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20 Dec 21:46

This video will make you want to go to the Chemical Party

by Katharine Trendacosta

If all of chemistry is a dance party, then all the elements are guests, capable of attracting, repulsing, forming bonds, and experiencing explosive reactions.

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20 Dec 20:47

We Believe in You, Mr. Noodle!

We Believe in You, Mr. Noodle!

Submitted by: Unknown

Tagged: tumblr , mr-noodle , failbook
12 Dec 01:16

Engagement season....

12 Dec 01:14

Jacobs Well, north of Wimberly, Texas

11 Dec 21:47

Teen Who Killed Four People Got Off On Probation Because He's Rich

by Gabrielle Bluestone
Darendukes

Sorry to share all these 'bummer' articles, but this one in particular irks the shit out of me.

Teen Who Killed Four People Got Off On Probation Because He's Rich

A 16-year-old boy who drunkenly killed four people got probation this week because the judge — with no apparent irony — agreed with the boy's defense that he was a victim of "affluenza," whose parents taught him wealth and privilege shield consequences. The teen had faced up to twenty years in prison.

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11 Dec 21:44

Colorado officials are worried about a "Black Wednesday" situation when recreational marijuana offic

by Gabrielle Bluestone
Darendukes

GREEN Wednesday. Obviously.

Colorado officials are worried about a "Black Wednesday" situation when recreational marijuana officially goes on sale in January. Authorities say they fear there won't be enough state-sanctioned pot available for eager customers — but they may be seriously overestimating the motivation of recreational marijuana users.

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11 Dec 21:43

College Student Could Lose Limbs After Passing Out on Freezing Porch

by Neetzan Zimmerman
Darendukes

This is a tragic example of one of the many reasons to wait to leave until you see someone make it inside their house after dropping them off.

College Student Could Lose Limbs After Passing Out on Freezing Porch

A 19-year-old sophomore from the University of Minnesota Duluth suffered severe hypothermia and could lose one or more limbs after spending a night passed out on a freezing porch in subzero temperatures with only a jacket and UGG boots to protect her from the frostbiting cold.

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11 Dec 21:31

Brown's attorney denies report coach is resigning

by Newsroom

Mack Brown's attorney says the Texas coach has not resigned, denying a report that Brown was ready to step down after 16 seasons with the Longhorns.

Orangebloods.com is reporting, citing two unidentified sources, that Brown will announce he is leaving Texas and that an announcement could come later this week.

Joe Jamail, Brown's longtime friend and attorney, told The Associated Press on Tuesday: "Mack Brown has not resigned." He says Brown's future with Texas is still up to the coach.

Horns247.com, a Texas recruiting website, is reporting that Brown denied the report in a text from Florida, where he was recruiting.

Brown writes to Horns247: "I have not decided to step down."

Messages left with Texas spokesmen were not immediately returned.

11 Dec 21:30

Willie Nelson's golf course for sale

by Newsroom
Darendukes

"Yes, I'd like to apply for a loan. Oh, I see... I apologize. I'll leave without incident, sir."

Willie Nelson wants to sell his "Cut and Putt" Perdenales golf course. Realtor Laura Gottesman says the red-headed stranger has spent a lot of time on the fairways and clubhouse, "He  has his recording studios there.  And you know, if walls could talk...we'd  have quite a few stories."

The asking price is three million dollars.

 

11 Dec 01:24

Boy with Asthma Dies After School Confiscates His Inhaler

by Neetzan Zimmerman
Darendukes

Everyone, may I present to you, America!

Boy with Asthma Dies After School Confiscates His Inhaler

A mother is speaking out about one school's zero tolerance policy against asthma inhalers which she says claimed the life of her 12-year-old son.

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10 Dec 21:15

The 'Epic Rebirth' of Godzilla Gets Its First Official Trailer

by Neetzan Zimmerman

The first official trailer for the second American reboot of the Godzilla franchise landed on the Internet's shores today, bringing with it the promise of the first successful homage to Toho's creature feature classic.

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10 Dec 18:50

Study shows violent, risky behaviors the same in R-rated and PG movies

by Newsroom
Darendukes

Listen to the audio.
And then remember that video games turn kids into murderers*.

*Allegedly. There has been no study done and no evidence gathered to support this claim.

Thank you.

A new study shows if you're depending on movie ratings to keep your kids from seeing something they shouldn't...you shouldn't and an Austin doctor agrees.  KLBJ's Perry Watson has the story.

Researchers rated the content of top-grossing movies from 1985 through 2010.

 

10 Dec 18:46

Dive of death STILL attracting thrill seekers (including children) into its bottomless black hole that has claimed eight lives so far

by Newsroom
Darendukes

Had no idea this existed in Texas.

Standing on the edge of a never-ending black  hole, this is one leap you wouldn't want to make. Jacob's Well in Wimberley, Texas is one of  the most dangerous places to dive on Earth, having claimed the lives of more  than eight divers.  But that doesn't stop thrill-seekers from  taking the plunge.  This stunning natural swimming spot - and the  daredevil swimmers who dive into it - was captured by amateur photographer Carl  Griffin, 56.

'Jacob's Well is a perpetual  artesian spring that feeds Cypress Creek,' says Griffin, of Spring Branch,  Texas.   'When people look at the two boys making the  leap, they do not see the water. 'All they see is this huge  hole, an abyss; the boys appear to be jumping into.

'The water is that clear, that actually the  boys are only about one meter above the water's surface.  'Scuba divers love to explore the area  despite its dangers.  'Eight divers have lost their lives over the  years, despite attempts by authorities to prevent divers from entering the cave  system.'  The mouth of the spring is four metres wide,  with the depth of the water at approximately ten metres.

