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11 Jun 19:23

New Wolfenstein Trailer Shows Nazis in the White House and on the Moon

by Evan Narcisse
Darendukes

From Bethesda.

What if the Beatles were Nazis? That’s just one of the questions that live-action+CG+gameplay trailer for the Wolfenstein: The New Order reboot brings up. The clip has some fun perverting some of the 20th Century’s best known photographs and shows us that the Nazis’ domination over the rest of the world is pretty all-encompassing.

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11 Jun 17:26

This Hilarious Costume Showcases One of The Best Hawkeye Panels Ever

by Amy Ratcliffe

Hawkeye Costume

Clint Barton has a lot of rough days. This is especially true in Matt Fraction and David Aja’s Hawkeye. Their Clint Barton is hilarious and in issue 3 he has an epic moment (or unfortunate depending on your pespective) where he has to dodge incoming fire while in his birthday suit. This costume spotted at Denver Comic Con is a perfection interpretation of the classic panel.

See the panel in question after the break.

Hawkeye 3

Send your cosplay pics to tips@fashionablygeek.com.

(via David Ngo)

    


11 Jun 17:11

George Clooney Joked About Ironing His Balls and Now It's a Real Thing

by Neetzan Zimmerman
Darendukes

"It involves using lasers to remove hair, erase wrinkles and correct discoloration on the scrotum."

George Clooney Joked About Ironing His Balls and Now It's a Real Thing

When life imitates Chappelle's Show you know it's high time we all took a serious step back.

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11 Jun 17:06

Utah Man Says He Had Sex with Unconscious Neighbor 'to Save Her Life'

by Neetzan Zimmerman

Utah Man Says He Had Sex with Unconscious Neighbor 'to Save Her Life'

Police in Utah say a St. George man charged with raping his unconscious neighbor claimed he put his penis inside her to "save her life."

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11 Jun 17:04

Free Kittens by ramyb - $11

by layne@teefury.com (Layne Hunter)
Darendukes

Amy.

Mens: Turquoise Womens: Turquoise

10 Jun 21:49

What appeared to be a glitch earlier this morning is now intentional: Fable III is completely free f

by Owen Good

What appeared to be a glitch earlier this morning is now intentional: Fable III is completely free for Xbox Live Gold subscribers (probably to promote the original game's HD re-release later this year). Just go to the title in the On Demand section of the Marketplace and you'll find it there for download. The game is 5.61 GB.

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10 Jun 19:38

Lightning

10 Jun 19:33

You're dead, sock - do you hear me??!?!?

10 Jun 19:32

MTV in one gif

10 Jun 18:42

Have We Peaked? Introducing The Krispy Kreme Sloppy Joe

by Max Rivlin-Nadler

Have We Peaked? Introducing The Krispy Kreme Sloppy Joe

Take a long, deep breath and look out on the bountiful expanse, for we are at the top of this roller-coaster ride we call America. Our apex comes in the form of the Krispy Kreme Sloppy Joe, and though our swift decline will accompany a deep rumble in our bowels, we should have no regrets. This is what we were always meant for.

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07 Jun 22:32

Cats Chucking to Deadmau5: Throwin' up and Stuff

by khz

Cats get hairballs, cough, convulse and puke so hard that they look like they are dancing to the electronic music of Deadmau5 song 'Ghosts n Stuff'. Wad some hair, jam down your throat, crank up the volume and join IN.

Thanks to Justin for the heads throw-up.

07 Jun 22:01

Awesome 110 Kilovolt Power Line Short Circuit of Dancing Lightning Win

by khz
Darendukes

Badass.

Want to see what 110kV or 110,000 volts of pure electricity look like when power lines in Russia short circuit? Turn it up and wait for the lightning to drop.

07 Jun 21:54

Nature, You Be Freaky! Mysterious Swaying Plant

by khz

 .. 

What in the heck is going on with this plant? It is a mutant? Some kind of creature inside the pod? Maybe there is a mole tugging the roots! Who knows... THAT is why it's a mystery.

07 Jun 21:44

This Happens Every Time You Go Shopping

This Happens Every Time You Go Shopping

Submitted by: Unknown

Tagged: groceries , shopping , Awkward
07 Jun 21:02

Extreme Bloody Mary Loaded with a Tower of Delicious Bar Food

by khz

Ready? We have bacon, popcorn, pickles, cheeseburger, pretzel, hotdog, baby corn, green beans, sausage, peanuts, nachos, cheese curds, booze and pure "mouthal" delight... and get this.. it only costs $5 bucks. That's an Abe Lincoln well spent.

