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06 Jun 22:46

Olivia Munn & Aaron Rodgers Dating, Hold Hands After PDA Packed Brunch (Exclusive Pics)

by Just Jared
Rachel

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Olivia Munn & Aaron Rodgers Dating, Hold Hands After PDA Packed Brunch (Exclusive Pics)

Olivia Munn and her hunky boyfriend, Green Bay Packers star Aaron Rodgers, pack on the PDA after grabbing brunch at La Conversation on Friday morning (June 6) in West Hollywood, Calif.

The cute new couple stole a few happy glances at each other and shared a romantic kiss before getting into their car.

PHOTOS: Check out the latest pics of Olivia Munn

The Newsroom actress, 33, and NFL football star, 30, were last spotted dining with a group of friends at Nobu Malibu on May 10. They were also photographed presenting together at the 2014 Country Music Awards in Las Vegas back on April 6.

Olivia and The Killing‘s Joel Kinnaman split a few months ago after being together for two years.

FYI: Olivia is wearing a Twenty tee.

Super cute couple alert!

31 May 03:32

Newswire: These monkey brain bowls are Kali-Maaarvelous

by Katie Rife
Rachel

OMFG. Want.

Short of a tableside viewing of Cannibal Holocaust, there’s no better way to separate the squeamish from the decadent and depraved than the new Monkey Brains Bowl from Firebox. Just in time for Indiana Jones And The Temple Of Doom’s thirtieth anniversary (a fact that is definitely not lost on the Firebox copy writing team—their pitch opens with “your body is a temple, a temple of doom”), this questionably tasteful but undeniably hilarious vessel retails for $58.59, comes complete with a hairy skull cap lid “to keep your food hot or cold,” and would look great filled with red Jell-O, strawberry jam, borscht, extra chunky salsa, or tuna tartare. Smelling salts are not included. 

30 May 22:48

Great Job, Internet!: James McAvoy and Michael Fassbender charm Patrick Stewart and Ian McKellen with impressions

by Caroline Siede
Rachel

I want more! These four BFFs crack me up!

Easily the best thing to come out of the first X-Men film was the beginnings of the Patrick Stewart/Ian McKellen friendship that has since taken the Internet by storm. Years later X-Men: First Class provided a catalyst for the charming off-screen chemistry between its stars James McAvoy and Michael Fassbender. Now X-Men: Days Of Future Past has reunited all four actors, not just onscreen, but in real life as well.

In a new Yahoo interview, Stewart and McKellen are paired off with their younger counterparts and ask the lads to do impressions. It’s difficult to pinpoint the most delightful moment in this short video. Is it Fassbender and McKellen cracking themselves up?  Is it the way Stewart giddily reacts to McAvoy’s impression? Is it McKellen slipping into Fassbender’s posture?

Ultimately, however, the most charming thing is probably the fact that McAvoy inadvertently reveals the depth of ...

30 May 03:14

Sandra Bullock Steps Out After Chris Evans Romance Rumors

by Just Jared
Rachel

Oooh, I like this rumor! She deserves the Cap.

Sandra Bullock Steps Out After Chris Evans Romance Rumors

Sandra Bullock wears a short dress while leaving her son Louis‘ school on Thursday afternoon (May 29) in Los Angeles.

The 49-year-old actress was seen carrying an arts and crafts project that said “Louis, you are awesome” on it.

PHOTOS: Check out the latest pics of Sandra Bullock

Rumors started swirling that day that Sandra is becoming romantically involved with Captain America actor Chris Evans following some sightings of the pair over the last couple months. We will have to wait and see if this becomes a serious relationship!

28 May 20:00

LeVar Burton Just Successfully Kickstarted Reading Rainbow [Updated]

by Lindsey Weber

LeVar Burton's Reading Rainbow: First it was on your TV, then your iPad, and now (hopefully, with the help of Kickstarter funds) it'll be on the web. For free! Burton hopes that with $1 million, he can continue the legacy of the bookish show: "Reading Rainbow’s digital collection already contains hundreds of books and video field trips … but with your help, we’ll be able to make the Reading Rainbow library available on more of the devices modern kids use to consume content." He promises to provide the library to "over 1,500 schools," and if you give him $350, he'll follow you on Twitter (and you'll be doing a mitzvah and all of that, too).

