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07 Nov 16:33

New Uniforms for the Cubs

by J.R. Schmidt
Now that we’ve had a while to digest the Cubs’ World Series triumph, we’ll consider what the team should do next season. I suggest they change uniforms.  To understand why, let’s take a look at some baseball history. We sometimes hear talk that sports has become too ego-driven and rude—sort of like the general culture.  […]
01 Oct 21:40

Fair is Foul

by nedroid

Fair is Foul

14 Sep 19:03

Great Job, Internet!: People can’t tear themselves away from livestream of a Wyoming town

by Caroline Siede
Crooooow

At first I was like, this is stupid. But now after a half hour.... if you need me, I'll be on Jackson Hole livefeed.

The town of Jackson in Jackson Hole, Wyoming, has a population of around 9,800 people, a total area of 2.95 square miles, and a YouTube livestream that has piqued the interest of many. Jackson began streaming live footage of its town square on July 20, 2016, and since then the continuous livestream has developed its own small but mighty internet subculture. (For instance, at the time of writing, there are over 1,300 people watching the “Jackson Hole Town Square” stream on YouTube.)

To be clear, nothing particularly exciting happens in the livestream. It’s mostly just cars and people passing through a busy intersection in a small town. Nevertheless, the chat feature updates at a furious pace usually reserved for political events and award shows. Most of the comments simply reference whatever happens to appear on screen, from unusual looking cars to people walking their dogs. There ...

13 Sep 14:19

Great Job, Internet!: Facebook can turn even your worst memories into goofy slideshows

by Sam Barsanti

At this point, expecting to go on Facebook and feel good about your emotional state—whatever it may be—is a fool’s errand. If you’re angry, you’ll see people being happy and it’ll make you angrier. If you’re happy, you’ll see people whining about something and it’ll make you less happy. Throw in the fact that we’re in the middle of a highly contentious presidential election, and it’s a wonder why people go on Facebook at all. However, while those issues are all caused by having friends, it turns out that Facebook itself is actually pretty good at making you feel better about your life.

At least that’s the experience a guy named Josh Gibson recently had when Facebook took one of his most traumatic memories and automatically put an aggressively positive spin on it with a personalized slideshow. As ...

21 Jul 21:28

Reminder: America Not As Insane, Doomed As We May Seem

by Alex Ruthrauff
This is important to say, and even more important to feel and believe, right now. It also happens to be true. It’s easy to observe the GOP Convention, with its parade of speakers basking in rapturous cheers when they call for the presumptive Democratic nominee in the race for president to be imprisoned and feel that
02 Jul 07:06

Nice Time! Gay Syrian Refugee Pretty Darn Happy To Be In Boise. Yes, The One In Idaho

by Doktor Zoom
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This is so sweet and wonderful

You need to start your Fourth Of July weekend with a happy story. WELL HERE YOU GO.
07 Jun 18:53

This is so goddamn stupid and I will probably watch it a...



This is so goddamn stupid and I will probably watch it a thousand times

03 Jun 13:49

Hark, A Vagrant: Mary Anning 1




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We'll get back to Mary Anning later. Is Kelis' milkshake song a gift to humanity, or what?
27 May 12:54

ryan what is this twattle

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PUSSYVAN

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May 27th, 2016: "Obsolete Vocabulary Words For The Immature" is of course based on Ruben Bolling's "Tom the Dancing Bug" series, more specifically the "Science Facts for the Immature" feature in the (always amazing) Super Fun Pak Comics.

– Ryan

24 May 05:40

I very strongly recommend a Google Image Search for “Harrison...



I very strongly recommend a Google Image Search for “Harrison Ford Halloween”

24 May 05:39

explosiondragon: masterbeyda: poo2two: mendel: signs, easy...





















explosiondragon:

masterbeyda:

poo2two:

mendel:

signs, easy to start, surprisingly difficult to finish

Always Reblog yard sard.

How hard could it be?

how could you possibly ignore the most important one?

