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02 May 22:25

They Just Don't Understand

Darendukes

For everyone watching Game of Thrones.

They Just Don't Understand

Submitted by: Unknown

Tagged: Game of Thrones , friendzone , dothraki , dating Share on Facebook
02 May 22:05

Don't worry I'm black

02 May 22:00

Douchebag-cat in action

02 May 21:53

hey. HEY. HEY! Ohhhhh...

02 May 21:53

Seize that opportunity my friend

02 May 19:06

Florida Man Phones 911 Dozens of Times to Order Kool-Aid and Weed

by Neetzan Zimmerman

Police in St. Petersburg arrested a very confused individual on Sunday after he allegedly phoned 911 over 80 times in a row to order food and drugs.

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02 May 19:03

Kris Kross Rapper Chris “Mac Daddy” Kelly Dead at 34

by Taylor Berman
Darendukes

Poor Daddy Mac... Who will jump with him now?
Also, I hope they bury him in a backwards suit.

Chris “Mac Daddy” Kelly, one half of the popular early 1990s rap duo Kris Kross, has died. He was found unresponsive in his home Wednesday afternoon and was taken to Atlanta Medical Center, where he was pronounced dead. He was 34.

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02 May 18:58

Science Finds Fountain of Youth Brain Region That Slows Down Aging

by Kyle Wagner

Eternal or even elongated life is an idiotic thing to wish for. You don't want to get old, and then tack on 50 more years of wrinkles and Metamucil. But prolonged youth? Full body youth? More time being young and nubile and beautiful? Absolutely. And the key to that could lie right inside your brain.

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02 May 14:47

Rumor: Microsoft wants to resurrect 'Heroes' as original Xbox show

by Jessica Conditt
Report Microsoft in talks to resurrect 'Heroes' as original Xbox show Microsoft is in talks to bring Heroes back, possibly as part of its original Xbox programming lineup, TVLine reports. The new series would involve new heroes and stories, with cameos from past stars, though talks are still in preliminary stages, the site says.

In 2012, Microsoft formed Xbox Entertainment Studios in Los Angeles with the goal of producing exclusive series for Xbox and "interactive" programming, all overseen by former CBS Entertainment President Nancy Tellem.

JoystiqRumor: Microsoft wants to resurrect 'Heroes' as original Xbox show originally appeared on Joystiq on Wed, 17 Apr 2013 21:30:00 EST. Please see our terms for use of feeds.

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01 May 21:33

Let's See If He Can Dodge the Results

Darendukes

For Ryan. Maybe. I don't know. For somebody.

Let's See If He Can Dodge the Results

Submitted by: veley10

Tagged: system32 , dodgeball Share on Facebook
01 May 21:22

The Premier Ancient Alien

01 May 21:16

Well, What Do We Have Here?

Well, What Do We Have Here?

GIF that kitten an award for having the ultimate hiding place.

Submitted by: Iron-man01

Tagged: matts , kittens , wtf , gifs , critters Share on Facebook
01 May 21:11

I too thought this scene was awesome because of this.

Darendukes

I fuckin knew it!

01 May 21:08

There will never be another selfie as great as this.

01 May 20:07

Now This Is How You Ace a Paper!

Now This Is How You Ace a Paper!

Submitted by: Unknown (via Reddit)

Tagged: paper , grade , ä , g rated , School of FAIL Share on Facebook
01 May 20:04

This Isn't Photoshopped of the Day: NASA Mars Rovers Accidentally Drew This

Darendukes

Another quiet day at the JPL until Frank jumped up and screamed, "Ha! Nailed it!"

This Isn't Photoshopped of the Day: NASA Mars Rovers Accidentally Drew This

This may be the most expensive penis graffiti in the history of humanity. NASA's twin exploration rovers Spirit and Opportunity accidentally drew what appears to be a large phallus during their 10km-plus exploration on the surface of Mars. The discovery was first made yesterday by Redditor radioactive_toy in a post submitted to the /r/pics subreddit, which quickly reached the frontpage and temporarily brought down the NASA web server as a result of the "Reddit Effect."

