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The real explanation for this "Bat Toad" picture is even freakier
The [Un]Happiest Place on Earth: ‘Escape from Tomorrow’ [Trailer]
Have you heard about Escape from Tomorrow?
It’s being hailed as a feat in guerrilla moviemaking as first-time writer-director Randy Moore shot the entire feature on location at Disney World and Disneyland…in secret (the cast and crew looked like tourists) and without Disney’s consent.
Now, normally, Disney would sue Moore and his team from here until Magic Kingdom come, but as of this writing, Disney is remaining mum, as they do not want to give the film anymore attention.
Escape from Tomorrow is about a family’s final day on a Disney vacation, with the father receiving a call from his boss telling him he is laid off. Not wanting to alert his family, he continues the day, as normal as he can…until he starts to spiral into paranoia and psychosis.
The film hits theaters, VOD, and iTunes on October 11.
[via The Peak]
What The Fox Actually Says Is Terrifying
Darendukes@ 24 seconds.
(sounds like an effing pterodactyl)
Since the Norwegian siblings better known as Ylvis released their too-catchy hit song "The Fox" to much fanfare earlier this month, many Google-less individuals have been asking themselves, "so what does the fox say?"
Commander of the USS Falcon
Submitted by: Unknown
This supercut of technology breaking down is cathartic and beautiful
DarendukesThis is great.
Time for a heist Scooby, they won't suspect a thing!
Time for a heist Scooby, they won't suspect a thing! Made by Steam user Tatsuto, this Scooby-Doo-themed reskin of the escape van must be the funniest mod for Payday 2 out there. The next thing he should add is Shaggy, Daphne, Velma and Fred masks to replace the clown ones.
Jim Carrey and Jeff Daniels Reunite on the Set of Dumb and Dumber To
It's officially official: Jim Carrey and Jeff Daniels are back as Lloyd Christmas and Harry Dunne in the Farrelly brothers' Dumb and Dumber To.
Wife Convinced Husband to Shoot Neighbor for Raping Her 'Telepathically'
Darendukes1. These quality individuals.
2. "Telepathic rape."
A woman in Utah has pleaded guilty to attempted criminal solicitation and possession of a dangerous weapon by a restricted person after persuading her husband to shoot their neighbor by claiming she was the victim of "telepathic rape."
BatDad Is Both A Superhero Parent And Hilarious Vine User [Video]
DarendukesThese are fuckin funny.
I am happy to live in a world with BatDad in it. Because BatDad is like us underneath the mask. He’s also become a Vine sensation and it’s totally easy to see why.
He recently explained how all of this happened to Buzzfeed.
About three weeks ago my wife and I were shopping for a child’s birthday party we were going to that weekend with our family. While browsing the toy aisle I saw that Batman mask and put it on just playing around. I ended up buying it and when we got in the minivan I put it on and told my wife I’m BatDad lol. I made that first vine about driving a minivan with the mask on and we just cracked up. It was so fun I just kept making them. I started getting comments from a lot of parents telling me how funny they are and how they can relate. I got on the Vine “on the rise” page and things kind of exploded from there. This past weekend a top Viner, Jessica Cook revined two of my posts and it just really shot me up there. When I first got Vine i tried doing the typical “try to be funny” stuff, and it actually drove my family kinda nuts. I decided to stop doing that and just have fun with them by doing this BatDad stuff. My wife thinks its hilarious and my kids sometimes do (depending on their moods lol).
He also tweets over at @BatDadVine, so it’s easy to keep up on the day to day BatDad happenings.
But many of you may not be familiar with his Vines, so there’s a collaboration video after the break
(via Gawker)
Definitive Proof That Cats Are Furry Jerks Who Hate Your Guts
It's long been an established fact that cats, as one MeFite put it, exist solely "to inconvenience humanity."
Baby DJ School Stretches Hipster Parenting Tropes to Breaking Point
Is it possible that there is a parenting activity in New York City more egregiously scoff-worthy than Crossfit for toddlers? Maybe... DJ school for babies? Possibly?
Mad-As-Hell Pastor Declares Holy War on Wedding Photographers
DarendukesWow.
The highlight of my harvest this year: Glass Gem Corn
DarendukesIs this real?
Louis C.K.'s Explanation of Why He Hates Smartphones Is Sad, Brilliant
In a clarion call that will likely rival his insta-legendary "everything's amazing and nobody's happy" diatribe delivered nearly five years ago on Late Night with Conan O'Brien, comedian Louis C.K. explains — to Conan, once again — exactly why he dislikes the culture of smartphones and why he would never get one for his kids.
German Shepherd Protects a Five-Year-Old Girl From a Pair of 'Bad Guys'
DarendukesAdorably dangerous.
Why You Shouldn't Let Your Bro Tee Off Your Face
I Can't Stop Looking at This Person with Ten Fingers and No Thumbs
Earlier today a Reddit user posted a photo of a female coworker under the headline: "This employed (sic) at my University has five fingers per hand...but no thumbs."
Everyone's Favorite Unforgiving Heist Game Gets A Bloody Parody
Pulling off the perfect heist in Payday 2 with all its heinous gameplay mechanics is not an easy task—especially with with so much unexpected stuff happening. YouTuber Gonzossm, mostly known for his animations which parody his favorite games, featured all these abnormal moments in a funny but rather NSFW animation.
Horrifying Anti-Obamacare Ad Warns That Uncle Sam Wants In Your Uterus
DarendukesYou gotta watch these ads. They are insane.
As the October 1 enrollment date for the Affordable Care Act creeps closer each day, one had to expect some feeble pushback from conservatives upset that a black liberal passed a healthcare bill they actually kind of like. But did you expect Uncle Sam with a creepy rictus all up in your uterus and armed with a speculum? Probably not.
My daughter created a book today. Expecting it to appear in next week's NY Times Best Seller list.
Family Outraged After Finding "You Retard" Under VitaminWater Cap
Darendukes"It seems the company's Canadian division had been holding a contest that involves printing one random word in English and one random word in French on the same bottle cap."
Public Masturbation Declared Legal in Sweden After Landmark Trial
Sweden is now "okay" with public masturbation. On June 6, a 65-year-old man took off his shorts at a beach near Stockholm and began masturbating into the ocean. The man was charged with sexual assault, but was acquitted last week after a judge ruled he was not targeting a specific person.