Update: Not only did Burton and his Reading Rainbow team meet their $1 million goal, they've already surpassed it. With 34 days still left to go, the Reading Rainbow Kickstarter is at $1.6 mllion and counting. Someone better start doing their reward package Twitter shout-outs now

(You can still!) help support Reading Rainbow on Kickstarter.

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Filed Under: reading rainbow ,levar burton ,kickstarter ,tv ,books ,take a look it's in a book

28 May 13:21

Colorado Snow "Ribbon"

by Lisa Marcus
Rachel

neat.


Cathy Hartt of Montrose, Colorado was on a morning walk with her dog on May 12, 2014. At a playground in Buckley Park, Hartt observed what I'm choosing to call for this article a "snow ribbon." A thin layer of snow had accumulated on a playground slide and, later, slid to the ground in a perfect shape that reminds me of that hard candy called "ribbon candy," which has colored stripes (Christmas colors during the holidays). Later the same day, Hartt posted her photo on the Facebook page of 7NEWS KMGH in Denver. It received over 35,000 Facebook "likes" and was shared on close to 16,000 pages.

Via Twisted Sifter

25 May 03:07

The Internet Citizenship Test

by Miss Cellania
Rachel

I got 5/10. Apparently I was doing it all wrong in the 90s.

Were you surfing the internet in the 1990s? You might remember some of the classic flash animations, websites, and memes in the Internet Citizenship Test. Then again, that was a long time ago, in which case it’s just a reminder for you. Here in 2014, it’s hard to believe some of the things that used to make us laugh. And it’s also hard to believe that the ‘90s were that long ago.

No, you don’t have to have been around that long to be an internet citizen, but as in other citizenship tests, you need to know some of the history of your new homeland. I got 8 out of 10, just enough to keep my citizenship. -via b3ta

22 May 19:01

Have You Forgotten What Happened in the Previous 6 X-Men Movies? Here’s a 3-Minute Recap

by Abraham Riesman
Rachel

Yes. I've seen all the movies multiple times but I forget so easily...


Ah, the X-Men movies: a series so complicated that it's using a time-travel plotline to simplify the franchise. Since 2000, there have been six movies starring everyone's favorite feared/hated/misunderstood superheroes, each one piling on more and more interlocking plotlines and characters (who, just to make things even more confusing, are periodically recast with different actors). With the seventh installment, X-Men: Days of Future Past, on the way this weekend, we thought we'd try to make things simple for you by getting you up to speed on the story so far. In this video, watch us use our mutant powers of summarization to recap the important parts of the X-Men series in three minutes. Call it x-planatory journalism. (Sorry, sorry, sorry.)

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Filed Under: x-men ,wolverine ,days of future past ,movies ,videos ,x-plainers ,comics ,superheroes ,recap ,candy

22 May 01:46

Happy The Happy Meal's Dark Past

by Zeon Santos
Rachel

Nightmare.

Now that McDonalds has introduced us to their newest appetite suppressant marketing campaign mascot Happy the anthropomorphic Happy Meal the interwebs have responded in turn by revealing Happy’s sordid past.

This eye opening exposé shows the kind of company Happy used to keep, namely clowns who crave human flesh rather than burgers, bag headed slashers and dead girls who crawl out of wells.

It’s the kind of scandal large corporations like McDonalds hate to have exposed, and may spell disaster for the burger mongers when their young target audience can’t sleep at night because they're affraid Happy might be lurking under their bed!

-Via The Soup

15 May 13:42

Go, Ninja, Go! - A Classic Tale Of Driving While Mutant

by Zeon Santos
Rachel

If someone bought this for me, they'd be my bff for life. Waaa!!


Go, Ninja. Go! by Blueswade

Go, go ninja go, go! Ninja be good! The radical heroes in a half shell look cool whether they're walking around town looking all slick in CGI, or when they're looking like something out of an old kid's book while driving a far out rumble rod. He may not look like the Teenage Turtles you know and love, but this rockin' reptile can rumble with the best of 'em, and when he puts the pedal to the metal boy can he go, daddy-o!

