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'MAJOR INVESTIGATION' Trump pledges probe of alleged election voter fraud
IKEA MonkeyEven Fox News is calling BS:
"While cases of voter registration fraud are not uncommon, cases of actual recorded voter fraud are rare and sporadic. There is little evidence to suggest that as many as 5 million voted illegally. In his press briefing Tuesday, Spicer cited a 2008 Pew Research Study and supposed findings that 14 percent of voters were not citizens.
There is no such study. Spicer may be referring to a disputed 2014 Washington Post “Monkey Cage” report which came to a similar conclusion. That study found that 14 percent of non-citizens in 2008 and 2010 indicated that they were registered to vote, and extrapolated that 6.4 percent of non-citizens voted in 2008 and 2.2 percent in 2010."
Deadspin tells Cruz to 'eat s---'
IKEA MonkeyCruz's response is actually kinda funny. Very un-Trumpian.
15 Facts About 'Portraits of the Duke and Duchess of Urbino'
IKEA MonkeyFUN FACT ABOUT ME: I studied in Urbino for a semester in college and this painting is EVERYWHERE. Its like Urbino's Mona Lisa. If you can sell it, this painting is printed on it.
'Portraits of the Duke and Duchess of Urbino' is one of the most famous portraits from the Italian Renaissance.
Gold Star family members say they were assaulted during inaugural ball festivities - Gold Star family calls for calm after inauguration assault
IKEA MonkeyLike how Trump went after Gold Star parents?
That Upcoming Tonya Harding Movie Finally Found Its Nancy Kerrigan
IKEA MonkeyNot bad

Just days after this glorious photo of Margot Robbie in full Tonya Harding drag was first revealed to a public that was in no way capable of dealing with it, the upcoming biopic/probable camp classic I, Tonya has found its Nancy Kerrigan. Deadline reports the coveted role has gone to Caitlin Carver, an actress and…
BIAS ALERT Conway a victim of media, late night TV pile-on
IKEA MonkeyThe most powerful woman in Trump's cabinet is a "victim". #alternativefact
Newswire: The live-action Neko Atsume trailer is here and it is full of wonderful, stupid cats
IKEA MonkeyERIN
Neko Atsume is the all-time champ in cat-related video games, a pop-art recreation of the experience of hanging out with a bunch of weird, alien animals. In it, you slowly accrue toys and furniture, and more and more cats show up at your house. There is a musketeer cat; there is a big cat; there are many colors of cats, and they all enjoy hanging out. They get stuck in things and take naps. It is one of the best video games of all time, assuming you like cats.
Still, video games have a sordid history with film. Can Neko Astume’s upcoming film adaptation, due for release in Japan this April, possibly live up to its source material?

It appears capable. As the trailer illustrates, it will be a film about a person acquiring furniture and, over time, also acquiring many cats of varying shapes, colors, and dispositions. Every ...
Russia set to move closer to decriminalize domestic violence
IKEA MonkeyOh good, glad we've aligned ourselves with this great country
micdotcom: Women’s March on Washington may also be the nation’s...
IKEA MonkeyI saw this firsthand in Chicago. While it was massively larger than originally planned, I still saw a lot of people in wheelchairs and with other assistive mobility devices participating. Erin, next time there is a march like this, and you want to be a part of it, I would love for you to come with me and let me help you be part of it, if you want. There was a lot of support and kindness and accommodation given for people with disabilities on Saturday despite the larger-than-expected size of the gathering.

Women’s March on Washington may also be the nation’s largest gathering of people with disabilities
- Disability rights became a focus of the 2016 election cycle.
- That focus will continue into Saturday’s Women’s March on Washington.
- Ted Jackson, logistics team accessibility lead for the Women’s March, estimates at least 45,000 protesters with disabilities are expected to attend the rally.
- Jackson added that this would exceed prior counts of significant demonstrations on record. Read more.
Photos of the Women's Marches Around the World
IKEA MonkeyIt was incredible
In Washington, DC, today, hundreds of thousands of protesters filled the streets in a demonstration called the Women’s March on DC, while even more marched in cities across the United States and around the world, one day after the inauguration of President Donald J. Trump. Larger-than-expected crowds of women and their allies raised their voices against the new administration, and in support of women's rights, health issues, equality, diversity and inclusion. Below are images of today’s marches in Washington, New York, Denver, Chicago, Boston, Los Angeles, Seattle, and from other cities in England, Ghana, France, Canada, Serbia, Australia, Kenya, Germany, India, and many more.
Your Guide to Trump's Very White, Very Rich, Very Frightening Cabinet
IKEA MonkeySo jowly. Such eyebags.

