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11 Jul 19:47

Aerosmith made more money from 'Guitar Hero' than from any one of its albums

by Brandon Ambrosino

Last year, Gizmodo's Matt Novak unearthed an old PC Magazine article highlighting a remarkable fact about the music industry: While Aerosmith has sold over 150 million albums and each member has an estimated fortune of well over $100 million, as of 2008, the majority of their money has come from … a video game.

Back in 2007, Aerosmith licensed 29 of its songs to Activision, the American video game publisher behind the uber-successful franchise Guitar Hero. One year later, in June 2008, Guitar Hero: Aerosmith went on sale and brought in over $25 million (almost 600,000 copies) in its first market week alone. To date, the video game has sold over 4 million copies. In contrast, Rolling Stone notes, Aerosmith's 2004 album Honkin' on Bobo only sold about 160,000 copies and grossed about $2 million in its first week of sales. According to Bobby Kotick, CEO of Activision, Aerosmith's "version of Guitar Hero generated far more in revenues than any Aerosmith album ever has."

This is part of a much broader trend of musicians getting less and less money from album or download sales and more and more from things like endorsements, cross-promotions, concerts, and video games. And it's a trend even big-name musicians are having trouble coming to terms with.

In summer 2014, in an editorial at the Wall Street Journal, Taylor Swift argued that, as my colleague Nilay Patel put it, "artists should make high upfront investments in their albums, and then set correspondingly high prices on them at retail." As Patel pointed out, that strategy doesn't really make sense in today's world. Album sales are tanking. As Rolling Stone notes, in 2014, only 257 million albums (CD, vinyl, and digital) were sold, which represents an 11 percent drop from 2013, which saw 289 millions albums sold. Equally disheartening for musicians: digital sales were down 9.4 percent from the previous year.

So how are musicians supposed to turn a profit? The real answer is probably something like Aerosmith's strategy. While in an era where it's basically free to create digital copies of songs, music itself isn't scarce at all, recognizable and marketable brands of the kind you can sell to, say, the makers of Guitar Hero are still scarce. An artist's brand is singularly her own, and as such, possesses incredible profit-making potential. In other words, Patel might be right: "being Taylor Swift is perhaps more valuable than Taylor Swift's music."

11 Jul 18:16

@Congressedits tweets anonymous Wikipedia edits from Capitol Hill

by Sean Gallagher
The @congressedits Twitter feed.

Ed Summers, an open source Web developer, recently saw a friend tweet about Parliament WikiEdits, a UK Twitter “bot” that watched for anonymous Wikipedia edits coming from within the British Parliament’s internal networks. Summers was immediately inspired to do the same thing for the US Congress.

“The simplicity of combining Wikipedia and Twitter in this way immediately struck me as a potentially useful transparency tool,” Summers wrote in his personal blog. “So using my experience on a previous side project [Wikistream, a Web application that watches Wikipedia editing activity], I quickly put together a short program that listens to all major language Wikipedias for anonymous edits from Congressional IP address ranges… and tweets them.”

The stream for the bot, @congressedits, went live a day later, and it now provides real-time tweets when anonymous edits of Wikipedia pages are made. Summers also posted the code to GitHub so that others interested in creating similar Twitter bots can riff on his work.

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11 Jul 14:46

Panicking over Android’s factory reset is (mostly) unwarranted

by Ron Amadeo
Selling your old phone online is exactly like prostitution.

The security outfit Avast has written up a breathless advertorial claiming that selling an old Android phone exposes all your personal data—even after a factory reset. The company bought 20 used phones off eBay that the sellers thought had been wiped out, but by using forensics techniques, Avast was able to recover the previous owner's data. The melodramatic descriptions of the leftover data includes "family photos of children," "photos of women in various stages of undress," and "selfies of what appear to be the previous owner’s manhood," along with the usual texts and e-mails. Like all Anti-virus company bulletins, the recommended solution is to install the company's product, in this case the freemium "Avast! Anti-Theft" app.

While the tone is definitely over-the-top, the issue raised is legitimate. It's something that affects most computers: there is a big difference between "deletion" and "secure erase." Deleting something—either a single file or a whole partition—usually involves changing an index that points to the thing, rather than deleting the thing itself. Since only the pointer to the bits is changed, and not the actual bits, recovery software can reconstruct the contents of the "deleted" information. While you could make every deletion or partition wipe physically erase the bits, this is usually a waste of time, and, on flash memory, it would reduce the life of the device.

"Secure erase," on the other hand, means using at least one (and sometimes more than one) method of actually removing or obfuscating data past the point of practical recovery. Sometimes this means overwriting the data on the storage medium multiple times; it could also mean encrypting the data and then deleting the encryption key. One way or another, "secure erase" denotes a more permanent form of erasure than just deleting the index or reference to a file.

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10 Jul 23:25

Car thief becomes first person to die in a Tesla Model S crash

by Chris Welch

Elon Musk can no longer say that no one's ever died in a Tesla automobile crash. But few people will be pointing fingers at the electric car maker for this senseless tragedy. Earlier this month, 26-year-old Joshua Slot managed to successfully ride off with a Model S he'd stolen from a Tesla service center in Los Angeles, but police quickly spotted the luxury vehicle and gave chase. According to Park Labrea News, the high-speed pursuit was eventually called off after officers were involved in a fender bender of their own, leaving the police department strained for resources and without any feasible way of catching up to Slot. Reports claim he was traveling at speeds of "nearly 100 mph," but losing the police tail apparently didn't...

