chan
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Univ. of Texas Can't Figure Out Where 100 Jars of Brains Went

The University of Texas, my alma mater, has a very large campus. Easy to lose stuff—like 100 jars of brains in formaldehyde.

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04 Dec 14:37

Can You Breathe? Reflections on Non-Indictments, Activism and Black Life

by R. L'Heureux Lewis-McCoy

Can You Breathe? Reflections on Non-Indictments, Activism and Black Life

There isn't enough ink to express our pain. Day after day, month after month, year after year, the pain of being black in America, and across the globe, is apparent. Yesterday I read the headlines and tweets that told me NYPD Officer Daniel Pantaleo, the cop that killed Eric Garner, would not be indicted . Daniel Pantaleo—say his name until it cannot be forgotten, until he's held responsible. A week and three days before that I heard news out of Ferguson, Missouri that Darren Wilson would not be indicted. That same day, hours before, I watched my beautiful daughter be born into this world. Being black is like that: valley, peak, valley.

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04 Dec 14:25

The American Justice System Is Not Broken

by Albert Burneko on The Concourse, shared by Albert Burneko to Deadspin

The American Justice System Is Not Broken

In July, New York police officer Daniel Pantaleo choked unarmed black man Eric Garner to death, in broad daylight, while a bystander caught it on video. That is what American police do. Yesterday, despite the video, despite an NYPD prohibition of exactly the sort of chokehold Pantaleo used, and despite the New York City medical examiner ruling the death a homicide, a Staten Island grand jury declined even to indict Pantaleo. That is what American grand juries do.

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01 Dec 19:33

This Australian Shepherd Puppy Adorably Wakes Up And Sings Along When ‘Let It Go’ Comes On

by Stacey Ritzen
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Hahahaha that dog is the best!

I will be the first to admit that I’m not exactly a fan of Frozen or the song “Let It Go,” and usually avoid writing about either like the plague. So it is a complete testament to this adorable Australian Shepherd puppy named Oakley that I love this video so much. (Also, Australian Shepherds are the best kind of dogs.)

Oakley, who is training to be a therapy dog according to his Instagram page, was sleeping peacefully in the backseat of his owner’s car when the radio switched to “Let It Go,” which immediately roused the pup from his slumber, prompting him to sing along. The best is how he totally nails those high notes.

Somebody should probably tell Oakley that a Frozen sequel is on the way. That would be one excited puppy.

(Via Tastefully Offensive)

26 Nov 17:55

Robo-Bird

by Reza

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26 Nov 17:55

Justin Timberlake Had The Perfect Response For A Twitter Troll Who Called Him A Bandwagon Fan

by Brian Sharp
Justin Timberlake Grizzlies

USA TODAY SPORTS


Justin Timberlake took to twitter on Monday night to show his support of the Memphis Grizzlies’ 10-1 start to the season.

Grizzlies.

— Justin Timberlake (@jtimberlake) November 18, 2014

He’s a man of few words. Actually, just one, but that was apparently all he needed to bring out one of society’s lowest forms, the Twitter troll.

"@jtimberlake: Grizzlies." Bandwagon.

— James Stendebach (@JamesStendebach) November 18, 2014

Also a man of only one word. Unfortunately this particular troll was not familiar with Justin’s ability to sit up in the owner’s suite if he wants to.

@JamesStendebach: "@jtimberlake: Grizzlies." Bandwagon.” Uh… I'm from Memphis and I'm an owner. Anyone else? #WigSnatch

— Justin Timberlake (@jtimberlake) November 18, 2014

Congratulations Justin on your successful burn. And congratulations James Stendebach on your 15 minutes.

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PHOTO: USA TODAY SPORTS/Jim Brown

24 Nov 21:57

Bible Verses Where The Word “Praying” Has Been Replaced With “Truckin'”

by Mallory Ortberg

Psalms 4:1
Hear me when I call, O God of my righteousness: you have enlarged me when I was in distress; have mercy on me, and hear my truckin'.

Proverbs 15:29
The LORD is far from the wicked: but he hears the truckin' of the righteous.

Luke 6:12
And it came to pass in those days, that he went out into a mountain, truckin', and continued all night truckin'.