Keep your geeky wardrobe classic with this Go, Ninja Go! t-shirt by Blueswade, it's the doggone coolest way to show your love of ninja turtles and things that go, go, GO!

Visit Blueswade's official website and Facebook, then check out his NeatoShop for more rockin' designs:

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Are you a professional illustrator or T-shirt designer? Let's chat! Sell your designs on the NeatoShop and get featured in front of tons of potential new fans on Neatorama!

15 May 13:39

Little boy saved by cat does adorable TV interview (video)

by John Aravosis
Rachel

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I reported yesterday on the amazing story of little 4 year old Jeremy Triantafilo who was viciously attacked and dragged by a neighbor’s dog, when suddenly Jeremy’s own cat, Tara, came running to the rescue, attacking the dog, and ultimately chasing it away.

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Jeremy ended up with some pretty bad bite marks, and stitches, but fortunately was okay.

There’s more on the story now, including the name of the boy, and the fact that the dog will apparently be put to sleep, after a ten-day period to make sure it doesn’t have any illnesses.  The dog is an 8-month old puppy, a lab/chow mix.  The owners were leaving to go out and the dog slipped away from them.

Jeremy and Tara did an interview after the attack. It’s not terribly informative, and is awfully cute:

As for Tara, one of the readers noticed that the cat basically body-blocked the dog. So I went and looked back at the original video from the homeowner’s security camera, and put in slow-motion, and you can see the cat basically attack the dog head-on, then turn sideways and slam it. It’s pretty amazing.

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15 May 02:34

Newswire: Neil Patrick Harris says he was offered The Late Show

by Marah Eakin
Rachel

I feel like he's kind of a shit for saying this...maybe I've just had too much wine and a really bad day.

In a stunning blow to Stephen Colberts everywhere, Neil Patrick Harris says he was offered The Late Show With David Letterman, but turned it down. Harris told Howard Stern that CBS head Les Moonves asked him during some very preliminary talks whether he’d be interested in taking over for Letterman. Harris says he declined, saying he “knew what [his] skill sets were.” He also thought he’d “get bored of the repetition fast,” saying he’d have no “interest in doing monologue, commercial, sketch, guest, guest, guest, musical act, good night.” 

Still, Harris says he would be open to doing another sort of late-night show, specifically a variety program (like Maya Rudolph). But he’d prefer it to be weekly, because he’d like to have time to prep and pre-tape segments, as well as to create excitement among both audiences and guests. Harris says CBS and Moonves expressed ...

13 May 15:55

A Cthulhuian Font You Can Download And Use To Summon Strange Beings

by Zeon Santos

When the Great Old Ones have something to say they don’t wanna speak no English, they want a language that properly conveys their slime drenched derision for mankind, a language that makes humans think of tentacles and strange polyp shaped beings when they hear it being spoken aloud.

Few mortals have ever had the temerity to speak the names of the Great Old Ones aloud, much less try to speak in their native tongue, but a foolish mortal calling himself StapletonMcTavish has unlocked the secret of the Cthulhuian alphabet and he has released it upon mankind via the internet.

Download it, craft tales with it, and pray its very presence doesn't drive you insane!

06 May 02:04

SyFy Is Developing The Magicians for TV

by Amanda Dobbins
Rachel

Hmm.


Long ago, in 2011, an adaptation of Lev Grossman's delightful fantasy series The Magicians was in the works at Fox. That project has moved to Syfy, with new writers, which is great with us as long as they keep the hard drinking and the demon tattoos. And the sex. Oooh, and Cozy Horse. Also, friendly reminder: The third book comes out this August, so start reading now, if you haven't.

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Filed Under: books ,adaptations ,lev grossman ,the magicians ,tv ,syfy

03 May 23:44

Check Out the Trailer for Outlander, Coming to Starz

Rachel

I do not agree with the music for this trailer.



Starz has today debuted both the trailer for and three new images from Starz' upcoming series, "Outlander". Check them all out below!
02 May 13:49

Newswire: Game Of Thrones is already taking away its most adorable character yet

by Sean O'Neal
Rachel

Richard, it's safe to watch again.