WASHINGTON, DC—For the past several weeks, whenever President Donald Trump’s (haha fuck) transition team would announce a new member of his cabinet, the nation would partake in a communal panic—about the nominee’s lack of qualifications, about their past scandals and conflicts of interest, about what the stakes are if…
Not sure? Go. The women's march will welcome you.
IKEA MonkeyI hate crowds, but I'm going anyway.
Go to the women's march.
Maybe you're waffling over whether to march Saturday, the day after the presidential inauguration of a man who has breezily, relentlessly disrespected women and who is set to oversee changes in our laws that go beyond disrespect.
If you're waffling, why not just do it?
...FOX NEWS POLL: More voters in favor of expanding ObamaCare
IKEA MonkeyWow. Amazing. *eyeroll*
A Dog's Purpose: Suffering for Your Entertainment
IKEA Monkeyum seriously fuck this movie

By all prerelease accounts (or, at least, the one from a friend of mine who saw an early screening), the upcoming movie A Dog’s Life is a bonafide tear-jerker. In that case, consider this upsetting footage TMZ obtained of a dog on set of the movie futilely trying to resist being submerged into moving water and then…
I Libeled Julian Assange And All I Got Was An Incoherent Threat From Wikileaks
IKEA Monkeylol
Blustery Trump puts America closer to single-payer health care
IKEA MonkeyHahaha...what
I was stunned not so much by what Republican President-elect Donald Trump just said about health care as by when he said it.
For virtually his entire presidential campaign, Trump spewed airy, grandiose promises about his plans for replacing Obamacare (the Affordable Care Act) with something cheaper...
Yum Yum Yum, Vampire Bats Are Feeding On Humans Now
IKEA MonkeyThat's fine. Take me away, Bat Lords!

Four days to the inauguration and vampire bats are making a huge, unprecedented shift in their diet to feast on the blood of humans. A little on the nose, don’t you think?
What Is This Doll
IKEA Monkeylol wtf
The visuals for the new Beauty and the Beast live action movie have thus far been nothing short of terrifying. The Emma Watson doll is no exception.
'Fake news' complaints prompt YMCA to change the channel
IKEA MonkeyOh those precious snowflakes. Perhaps they need a safe space?
Is the Valparaiso Family YMCA simply exercising its right to appease as many members as possible, or is the new Donald Trump-led America already flexing its muscles?
Last Friday night, the YMCA stopped airing CNN on its televisions in the facility's wellness and exercise area. Why would it do so...
Zebra Shark Has Babies Without a Male After Years of Isolation
IKEA MonkeyMISANDRY

A female zebra shark in Australia has shocked scientists by producing three offspring after spending years away from her male partner. Subsequent analysis found that she had simply developed the ability to do it all on her own.
Chicago Cop Charged With Sexually Assaulting A Teen, Held On $75K Bond
IKEA MonkeyChicago's finest
The officer's victim attended the same high school where he worked as a security guard, according to prosecutors. [ more › ]
Connecticut Politician Arrested For Grabbing Woman's Groin, Called it A 'Joke'
IKEA MonkeyOld white men must be stopped

A Connecticut politician was arrested on Wednesday for calling a woman a “bloodsucking lazy union employee” before allegedly reaching between her legs and pinching her crotch.
Queen Latifah Says Living Single Reboot Is in the Works (For a 2010s Kinda World)
IKEA MonkeyI loved this show

It’s a given that after you read this news about Queen Latifah teasing a Living Single reboot during her appearance on Watch What Happens Live! with Andy Cohen that the legendary theme song will play over and over in your head.
Every Episode Of It's Always Sunny In Philadelphia, Ranked
IKEA Monkey#1 is absolutely correct but I have issues with the rest of the list. The Gang Buys a Boat should absolutely be in the top 10.

It’s Always Sunny In Philadelphia has been on the air since 2005, and somehow, a show about five terrible idiots who hatch insane schemes and treat each other with unabashed disdain is probably going to end up as the longest running live-action comedy series in TV history. The show is just getting into its 12th season…
Trump kicks off Martin Luther King weekend by attacking civil rights legend John Lewis
IKEA MonkeyThin skinned small-fingered vulgarian
Unwilling to let criticism pass, Donald Trump on Saturday pilloried as “all talk … no action” national icon John Lewis, who was repeatedly beaten by police and nearly lost his life during protests in the long struggle for civil rights.
Trump’s Twitter comments about the Georgia congressman came...
Hey, White Ladies! 4Chan Wants To Meme Some Babies Into Your Womb!
IKEA MonkeyThis has to be a joke
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