Ephesians 6:18
With this in mind, be alert and always keep on truckin' for all the Lord’s people.

Read more Bible Verses Where The Word “Praying” Has Been Replaced With “Truckin'” at The Toast.

21 Nov 14:43

Noted: New Logo and Identity for Timber Press by Studio Jelly and Fredrik Averin

by Armin
Krankota

Super fun. I like this a lot.

A Timber Grows in Portland

New Logo and Identity for Timber Press by Studio Jelly and Fredrik Averin

Timber Press founded in 1978 in Portland, OR, focuses on gardening topics targeted at horticulturists, botanists, naturalists, and landscape professionals by publishing books from experts in the fields of gardening, horticulture, and natural history. It is owned by Workman Publishing.

Design by: Studio Jelly and Fredrik Averin (Portland, OR)

Opinion/Notes: In case anyone is a hardcore horticulturist and has the full Timber Press collection: Yes, this logo has been out since early 2013 but as Timber Press creative director, Patrick Barber, explained to me, it has taken a full year for the logo to be printed on new titles and establish itself as the current identity. The previous logo was… a tree. Nothing more, nothing less. The new logo is a tree made out of timber (wooden beams), providing a new interpretation for the name that is both literal and allusive. It's a charming rendering that feels contemporary and smart and looks great on the spines, as if it's growing from the surface where the books are sitting.

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New Logo and Identity for Timber Press by Studio Jelly and Fredrik Averin
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New Logo and Identity for Timber Press by Studio Jelly and Fredrik Averin
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New Logo and Identity for Timber Press by Studio Jelly and Fredrik Averin
New business cards.
New Logo and Identity for Timber Press by Studio Jelly and Fredrik Averin
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New Logo and Identity for Timber Press by Studio Jelly and Fredrik Averin
Before/after spine comparison.
New Logo and Identity for Timber Press by Studio Jelly and Fredrik Averin
New spines.
New Logo and Identity for Timber Press by Studio Jelly and Fredrik Averin
Spines detail.
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21 Nov 14:42

Bible Verses Where The Word “Philistines” Has Been Replaced With “Haters”

by Mallory Ortberg
Krankota

Man. She's really on fire lately.

Previously: Bible Verses Where The Word “Praying” Has Been Replaced With “Truckin.'”

Genesis 26:14
"He had so many flocks and herds and servants that the haters envied him."

Genesis 26:15
"So all the wells that his father’s servants had dug in the time of his father Abraham, the haters stopped up, filling them with earth."

Judges 3:31
"After Ehud came Shamgar son of Anath, who struck down six hundred haters with an oxgoad. He too saved Israel."

Read more Bible Verses Where The Word “Philistines” Has Been Replaced With “Haters” at The Toast.

21 Nov 14:37

Frat Bro Tries to Extinguish Raging Electrical Fire by Pissing On It

by Jay Hathaway
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Go Coogs!

Frat Bro Tries to Extinguish Raging Electrical Fire by Pissing On It

Say what you will about fraternities (there is a lot you could say), but never say they don't teach valuable emergency preparedness skills, like pissing on things.

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21 Nov 14:36

This Family Is The Worst Thing On Facebook

by Albert Burneko
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Man...I hate to be that guy and shit on things that clearly make some people happy...but fuck this stupid family. I want to hug them with nuclear arms.

This Family Is The Worst Thing On Facebook

Perhaps you have had occasion to view a YouTube song video created by a group of healthy-looking white people named "The Holderness Family." Perhaps it was the one in which they perform a version of Snoop Dogg's classic "Gin and Juice" song, fitted to Halloween, titled "Kin and Moose."

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21 Nov 14:35

Watch 11-Year-Old Football Star Sam Gordon Destroy Her Pee Wee League Opponents

by isaacand
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Oh MAN. As much as I loved the first part of the video, when she's breaking 13-yr-old ankles with crazy Barry Sanders moves, I pretty much stood up and went OHHHHHHHHHHH! @ 2:01, when she just TRUCKS this kid.

You remember Sam Gordon, right? Two years ago she was the biggest thing on the internet with a Pee Wee highlight film that was damn near incredible. Gordon became so popular she got the attention of Wheaties and later, attended the Super Bowl with Roger Goodell.