In keeping with Game Of Thrones’ tendency to introduce characters you grow to love only to cruelly snatch them away, both Vulture and Entertainment Weekly have confirmed that we have likely seen the last this season of Ser Pounce, cockblocking cat of Tommen, heir to the Iron Throne. Ser Pounce’s appearance on Sunday was brief yet memorable, popping up just in time to quash any possible stirrings of romance between Tommen and Margaery—just as cats have done in all kingdoms, throughout the history of time. It was also his last for the foreseeable future, as HBO has said he’s not in any of the six remaining episodes in the fourth season, and there’s “no word” on whether he’ll ever be back. (For what it’s worth, Ser Pounce does factor into George R.R. Martin’s later books. Spoiler: He does cat things.) Anyway, fans ...

29 Apr 03:32

Craig Ferguson Leaving 'Late Late Show' in December

by Just Jared
Rachel

You knew this would be happening...now I'm sad all over again. Craig Ferguson made the whole celebrity interview so fun to watch. Sigh. He better get another show on a channel I can watch (ahem, John Oliver...)

Craig Ferguson Leaving 'Late Late Show' in December

Craig Ferguson will be exiting The Late Late Show this December when his contract with CBS expires.

The 51-year-old talk show host will mark ten years on the show when he closes his run on the 12:35am time slot.

It was expected that Craig would exit the network after his contact ends as he was not chosen as the successor to David Letterman‘s The Late Show.

“During his 10 years as host, Craig has elevated CBS to new creative and competitive heights at 12:30,” CBS Entertainment chairman Nina Tassler said in a release. “He infused the broadcast with tremendous energy, unique comedy, insightful interviews and some of the most heartfelt monologues seen on television. Craig’s versatile talents as a writer, producer, actor and comedian speak to his great days ahead. While we’ll miss Craig and can’t thank him enough for his contributions to both the show and the network, we respect his decision to move on, and we look forward to celebrating his final broadcasts during the next eight months.”

ARE YOU SAD
to see Craig Ferguson leave The Late Late Show?

27 Apr 01:06

A 'Breaking Bad' Mini Reunion Happened - Watch Now!

by Just Jared
Rachel

Spooge!

A 'Breaking Bad' Mini Reunion Happened - Watch Now!
  • Watch this mini reunion from some of the characters from Breaking BadEntertainment Weekly
  • Playwright Terrence McNally wrote a touching piece about AIDS – Huffington Post
  • Find out who is joining the cast of Disney’s DescendentsJust Jared Jr
  • Gwen Stefani has split from her longtime manager – The Hollywood Reporter
  • Are Malin Akerman and Colin Egglesfield an item? – DListed
  • Jordana Brewster shows off her fab figure – Hollywood Tuna
  • Ellen DeGeneres will host a competition design show – Towleroad
18 Apr 03:44

What’s the Plan on Game of Thrones Following This Week’s Events?

by Jennifer Vineyard
Rachel

I don't understand why people are freaking out about this!? Read the books. Is that so far out of the realm of reality? I'm a real crab right now.


Read no further if you haven't caught up on this week's Game of Thrones. Spoilers ahead.

Now that King Joffrey is dead, you might well be wondering, who is next in line for the Iron Throne? A lot of folks in Westeros were fighting over that very question when he was alive — hence the War of the Five Kings — but what changes now that he's permanently out of the picture?

Not even the person playing the would-be king knew the answer to this question when he was cast for season four. Dean Charles Chapman, a teenager  who replaces child actor Callum Wharry, told Vulture at the season-four premiere party that he was surprised to discover that his character Tommen — Joffrey's little-seen younger brother — was next in line for the Iron Throne. "I was like, Whoa!" he said. "I know it sounds silly, but I hadn't read the scripts, and I didn't know what had happened. And then I flew over to Belfast so they could dress me for wardrobe, and the lady said, 'Okay, let's get your crown on.' And I was like, 'Crown?' 'Yeah, you know, you're going to be king!' So I just stood there, looking in the mirror, with this thing on my head, stunned."

