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25 Jan 17:37

'MAJOR INVESTIGATION' Trump pledges probe of alleged election voter fraud

by foxnewsonline@foxnews.com (Fox News Online)
IKEA Monkey

Even Fox News is calling BS:

"While cases of voter registration fraud are not uncommon, cases of actual recorded voter fraud are rare and sporadic. There is little evidence to suggest that as many as 5 million voted illegally. In his press briefing Tuesday, Spicer cited a 2008 Pew Research Study and supposed findings that 14 percent of voters were not citizens.

There is no such study. Spicer may be referring to a disputed 2014 Washington Post “Monkey Cage” report which came to a similar conclusion. That study found that 14 percent of non-citizens in 2008 and 2010 indicated that they were registered to vote, and extrapolated that 6.4 percent of non-citizens voted in 2008 and 2.2 percent in 2010."

25 Jan 15:27

Deadspin tells Cruz to 'eat s---'

IKEA Monkey

Cruz's response is actually kinda funny. Very un-Trumpian.

24 Jan 22:09

15 Facts About 'Portraits of the Duke and Duchess of Urbino'

by Kristy Puchko
IKEA Monkey

FUN FACT ABOUT ME: I studied in Urbino for a semester in college and this painting is EVERYWHERE. Its like Urbino's Mona Lisa. If you can sell it, this painting is printed on it.

'Portraits of the Duke and Duchess of Urbino' is one of the most famous portraits from the Italian Renaissance.

24 Jan 16:56

Gold Star family members say they were assaulted during inaugural ball festivities - Gold Star family calls for calm after inauguration assault

by foxnewsonline@foxnews.com (Fox News Online)
IKEA Monkey

Like how Trump went after Gold Star parents?

24 Jan 00:12

That Upcoming Tonya Harding Movie Finally Found Its Nancy Kerrigan

by Bobby Finger
IKEA Monkey

Not bad

Just days after this glorious photo of Margot Robbie in full Tonya Harding drag was first revealed to a public that was in no way capable of dealing with it, the upcoming biopic/probable camp classic I, Tonya has found its Nancy Kerrigan. Deadline reports the coveted role has gone to Caitlin Carver, an actress and…

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23 Jan 20:46

BIAS ALERT Conway a victim of media, late night TV pile-on

by foxnewsonline@foxnews.com (Fox News Online)
IKEA Monkey

The most powerful woman in Trump's cabinet is a "victim". #alternativefact

23 Jan 19:13

Newswire: The live-action Neko Atsume trailer is here and it is full of wonderful, stupid cats

by Clayton Purdom

Neko Atsume is the all-time champ in cat-related video games, a pop-art recreation of the experience of hanging out with a bunch of weird, alien animals. In it, you slowly accrue toys and furniture, and more and more cats show up at your house. There is a musketeer cat; there is a big cat; there are many colors of cats, and they all enjoy hanging out. They get stuck in things and take naps. It is one of the best video games of all time, assuming you like cats.

Still, video games have a sordid history with film. Can Neko Astume’s upcoming film adaptation, due for release in Japan this April, possibly live up to its source material?

It appears capable. As the trailer illustrates, it will be a film about a person acquiring furniture and, over time, also acquiring many cats of varying shapes, colors, and dispositions. Every ...

23 Jan 17:17

Russia set to move closer to decriminalize domestic violence

by foxnewsonline@foxnews.com (Fox News Online)
IKEA Monkey

Oh good, glad we've aligned ourselves with this great country

23 Jan 06:00

micdotcom: Women’s March on Washington may also be the nation’s...