Yada, yada, yada, two years later she’s back and she’s better than ever. No, seriously. She’s like a mini Barry Sanders out there rumbling, bumbling and her way past would-be tacklers.

20 Nov 16:39

Buffalo’s Fred Jackson Threw His Kids Around In The Snow And They Had The Best Time

by isaacand
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That is like the best part of being a child when there's a huge snowstorm

Instagram Photo

See, this is how you play dad, this is how you win a Father Of The Year award. Take note everyone. The Bills’ Fred Jackson throwing his kids in the snow is the best part of this awful Buffalo snowstorm. A snowstorm that might allegedly move the game to Monday.

#PRAYFORBUFFALO

20 Nov 15:28

Reviewed: New Logo and Identity for Pizza Hut

by Armin
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That's some good rebrand.

Hut Stuff

New Logo and Identity for Pizza Hut

Established by two brothers in 1958 in Wichita, Kansas, with a single pizzeria, Pizza Hut, a subsidiary of Yum! Brands, is "the world's largest pizza company" — according to their own description which I don't doubt but I put in quotes to clarify it wasn't my statement — with $12 billion in global sales and more than 15,000 restaurants in 93 countries worldwide, employing over 160,000 people. Their pizza? It's fine for mainstream global standards of pizza and they did give us cheese-stuffed crust because all that cheese simply wasn't enough. Yesterday, Pizza Hut introduced a new menu — billed as "Flavor of Now" — that represents their biggest evolution yet, introducing ten new crust flavors like Honey Sriracha, Salted Pretzel, and Ginger Boom Boom; new "drizzles" and sauces; and premium ingredients like Salami, Fresh Spinach and Peruvian Cherry Peppers. (Spinach! Premium?). Along with the new menu, Pizza Hut also introduced a revision to its logo. No design credit given.

Pizza Hut will look different, too, as the iconic red roof logo has been contemporized, along with delivery boxes, cups and even employee uniforms. All of these changes will be heralded in a national advertising campaign celebrating the "Flavor of Now."

Pizza Hut press release

New Logo and Identity for Pizza Hut
Logo detail.

The main elements of the logo — the iconic hut roof and script wordmark — remain in place but are now placed inside a smear of tomato sauce. (Animation that demonstrates this can be found at the end of the last video later in the post). It's nice to see a simpler version of the logo without all the gradients and multiple colors and it works remarkably well in a single color but there is something rather odd about the combination of those two iconic elements with the new holding shape. It might be one thing too many. I'm not convinced it's totally wrong or bad as it now gives Pizza Hut another graphic element to use as a quick identifier and you can see it working well in the new menu (pictured below too in case our international readers can't access it) where the splotch and the roof stand in as the logo.

New Logo and Identity for Pizza Hut
New ordering menu.
New Logo and Identity for Pizza Hut
"Flavor of Now" type treatment.

Typographically, Pizza Hut is actually getting a little adventurous and outside the common visual language of pizzas with the use of an industrial-looking font family and the rugged Flavor of Now wordmark, which is not half bad.

New Logo and Identity for Pizza Hut
Pizza box from press release.
New Logo and Identity for Pizza Hut
Pizza box in reality. No tone-on-tone typography, just black. (Source).

I'm not sure what was the most recent version of the Pizza Hut box — Google Image results show dozens of variations and since I never order it I haven't seen one IRL — but the new one has a cool simplicity to it and the black ink gives it a slight touch of premium-ness.

New Logo and Identity for Pizza Hut
New materials presented at a press event. Not the most glamorous shot but you get the idea. (Source).
New Logo and Identity for Pizza Hut
#FlavorOfNow event at Bland, Missouri. (Get it? Bland?).
It was actually a nice gesture: Pizza Hut rolled into the town's ballpark with $10,000 check and truck full of pizza. There is also another video of Dick Vitale crashing Bingo Night in Boring, Maryland.
They also took their pizza to some old Italian folks. Still trying to decide if it's funny or offensive. The good thing is there is an animation of the logo at the end.

In the videos above, particularly in the stunts, you can get a taste of their new design approach and, again, it's not half bad. The bold typography has a welcome confidence to it and it more clearly separates Pizza Hut from Dominos.