Not to get too far ahead of ourselves here, but Tommen, like the actor portraying him, is also stunned to find that he's expected to rule the land, with his grandfather Tywin advising him as Hand of the King. Despite getting an age increase along with the actor substitution, Tommen is still too young to question things. For example, he may not realize that he can select his own Hand of the King as well as the members of the Small Council. (Do you really expect Tywin to alert him to either of those facts?)

But not everyone in Westeros will agree with this line of succession, of course. (Especially folks in Dorne, because by Dornish law, the crown would pass to the next-oldest, in this case, the long-absent Myrcella, conveniently a ward of their state. And what fun they would have pitting brother against sister!)

Either Myrcella or Tommen only works if you believe that that all three Baratheon kids were the legitimate sons of King Robert Baratheon and his wife Cersei. Robert's brother Stannis, for one, does not accept the boys' legitimacy, since they were actually conceived from the Queen's twincestous relationship with her brother Jamie. (It's also in Stannis' best interest, as Robert's only surviving brother, to continue to dispute the childrens' lineage). Unless one of Robert's surviving bastards (remember Gendry?) were to be legitimatized and recognized as Robert's son, then Stannis would actually be the heir to the throne. (Not that Stannis would do Gendry this favor and, besides, Gendry remains on the run).

The Baratheons are not the only family in Westeros who claim a right to rule. Robert won (or stole, depending on your perspective) the Iron Throne during a war in which the Targaryens were overthrown. It was believed that Robert would be a good choice because he at least had a Targaryen grandparent. Someone with a little more Targaryen blood than that has been gathering up an army — and dragons — on a neighboring continent, and she's got her eye on Westeros, waiting for a chance to make a grand homecoming. One problem: Daenerys cannot bear children anymore, so she wouldn't be able to further the line.

Separatist Balon Greyjoy has already claimed the title King of the Iron Islands (much like the late Robb Stark claimed the title King of the North). And if Westeros is not united under one king, then several other options pop up. The unseen Prince Doran Martell (the elder brother of Oberyn, he of last week’s brothel visits) could be in line as King of the South, since Dorne has remained independent. If each of the seven kingdoms has its own king, then Tommen's slice of the pie becomes ever smaller. The only chance he has to unite the land is to step into Joffrey's shoes in every way possible. Because he is so young (but not as young as in the books, where he is 8!), Tommen's hold on the Iron Throne might not be enough without Tyrell support, since the country is not united. Margaery Tyrell is queen but also not — the bedding being an important part of Westeros weddings. Without consummation (and witnesses — the guests who strip the bride and groom), her union to Joffrey can be set aside. Since it was a political marriage to unite the two families, the Tyrells might well insist that the royals provide a suitable substitute groom to cement things. Here's looking at you, Tommen.

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Filed Under: game of thrones ,tv ,explainer ,explainers

14 Apr 14:31

I’m Happy for Colbert, But Let’s Be Clear: We’re Losing One of TV’s Greatest Characters

by Jesse David Fox
Rachel

Now I am crying. :(


The original version of this piece ran on April 10, 2014, when news first broke that Stephen Colbert would be taking over The Late Show. We are republishing it as part of our series of Colbert tributes.

Earlier this week, we published an Irish Wake of sorts for The Colbert Report, filled with friends, fans, and former guests looking back at the show and Stephen Colbert's brilliant work on it. Everyone was optimistic about Colbert's future as host of CBS's The Late Show. Ken Burns said, "He has to be himself on late night, and that self is so extraordinary that I think people will be very, very surprised and pleased by how he does it." I get the confidence, I really do: Over the course of over nine years and 1,400 episodes, he has proven himself to be exceptionally likable and amazingly funny. I am truly happy for Stephen Colbert, but still, I'm left feeling seriously bummed. Stephen Colbert will do great in his new job. I'm fairly certain of this. But is it really worth losing "Stephen Colbert," maybe the single greatest comedic character ever built on TV?