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10 Jul 14:51

Homestar Runner was the greatest web cartoon ever, and it's back

by Todd VanDerWerff
Andrew

Man, these really take me back to 2002. T'was a glorious time of the internet.

As announced by co-writer Matt Chapman himself on The Jeff Rubin Jeff Rubin Show podcast, popular character Homestar Runner and all his pals are returning to star in more internet video things, most likely starting in the fall. The last Homestar Runner update was on April Fool's Day of this year and turns out to have been a trial balloon by Chapman and his brother Mike (who created the characters with Craig Zobel). The success of the video, the first on the site since 2010, convinced the Brothers Chaps (as they call themselves in directing gigs) that there was still an audience for Homestar content. And, yes, the new stuff will probably include at least one new Strong Bad email.

To fans of the influential program (which should include all right-thinking individuals), this is a pretty big deal. But the crazy thing about it is that Homestar Runner first began to attract serious attention way back in 2001 and hit its peak between roughly 2003 and 2006. This means that a) it's one of the few web series that people can actually feel nostalgic for and b) many of the people who watched this program as high school or college students now might have children of their own.

Fortunately, the childlike whimsy of the program is perfect to share with kids. They just might have some questions, which we have enumerated below. Please pretend the subheads are being read to you by a small child, if you don't have one handy. (Though, actually, if you are going to explain Homestar Runner to a small child, maybe leave out the parts about "unrestrained id" and "surrealism." Your 4-year-old is unlikely to be familiar with these concepts, as you surely know.)

First, however, some techno music, courtesy of Strong Bad.


What is Homestar Runner?

It was a website that collected a series of weird internet cartoons, animated in Flash, in the days when pretty much nobody was doing online animation or video (much less finding success at it). The cartoons were short and silly, and they were terrific at generating memes before people used the word "meme" all of the time. Just mention the word "Trogdor" around anyone who had access to an internet connection in the mid-2000s to understand what we mean.

Also, specifically, Homestar Runner was the site's main character, a basically good-hearted doofus who wandered around a vaguely suburban neighborhood with his friends and enemies.

But I haven't seen Homestar Runner in the clips you've posted, not really

That's because Homestar's popularity was quickly outstripped by his ostensible antagonist, Strong Bad, a guy who wore boxing gloves and a Mexican wrestling mask. Viewers could email him, and he would sometimes respond, in pithy, hilarious fashion. It was a whole thing.


Strong Bad was the unrestrained id the internet had always needed but didn't know it required. What made him palatable was that he lived in a world where he couldn't really accomplish much of anything. He might have been a "bad guy," but he lived in the middle of nowhere, making it that much harder to be truly villainous. He was the very definition of raising heck. Also, he had two hilarious brothers, named Strong Mad and Strong Sad, the latter of whom may be the Brothers Chaps' most vital contribution to the culture at large.

And all of this was before YouTube?

Yeah, basically. You can find all of Homestar and Strong Bad's adventures on YouTube now, but when the shorts were truly lighting up the web and appearing in more traditional media sources like Entertainment Weekly, the Chapmans were limited by hosting Flash cartoons on their own website. That they accomplished so much without a readymade platform (to say nothing of the fact that social media basically didn't exist yet) was an early testament to the ability of the internet to create entertainment of its own.

So the series was important and influential?

You betcha. In fact, it was so influential in the world of web video that the only concern worth having about the return of Homestar is whether the brothers (who've mostly been working in children's television in the past few years) will be able to stand out amid the huge number of shows that they've influenced. In particular, the show's voice — best described as influenced by pop culture, but not beholden to it, while embracing weird and whimsical surrealism — pops up all over YouTube. And that's to say nothing of television itself, where so many kids' shows feel like slightly longer versions of Strong Bad emails.

But the Brothers Chaps are smart, innovative dudes. It would be dumb to bet against them.

What's the best Homestar cartoon?

Unquestionably the Strong Bad email "Crazy Cartoon," which is the series at its most inventive and most hilarious. There are so many great jokes packed into a video less than three minutes long.


Wait. "Eh, Steve." Is this why my name is Steve?

You're very observant, son, and thank you for remembering this article was supposedly meant to be a dialogue between parent and child, a gimmick we didn't really keep up, come to think of it.

Let's watch one more video.


09 Jul 21:14

News: Divinity

by tim@cad-comic.com (Tim)
Andrew

Tom, if you ever got into video games more, this sounds like something you might like.

Should you be playing Divinity: Original Sin?

Hell yeah you should.

I love turn-based tactics games. I love good sandbox RPGs. I love co-op. Divinity: Original Sin has all of these things. It's a CRPG of the breed I grew up with. It is Baldur's Gate for today. With co-op.

I'm strictly playing it with a friend, but it's worth it even if you go it alone. There has got to be easily forty-plus hours of good gaming here. Let me tell you a little bit about it.

We started off by creating our characters. We got to fiddle with their appearance and, if we chose, everything else. We could tweak just about all the starting stats and talents and abilities. The first time through, it's probably best to use the preset classes as a guideline, but your second time through you'll have a total understanding of how to build the character you want.

The default setup is a man and a woman team, but you can do whatever you want. We chose sisters in battle, a stealthy Ranger and a 2H-wielding Knight.