You can snag this epic bloody at O’Davey’s Pub, a restaurant in Fond du Lac, Wisconsin.

[ source ] via [ foodbeast ]

07 Jun 20:58

Wolverine Raptor Dinosaur Glass Pipe For Comic Book Smokers

by khz

Check out this cross between a velociraptor and Wolverine by Elbo x Hoobs dubbed the “Wolverineasaurus”. I am sure that this thing will rip you to shreds as fast as it can heal you.

07 Jun 20:19

Today in ruined childhoods: No Country for Old Muppets

by Robert T. Gonzalez

Today in ruined childhoods: No Country for Old Muppets

California-based artist Dan LuVisi has a knack for turning treasured childhood memories into high-octane nightmare fuel. Case in point: “No Country For Old Muppets," the latest in his ghoulish Popped Culture series.

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07 Jun 18:50

Can't He Just Leave It by the Door?

Submitted by: Unknown

07 Jun 18:43

The Future is NOW! The Keen Peen Drawing Machine

by khz
Darendukes

Penis Drawing Machine! Science!

Machines have taken it's greatest evolutionary leap in automated peen drawing with that of a  sharpie marker attached to a computer controlled robot arm.  ABOUT TIME. The machine was built by David specifially to create fantastic robot dong sketches. Every home needs one of these machines. Every home needs wang drawings.

Thanks go to J who is a man that I have personally drawn MANY dongs for over the years. He earned them all.

07 Jun 18:01

Teen Eats Too Much Soy Sauce, Slips Into a Coma

by Neetzan Zimmerman

Teen Eats Too Much Soy Sauce, Slips Into a Coma

A teen who was dared to drink a bottle of soy sauce managed to quaff a full quart of the salty brown liquid before slipping into a coma.

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07 Jun 16:20

This Russian Grade-Schooler in the Club Is Your Spirit Animal

by Max Read

When desire is gone. When self has expired. When ego is stripped away. Then, there is only: The Groove.

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06 Jun 23:51

Don't mind me, just stretching my toesies!

06 Jun 23:48

So around November a friend gave me a deer carcass for a project I’m in the process of cultivating. I left it hang in a tree over winter to dry out. Today, I went to take it down, but to my surprise, I found new life forming in the heart of death.

Darendukes

Great effin picture.

06 Jun 23:07

Butterflies remember a mountain that hasn't existed for millennia

by Esther Inglis-Arkell

Geology is what we look to when we want enduring monuments. Rock and metal outlast anything made of living tissue. Or do they? In another example of science getting poetic, it seems that a symbol of ephemera — a butterfly — provides evidence of a mountain long turned to dust.

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06 Jun 20:02

Restored Faith in Humanity of the Day: Reddit Restores WWII Veteran's Damaged Navy Photo

Restored Faith in Humanity of the Day: Reddit Restores WWII Veteran's Damaged Navy Photo

Back in April, at the request of his 87-year-old grandfather, Redditor stevieboy1984 turned to the /r/PicRequests subreddit to see if anyone could clean up a scanned JPEG image file of his grandfather's World War II-era photo taken during his service in the Navy as a submarine sonar/radar operator. After a number of people offered their photoshop wizardries to help its restoration, stevieboy1984 showed his grandfather six variations before handing him a framed version of top commenter unhi's submission. Here's a video of the big reveal. Grab a box a tissues, manly tears are coming.

Submitted by: Unknown (via Reddit)

06 Jun 19:29

These Eight Maps Prove That Everyone in the U.S. Speaks Funny But You

by Max Read

These Eight Maps Prove That Everyone in the U.S. Speaks Funny But You

Quick, what do you call a sweetened carbonated beverage? Really? You call it... that? Wow. Well, you're wrong. Unless you said soda.

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06 Jun 19:17

I want to attack the thing, but I don't wanna touch it

06 Jun 19:15

Melanistic Animals

06 Jun 18:05

Man with 22 Kids by 14 Women Lost Count But Loves All 18 Kids, 17 Women

by Neetzan Zimmerman

A Tennessee man who has already fathered 22 kids by 14 different women in his 33 short years on earth has been taken to court by those 14 different women in an effort to get him to cough up the tens of thousands of dollars he owes in unpaid child support for those 22 kids.

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06 Jun 17:47

Finger Licking by BaldMonk - $11

by layne@teefury.com (Layne Hunter)
Darendukes

The Colonel!

Mens: Black Womens: Black