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09 Apr 18:10

Here Are the Top Pornos Downloaded in the Vatican

by Max Read
Darendukes

I love data.

Click here to read Here Are the Top Pornos Downloaded in the Vatican Once you've seen the Sistine Chapel six or seven times, life in Vatican City can get a bit... boring (we imagine). So what else is there to do? According an analysis by TorrentFreak and Scaneye: download pirated porn. More »


09 Apr 17:37

Chinese Man Requires Emergency Surgery After the Swamp Eel He Stuck Up His Butt Gnaws Through His Colon

by Neetzan Zimmerman
Click here to read Chinese Man Requires Emergency Surgery After the Swamp Eel He Stuck Up His Butt Gnaws Through His Colon A doctor in China couldn't help herself after she recently treated a man whose colon had been perforated by the eel he had stuck up his butt. More »


09 Apr 17:34

Telegram for you, sir!

09 Apr 17:32

Merle Dixon

09 Apr 17:32

Made this after getting my wisdom teeth out. My friend didn't think it was a funny pun so I told him to go fuck himself, and that I didn't need his approval - I'm a lonely man.

Darendukes

For Eric.

08 Apr 23:16

I work at a shipping company and this came through today

08 Apr 23:08

Norwegian Forest Cats

08 Apr 23:07

Pretty much sums up my relationship with pizza rolls.

08 Apr 23:04

Someone Hit X Now!

Someone Hit X Now!

Get Over Here and Play a Video Game

Submitted by: Unknown (via Dualmilion)

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08 Apr 22:55

Alien life in our solar system, according to pulp-art legend Frank R. Paul

by Robert T. Gonzalez

Almost fifty years after his death, Frank R. Paul remains one of the biggest names in science fiction art and pulp magazine illustration. These visions of life on moons and planets throughout our solar system (recently posted to reddit with no attribution to Paul, his work, or his impact) provide us with another fantastic example of why his legacy endures.

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08 Apr 22:29

Xbox 360 Used as a Weapon in Strange Florida Murder

by Owen Good

In five years of writing about weird crime here, I've heard of gaming consoles being involved in violent crime in just about every way possible—except as a weapon itself. That's one of the many bizarre features of a murder in Florida last Sunday.

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08 Apr 20:59

Redditor Confesses to Murder with Meme, Gets Doxed by Other Redditors, Deletes His Account and Disappears

by Neetzan Zimmerman
Click here to read Redditor Confesses to Murder with Meme, Gets Doxed by Other Redditors, Deletes His Account and Disappears The image macro meme Confession Bear is mostly used to bare one's soul concerning trivial matters such as loving the smell of one's own balls. More »


08 Apr 20:20

When a man gets stuck in a monster costume, the whole village teams up to hunt him down

by Lauren Davis

Short film The Elaborate End of Robert Ebb puts a hilarious spin on the "human turns into a monster" trope. Security guard Robert decides to play a prank on his coworker with a squidy monster suit. But when he can't get the slimy thing off, the townspeople think there's a monster on the loose, and they're not shy about hunting it down.

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08 Apr 19:05

A zombie-bitten father tries to save his infant daughter in this bittersweet short film

by Lauren Davis
Darendukes

Good stuff.

So you've been bitten by a zombie. So long, conscious brain activity, hello craving for human meat. But the protagonist of the short film Cargo has bigger problems than his impending demise: he has to find a way to save his infant daughter, even if he has to die first to do it.

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08 Apr 18:23

I've Never Seen Action Figures Like This Before

by Brian Ashcraft

Every artist has his or her material of choice. For some, it's paint. For others, it's stone or clay. For Japanese artist Shota Katsube, it's twist ties.

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08 Apr 18:05

This bird waits for my coworker to show up every morning. Then spends the day looking at itself in the mirror and shitting.

08 Apr 18:04

Cheap Toy Poodles Purchased in Argentinian Bazaar Turn Out to Be 'Ferrets on Steroids'

by Neetzan Zimmerman
Darendukes

I don't see the problem. Look at that ferret! That is a kick-ass ferret!