The game is limited to 2 player co-op, and I think that's balanced appropriately. There is a mod that lets you start with 4-player co-op, but I imagine that would make the earlier game too easy... I don't know for sure though.

Over the course of the game, you not only chat and develop relationships with NPCS, but with eachother. You'll regularly have conversations that will change your stats based on your dialogue. Early on in the game, we came across a talking clam, that wanted to be thrown back into the ocean. My friend offered to do so. I suggested we kidnap him for the valuable pearl inside. We disagreed... she attempted to pursuade me with charm, and I attempted to persuade her with intimidation. At a stalemate, the game then threw us into a multi-round game of rock-paper-scissors to determine who would win the argument.

The Ranger won, we threw the clam into the ocean, and our stats adjusted accordingly.

The interplay and coordination between characters most certainly extends into battle. It's almost like Magicka in an RPG, in that all of the elements react to eachother. Fire ignites oil, water douses fire creating blinding steam. Characters that are wet will freeze and electrocute more easily, and fire will thaw frozen characters.

As a strong Knight, I may start a battle by throwing a heavy barrel of oil into the midst of our enemies, and then on my Ranger friend's turn, he'll shoot it with a fire arrow, causing an explosion for damage, and a giant patch of burning oil on the ground the enemies will need to circumnavigate. We heal eachother, we pick eachother up when we get knocked down, we strategize and prioritize.

And we die a lot. The game isn't easy. But we reload, try again with a different strategy, and conquer the challenge.

Just about all objects in the game are moveable/breakable. Depending on your strength, you can throw crates and barrels and chairs, either to get them out of your way, to damage an enemy, or even to create cover. We discovered early that archers can't shoot past crates, so when face with a group of ranged enemies, before starting the fight we'd round up boxes and barrels. Sometimes we'd need to carry them from pretty far away, throwing them to eachother leapfrog style to get them to our battleground. Once there, as the stronger character, I'd throw them into position to create a makeshift wall to hide behind. 

Then, once the fight was triggered and the game entered turn-based mode, we could duck behind the crates to force our archer foes move closer to get a shot, where I could then charge into melee with them.

Divinity is incredibly... open. It's one of those games where you can do almost anything you want, however you want. In town you can sneak, you can steal, you can pickpocket... any NPC in the game can be killed. Or rather, can be attacked, at least. Some of them are pretty powerful, so who knows what would be required to kill them. The point is though, it's possible. According to the devs, all of the quests can be completed in multiple ways, so the game will work around the death of a quest NPC.

It's also one of those more "hands off" games. There's no big tutorial explaining every little detail. There are some tooltips to guide you, but a lot of it you just figure out on your own. I like it when games do that. Crafting is, by and large, trial and error. Trying to combine things and seeing what happens. You can read books in the game which will give you recipes, and some direction, but otherwise, you're on your own.

At $40, this game is an absolute steal. The amount of fun to dollar ratio is crazy. Again, I still highly recommend finding a friend that is willing to play through it with you, but even alone I think you'll be hard pressed to find a better RPG of this nature this year.

09 Jul 20:27

Tongue-In-Cheek Video Pokes Fun at What Not To Do When Shooting a Wedding

by Gannon Burgett

Getting into wedding photography can be stressful. And if there’s one thing I’ve learned in my years of shooting weddings, it’s that if something can go wrong, it probably will. Of course, that doesn’t mean you can’t (or shouldn’t) minimize your risk of looking like an imbecile in front of everyone.

Here to help is a video from the Toronto Star’s MasterGlass series that shows off what not to do when photographing a wedding. In the video, Toronto Star photographer Randy Risling takes a tongue-in-cheek approach to showing you some typical faux pas.

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It’s as funny as it is informative, so be sure to give the three and a half-minute video a watch. And if you’d like to see the previous 54 MasterGlass videos, head on over to Toronto Star’s MasterGlass playlist on YouTube.

(via SLR Lounge)

09 Jul 18:37

George R.R. Martin says 'fuck you' to anyone who thinks he'll die before finishing 'Game of Thrones' series

by Chris Welch
Andrew

bwahahaha

George R.R. Martin isn't thrilled that some people are concerned he'll die before completing work on his A Song of Ice and Fire fantasy novel series. "I find that question pretty offensive, people speculating about my death and my health," said Martin, 65, in an interview with Swiss newspaper Tagesanzeiger. "So fuck you to those people." Merely saying it apparently wasn't enough; Martin also flipped the bird to make his feelings resoundingly clear. Martin has been slaving away on The Winds of Winter, the sixth novel, for some time now, but has refrained from offering fans a firm release date — or even a general window as to when they can expect it. He plans to wrap the series with a seventh novel, A Dream of Spring.

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09 Jul 15:37

Watch this woman imitate 17 different British accents flawlessly

by Brandon Ambrosino
Andrew

man, I love accents.

You know how you have that one friend who does impressions?

"Tohp o' the mohnin' tewya," he says, his voice slightly higher and his mouth slightly rounder than usual. When you finally ask which person he's impersonating, he answers that he's being a British person.

Well, in spite of what your comedian friend seems to believe, to say nothing of countless amateur Shakespeare troupes, there isn't one particular British accent. (That's kind of like saying that there's just one way of sounding American.)