IKEA Monkey

I saw this firsthand in Chicago. While it was massively larger than originally planned, I still saw a lot of people in wheelchairs and with other assistive mobility devices participating. Erin, next time there is a march like this, and you want to be a part of it, I would love for you to come with me and let me help you be part of it, if you want. There was a lot of support and kindness and accommodation given for people with disabilities on Saturday despite the larger-than-expected size of the gathering.



micdotcom:

Women’s March on Washington may also be the nation’s largest gathering of people with disabilities

  • Disability rights became a focus of the 2016 election cycle.
  • That focus will continue into Saturday’s Women’s March on Washington. 
  • Ted Jackson, logistics team accessibility lead for the Women’s March, estimates at least 45,000 protesters with disabilities are expected to attend the rally.
  • Jackson added that this would exceed prior counts of significant demonstrations on record. Read more.
21 Jan 22:53

Photos of the Women's Marches Around the World

by Alan Taylor
IKEA Monkey

It was incredible

In Washington, DC, today, hundreds of thousands of protesters filled the streets in a demonstration called the Women’s March on DC, while even more marched in cities across the United States and around the world, one day after the inauguration of President Donald J. Trump. Larger-than-expected crowds of women and their allies raised their voices against the new administration, and in support of women's rights, health issues, equality, diversity and inclusion. Below are images of today’s marches in Washington, New York, Denver, Chicago, Boston, Los Angeles, Seattle, and from other cities in England, Ghana, France, Canada, Serbia, Australia, Kenya, Germany, India, and many more.

21 Jan 02:02

Your Guide to Trump's Very White, Very Rich, Very Frightening Cabinet

by Jezebel Staff on The Slot, shared by Joanna Rothkopf to Jezebel
IKEA Monkey

So jowly. Such eyebags.

WASHINGTON, DC—For the past several weeks, whenever President Donald Trump’s (haha fuck) transition team would announce a new member of his cabinet, the nation would partake in a communal panic—about the nominee’s lack of qualifications, about their past scandals and conflicts of interest, about what the stakes are if…

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21 Jan 00:22

Not sure? Go. The women's march will welcome you.

by Mary Schmich
IKEA Monkey

I hate crowds, but I'm going anyway.

Go to the women's march.

Maybe you're waffling over whether to march Saturday, the day after the presidential inauguration of a man who has breezily, relentlessly disrespected women and who is set to oversee changes in our laws that go beyond disrespect.

If you're waffling, why not just do it?

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20 Jan 17:30

FOX NEWS POLL: More voters in favor of expanding ObamaCare

by foxnewsonline@foxnews.com (Fox News Online)
IKEA Monkey

Wow. Amazing. *eyeroll*

19 Jan 02:52

A Dog's Purpose: Suffering for Your Entertainment

by Rich Juzwiak
IKEA Monkey

um seriously fuck this movie

By all prerelease accounts (or, at least, the one from a friend of mine who saw an early screening), the upcoming movie A Dog’s Life is a bonafide tear-jerker. In that case, consider this upsetting footage TMZ obtained of a dog on set of the movie futilely trying to resist being submerged into moving water and then…

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18 Jan 16:51

CNN/ORC poll: Obama approval hits 60%

IKEA Monkey

a-no a-duh

President Barack Obama will leave office Friday with his highest approval rating since 2009, his presidency largely viewed as a success, and a majority saying they will miss him when he is gone.
18 Jan 16:47

I Libeled Julian Assange And All I Got Was An Incoherent Threat From Wikileaks

by C.A. Pinkham
Hi Wikileaks! Hiiiiii!
18 Jan 14:35

Blustery Trump puts America closer to single-payer health care

by Eric Zorn
IKEA Monkey

Hahaha...what

I was stunned not so much by what Republican President-elect Donald Trump just said about health care as by when he said it.

For virtually his entire presidential campaign, Trump spewed airy, grandiose promises about his plans for replacing Obamacare (the Affordable Care Act) with something cheaper...

17 Jan 23:39

Yum Yum Yum, Vampire Bats Are Feeding On Humans Now

by Aimée Lutkin
IKEA Monkey

That's fine. Take me away, Bat Lords!

Four days to the inauguration and vampire bats are making a huge, unprecedented shift in their diet to feast on the blood of humans. A little on the nose, don’t you think?