Click here to read Cheap Toy Poodles Purchased in Argentinian Bazaar Turn Out to Be 'Ferrets on Steroids' A man in Argentina was either ripped off or not depending on your view of paying for a toy poodle and getting a giant ferret instead. More »


08 Apr 17:42

The Many Reasons This Guy's Son Is Crying Are All Guaranteed to Cheer You Up

by Neetzan Zimmerman
Darendukes

My favorites:
"I broke this cheese in half."
"I wouldn't let him drown in this pond."

Click here to read The Many Reasons This Guy's Son Is Crying Are All Guaranteed to Cheer You Up Your baby boy loves to cry. Loves it. More »


08 Apr 17:34

Thieves In Germany Make Away With Five Metric Tons of Nutella

by Neetzan Zimmerman
Click here to read Thieves In Germany Make Away With Five Metric Tons of Nutella Seven palettes of Nutella totaling five metric tons (5.5 tons) were lifted off a truck in the central German town of Niederaula over the weekend. More »


08 Apr 17:32

UT receiver Sanders arrested on DWI charge

by Newsroom

University of Texas receiver Kendall Sanders has been arrested on a drunken driving charge.  A Texas A&M University police spokesman said Sanders was arrested after being stopped for an unspecified traffic violation about 2:40 a.m. Saturday. The College Station street runs through campus but isn't on A&M property.  Brazos County records show that Sanders was booked into the county jail just after 5 a.m. and released on $3,000 bond before 8 a.m.  In a statement Sunday, Longhorns coach Mack Brown said UT would monitor the situation and "do what's best for the university, Kendall and the team."  Jail records don't show whether Sanders has an attorney.  Sanders will be a sophomore next season. He emerged from spring practice as one of the favorites for Texas' No. 3 receiver spot.

06 Apr 21:05

Google Fiber expected in Austin

by Newsroom

Google and Austin city officials are expected to announce next week that Austin will be selected as the next city to receive Google Fiber, an ultra-highspeed "gigabit broadband" Internet service. An event scheduled for Tuesday at 11 a.m. says that “the City of Austin and Google will make a very important announcement that will have a positive impact on Austinites and the future of the city.” City officials and Google are not commenting on whether Google Fiber is coming to Austin at this time. More than 100 community leaders and elected officials are expected to be in attendance to celebrate the announcement Tuesday. Google Fiber was first introduced in Kansas City last September. That community was selected from a list of more than 1,100 applicants in 2011. According to Google, the product offers a connection speed 100 times faster than today's broadband.

http://www.kxan.com/dpp/news/local/austin/google-fiber-expected-in-austin?ref=scroller&categoryId=30379&status=true

06 Apr 21:04

I am vengeance! I am the night! I am...

06 Apr 21:02

Compliments of The Burn Clinic

06 Apr 20:56

My neighbor has a turbine with a bad bearing...it's obnoxiously loud...He went to go check it out because it's been real quiet lately...

06 Apr 20:56

Genghis Khan statue on the Mongolian steepes

06 Apr 20:54

Russian Man Who Wanted to Win Ex-Wife Back Used Homemade Bomb to Blow Her Up

by Neetzan Zimmerman
Click here to read Russian Man Who Wanted to Win Ex-Wife Back Used Homemade Bomb to Blow Her Up A Russian man who reportedly tricked his ex-wife into detonating a homemade explosive device on herself says he did so in an effort to foster an atmosphere of reconciliation. More »


05 Apr 22:37

Florida Woman Finds Goldfish Cracker with a 'Cross' and 'Crown'; Claims It's a Sign from God

by Neetzan Zimmerman
Click here to read Florida Woman Finds Goldfish Cracker with a 'Cross' and 'Crown'; Claims It's a Sign from God "When I picked this one up, I knew he was special," Patti Burke told Local 6 News. More »


05 Apr 22:33

True story

05 Apr 21:38

Surreptitiously Recorded Video Chronicles One Family's Hilarious 'Football Meltdowns' Over the Course of the Entire 2012 Season

by Neetzan Zimmerman
Darendukes

3:13 Dad sounds like Yeti screaming 'mutherfucker!'

05 Apr 20:27

Stock photographs of "scientists" are way more hilarious than you ever imagined

by Robert T. Gonzalez

Things stock photographs of scientists get right (sometimes): glassware, lab coats. Things stock photographs of scientists get wrong: pretty much everything else.

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