When most of us think about "the way Brits talk," we think about a British dialect that linguists call Received Pronunciation (RP) — also known as BBC English. But as comedian Siobhan Thompson shows in this amazing video, there are more than a few ways of sounding like a British person. In fact, Thompson has 17 of them.

09 Jul 13:26

Here's the biggest company in every state

by Danielle Kurtzleben

What company dominates your state? It might not be all that big. According to this map, the results range from a tiny mining company worth just over $1 billion to the world's largest retailer.

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The map, based on companies' size by revenue and which states they are headquartered in, comes from the blog of Broadview Networks, a telecommunications company that serves the Northeast and Mid-Atlantic.

Aside from being fascinating to look at, the map is a reminder that some states have an embarrassment of riches when it comes to major corporations, whereas others have relatively little in the way of major businesses. West Virginia University Hospitals, for example, only brought in $1.4 billion in revenue in 2013, but it is represented here, as is Stillwater Mining Company ($1.03 billion). Meanwhile, massive, better recognized companies like Amazon or Goldman Sachs are overshadowed by other major companies in their home states — Costco and Verizon, respectively.

One thing to keep in mind, though, is that this analysis of the largest companies in each state depends on what kinds of companies you count — the state-owned Alaska Permanent Fund Corporation, for example, is counted as the largest company in Alaska.

09 Jul 13:22

Robots Gone Wild

by Jason Kottke

Rejection

I've had this page of misbehaving robot animated GIFs up in a tab for a few days now and every time it pops up on my screen, I watch all of them and then I laugh. That's it. Instant fun. The garbage truck is my favorite, but what gets me laughing the most is how exuberantly the ketchup squirting robot sprays its payload onto that hamburger bun.

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09 Jul 04:48

Avast Buys 20 Used Phones, Recovers 40,000 Deleted Photos

by Soulskill
Andrew

Apple's encryption strategy really is superior to Android's.

An anonymous reader writes: The used smartphone market is thriving, with many people selling their old devices on eBay or craigslist when it's time to upgrade. Unfortunately, it seems most people are really bad at wiping their phone of personal data before passing it on to a stranger. Antivirus company Avast bought 20 used Android phones off eBay, and used some basic data recovery software to reconstruct deleted files. From just those 20 phones, they pulled over 40,000 photographs, including 1,500 family pictures of children and over a thousand more.. personal pictures. They also recovered hundreds of emails and text messages, over a thousand Google searches, a completed loan application, and identity information for four of the previous owners. Only one of the phones had security software installed on it, but that phone turned out to provide the most information of all: "Hackers at Avast were able to identify the previous owner, access his Facebook page, plot his previous whereabouts through GPS coordinates, and find the names and numbers of more than a dozen of his closest contacts. What's more, the company discovered a lot about this guy's penchant for kink and a completed copy of a Sexual Harassment course — hopefully a preventative measure."

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08 Jul 21:46

Mesmerizing Slow Motion Shuttle Launch Compilation Set to ‘Armageddon’ Theme

by DL Cade
Andrew

I miss the Space Shuttle...

By combining slow-motion footage of the STS-124 and STS-117 shuttle launches captured from a plethora of different angles, and setting the resulting compilation to the theme from the 1998 blockbuster ‘Armageddon,’ this video uploaded to the AmericasSpaceShuttle YouTube channel in 2011 pulls you in and won’t let you go.

A mesmerizing visual journey into, as the description puts it, “one of the greatest technological feats ever displayed,” the video makes us pine for NASA’s glory days and hope for the day when we might get to see new footage of a new launch… maybe shot with something like the Phantom Flex4K?

Check out the video above to receive a dose of nostalgia for yourself, and if you haven’t had enough slow motion space shuttle footage after that, check out this documentary we shared back in December of 2010.

(via Doobybrain)

08 Jul 21:42

Ben Thompson: ‘Smartphone Truths and Samsung’s Inevitable Decline’

by John Gruber

Great piece by Ben Thompson:

Ultimately, though, Samsung’s fundamental problem is that they have no software-based differentiation, which means in the long run all they can do is compete on price. Perhaps they should ask HP or Dell how that goes.

Actually, it’s even worse than that. Samsung does offer its own software: TouchWiz, etc. But the overwhelming consensus from reviewers is that Samsung’s add-ons to Android make the system worse, not better. Samsung sees the need for software differentiation, but to date they’ve proven incapable of doing it well.

In fact, it turns out that smartphones really are just like PCs: it’s the hardware maker with its own operating system that is dominating profits, while everyone else eats themselves alive to the benefit of their software master.

Relevant piece from the DF archive, circa 2009: “Herd Mentality”.

08 Jul 20:18

GULP: Microsoft ending mainstream support for Windows 7 in early 2015

by Jacob Siegal
Andrew

haha, we just got all our workstations migrated to Win7 here at work. looks like we get to do this all over again sooner than we'd have liked. haha

Microsoft Windows 7 Support Deadline

The inevitable transition to Windows 8 continues unabated. Microsoft published an update on its support site on Tuesday with a list of products reaching the end of their Mainstream Support life cycles in the coming months, including Windows Server 2008, Exchange Server 2010 and most notably, Windows 7 Home, Professional, Starter, Enterprise and Ultimate.