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17 Jan 22:07

What Is This Doll

by Aimée Lutkin
IKEA Monkey

lol wtf

The visuals for the new Beauty and the Beast live action movie have thus far been nothing short of terrifying. The Emma Watson doll is no exception.

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17 Jan 20:17

'Fake news' complaints prompt YMCA to change the channel

by Jerry Davich
IKEA Monkey

Oh those precious snowflakes. Perhaps they need a safe space?

Is the Valparaiso Family YMCA simply exercising its right to appease as many members as possible, or is the new Donald Trump-led America already flexing its muscles?

Last Friday night, the YMCA stopped airing CNN on its televisions in the facility's wellness and exercise area. Why would it do so...

17 Jan 18:35

Zebra Shark Has Babies Without a Male After Years of Isolation

by Rhett Jones on Gizmodo, shared by Aimée Lutkin to Jezebel
IKEA Monkey

MISANDRY

A female zebra shark in Australia has shocked scientists by producing three offspring after spending years away from her male partner. Subsequent analysis found that she had simply developed the ability to do it all on her own.

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16 Jan 23:43

Chicago Cop Charged With Sexually Assaulting A Teen, Held On $75K Bond

by Stephen Gossett
IKEA Monkey

Chicago's finest

Chicago Cop Charged With Sexually Assaulting A Teen, Held On $75K Bond The officer's victim attended the same high school where he worked as a security guard, according to prosecutors. [ more › ]
16 Jan 17:54

Connecticut Politician Arrested For Grabbing Woman's Groin, Called it A 'Joke'

by Lauren Evans
IKEA Monkey

Old white men must be stopped

A Connecticut politician was arrested on Wednesday for calling a woman a “bloodsucking lazy union employee” before allegedly reaching between her legs and pinching her crotch.

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16 Jan 15:00

Queen Latifah Says Living Single Reboot Is in the Works (For a 2010s Kinda World)

by Clover Hope
IKEA Monkey

I loved this show

It’s a given that after you read this news about Queen Latifah teasing a Living Single reboot during her appearance on Watch What Happens Live! with Andy Cohen that the legendary theme song will play over and over in your head.

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15 Jan 20:43

GOP introduces new gun silencer law

IKEA Monkey

Yeah this is probably a great idea

Three GOP lawmakers introduced a new law that will make gun silencers easier to buy.
15 Jan 16:22

Every Episode Of It's Always Sunny In Philadelphia, Ranked

by Patrick Redford on The Concourse, shared by Patrick Redford to Deadspin
IKEA Monkey

#1 is absolutely correct but I have issues with the rest of the list. The Gang Buys a Boat should absolutely be in the top 10.

It’s Always Sunny In Philadelphia has been on the air since 2005, and somehow, a show about five terrible idiots who hatch insane schemes and treat each other with unabashed disdain is probably going to end up as the longest running live-action comedy series in TV history. The show is just getting into its 12th season…

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15 Jan 03:39

Trump kicks off Martin Luther King weekend by attacking civil rights legend John Lewis

by Cathleen Decker
IKEA Monkey

Thin skinned small-fingered vulgarian

Unwilling to let criticism pass, Donald Trump on Saturday pilloried as “all talk … no action” national icon John Lewis, who was repeatedly beaten by police and nearly lost his life during protests in the long struggle for civil rights.

Trump’s Twitter comments about the Georgia congressman came...

15 Jan 03:37

Congressman: I'm not going to this inauguration

IKEA Monkey

That's my rep!

Rep. Luis Gutiérrez (D) says he will not attend Donald Trump's presidential inauguration but will march with protesters in Washington.
14 Jan 19:23

Hey, White Ladies! 4Chan Wants To Meme Some Babies Into Your Womb!

by Robyn Pennacchia
IKEA Monkey

This has to be a joke

They are calling this Operation B.A.B.B.Y.!
14 Jan 00:58

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IKEA Monkey

Overrated



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