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Teen Who Killed Four People Got Off On Probation Because He's Rich
DarendukesSorry to share all these 'bummer' articles, but this one in particular irks the shit out of me.
A 16-year-old boy who drunkenly killed four people got probation this week because the judge — with no apparent irony — agreed with the boy's defense that he was a victim of "affluenza," whose parents taught him wealth and privilege shield consequences. The teen had faced up to twenty years in prison.
Colorado officials are worried about a "Black Wednesday" situation when recreational marijuana offic
DarendukesGREEN Wednesday. Obviously.
Colorado officials are worried about a "Black Wednesday" situation when recreational marijuana officially goes on sale in January. Authorities say they fear there won't be enough state-sanctioned pot available for eager customers — but they may be seriously overestimating the motivation of recreational marijuana users.
College Student Could Lose Limbs After Passing Out on Freezing Porch
DarendukesThis is a tragic example of one of the many reasons to wait to leave until you see someone make it inside their house after dropping them off.
Brown's attorney denies report coach is resigning
Mack Brown's attorney says the Texas coach has not resigned, denying a report that Brown was ready to step down after 16 seasons with the Longhorns.
Orangebloods.com is reporting, citing two unidentified sources, that Brown will announce he is leaving Texas and that an announcement could come later this week.
Joe Jamail, Brown's longtime friend and attorney, told The Associated Press on Tuesday: "Mack Brown has not resigned." He says Brown's future with Texas is still up to the coach.
Horns247.com, a Texas recruiting website, is reporting that Brown denied the report in a text from Florida, where he was recruiting.
Brown writes to Horns247: "I have not decided to step down."
Messages left with Texas spokesmen were not immediately returned.
Willie Nelson's golf course for sale
Darendukes"Yes, I'd like to apply for a loan. Oh, I see... I apologize. I'll leave without incident, sir."
Willie Nelson wants to sell his "Cut and Putt" Perdenales golf course. Realtor Laura Gottesman says the red-headed stranger has spent a lot of time on the fairways and clubhouse, "He has his recording studios there. And you know, if walls could talk...we'd have quite a few stories."
The asking price is three million dollars.
Boy with Asthma Dies After School Confiscates His Inhaler
DarendukesEveryone, may I present to you, America!
A mother is speaking out about one school's zero tolerance policy against asthma inhalers which she says claimed the life of her 12-year-old son.
The 'Epic Rebirth' of Godzilla Gets Its First Official Trailer
Study shows violent, risky behaviors the same in R-rated and PG movies
DarendukesListen to the audio.
And then remember that video games turn kids into murderers*.
*Allegedly. There has been no study done and no evidence gathered to support this claim.
Thank you.
A new study shows if you're depending on movie ratings to keep your kids from seeing something they shouldn't...you shouldn't and an Austin doctor agrees. KLBJ's Perry Watson has the story.
Researchers rated the content of top-grossing movies from 1985 through 2010.
Dive of death STILL attracting thrill seekers (including children) into its bottomless black hole that has claimed eight lives so far
DarendukesHad no idea this existed in Texas.
Standing on the edge of a never-ending black hole, this is one leap you wouldn't want to make. Jacob's Well in Wimberley, Texas is one of the most dangerous places to dive on Earth, having claimed the lives of more than eight divers. But that doesn't stop thrill-seekers from taking the plunge. This stunning natural swimming spot - and the daredevil swimmers who dive into it - was captured by amateur photographer Carl Griffin, 56.
'Jacob's Well is a perpetual artesian spring that feeds Cypress Creek,' says Griffin, of Spring Branch, Texas. 'When people look at the two boys making the leap, they do not see the water. 'All they see is this huge hole, an abyss; the boys appear to be jumping into.
'The water is that clear, that actually the boys are only about one meter above the water's surface. 'Scuba divers love to explore the area despite its dangers. 'Eight divers have lost their lives over the years, despite attempts by authorities to prevent divers from entering the cave system.' The mouth of the spring is four metres wide, with the depth of the water at approximately ten metres.