Almost three years ago, Vulture asked Everybody Loves Raymond co-creator Phil Rosenthal to pick his five favorite character actors in TV history, and there, alongside the great Carroll O'Connor, was Stephen Colbert. What Rosenthal understood was that The Colbert Report was more than just a late-night show. The Colbert Report was also the type of character study that had never been seen or attempted before. Colbert can't be compared to the star of a long-running sitcom who also evolves a character over years, because many sitcoms will shoot only as many episodes total as Colbert does in a single year. The formation of a sitcom character is like a sculptor laboriously chipping away at marble; what Colbert did was more akin to a rock slowly being smoothed by the motions of the tide. 150 nights a year, Colbert defined the character slowly but surely, segment by segment.

It was beyond the satire for me. I don't care much about politics, and my desire to see pompous conservative pundits parodied definitely diminished as the show went on (fortunately, that desire concurrently diminished for the show's writers). Rather, "Stephen Colbert" was about creating a full person that both heightened the absurdity of those he was parodying while also grounding them in psychological truth. "Stephen Colbert," as portrayed by Stephen Colbert, was delusional, narcissistic, rigid, and daft, with flashes of the real man's incredible sweetness (like when he married that couple on-air). He didn't just have opposing and hypocritical takes on issues, such as the belief that government shouldn't be involved in our lives and the belief that gay marriage should be illegal. No, he was a fully formed hypocrite, one who didn't believe in global warming until An Inconvenient Truth's success because that was a sign that "the free market has spoken." And, yes, a lot of this delicate balance had to do with the show's extremely talented writers, but as I learned at a recent Colbert Report panel, Colbert is always the one who decides where the line is. 

Truthiness is what we are talking about here. The word the show famously invented in its first episode to perfectly encapsulate the emptiness of conservative rhetoric at the time, also perfectly encapsulate what Colbert did on the show. It's, as the show's first co-head writer Allison Silverman described in her piece about the show's start, as the "sort of strange, ambiguous line between Real Stephen and Character Stephen." In every moment, Colbert was "Colbert," just in varying degrees. I wish I could think of a better reference to honor him, but it was like that Christopher Nolan movie The Prestige. Colbert cared so much about this character that he was willing to share a life with him. When Stephen Colbert's mother died, so did the character's, because he knew how much it would matter to both. And similarly, the character had the same nerdy interests and boyhood crushes as the actor, so that came out, too. Sometimes it felt like the character was the Colbert he wanted to be, like during the whole Daft Punk malarkey, when a defiant and entitled "Colbert" ruthlessly mocked his parent company. This mix of biography and complete commitment resulted in something totally unlike anything that had ever been on television.

His late-night show won't premiere for a while, but I am pretty certain I won't be able to say the same things about it. Right before the news came out that he got The Late Show came out, Jon Stewart endorsed Colbert to one of our reporters, saying, "[Colbert's] got gears he hasn’t even shown people yet." I would agree with him. I interviewed Colbert a little over a year ago at an event for StoryCorps. He was the most earnest, warm person I've ever met, full stop. It's a side of him viewers don't experience, as it would completely undermine the character of "Stephen Colbert." So, sure, that's something we'd get to see more of. We'd probably also get to see more singing and dancing. I am excited for him to be able to do regular interviews, because as he's proven occasionally on his show, when he's really into something, he can hold wonderful conversations. But is all of that necessarily lacking right now on television?  

Two years ago, when The Colbert Report finally won the Emmy for Outstanding Variety Series after many years of being nominated to no avail, I assumed the show would exist in the top echelon of American comedy for years and years to come. It's sad to think of it not existing anymore. Because maybe Stephen Colbert will win an Emmy in a few years for his version of The Late Show. And maybe Stephen Colbert will be better than the Jimmys and the Conans and the Lettermans. Stephen Colbert could even turn out to be the greatest late-night talk-show host ever. But even if that were the case, he'd still be a "late-night talk-show host." We have had plenty of those. There will never be another "Stephen Colbert."

 

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Filed Under: stephen colbert ,the late shift ,the colbert report ,the late show ,tv

11 Apr 16:24

Newswire: Here are tonight's Top 10 questions about Stephen Colbert taking over for David Letterman

by Sean O'Neal
Rachel

I almost started crying when I read this on google news today....now I only have booze to look forward to at the end of the day.