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08 Jul 15:56

‘Selfies Anonymous’ Parody Takes On Our Favorite Instagram Clichés

by DL Cade

The didn’t-turn-off-the-flash mirror selfie, the plane wing cloud porn photograph, the ‘this is my office for the day’ humblebrag, overuse of hashtags… all of them make an appearance in this humorous parody sketch by comedians Tripp Crosby and Tyler Stanton.

Dubbed ‘Selfies Anonymous,’ the video imagines what “a 12-step group for people who struggle with selfies” would look like.

(via Laughing Squid)

08 Jul 15:54

Kickstarter is being flooded with Potato Salad knockoffs

by Brad Reed
Andrew

Of course it is...

Potato Salad Kickstarter Knockoffs

When we first brought you word about the amazing Potato Salad Kickstarter project last week, it had only raised $300. Less than a week later, we see that Potato Salad has now raised a mind-melting $36,000 — and it still has 25 more days to go. Unsurprisingly, the freakish success of Potato Salad has led to a slew of knockoff projects that are looking to capitalize on the success of what might be the most profitable Internet joke in world history.

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07 Jul 20:10

A questionable currency exchange may be tearing Dogecoin apart

by Jacob Kastrenakes
Andrew

That's too bad.

The digital currency Dogecoin and the Reddit community surrounding it are famous for their generosity and lighthearted naturebut The Daily Dot reports that the two may be turning into something quite different. In a long report on the progress of Dogecoin, the Dot notes that trading and value are on the decline. And beyond that, it finds that there appears to be a questionable currency exchange at the center of a growing distrust among the Dogecoin community. Head over to the article for details on how the exchange Moolah has managed to both bring new attention to Dogecoin and contribute to its community's decline.

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07 Jul 20:09

Colorado offered free birth control — and teen abortions fell by 42 percent

by German Lopez
Andrew

I need y'all to tell me how I feel about this.

Colorado's Department of Public Health and Environment is seeking more funding to continue a privately funded birth control program that has, by several measures, been a startling success.

The program, known as the Colorado Family Planning Initiative, provides intrauterine devices (IUDs) or implants at little to no cost for low-income women at family planning clinics in Colorado. It contributed to a 40 percent drop in Colorado's teen birth rate and a 42 percent drop in the state's teen abortion rate between 2009 and 2013, according to state data reported by the New York Times's Sabrina Tavernise.

Young women served by the family planning clinics also accounted for about three-fourths of the overall decline in Colorado's teen birth rate. And the infant caseload for Colorado WIC, a nutrition program for low-income women and their babies, fell by 23 percent from 2008 to 2013.

"This initiative has saved Colorado millions of dollars," Gov. John Hickenlooper said in a July 2014 statement. "But more importantly, it has helped thousands of young Colorado women continue their education, pursue their professional goals and postpone pregnancy until they are ready to start a family."

But the program has long drawn criticisms from social conservatives, who argue that it could encourage promiscuity. Since teens don't need to be accompanied by an adult to obtain contraceptives at the facilities, critics also say the initiative undermines parental rights. And some opponents reject the states' numbers altogether. Lawmakers in Colorado's Republican-controlled Senate made similar arguments when they blocked public funding for the program earlier this year.

Colorado's drop in teen births is part of a nationwide decline in the teen birth rate. The decline can be attributed to teenage boys having less sex, but it also correlates with an increase in long-lasting, reversible contraceptive use among teens.

Still, Colorado's teen birth rate seems to be declining much more quickly than its peers' rates, as this chart from University of Maryland sociologist Philip Cohen shows:

Between 2008 and 2012, the state went from the 29th-lowest teen birth rate in the nation to the 19th-lowest. And while one-fifth of women ages 18 to 44 in Colorado now use a long-acting birth control method, about 7 percent of US women in the same age group did from 2011 to 2013, according to Centers for Disease Control and Prevention data.

But the private grant that has sustained the program is starting to run out — and state lawmakers don't seem interested in filling the gap with public funds, leaving its future uncertain.

07 Jul 20:06

Humor: Photography-Themed T-Shirt Tells Everybody that You “Shoot People”

by DL Cade
Andrew

I can't see this ending well for some people.

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Lovers of fun photography T-Shirts are gonna enjoy this one. A common play on words in the photo community, this shirt from Teespring warns innocent bystanders that you “shoot people,” and then goes a step further by letting them know that you also “sometimes cut off their head.”

Not something we suggest you wear through, say, airport security (or to an amusement park…) the shirt is sure to please the photo nerd in your life.

If you’d like your own, head over to the Teespring website and be ready to drop between $22 and $25 depending on the size you want. But don’t wait too long to make the decision. As of this writing, the shirt will only be available for the next 1 day, 12 hours, 20 minutes and 50 seconds, 49, 48, 47… you get the point.

(via The Phoblographer)

07 Jul 20:05

Isis mobile wallet will rebrand to avoid sharing name with violent militant group

by Chris Welch
Andrew

whoops!

Isis is facing an identity crisis. The company behind the mobile wallet app has announced it will rebrand to avoid sharing its name with the brutally violent extremist group ISIS, or the Islamic State of Iraq and the Levant. Its fighters are directly responsible for thousands of gruesome deaths — many of them civilian — across Iraq and Syria in recent months.

"We have no interest in sharing a name with a group whose name has become synonymous with violence and our hearts go out to those who are suffering," said Isis CEO Michael Abbott. "Changing a brand is never easy, but we know this is the right decision – for our company, our partners and our customers." A new brand has not yet been chosen, but Abbott said the company will provide...