The spring then angles down into one of the largest underwater caves in the state of Texas, reaching a depth of a massive forty metres. Carl explains: 'For those who aren't diving, this is a natural spring fed pool being that can be and is enjoyed by everyone. 'Recent attempts at developing the surrounding area resulted in the creation of a natural preserve so that the springs could be enjoyed for generations to come, and I would definitely visit again!'
Read more: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2521271/Jacobs-Well-Wimberley-Texas-dangerous-places-dive-Earth.html#ixzz2n51gqGWO Follow us: @MailOnline on Twitter | DailyMail on Facebook
PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS
Man Commits Suicide in Mall After Girlfriend Refuses to Stop Shopping
A man who was fed up with his girlfriend's incessant Christmas shopping responded to her request for one more look around a mall shoe store by leaping seven floors to his death.
Some Brass-Balled Genius Tried to Sneak A Lot of Pot Into the Pentagon
Today My Grandma gifted me the key of my late grandpa's personal library.I'm so honored righ now :)
DarendukesDixit card candidate.
Freeways were empty and schools delayed. I give you the great snow and ice storm of December 2013. Austin TX.
DarendukesBecause Austin.
Daria, Trent And Jane Together Again [Cosplay]
DarendukesBecause Daria.
The gang is back together in the Daria cosplay featuring Daria along with Trent, and Jane. They’ve got the outfits and, more importantly, the attitude done perfectly.
Cosplay by: FaultyFrame Proj.
Photo by ~AnnetVoronaya.
Makeup by ~Int0XiKate.
See more pictures after the break…
Send your cosplay pics to tips@fashionablygeek.com.
(roxannameta via Best of Cosplay)
Cast All The Spells With This Light Up Digital Wizard Hoodie
DarendukesLike the sleeve of a wizard!
ThinkGeek is really delivering the magic with this creative and wondrous wizard hoodie. The Technomancer lights up in different colors and produces sound effects. You have a variety of options at your fingertips including a fireball, restore health, and shockwave. Those abilities combine to form nine different spells. You don’t even have to study them or gather ingredients. The hoodie just needs batteries and it will light up on the hood and arms and make noise and everything. It’s the ultimate clothing item for D&D.
See more photos and a video of the hoodie in mid-spell after the break.
Product Page ($119.99)
Principal Bans Hispanic Students from Speaking Spanish
Carjackers Who Stole Truck Full of Radioactive Waste Likely to Die
DarendukesFantastic.
Pro-tip to any aspiring carjackers out there: If you're going to steal a truck, make sure it's not one filled with radioactive waste.
Passenger Plane Aborts Scary Sideways Landing at the Last Second
Darendukes...and now I'll never fly on an airplane again.
That Kennedy VJ From MTV Is Still Alive, And She's Getting a Fox Show
DarendukesI hate Kennedy so fucking much.
Since everyone gets to talk on TV for money these days, why not MTV's early-'90s token conservative, too?
Ehrhoff's GWG goes between the blade and boot of a skate.
DarendukesSniper.
Someone show this to Mike.
In and Out Burger comes to Central Texas
DarendukesNever eaten there myself, but people love it.
California Transplants have been craving this day for years and Central Texans will finally get their first taste of the In and Out Burger. KLBJ's Chris Fox is one of those who dodged traffic and braved long lines to get a bite at the newest restaurant in Round Rock.
He says folks like Kelly Bailiff were getting in line as early as 6a.m. Bailiff says, "I have been dying for this place to open for months."
Carl Van Flee, VP of Development, tells KLBJ, "Most importantly what our customers tells us that what makes them come back are the burgers, the freshness and the quality."
In and Out first settled in Texas a couple years ago in DFW. Over the next few weeks they plan on opening two more in the Austin Market.