Earlier today, CBS officially named Stephen Colbert as its new Late Show host, putting to rest the question of who would take over for David Letterman that had captivated us, ever so briefly, into caring about the inner workings of a late-night talk show. But as these things go, answers only beget more questions, and those questions beget articles where they’re put into list form, and so on, until we all feel included. Here are the Top 10 most pressing.

What will happen to The Colbert Report?

Yeah, sorry to say, it’s over. Disappointing all who thought Colbert might somehow make time for both, perhaps through a Superman III-type schism between Stephen Colbert and “Stephen Colbert,” Comedy Central has confirmed the show will close up shop at the end of the year—presumably just before Colbert’s new gig begins. “Comedy Central is proud that the incredibly ...

03 Apr 01:59

What's On Tonight: And then, finally, I met your mother

by Sonia Saraiya
Rachel

This was a hard year to watch but I'm so going to miss this show :(

Here’s what’s up in the world of television for Monday, March 31. All times are Eastern. 

TOP PICK
How I Met Your Mother (CBS, 8 p.m.): At long last, the day is here: Barney and Robin are hitched, nine seasons have passed, and it’s time to say goodbye. It is, as its predecessor Friends would have noted, the end of an era; tonight’s two-part finale will reveal why Ted has been telling this story to his kids for the last nine years. We can only hope the reason is nothing more nefarious than “because Ted takes forever to tell a good story.” Donna Bowman will be covering tonight’s hourlong goodbye for you, as always; and in anticipation of the end, she also got you a present: a 100 Episodes of How I Met Your Mother that takes on the show’s central premise and ...

02 Apr 21:22

Great Job, Internet!: Laura Palmer is dead, but Twin Peaks is alive again on Twitter

by Katie Rife
Rachel

Yes! I've been all about the Twitter lately.

When Laura Palmer cryptically told Agent Dale Cooper “I’ll see you again in 25 years” in the final episode of Twin Peaks, she wasn’t talking about Twitter. Or was she? As of March 25, “1989”, a group of Twitter users operating under the banner of Enter The Lodge have taken it upon themselves to give Twin Peaks a third season.

“Twin Peaks Season Three” picks up with the events of Twin Peaks’ series finale, and is told through a series of Twitter conversations between the show’s main characters (with cameos from fan favorites like The Log Lady and FBI Regional Bureau Chief Gordon Cole). Users can follow the story by subscribing to @EnterTheLodge’s Twitter list, and catch up through daily Storify updates that collect each day’s tweets. A series of cryptic documents that provide insights into the story are also available on Enter The Lodge ...

02 Apr 21:15

Great Job, Internet!: A YouTube user fixed the How I Met Your Mother series finale

by Marah Eakin

How I Met Your Mother’s series finale was, to say the least, lacking. The twists and turns of the show’s ridiculous ending left viewers angry and dismayed, forced to turn to the Internet to vent their cries of “what the fuck!” Fortunately, the Internet is also there to help fix the problem. YouTube user Ricardo J. Dylan edited the show’s actual ending into how he—and everyone else—thought the show should have ended. It’s a lot more romantic than the show’s actual finale, with a lot less divorce and death, and while it’s obviously a little bit saccharine, it’s still that kind of sappy that totally jives with everything HIMYM viewers should have come to know and love.


02 Apr 21:15

Newswire: NBC hires David Duchovny to hunt Charles Manson

by Sean O'Neal
Rachel

Yes please.

Suggesting that Charlie Manson is the new Snow White, NBC has answered Fox’s Bret Easton Ellis/Rob Zombie project about the Manson Family with a straight-to-series, 13-episode order for Aquarius, a competing ’60s drama from Prime Suspect producer John McNamara about the fairest of them all—if by “them all” you mean “dangerous psychopaths,” and your definition of “fairest” is similarly elastic. While the Fox series promises to offer several shifting perspectives in retelling Manson’s story, Aquarius will remain squarely focused on the L.A. police sergeant who tracks him in Manson’s early days, played by David Duchovny in his return to both broadcast television and to stalking criminals with crazily elaborate motives. The show picks up with Duchovny’s character first becoming aware of Manson’s aspiring cult leader when he’s just a “low-level criminal,” and it will eventually cover the Tate-LaBianca murders in “subsequent ...

