This is America's answer to Hadokening, the latest Twitter meme from Japan inspired by a power attack move featured in the popular manga / anime seriesDragon Ball. Hat tip goes to Kotaku!
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Tagged: star wars , vadering Share on FacebookDarendukesOuch...
He only lasted 3 days.
DarendukesThat's fucked up.
This has always GIFen me something to think about.
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Tagged: ouch , FAIL , gifs , kids , seat belts Share on FacebookIn what might be the first documented case of technologically-assisted interspecies telepathy, an international team of researchers has successfully created a non-invasive brain-to-brain interface that allows humans to make a rat move involuntarily. The breakthrough could lead to more advanced techniques in which a person can control the parts of another person’s body with their thoughts.
DarendukesA group of owls is called a parliament. Badass.
BioShock Infinite: Siege of Columbia tells the tale of Columbia from a fresh perspective: the tabletop.
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They took their sweet time for sure, but Netflix has finally graced fans of Arrested Development with the final official for real debut date of the show's impossibly anticipated fourth season: Sunday, May 26th @ 12:01 AM PST. More » 
Darendukes"Governor Rick Perry says he can see why they would target our city saying, "The individuals in North Norea understand that Austin, TX is now a very important city in America, as do corporate CEO's and other people who are moving here in record numbers."
I can't believe Perry is using this as a plug for how awesome Austin is. I mean, it is awesome, but you are a fucking tool, Governor.
With Governor Perry saying he understands why North Korea has apparently targeted Austin, and City manager Marc Ott vowing, "We’re prepared to take whatever precautions our Federal partners might deem necessary". Some Austinites are asking; "Should we be worried"?
Austin's Chief of Police says partly no, but partly yes. Art Acevedo says "People in Austin were calling me worried about the potential threat that North Korea poses to Austin. I just said, I don't expect missles to start raining on Austin any time soon."
Art Acevedo tells News Radio KLBJ that as far as a missile attack goes, North Korea is not capable of hitting Austin. But he does say we should be vigilant for Cyber Attacks or other types of terrorist attacks. He also says that he is more worried about 'homegrown extremists' than he is about North Korea.
Governor Rick Perry says he can see why they would target our city saying, "The individuals in North Norea understand that Austin, TX is now a very important city in America, as do corporate CEO's and other people who are moving here in record numbers."
Get Over Here and Play a Video Game
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What happens? Bad news, that's what happens. My favorite part is the older brother's plaintive plea at the end: "Why do they even make Baby Lightsabers?!"
This is one terrifying premise: Lena Headey and Ethan Hawke star in the not-so-distant-future movie of The Purge, where all of America's problems have been solved thanks to the government's decision to legalize all crime for 12 hours once a year. Watch what happens to Hawke and his family during their night of The Purge.
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An Oklahoma teen who thought it would be funny to fool her boyfriend into believing she was pregnant suddenly got serious halfway into her own April 1st prank and ditched the gag in favor of stabbing him in the neck instead. More » 
I actually like Michael Cera, but I am aware that many folks do not, and for those people, I am happy to present the new NSFW trailer (language-wise) for Seth Rogen's upcoming apocalypse comedy This Is the End. It features 1) Michael Cera spitting cocaine into Christopher Mintz-Plasse's face, 2) Emma Watson threatening several grown men with an axe, 3) and the graphic, brutal death of Michael Cera. You're welcome.
DarendukesThat's fucked up, Netflix.