New Logo and Identity for Pizza Hut
New "relaxed" (as described in the press release) uniforms. (Source).
New Logo and Identity for Pizza Hut
Another look at the new uniforms. Jeans are actually part of the uniform and the plaid shirts. (Source).

Maybe the most interesting aspect about the redesign are the new uniforms, which go from the typical dowdy polo shirt and slacks — see Google Image results here (which, btw, include far too many mug shots to be considered good for Pizza Hut's brand associations) — to the much more relaxed and cooler range of t-shirts, plaid, and dark gray button downs paired with jeans and sneakers. Some of those t-shirts I would actually pay money to own (I'm looking at you vintage Pizza Hut logo t-shirt on the top left).

Overall, you can definitely see that Pizza Hut is trying to be a little cooler and I think it does come across as a relatively genuine effort (other than the publicity stunts in the badly-named towns) with decent results, specially for a mainstream product like this.

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20 Nov 14:26

Heroes For Hire: Here Are The Actors Testing To Play Netflix’s Jessica Jones And Luke Cage - It's all happening!

by Carolyn Cox

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We’ve heard agonizingly little about the Jessica Jones Netflix series since it was announced over a year ago, but Deadline just dropped a whole lot of names that are rumored to be in consideration for the role of the titular superhero-turned-PI and her friend/eventual husband Luke Cage.

Krysten Ritter (L!fe Happens, Breaking Bad), Alexandra Daddario (Percy Jackson, True Detective), Teresa Palmer (Warm Bodies) and Jessica De Gouw (Arrow) are reportedly in consideration to helm Marvel’s second-ever female-led series. Like the Jessica Jones show originally in the works by Melissa Rosenberg for ABC, Luke Cage will also reportedly appear in the Netflix series as the male lead; Lance Gross (Crisis) and Mike Colter (The Following) are rumored to be contenders for the role.

Cage will appear in an estimated 6-7 episodes of Jessica Jones before his own self-titled series, the fourth of Marvel’s Daredevil/Jessica Jones/Iron Fist/Luke Cage package with Netflix. What do you guys think? Do any of those actors seem particularly perfect for the role? Shall I fetch you some smelling salts after all this excitement? Sound off below!

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18 Nov 23:23

18 "White Lady Saves The Day" Moments You Actually Need

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Quality.

Coming to theaters this fall, an uplifting and inspiring film about how people of color need a white person to teach them how to walk and chew bubble gum at the same time.

Ira Madison III / Via Walt Disney Studios

"White Lady Saves the Day" is a common trope where people of color's lives are teetering on the edge of despair... until a white person shows up to save them. Films such as Dangerous Minds, Finding Forrester, The Blind Side, and Freedom Writers employ this trope and it's all too likely it'll be seen again.

The stories are meant to come off as uplifting and inspiring, but instead only reinforce the idea that POC have no future without the help of a white savior. However, there are quite a few times when a POC would actually want a white person to intercede and save their lives. Here are those moments:

1. When you're about to read the latest ill-conceived viral thinkpiece about black culture but an intrepid editor deletes it before anyone can read it and fires the person who wrote it.

2. When your Film Studies teacher tries to make the class watch The Birth of a Nation because it's "innovative and groundbreaking" and a white person smashes the DVD into pieces and burns it.


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18 Nov 23:11

41 Pictures That Will Give You All The Feels

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Aaaaaaand I'm dead.

Sit down, because this might be too much to handle.

This little piglet's first visit to the beach.

This little piglet's first visit to the beach.

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And these two adorable cuddlers.

And these two adorable cuddlers.

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This baby elephant who just made a new best bud.

This baby elephant who just made a new best bud.

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And this baby beaver who is trying to break the universe with his cuteness.

And this baby beaver who is trying to break the universe with his cuteness.

Flickr: ifindkarma


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18 Nov 15:58

lord-kitschener: halcyon-ia: break the rules no gods no kings...

Krankota

Such good captioning.



lord-kitschener:

halcyon-ia:

break the rules

no gods no kings no masters

17 Nov 21:56

Times Of Day To Have Some Damn Peace And Quiet Around Here, Ranked

by Albert Burneko
Krankota

These are valuable Dad Truths.