02 Apr 14:37

Newswire: Chris Carter is making an Area 51 show for AMC

by Sam Barsanti
Rachel

Yes please. (I think I'm missing the X-Files right now)

It’s commonly known that George Lucas based a lot of the spaceship-to-spaceship combat in the original Star Wars on footage of World War II aerial dogfights. In 2012, Lucas executive produced Red Tails, an actual movie about World War II aerial dogfights. It was just like Star Wars, but without all of the cool lasers and stuff. Now, Chris Carter—creator of The X-Files, another beloved sci-fi franchise—is also getting a chance to tell a story about one of the real-life progenitors of his most famous series. And just as Lucas’ did before him, Carter’s new project looks like it’s going to strip all of the sci-fi elements out, despite the fact that the show will be about Area 51, and sci-fi stuff would actually be a natural fit.

In addition to AMC’s recently announced new slate of shows, the network has also revealed Carter ...

25 Mar 20:00

15 Pop-Culture Realizations That Will Blow Your Mind

by Annie Colbert
Rachel

I knew that Walt was on Seinfeld but I didn't know Skylar and Saul were too...

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Mind = blown. It's about to happen, so prepare your noggin.

Sure, you know oodles of random facts about pop culture and can rattle off Big Lebowski quotes, but that doesn't mean your brain has made every weird connection that's happened in movies, TV and music.

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Luckily for fun-fact seekers, the Internet encourages the sharing of mind-blowing tidbits on places like Reddit and Imgur.

Take a scroll through 15 of the most astonishing pop-culture realizations ever shared on the tubes.

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21 Mar 18:57

The True Story of Rapunzel

Rachel

:)

05 Mar 14:49

Newswire: Vince Gilligan's Battle Creek adds Bryan Singer, Justified’s Damon Herriman, silly names

by Mike Vago
Rachel

Giddy. Just giddy.

Having already cast Kal Penn in Battle Creek, his upcoming detective show for CBS, series creators Vince Gilligan (Breaking Bad) and David Shore (House) are adding several more key elements: Shore’s House collaborator Bryan Singer to direct the pilot, a partner for Penn’s police detective, and silly names for its lead characters.

Damon Herriman, best known as Dewey Crowe on FX’s Justified, will play that partner. He seems to be the good cop to Penn’s bad, as he’s described as a “nice guy and office on the Battle Creek Police Department,” and the show has been described as the story of two detectives with clashing personalities.

For reasons known only to Gilligan and Shore, Herriman’s investigator will be named Detective Niblet, while Penn’s lawman is Detective Funkhauser. (Rejected names  include Zingelbert Bembledack, Biggus Dickus, Adele Dazeem, Hugh Jass, Chareth Cutestory, and Benedict Cumberbatch ...

04 Mar 14:50

Snow Leopard updates are probably done—here are your OS X upgrade options

by Andrew Cunningham
Rachel

Blerg.

End of the line, Snowy.
Apple

Apple offers no end-of-life roadmaps for its operating systems, and it doesn't officially comment on whether support has dried up for this or that version of OS X. The best you can do is look at historical data. Since switching to a yearly release cadence with Lion back in 2011, Apple seems to be willing to support whatever the latest version is, plus the two preceding versions. When OS X 10.9.2 was released earlier this week, it was accompanied by security updates for OS X 10.8 and 10.7 but not for 2009's OS X 10.6. 

It's the first major security update that Snow Leopard has missed—the OS is still getting iTunes updates, but its last major security patch happened back in September. This has prompted a flurry of posts from various outlets. All point out the same Net Applications data that says 10.6 still powers around 19 percent of Macs. Most compare the OS X support cycle to the much longer Windows cycle. Some make a bigger deal about it than others. None really tell anyone in that 19 percent what to do next.

You'll need to know the exact kind of Mac you're using before proceeding—typing your serial number into this Service and Support page should give you the information you need if you're not sure. Launching the System Profiler application from the Utilities folder will show you your serial number and your Mac's specific model identifier (something like MacBook4,1 or iMac11,2), the latter of which can be used with this EveryMac lookup page to find what you're looking for.

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