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Here Are the Top Pornos Downloaded in the Vatican
DarendukesI love data.
Chinese Man Requires Emergency Surgery After the Swamp Eel He Stuck Up His Butt Gnaws Through His Colon
Made this after getting my wisdom teeth out. My friend didn't think it was a funny pun so I told him to go fuck himself, and that I didn't need his approval - I'm a lonely man.
DarendukesFor Eric.
Someone Hit X Now!
Get Over Here and Play a Video Game
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Tagged: betrayal , halo , the walking dead Share on FacebookAlien life in our solar system, according to pulp-art legend Frank R. Paul
Almost fifty years after his death, Frank R. Paul remains one of the biggest names in science fiction art and pulp magazine illustration. These visions of life on moons and planets throughout our solar system (recently posted to reddit with no attribution to Paul, his work, or his impact) provide us with another fantastic example of why his legacy endures.
Xbox 360 Used as a Weapon in Strange Florida Murder
Redditor Confesses to Murder with Meme, Gets Doxed by Other Redditors, Deletes His Account and Disappears
When a man gets stuck in a monster costume, the whole village teams up to hunt him down
Short film The Elaborate End of Robert Ebb puts a hilarious spin on the "human turns into a monster" trope. Security guard Robert decides to play a prank on his coworker with a squidy monster suit. But when he can't get the slimy thing off, the townspeople think there's a monster on the loose, and they're not shy about hunting it down.
A zombie-bitten father tries to save his infant daughter in this bittersweet short film
DarendukesGood stuff.
I've Never Seen Action Figures Like This Before
Cheap Toy Poodles Purchased in Argentinian Bazaar Turn Out to Be 'Ferrets on Steroids'
DarendukesI don't see the problem. Look at that ferret! That is a kick-ass ferret!
The Many Reasons This Guy's Son Is Crying Are All Guaranteed to Cheer You Up
DarendukesMy favorites:
"I broke this cheese in half."
"I wouldn't let him drown in this pond."
Thieves In Germany Make Away With Five Metric Tons of Nutella
UT receiver Sanders arrested on DWI charge
University of Texas receiver Kendall Sanders has been arrested on a drunken driving charge. A Texas A&M University police spokesman said Sanders was arrested after being stopped for an unspecified traffic violation about 2:40 a.m. Saturday. The College Station street runs through campus but isn't on A&M property. Brazos County records show that Sanders was booked into the county jail just after 5 a.m. and released on $3,000 bond before 8 a.m. In a statement Sunday, Longhorns coach Mack Brown said UT would monitor the situation and "do what's best for the university, Kendall and the team." Jail records don't show whether Sanders has an attorney. Sanders will be a sophomore next season. He emerged from spring practice as one of the favorites for Texas' No. 3 receiver spot.
Google Fiber expected in Austin
Google and Austin city officials are expected to announce next week that Austin will be selected as the next city to receive Google Fiber, an ultra-highspeed "gigabit broadband" Internet service. An event scheduled for Tuesday at 11 a.m. says that “the City of Austin and Google will make a very important announcement that will have a positive impact on Austinites and the future of the city.” City officials and Google are not commenting on whether Google Fiber is coming to Austin at this time. More than 100 community leaders and elected officials are expected to be in attendance to celebrate the announcement Tuesday. Google Fiber was first introduced in Kansas City last September. That community was selected from a list of more than 1,100 applicants in 2011. According to Google, the product offers a connection speed 100 times faster than today's broadband.
Russian Man Who Wanted to Win Ex-Wife Back Used Homemade Bomb to Blow Her Up
Florida Woman Finds Goldfish Cracker with a 'Cross' and 'Crown'; Claims It's a Sign from God
Surreptitiously Recorded Video Chronicles One Family's Hilarious 'Football Meltdowns' Over the Course of the Entire 2012 Season
Darendukes3:13 Dad sounds like Yeti screaming 'mutherfucker!'