Submitted by: Unknown (via The Huffington Post)

Tagged: fail nation Share on Facebook
01 May 19:55

A Friendly Reminder to Always Check the Plug

A Friendly Reminder to Always Check the Plug

Submitted by: Unknown (via Reddit)

Tagged: repairs , stove , genius , fail nation , g rated Share on Facebook
01 May 19:54

Papa John's Underestimates Its Customer Base

Papa John's Underestimates Its Customer Base

Submitted by: Callum

Tagged: pizza , trolling , customers , addiction , papa johns , after 12 Share on Facebook
01 May 19:53

Custom Action Figure Making Taken to the Next Level

Custom Action Figure Making Taken to the Next Level

Submitted by: Unknown (via Unicron9)

Tagged: transformers , toys , nerdgasm , Star Trek , g rated , win Share on Facebook
01 May 19:41

Order Pizza Hut from Xbox 360

by Alexander Sliwinski
Xbox, order pizza Xbox 360 owners now have the option to download the Pizza Hut app for their console and place an order directly from the comfort of their couch, cozy recliner or beanbag chair. As Polygon reports, there's no need to search for a phone anymore, as the chain's full menu (pizza, pasta, breadsticks, agita) is available from the app. Shame or pride after ordering can be shared across Facebook.

"We're always looking at ways to give our audience more of what they're interested in," Xbox's Larry Hryb told Polygon. "If you look at our audience, they love pizza. I mean, who doesn't? It has international appeal, and Pizza Hut is a recognized brand that matches up well with the Xbox brand."

Don't go thinking Microsoft is some pioneer in this space. In 2005, World of Warcraft let you order chinese food from Pandaren Xpress... no, wait, that was a joke. However, EverQuest 2 players could order a pie by simply typing /pizza.

JoystiqOrder Pizza Hut from Xbox 360 originally appeared on Joystiq on Tue, 23 Apr 2013 09:00:00 EST. Please see our terms for use of feeds.

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01 May 18:59

Dixon Fiction: $11 Tee Today Only! [Deals]

by Sean Fallon

dixon fiction

I would like to think that when the zombie killing is done, Daryl would just “walk the Earth”. Grab this tee for $11 while you can—the deal ends tomorrow!

Product Page ($11)

    


01 May 18:58

Body Paint Turns Women Into Beautiful Alien Creatures [Cosplay]

by Nicole Wakelin

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These women have been turned into beautiful aliens through the application of some incredible body paint by DeviantArtist tauart. Although the paint is what turns them into otherworldly creatures, the additional details like grand, upswept hair that looks like bony ridges and claw-like fingernails really brings them to life.

See more pictures after the break…

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(via Geyser of Awesome)

    


01 May 18:58

You Haven’t Seen a Jayne Hat As a Bra Before

by Amy Ratcliffe

jayne hat bra

Well, that is certainly one way to wear a Jayne hat. There’s been a ton of controversy around the cunning hat lately but technically it’s just for the hat – not bikini tops or bras. This is a creative and uh, memorable interpretation of the iconic look.

(via Imgur)

    


01 May 18:28

Among the Baby Names Banned in New Zealand: Justice, Anal, 4Real

by Neetzan Zimmerman
Darendukes

Just combine those three names in any order. "Captain Anal Justice 4Real III, D.D.S., Esquire. At your service ma'am."

Over the past 12 years, New Zealand's Department of Internal Affairs has banned nearly 80 names deemed unacceptable to the government.

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01 May 18:22

I believe this is how gay sex occurs.

Darendukes

AI-O is E-O-LISS

01 May 18:20

Sums up my work envrionment...

01 May 18:19

This is the funniest gif I have ever seen

Darendukes

I know I share this everytime I see it. Because it's funny as hell.

01 May 18:17

I want that fish! Son improvises without fishing gear, yanks carp outta lake, shocks both fish and sister.

01 May 18:16

A giant ammonite from millions of years ago

01 May 18:15

We've reached the peak of human intelligence.

Darendukes

Why the fuck haven't these always been?