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Dark Horse is remaking the universe. Aliens, Predators, and Engineers will come together in 2014 when the Aliens, Predators, and Alien Vs. Predator comics get completely rebooted, along with the first Prometheus comic series, and joined together in a single continuity next year. We spoke with all four writers — Chris Roberson, Paul Tobin , Joshua Williamson and Chris Sebela — to get all the details.

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We've all been there: You've had way too much apple. And poutine. And cheesestring. And pickle chips. And peanut butter and raisins. Ugh. And chocolate thingies. And more chocolate thingis. And gummies.

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Well, the Nobel Prize committee can give up right now, because P.R. Resurrector is the only author deserving of literature's greatest prize, and Horny Ghost of Osama Bin Laden: Rise of the Ghost is his masterpiece.

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I had a bit of cognitive whiplash when I saw Peggle 2 this afternoon. Its predecessor is a game that’s everywhere. Your mom or even grandmother probably plays it, or something heavily inspired by it. The browser version of the first Peggle is what helped its viral spread but there I was playing it on an Xbox One development unit.

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A friend of mine just sent this awesome new web series to me, and I just had to share it with you guys. Tumbleweed is at episode 3 right now, so I’ve included all available episodes below for your watching convenience.

A gamer starts playing “Tumbleweed,’ the most modern, graphically advanced, video game in history. But his impatient want for violence and sex activates an unexpected feature in this highly advanced game… consequences.

Warning: Immature Humor, Inappropriate Language. The content warning right before each episode is a little overkill… for now.

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This is real. This is happening. Somehow, some way, Manly Art is producing this amazing Pimp2-D2 figure as an exclusive at this weekend's New York Comic-Con. It's $50 (AND YOU BETTER HAVE HIS MONEY) but I wouldn't worry about it because this droid is going to sell out almost instantly.

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Goddamn awfulness, that's what.

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The brewmasters at Dogfish Head are certainly no strangers to experimental beers, and their latest brew may just be out of this world. They've added a dose of lunar meteorite to the recipe.

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Reddit user OdoWanKenobi took his amazing 12-inch Avengers figures from Hot Toys and got them ready for Halloween by dolling them up in Star Wars clothes, and the results are brilliant. Having Hawkeye as one of the least accurate soldiers in the galaxy is a spectacularly nice touch.

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The smoke goes directly through the heads of all four TMNTs. This beauty of a glass piece was contructed by Bob the Glass Blower and loved (immensely) by stoneymccoy.

For those interested in a distraction from Miley and / or shutdown-related news, this video posted by the AP should do it. Sometimes bleating baby animals make it all better. According to the video's description:

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A London man called the London Fire Brigade to report that his penis was stuck in a toaster. While the firefighters were not given a sufficient explanation as to how his dick ended up in the appliance, they were able to safely extricate the organ.

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The federal government might be shut down but Michigan lawmakers are hard at work protecting our right to a good value. Rep. David Knezek (D-Dearborn Heights) and Rep. Brandon Dillon (D-Grand Rapids) have written a proposal to amend the state Liquor Control Act to make sure that when a pint of beer is offered at a bar or restaurant, customers are getting an “honest pint.”

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On Sunday night, The Simpsons aired its annual Halloween episode, Treehouse of Horror, which opened with Guillermo del Toro's brilliantly executed title sequence. An extended three-minute riff on the iconic couch gag, the Mexican director's treatment recast the citizens of Springfield into a seamless series of classic horror and thriller references, as well as nods to del Toro's oeuvre, from Cronos to Pacific Rim.

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It was just another day for patrons of the West Village's 'sNice Cafe, until one customer with obvious anger issues went supernaturally supernova and started hurling strangers across the room using her powers of telekinesis.

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You can turn yourself into a Trollan with this Orko costume hoodie from Masters of the Universe. The hood has his big blue ears sewn right in and a mesh face mask for his eyes that can be tucked back into the hood. The orange hat and purple scarf can be removed completely. If evil is more your style, then try the Hordak hoodie with The Evil Horde’s logo in red on the front.

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Product Page Orko/Hordak ($65/$40)

From the plague to cruel and unusual punishment to anti-Semitism, Cracked took it upon themselves to show what historically-set Disney movies do not.

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Someone blended the faces of the Star Trek casts from the original series and the new movies to create the ultimate Enterprise crew, and the results are mindblowingly awesome. I ask — nay, demand — that these hybrids be genetically cloned and cast in all future Star Trek endeavors.

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