The spring then angles down into one of the  largest underwater caves in the state of Texas, reaching a depth of a massive  forty metres. Carl explains: 'For those who aren't diving,  this is a natural spring fed pool being that can be and is enjoyed by  everyone. 'Recent attempts at developing  the surrounding area resulted in the creation of a natural preserve so that the  springs could be enjoyed for generations to come, and I would definitely visit  again!'

Read more: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2521271/Jacobs-Well-Wimberley-Texas-dangerous-places-dive-Earth.html#ixzz2n51gqGWO Follow us: @MailOnline on Twitter | DailyMail on Facebook

 

 

 

09 Dec 21:06

Not gonna lie...this caught me off guard

09 Dec 20:54

PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS

by Timothy Burke on Deadspin, shared by jordan sargent to Gawker
09 Dec 20:38

Man Commits Suicide in Mall After Girlfriend Refuses to Stop Shopping

by Neetzan Zimmerman

Man Commits Suicide in Mall After Girlfriend Refuses to Stop Shopping

A man who was fed up with his girlfriend's incessant Christmas shopping responded to her request for one more look around a mall shoe store by leaping seven floors to his death.

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06 Dec 23:03

Some Brass-Balled Genius Tried to Sneak A Lot of Pot Into the Pentagon

by Adam Weinstein

Some Brass-Balled Genius Tried to Sneak A Lot of Pot Into the Pentagon

Like, a big bunch. And it was apparently caught only because of some random, non-routine dragnet:

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06 Dec 22:52

Today My Grandma gifted me the key of my late grandpa's personal library.I'm so honored righ now :)

Darendukes

Dixit card candidate.

06 Dec 22:50

Ghetto ass romance novel

Darendukes

Wut?

06 Dec 22:36

Freeways were empty and schools delayed. I give you the great snow and ice storm of December 2013. Austin TX.

Darendukes

Because Austin.

06 Dec 22:30

Daria, Trent And Jane Together Again [Cosplay]

by Nicole Wakelin
Darendukes

Because Daria.

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The gang is back together in the Daria cosplay featuring Daria along with Trent, and Jane. They’ve got the outfits and, more importantly, the attitude done perfectly.

Cosplay by: FaultyFrame Proj.
Photo by ~AnnetVoronaya.
Makeup by ~Int0XiKate.

See more pictures after the break…

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Send your cosplay pics to tips@fashionablygeek.com.

(roxannameta via Best of Cosplay)


    






06 Dec 22:29

Cast All The Spells With This Light Up Digital Wizard Hoodie

by Amy Ratcliffe
Darendukes

Like the sleeve of a wizard!

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ThinkGeek is really delivering the magic with this creative and wondrous wizard hoodie. The Technomancer lights up in different colors and produces sound effects. You have a variety of options at your fingertips including a fireball, restore health, and shockwave. Those abilities combine to form nine different spells. You don’t even have to study them or gather ingredients. The hoodie just needs batteries and it will light up on the hood and arms and make noise and everything. It’s the ultimate clothing item for D&D.

See more photos and a video of the hoodie in mid-spell after the break.

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Product Page ($119.99)


    






06 Dec 21:56

Those Who are Unwilling to Press the Upvote Arrow

Darendukes

JUST THE GIF!

06 Dec 21:44

Principal Bans Hispanic Students from Speaking Spanish

by Neetzan Zimmerman

Principal Bans Hispanic Students from Speaking Spanish

So much for the principal being your pal: A Texas middle school principal informed Hispanic students in her school that they would no longer be allowed to speak Spanish while in class.

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06 Dec 21:29

Carjackers Who Stole Truck Full of Radioactive Waste Likely to Die

by Taylor Berman
Darendukes

Fantastic.

Carjackers Who Stole Truck Full of Radioactive Waste Likely to Die

Pro-tip to any aspiring carjackers out there: If you're going to steal a truck, make sure it's not one filled with radioactive waste.

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06 Dec 21:22

Passenger Plane Aborts Scary Sideways Landing at the Last Second

by Neetzan Zimmerman
Darendukes

...and now I'll never fly on an airplane again.

A Boeing 777 operated by Dubai-based airline Emirates was forced to execute a terrifying go-around after it missed its approach due to high winds at England's Birmingham Airport.

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04 Dec 23:41

That Kennedy VJ From MTV Is Still Alive, And She's Getting a Fox Show

by Adam Weinstein
Darendukes

I hate Kennedy so fucking much.

That Kennedy VJ From MTV Is Still Alive, And She's Getting a Fox Show

Since everyone gets to talk on TV for money these days, why not MTV's early-'90s token conservative, too?

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04 Dec 23:14

Ehrhoff's GWG goes between the blade and boot of a skate.

Darendukes

Sniper.
Someone show this to Mike.

04 Dec 01:22

In and Out Burger comes to Central Texas

by Newsroom
Darendukes

Never eaten there myself, but people love it.

California Transplants have been craving this day for years and Central Texans will finally get their first taste of the In and Out Burger. KLBJ's Chris Fox is one of those who dodged traffic and braved long lines to get a bite at the newest restaurant in Round Rock. 

He says folks like Kelly Bailiff were getting in line as early as 6a.m. Bailiff says, "I have been dying for this place to open for months." 

Carl Van Flee, VP of Development, tells KLBJ, "Most importantly what our customers tells us that what makes them come back are the burgers, the freshness and the quality." 

In and Out first settled in Texas a couple years ago in DFW. Over the next few weeks they plan on opening two more in the Austin Market.