Right lane must right left


Don’t ask, just DO IT

17 May 14:13

Anti-Gentrification Protesters Plan To Take Over The 606 Tuesday Evening

by Rachel Cromidas
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Their press release says they are going to march from Spaulding to Humboldt. Thats is like two blocks, not really gonna TAKE OVER

Anti-Gentrification Protesters Plan To Take Over The 606 Tuesday Evening Activists dedicated to fighting gentrification in Chicago's lower income communities are taking their calls for more affordable housing to The 606 Tuesday evening. [ more › ]
11 May 23:21

Great Job, Internet!: Channing Tatum charms in this interview with a nonverbal autistic woman

by Rob Dean
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this is so sweet

The internet is often a hive for villainy and scum, a space where anonymous folks spew their hatred and negativity toward whatever topic has gotten them in an uproar. Be it politics, DC Comics films, video games—all are reasons for people to unfurl their vilest selves unto others. But every now and then, something breaks through that shows not just the possibility of the medium, but reaffirms a faith in humanity as well.

Enter Speechless With Carly Fleischmann, a brand new talk show on YouTube hosted by previously unknown talent Carly Fleischmann. The host is a 21-year-old nonverbal autistic woman, but her charm proves too winning to be held back by any challenges she faces. In the premiere episode, she meets and interviews confirmed heartthrob Channing Tatum and seemingly effortlessly disarms the Hollywood A-lister by her ability to be playful, funny, and unabashedly flirt with Magic Mike. Fleischmann recalls ...

02 May 22:38

Upgrade Your Cookware to All-Clad With Today's Amazon Gold Box

by Shep McAllister on Deals, shared by Shep McAllister to Deadspin
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ERIN

All-Clad pans are among the most popular pieces of cookware we’ve ever posted, and Amazon’s deeply discounting several complete sets, today only.

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02 May 17:29

oobiwan: insp

02 May 13:58

the reformed party man

by kris
Crooooow

me @ the bar

20160422_partyman

“no, let me really prove it to you that i can’t do this anymore. and let me know the next time you go out, i can prove it again to be sure. who’s got the next round”

PAX East 2016!

sidebar_paxeastIf you’re at PAX this weekend, check out my table in Bandland and all my PAX-related comings and goings! Hope to see you there!

02 May 13:44

Phillies Pitchers' Many Strikeouts Lead To Wacky Accidental Klan Reference

by Sam Eifling
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how did BOTH of those headlines make it past an editor?

The Phillies’ pitchers this year are mowing down batters at a ridiculous clip. The staff averaged more than 10 strikeouts per nine innings through April, the first time that’s happened in Major League history. I know this because I checked out the coverage over at philly.com because of this facepalm of a headline:

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19 Apr 13:19

Planespotting

No, a hydroplane doesn't land on water--that's an aquaplane. A hydroplane is a plane that gets electric power from an onboard water reservoir with a tiny dam and turbines.
19 Apr 04:24

Group chatting with teens: A learning exercise (with images, tweets) · DaveLozo

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This is a long read, but it is seriously some Gorillas In The Mist shit

17 Apr 19:39

Hark, A Vagrant: Cloak and Dagger




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I had a lot of fun with this on twitter, so I just kept on going with it. But you know, I'm always kind of touched by how strongly fans support their favourite characters, and there is a lot of love for Cloak and Dagger, and you can see why because there are some pretty great things about that pair. But that costume, come on, it's a big old slice of tit window pie. They don't always dress Dagger like that, but yeah they mostly do! But they probably won't on the tv show!

I didn't dwell on Cloak very much in a comic about tit windows, but, here's something. I tweeted this essay a while ago when I read it, but Cloak's lack of a body really brought it to mind again, and you should totally read it, though mostly it is about the character Cyborg, it is relevant here too:

Humanity Not Included: DC's Cyborg and the Mechanization of the Black Body by Robert Jones, Jr.
12 Apr 14:14

The Creative Writing of the Internet's Premier White Supremacist Forum

by Ashley Feinberg on Gawker, shared by Tim Marchman to Deadspin
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!!!!