Times Of Day To Have Some Damn Peace And Quiet Around Here, Ranked

When you are a Sad Dad, one of the things you spend the most time pining for—after, like, an actual grown-up date with your spouse, a window of more than five minutes in which to take a shower, and relief from the constant background awareness of your own bottomless inadequacy—is some damn peace and quiet. "Can we have some damn peace and quiet around here?" you are constantly muttering to yourself, and then sometimes bellowing to no one in particular, Dad-like, irrelevant, a demented buffalo lowing at grass for no reason and to no effect.

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14 Nov 19:29

I Shat Myself In A Lexus Press Car

by Neal Pollack

I Shat Myself In A Lexus Press Car

I was very excited when I saw that the Lexus GS450 hybrid was making an appearance on my weekly press-car schedule. While my fellow toilers on Automotive Grub Street fap themselves senseless over the Dodge Charger Challenger Hellspawn, I have different priorities. I love luxury, ease, fuel economy, and reliability.

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14 Nov 18:59

Watch The Denver Nuggets ‘Shake It Off’ In This Tremendous Parody Video

by isaacand
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So great.

I normally abhor parody videos, especially ones involving Taylor Swift. But I found myself watching this one until the end. And it’s got nothing to do with the mascot or the cheerleaders or the fact that “Shake It Off” is kinda catchy.

No sir. It’s Timofey Mosgov.

Watching a 7’1″ man wildly gesticulate in an awkward fashion is the reason the internet was invented. Thank you, Denver Nuggets. I needed that in my life.

14 Nov 18:55

Ears

by Reza

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13 Nov 22:14

21 Stock Photos That No One Will Ever Be Able To Use

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What.

WHAT ARE THESE EVEN FOR?

This woman, who has cut off the head of her twin sister, and then packed it like a piece of meat.

This woman, who has cut off the head of her twin sister, and then packed it like a piece of meat.

And why is she smiling? WHY IS ANYONE IN THIS PHOTO SMILING?

Getty Images/iStockphoto Nomadsoul1

This guy, who obviously knows what his lady is hiding behind her back already, judging from his helmet.

This guy, who obviously knows what his lady is hiding behind her back already, judging from his helmet.

Cool sexytime fun!

Getty Images/Hemera Werner Heiber

This woman, who is trying to steal someone's finger in chemistry class.

This woman, who is trying to steal someone's finger in chemistry class.

Getty Images/iStockphoto Stolk

This man, who is literally shaking the hand of the priest who is performing his funeral.

This man, who is literally shaking the hand of the priest who is performing his funeral.

Getty Images/iStockphoto Peeter Viisimaa


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13 Nov 14:37

Songs You’ll Never Hear On A Sufjan Stevens Album

by Mallory Ortberg

"Let's Talk About A Holiday That's Not Christmas Or About A Minor Polish Civic Hero"

"Colorado, Now That's An Interesting State"

"A Guitar, A Bass, And A Drum, That's All The Instruments I Need On This Song"

"The Gender Of The Person I'm Singing About Isn't Ambiguous At All"

"No Biblical References Here"

"Let's Have A Party, Not A Crisis Of Faith"

Read more Songs You’ll Never Hear On A Sufjan Stevens Album at The Toast.

12 Nov 20:55

Mario Can’t Withstand Luigi’s Sick Dance Moves in Weird Live Action Mario Kart Commercials - Do the Luigi! Swing your arms from side to side, now pop and lock.

by Dan Van Winkle
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So! Fucking! Weird!

It’s weird to see a real car company like Mercedes-Benz get put into Mario Kart with DLC, but it’s even weirder to see Mario characters get put into real Mercedes—mostly because of Luigi’s apparent double life as a member of NSYNC. Meanwhile, it looks like Mario’s been studying the death stare.

New Smash Bros. taunt, please:

luigidance

“Cry me a river, Mario.”

And there’s another with Peach, who isn’t having any of Mario’s turtle shell shenanigans.

That’s what he gets for using a green shell. A red one never would’ve missed like that. Rookie mistake.

(via Joystiq)

Previously in weird Nintendo things

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