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07 Jul 18:28

The funniest thing you’ll see today: Kids react to the Game Boy

by Zach Epstein
Kids React To Game Boy

The Fine Brothers' YouTube series on kids, teens and elders reacting to various things is always good for a laugh, and we try to let you know each time a new tech-related topic pops up. In their latest installment, the Fines presented a group of kids with something that really helps illustrate the divide between tech of the past and modern devices: a Game Boy.

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07 Jul 18:23

How much does Metal matter to iOS developers? A ton, apparently

by Mike Wehner
For anyone who hasn't dabbled in the rendering capabilities of Apple's iOS devices, the announcement of Metal -- the new API that Apple claims will offer greater power for games than ever before -- was cool, but that's about it. But for the team...
07 Jul 18:21

Testing Samsung 850 Pro Endurance & Measuring V-NAND Die Size

by Kristian Vättö

Last week Samsung announced the 850 Pro, which is the first mainstream SSD to utilize 3D V-NAND. We already reviewed the drive and covered the fundamentals of V-NAND in detail but there is one thing I did not have the time to test: endurance. 

07 Jul 15:19

Star Wars seemed more like Alien in its initial trailer

by Todd VanDerWerff
Andrew

John Williams is the man!

The first two teaser trailers for the upcoming Star Wars: Episode VII — The Force Awakens have proved one thing conclusively: music matters when it comes to blockbusters.

In The Dissolve's excellent list of the top 50 blockbusters of all time, the film site's editorial director, Keith Phipps, in a longer blurb on Star Wars points out how so much of what made the film great stemmed from director George Lucas surrounding himself with excellent collaborators.

To bring the film to life, Lucas selected favorite elements from a lifetime of omnivorous reading and movie-watching-from Joseph Campbell to Akira Kurosawa to World War II dramas-then filtered those elements into a space opera that paid homage to the thrill-a-minute movie serials of the 1930s and '40s. Along the way, he chose brilliant collaborators like conceptual artist Ralph McQuarrie, sound designer Ben Burtt, and composer John Williams, without whom Star Wars might have become a drastically different movie. (The Williams-free first trailer, for instance, suggests a far eerier experience.)

Phipps is dead-on about that first trailer. Watch above to see how strange the film seems without the famous blast of Williams's triumphant score.

Williams is one of only four or five musicians who could lay claim to being the greatest film composer of all time, and even if he doesn't come out on top in your own personal estimation, he's responsible for some of the most instantly iconic bits of film music ever. The theme from Jurassic Park. The flying theme from E.T. The theme from Superman. He's even responsible for the ominous theme from Jaws, which is now convenient shorthand for cinematic terror. How many other composers can create such a primal, gut-churning emotion with just two notes?

And without him, Star Wars seems more like Alien than it does the movie we know and love. It's weird and ominous and filled with strange creatures. The camera slowly zooms in on the title of the film. The soundscape is empty, haunted. And the announcer's tone suggests we're about to settle in for a very spooky tale of outer-space strangeness. It's not a very enticing pitch for one of the most successful films ever made.

It's interesting to contemplate Star Wars without Williams, because it reminds us of how all films are one bad choice away from being unwatchable. How many great movies would have been terrible with a different actor, or a different editor, or even a different hair and makeup team? And how many bad movies were just one dumb choice away from being masterpieces?

Ah, you've waited long enough after watching that trailer. Here's the fanfare you know and love.

07 Jul 13:56

Apple and Google move computing forward in identical-yet-incompatible ways

by Andrew Cunningham
Google's Sundar Pichai demonstrates a phone call on your Android phone popping up on your Chromebook.
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I attended both Apple's and Google's developer conference keynotes last month, and I experienced strong deja vu on more than one occasion. Both companies talked about design and consistency. Both companies talked about improving back-end services. And both companies talked about new initiatives to make stuff on your phone appear seamlessly on your tablet or laptop.

"Users almost always have a smartphone with them, including when they are using a Chromebook," said Google's Sundar Pichai. "So we want to increasingly connect those experiences together, so they have a seamless experience across their devices."

At or around the time the Android L release comes out this fall, this means your phone and your Chromebook are going to be able to share even more stuff than they already do. If you have your phone with you, it can unlock your Chromebook (and if you have your smartwatch with you, it can unlock your phone). If you get a call or a text or your battery is running low, you'll be told about it on your Chromebook. Some Android apps are even going to be able to run in Chrome OS, though Google didn't talk much about the technical details.

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07 Jul 12:33

Seinfeld is finally streaming online. Here are 5 ways it changed television.

by Todd VanDerWerff

Seinfeld, which turned 25 in 2014, is now available to stream online, in its entirety, thanks to Hulu. The series is self-evidently one of the most influential television programs ever made; when it debuted in 1989 it entered a sitcom landscape that was still shaking off the last cobwebs of the 1970s sitcom revolution, and it suggested, boldly, that sitcoms didn't need to be about important issues or even use traditional storytelling methods to be great. Instead, they could just focus on the minutiae of life, the little bits and pieces of larger things that add up to form our points of view. It was a show that reveled in detritus.