Since its founding by a former Ku Klux Klan leader in 1996, Stormfront has been the internet’s number-one watering hole for white nationalists and neo-nazis. Its users’ brand of hate has sunk politicians, inspired documentaries, and even spawned its own media arm, The Daily Stormer. But there’s something you may not know about these ultra-racist, ultra-conservative keyboard warriors: They love to write poetry.

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12 Apr 14:05

Stock Up on Suits, Dress Pants, and Shirts in Today's Haggar Gold Box

by Shep McAllister on Deals, shared by Shep McAllister to Deadspin

Today only, Amazon is offering steep discounts on suits, pants, and dress shirts from Haggar, including several “big & tall” items.

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12 Apr 13:43

Cap Anson, Baseball Superstar

by J.R. Schmidt
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"As a businessman and as a politician, Cap Anson was one helluva baseball player."

His life sounded like the plot of a dime novel from the turn of the 20th Century. He was born in a log cabin in Iowa in 1852, and grew up in a little farm settlement called Marshalltown.  At 19 he set out for the big city to earn his fortune.  He worked hard at […]
12 Apr 04:42

Great Job, Internet!: Chuck Tingle’s Bernie Sanders-as-unicorn erotic fiction is saving this election

by Chris Dart
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Chuck Tingle dropping that political commentary!

The 2016 election cycle is one of the most divisive, ugliest elections in recent memory. It’s been going on for over a year-and-a-half now, and won’t wrap up for another eight months, providing Americans more neoliberalism, total unpreparedness, and actual insanity.

Thankfully, it’s also provided Chuck Tingle with fodder for some of his best material to date. For those of you who aren’t familiar, Tingle is an alarmingly prolific writer of erotic, gay short stories, which he sells on Amazon. But these aren’t just any gay, erotic short stories. First of all, they almost always have the word “boner” or “butt” in the title. Secondly, they usually involve a man being penetrated by something weird, like his own butt, or his linear concept of time, or T. rex lawyers. Over the last few months, Tingle has turned his attention to the presidential race, churning out ...

12 Apr 04:34

Jordan Spieth’s Family To Wait A Few Days Before Asking Him What The Fuck Happened

DALLAS—Following the pro golfer’s historic collapse during the final holes of the Masters Tournament, Jordan Spieth’s family members confirmed Monday that they will probably wait a few days before asking him what the fuck happened. “It’s been a rough 24 hours for Jordan, so we’ll give him his space for a while before bringing up how badly he just shit the bed,” said Spieth’s mother, Christine, suggesting that the family’s Friday night dinner might be the most appropriate time to finally ask the 22-year-old how he managed such a mind-boggling choke job. “We’ll just have to dance around the fact that he really screwed the pooch for the next few days. There will be plenty of time to ask him what the hell he was doing out there. Right now, he needs to decompress and be alone with his thoughts.” Family members ...











09 Apr 06:54

fuckyeahthomaslennon: davidwain #tbt The State NYU period late...

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comedy babies

09 Apr 06:24

This new Chance The Rapper video is VERY VERY Chicago



This new Chance The Rapper video is VERY VERY Chicago

08 Apr 00:35

This May Be The Best Brunch Deal In Chicago... And It's In The Loop

by Anthony Todd
Crooooow

This requires further study

This May Be The Best Brunch Deal In Chicago... And It's In The Loop Come hungry and seriously clean up. [ more › ]








07 Apr 03:59

Comic: Dynasty

by Tycho
Crooooow

I would play that

New Comic: Dynasty
29 Mar 17:10

Video: Early '90s Wicker Park Celebrated In Latest Pitchfork 'Yearbook'

by Tankboy
Video: Early '90s Wicker Park Celebrated In Latest Pitchfork 'Yearbook' Wicker Park was ground zero when it came to establishing indie rock in the early '90s; watch a short video documentary examining that time period. [ more › ]