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Constantin-produced Resident Evil series to infect your TV
Grisly Evil Within Glitch Lets You Play After Getting Beheaded
Magic: The Gathering is getting a Board Game
Craft Brewer Buys All the Count Chocula, Cereal Lovers Confused and Sad
A craft brewer in Fort Collins, Colorado caused quite an uproar among seasonal cereal fans when it bought a grocery store's entire supply of Count Chocula cereal earlier this month
French Uptight Over 24-Foot Parisian Butt Plug
DarendukesWhy would you build such a thing? Not everything is art. Some stuff is just stupid and pointless.
Couple Fucking in the Sea Hospitalized After Getting Stuck Together
Darendukes1. Sex in salt water. No.
2. Dude, just finish her off. WTF?
A couple having sex in the ocean off the Italian coast earlier this week reportedly became stuck together—"due to suction," according to the Local—and required a trip to the emergency room to be separated.
The Erotic Art of a Painter Who Claims an Alien Took His Virginity
The Vault of Glass Is The Best Thing In Destiny
DarendukesAfter reading this, I now really want to get all four of us online to do this.
The first time my team completed Destiny's Vault of Glass raid, it took us more than 10 hours. The second time, it took us 90 minutes.
New Book Will Reveal What's Happened In Twin Peaks In The Last 25 Years
DarendukesI'm starting to get excited about Twin Peaks returning...
The new season of Twin Peaks will pick up 25 years after the show left off, but what happened to the denizens of Washington's weirdest town in the interim? An upcoming book by Twin Peaks co-creator Mark Frost will reveal all—or at least as much as Twin Peaks ever reveals.
Marvel's Next Comic Event Is A Completely Insane Planet Hulk
DarendukesOk, so the green Hulk near the bottom left is Hulk Hogan...
Is Marvel screwing with everyone?
Marvel has announced yet another comic event for 2015, and it's another blast from the pretty recent past. Planet Hulk will join Secret Wars, Civil War, X-Men: Years of Future Past, No More Mutants, Age of Ultron Vs. Marvel Zombies and god knows what else, and holy shit what are all those Hulks doing there?!
Cosmic ray particle shower? There’s an app for that.
DarendukesThat's awesome! Do what you can with what you have.
Every second, the Earth is being struck by cosmic rays, high energy particles that slam into the atmosphere. Understanding where they come from and how they're generated could provide information about some of the most energetic processes in the Universe. But Earth's atmosphere protects us from them, ensuring that they don't make it to the surface. Instead, we have to look for the shower of photons and particles that the cosmic rays create when they hit the atmosphere.
Even large detectors, however, only capture a few traces of the high energy particles that reach the Earth, meaning that careful studies of their origin can take years, possibly even decades. So some researchers decided it might be possible to take advantage of a large population of non-specialized detectors that are pre-positioned all over the world: cell phone cameras.
The researchers from the University of California have drafted a paper in which they describe testing whether a smartphone camera can detect high energy photons and particles of the sort produced by cosmic rays. Testing with radioactive isotopes of radium, cobalt, and cesium showed that the detector easily picked up gamma rays (and you didn't even have to point the phones at the source!). They also put a phone inside a lead box and showed that they could detect high energy particles. Finally, they took a phone up on a commercial flight and were able to obtain a particle track across the detector.
PSA: Get $15 back on Xbox game pre-orders
DarendukesThat's cool. Just have to pre-order from the actual Microsoft Store website.
We're now close to two weeks into the game industry's critical holiday quarter, and if your wallet isn't crying yet, it likely will be when the flood of games continues through November and into December. A new offer from Microsoft has the potential to cushion that blow a little bit, offering $15 in Xbox Live Rewards for Xbox 360 and Xbox One games pre-ordered through the Microsoft Store website.
To get the deal, you have to link your Xbox Live account to the Xbox Live Rewards program, which gives additional online store credit for other online activities. Use that Rewards account e-mail when pre-ordering Xbox games on MicrosoftStore.com starting today and you'll get 15,000 Reward points, worth $15 in Xbox Live store credit, for each of up to three pre-orders. After that, you can still take advantage of the same $10 gift card or Xbox Live credit being offered to anyone who pre-orders from the site.
More details are available on Xbox Wire and on the Xbox Live Rewards site. It's not clear how long the bonus rewards offer will last, so if you're planning on pre-ordering an Xbox game anyway, you might as well take advantage sooner than later.
Hero Cat Saves World From Another Goddamn Fucking Ukelele Cover
DarendukesHAHA!!!
Apparently Google Glass Addiction Is Now A Thing
This sea lion is so grateful for being released from a fishing net.
DarendukesTHANKS PAL!!!
Next Year You'll Be Able to Get HBO Online Without Cable
DarendukesIt's a miracle!
Heartless Couple Sells Home, Throws in Son's Cat for an Extra $140,000
Darendukes"Fuck you, mom and dad!" - The son
An Australian couple selling their multi-million-dollar home had a tough decision to make when the buyer refused to close the deal unless he could also have their cat, Tiffany. The Perceval family agreed to the proposal in exchange for an extra $140,000, news.com.au reported. They don't seem to have any regrets.
It's almost that time of year again
Darendukes...and that he did not possess the willpower to move "four billion tons of white bull shit."
Parrot Disappears for Four Years, Returns Home Fluent in Spanish
DarendukesAwesome.