Easy to miss in all of that, however, were all of the ways that Seinfeld influenced TV via its underpinnings. Jerry Seinfeld's observational humor affected many other shows of the era (as well as many that premiered long after the series had ended). The "single people living in the big city" premise became the centerpiece of seemingly every other sitcom. But Seinfeld was so huge that it influenced television in many smaller ways, too. Here are five of them.

1) Seinfeld changed the way sitcom stories are written

It's not terribly exciting to think about television in terms of its story structure — the storylines, scenes, and raw dramatic beats that make up any given episode of TV — but Seinfeld's impact on television comedy is actually most pronounced in this arena. The famous "show about nothing" pitch obscured just how much structural work was going on beneath the show's hood. Prior to Seinfeld, most sitcoms broke down into an A-story and a B-story, and the surrounding material could take the form of a so-called "runner," a joke that continued throughout the episode and told a very loose story but didn't do much more than that.

Particularly in its best episodes, Seinfeld blew all of that up. Even in an episode like the famous "The Contest" (the one with the competition to see which of the central foursome can go the longest without masturbating), each of the four characters has their own storyline, all four of which converge in the final moments to create a whole that's larger than its parts. The best Seinfeld episodes are marvels of story structure, with jokes and storylines dovetailing and tucking into each other in ways that can be as thrilling as any twist in a plot-heavy drama.

This approach has become incredibly common since Seinfeld left the air. In particular, it's useful to look at Arrested Development, one of the show's most obvious heirs and one where individual episodes could contain up to nine stories (one for each regular character) that collided by the time the episode ended. Not every show uses the Seinfeld structure (and some, like Everybody Loves Raymond, used structures that were deliberately as little like Seinfeld as possible), but the series gave other shows the option of pursuing far more than the typical two stories per episode.

2) It made us want to watch self-involved jerks

Matt Zoller Seitz made this point ably over at Vulture last week: while much of the credit for the age of antiheroes — which TV is just exiting — often gets placed at the feet of The Sopranos, Seinfeld was just as much of an influence. Writes Seitz:

Seinfeld's impact resonated beyond comedy. Its serene belief that characters did not have to be likable as long as they were interesting foreshadowed a change in TV drama that wouldn't settle until the late '90s, when HBO turned a show about violent gangsters into an award-winning hit. We tend to forget that the first coldly expedient hero to anchor an influential, long-running series named after him wasn't Tony Soprano. It was Jerry Seinfeld.

Yet look beyond just Jerry, and you see that Seinfeld is filled with the sorts of self-involved jerks who would drive many of the best TV shows of the last decade. Seinfeld is perhaps the earliest series to essentially dare the audience to identify with its characters by seeing their own worst traits reflected in them. It believed it could do this simply by crafting characters who were as interesting and funny as possible. It was mostly right.

Take the character of George, perhaps the show's most compelling, most loathsome figure. We empathize with George because we recognize in his character all of the times we've been unable to escape our own limitations and weaknesses. But look at him from another perspective, and he's a ‘90s riff on what we might now call "nice guy syndrome." And the show endlessly mocks him for it!

George essentially believes he deserves to have sex with a beautiful woman because he's a white guy living in modern America, and when he doesn't succeed (but Jerry or Kramer does), he grows ever more petulant. He doesn't particularly want to strive to succeed. He just wants life handed to him on a silver platter. That was the kind of character TV hadn't really seen before Seinfeld hit the air, but it's also the kind of character who's everywhere now, and often on shows that don't realize Seinfeld worked because the joke was much more often on George (or Jerry or Kramer or Elaine) than it was on anybody else.

3) Elaine Benes is a tremendously influential female character

Funny women in control of their own destinies existed on television before Elaine, but Elaine was the first one who was simply allowed to unapologetically be whatever she wanted to be. Even a short year before Seinfeld debuted, a show like Murphy Brown had to essentially center everything on the fact that its protagonist was a single woman making her way through her life and work. Also worth considering is the Jamie Lee Curtis and Richard Lewis vehicle Anything But Love, which debuted a few months before Seinfeld and had much in common with it (including a large number of scenes set in diners during which Curtis and Lewis discussed the oddities of modern life), but constantly felt the need to make Curtis's arc largely about her romantic prospects or lack thereof.

Elaine was different. Many of her stories were about her love life, but she also had weird jobs and got just as involved in the shenanigans of a given episode as any of the male characters. Thanks to the work of Julia Louis-Dreyfus, one of the great comedic actresses of American television, Elaine could be both deeply weird and deeply feminine. TV hadn't known a character like her before, and she paved the way for everyone from Leslie Knope to Hannah Horvath.

4) It predicted the growing whiteness of network television

Little of this is Seinfeld's fault; television's whiteness has far more to do with the Clinton-era repeal of the Financial Interest and Syndication Rules (a subject for another time). But it's worth pointing out that the centerpiece of NBC's very diverse 1980s Thursday sitcom lineup was The Cosby Show, while Seinfeld was the centerpiece of its very white 1990s Thursday sitcom lineup. It more or less made sense for Seinfeld to be as white as it was. The show was, after all, famously rejected by audience testers, and NBC's Brandon Tartikoff worried it was "too New York, too Jewish." It was, to a real degree, about four people who were incredibly limited in their perceptions and worldviews, so a certain amount of tunnel vision made sense.

But Seinfeld was also the unlikely beneficiary of the fact that the television landscape was changing. By its final season, the series was a mega-hit, watched by large numbers of people in all demographics. However, in its early years, it struggled in the ratings, kept alive by critical acclaim and awards attention, sure, but also because the people who were watching it were more demographically desirable to advertisers. And what that usually means is young white people with lots of money who live in cities.

As that demographic was targeted with more and more focus in years to come, it would lead to shows with fewer and fewer people of color, shows that could be good (Friends or Girls) or bad (the many, many Seinfeld clones of the mid-'90s) but still shows that were overwhelmingly about a bunch of white, affluent people who never had to worry about anything but the trivial details of life. What felt revolutionary on Seinfeld quickly curdled into something harder and harder to stomach on the many shows it inspired.

5) It heralded the death of the multi-camera sitcom

When television experts talk about a "multi-camera" sitcom, what they mean is a sitcom that functions almost as a filmed play, with multiple cameras (usually four) in fixed positions capturing the action of a sitcom taping, usually in front of a live audience. Think of the difference in presentation between Cheers (a very classical multi-camera sitcom) and Modern Family (which is what is usually called a "single-camera" sitcom and is presented much more cinematically than theatrically). The evolutionary history of the sitcom format can be split into two periods, with Seinfeld as a rough dividing line.

NBC actually forced creators Seinfeld and Larry David to make the show a multi-camera, but once the two were committed to doing so, they essentially broke all of the established rules of how multi-camera sitcoms worked, twisting and bending them so far that the multi-camera sitcom had essentially nowhere else to go if writers wanted to continue to innovate.

The longer the show ran, the more single-camera sequences it inserted into the action. (Think, for instance, of all of those scenes with characters walking down city streets, which were pre-taped and aired for the studio audience, instead of being presented live on stage.) And the longer it ran, the more it broke those stories up into smaller and smaller pieces, presaging the joke-a-second pace most single-camera sitcoms run at today.

And yet Seinfeld stands as a testament to how good multi-camera sitcoms can be at their best. Several of the show's sequences would only work in the more theatrical trappings of the multi-cam, and the performers' broadness was also given greater latitude by the format.

Think of the famous story George tells about removing a golf ball from a whale's blowhole. On a single-camera sitcom, that might be presented to the audience as it happened. On Seinfeld, which was limited in how much location filming it could do, the story becomes a yarn for Jason Alexander to spin, and that makes all the difference in terms of humor.

Seinfeld left big shoes for the sitcom to fill. Some (like Raymond) might have returned to a more deliberately classical vibe. But others pushed past it and found that the only territory left to explore involved finding new ways to film these sorts of shows. Seinfeld might have been something of an endpoint for lots of different sitcom techniques, but it was also the beginning of many, many others.

07 Jul 12:26

Banish Mouse Lag in Video Games With Microsoft's Fix It Tool

by Mihir Patkar

Banish Mouse Lag in Video Games With Microsoft's Fix It Tool

Windows 8: If your mouse is lagging in your favorite PC games, Microsoft has a free tool that can fix it.

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06 Jul 19:05

These 3 clips will convince you Nathan For You is TV's funniest show

by Todd VanDerWerff
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Just... wow. I couldn't watch much - it was just too awkward!

Nathan For You, which began its second season last night on Comedy Central, is one of TV's funniest shows. (In fact, in these long summer TV comedy doldrums, it pretty much is TV's funniest show.) In it, comedian Nathan Fielder, who "graduated from one of Canada's top business schools with really good grades" (as per his opening narration), uses that business expertise to help struggling businesses turn things around. Except, because he's also a comedian, Fielder mostly just convinces these businesses to pull off wacky stunts that he sells them on using his trademark deadpan (and he can be very deadpan).

Here's a short clip showing off that deadpan and the show's skewed sense of humor. These two minutes may be the most delightful of your day.

All of this could come across as mean, but Fielder has an expert command of tone that ensures that the joke is always on him, not on the business owners who get swept up into his plans. The show also works because it's a pretty terrific spoof of those "save our business" reality shows that have taken over the basic cable lineup in recent years, and also because it has an appealing earnestness to it that means nothing ever gets too hard to take. Fielder, strange as he may seem, really does seem to want to help these people, and it's possible that by putting their businesses on TV, he's doing just that.

Not convinced? Here are some more videos to make the show's case.

Here, Fielder tries to help a frozen yogurt store proprietor by convincing him to sell "poo" flavored yogurt. The end is priceless.

And here, in a clip from last night's season premiere, Fielder attempts to help a realtor appeal to people who believe in ghosts by ensuring a property she sells is ghost-free.

Should you want to watch more, you can find almost everything from the show's run on its YouTube page, and you can watch full episodes on the Comedy Central website and app.

Or you could just watch it on television! Nathan For You airs Tuesday nights on Comedy Central at 10:30 p.m. Eastern.

05 Jul 22:12

THANK YOU, GOOGLE! Google won't let Samsung bring TouchWiz to Android Wear

by Brad Reed
Google Android Wear TouchWiz

Great news for people who love the "stock Android" experience: Google isn't letting Samsung or any other third-party OEMs muss it up on Android Wear, Android Auto or Android TV. In an interview with Ars Technica, Google engineering director David Burke said that OEMs won't be able to alter these new Android platforms in the same way that they can alter Android on smartphones and tablets with overlays such as Samsung's TouchWiz or HTC's Sense.

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