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16 Oct 20:46

Bongo cat. I'm so done.

16 Oct 20:43

Peek inside Payday 2's Lootbag DLC on Xbox 360, PS3 today

by David Hinkle
Darendukes

Wow, that is some crappy DLC.

Both Xbox 360 and PS3 can pick up Payday 2's Lootbag DLC, previously a pre-order exclusive, for $5 today. Inside the Lootbag, players will find some extra in-game cash, a red dot sight compatible with all rifles and shotguns, a skull mask, black and red mask customization color scheme and an "I Love Overkill!" mask emblem.

Developer Overkill Software has also announced a Payday 2 demo has infiltrated Xbox Live today. The demo is coming to PS3, Overkill says, though timing has yet to be determined.

Payday 2, a game where four crooks band together to pull off heists and other illegal jobs for wealthy drug lords and psychopaths, launched back in August for the PC, Xbox 360 and PS3. In our review, we lauded the game's co-operative play and "nonstop series of little stories and moments of surprise" that happen every time the four embark on a job.

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16 Oct 20:24

Wolverine is Worthless [Video]

by Geeks are Sexy
Darendukes

hahahahahahahahahaahhhaa

But…but…but… they forgot Wolverine’s regenerative powers!

Professor X tries explaining to Wolverine that his powers are a liability in this sketch that debuted during “The Pete Holmes Show” panel at New York Comic Con.

Thanks Pierre-Yves!

[Pete Holmes]

16 Oct 19:32

This Honest Trailer for The Walking Dead is dead on

by Meredith Woerner

The Honest Trailer for Walking Dead preaches the truth. We're just so glad that Rick's ridiculous inconsistency bothers other people. At least we can all be united by our blind hatred of Lori.

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16 Oct 19:31

PSA: Halo 3 deployed on Xbox Live Games with Gold, available now

by Sinan Kubba
Darendukes

gunnah and I agree that this is the perfect opportunity to finally get that "complete the last level 4 player coop with everyone in ghosts" chievo.

PSA Halo 3 deployed on Xbox Live Games with Gold
Halo 3 is available now on Xbox Live Games with Gold, meaning Gold members can download the game for free until the end of the month. If you've yet to finish the fight (really?), or you just want to finish it all over again, now's the time, Chief.

JoystiqPSA: Halo 3 deployed on Xbox Live Games with Gold, available now originally appeared on Joystiq on Wed, 16 Oct 2013 10:30:00 EST. Please see our terms for use of feeds.

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16 Oct 19:28

Machinima to launch Xbox One companion app on November 22

by Danny Cowan
Darendukes

That's pretty convenient. Won't have to have a laptop open while playing games.

Machinima has partnered with Microsoft to produce an upcoming Xbox One-exclusive companion app offering in-game guides, reviews, and video content alongside gameplay.

By using the Xbox One's "snap" functionality, players will be able to pin the Machinima app atop gameplay, giving access to game-specific help and other site content. An in-depth feature dubbed "Machinima Wingman" will provide additional tutorials and strategy videos for select games.

Machinima announced a similar product for SmartGlass devices, which will offer the same features as its Xbox One console app. Machinima's Xbox One app will launch on November 22.

JoystiqMachinima to launch Xbox One companion app on November 22 originally appeared on Joystiq on Wed, 16 Oct 2013 14:00:00 EST. Please see our terms for use of feeds.

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16 Oct 18:15

HILARIOUS: A Bad Lip Reading of “Game of Thrones” [Video]

by Geeks are Sexy
Darendukes

They did a good fucking job on this.

Warning: Be careful about this one, this is some seriously funny stuff, and you wouldn’t want anybody hear you laugh loudly while at work.

So, how do you guys feel about people going Hadouken?

Theme park manager Eddie Stark has one week to whip his lackluster group of employees into shape before the park’s grand opening.

[BadLipReading]

16 Oct 18:02

MoPac Toll Lane Construction is About to Start

by Aleksander Chan
MoPac Toll Lane Construction is About to Start There will be phases. There will be noise. And there will be curves! [ more › ]
    


16 Oct 17:49

The Perfect Fake

16 Oct 17:48

My girlfriend went home to Thailand for the summer. Whilst there she bought some cheap T-Shirts, this is probably the best one.

Darendukes

I want this shirt.

16 Oct 17:40

HELL NO: The Sensible Horror Movie Where No One Does Anything Stupid

by Neetzan Zimmerman

From the minds that brought you The Matrix Retold by Mom comes HELL NO: The world's first sensible horror movie in which the characters are all reasonable and rational and no one gets killed.

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15 Oct 23:15

OMG IT EXISTS! Firefly: The Board Game

by Geeks are Sexy

firefly-board-game

Yep, you read that headline right: a Firefly board game, and apparently, the game is really fun!

In Firefly: The Game – based on the popular Firefly television series created by Joss Whedon – players captain their own Firefly-class transport ship, traveling the ‘Verse with a handpicked crew of fighters, mechanics and other travelers. As a captain desperate for work, players are compelled to take on any job — so long as it pays. Double-dealing employers, heavy-handed Alliance patrols and marauding Reavers are all in a day’s work for a ship’s captain at the edge of the ‘Verse. Firefly: The Game is a high-end thematic tabletop board game from Gale Force Nine (GF9) and the first in a series of tabletop hobby board games and miniatures games from GF9 set in the Firefly Universe.

The game will be released in just 2 days, and if you pre-order, you’ll get 5 Big Damn Hero cards (Malcolm, Zoe, Wash, Jayne, Kaylee) that are not usually included in the base game.

[Firefly: The Board Game @ Amazon.com]

15 Oct 21:45

The Top 5 Board Games That Really Will Ruin Friendships

by Quintin Smith
Darendukes

These games all sound fun.
Especially Werewolf.

The Top 5 Board Games That Really Will Ruin Friendships

One piece of trivia orbits modern board gaming like a dark, sexy star. Someone who doesn't really play them will always have heard from their friend, who heard it from another friend, that games like Game of Thrones or Battlestar Galactica are mean. They ruin friendships.

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15 Oct 20:42

A zombie horde of awesome art from the Walking Dead art show

by Rob Bricken

A zombie horde of awesome art from the Walking Dead art show

To celebrate The Walking Dead's season 4 premiere, AMC sponsored an art show at the Hero Complex Gallery in Los Angeles. Over 75 artists participated, and the results are as mind-blowing as any zombie headshot. Here are our favorites, but you can see them all until the show closes on October 26th (meanwhile, you can also buy prints here).

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15 Oct 20:40

Found outside of buddy's apartment.

15 Oct 20:05

Portal: Survive! [Short Live Action Fan Film]

by Geeks are Sexy
Darendukes

Pretty damn good.

Portal: Survive! is a live-action short film based on the hit game Portal, and the tie-in comic “Portal 2: Lab Rat.”

[ColinandConnor | Via LS]

15 Oct 19:43

Student shoots self at Lanier HS

by Newsroom
Darendukes

Binsky's school.

 

A male student brings a gun on campus and shoots himself during lunch at Lanier High School. It happened in the school's courtyard just after noon today. At a press conference no specifics about the student were given, but AISD Superintendent Meria Carstarphen did have words of condolence.

She says "We're certainly saddened to know that during his time here with us, that it lead to such a tragic end to his life". Counselors will be at Lanier for most of the week to help students and faculty through this incident. School was dismissed for the rest of the day, but is expected to resume tomorrow.

15 Oct 18:54

If You Liked Rebecca Black’s “Friday," You'll Love "Chinese Food"

by Lacey Donohue

The Government factory might be shut down, but Ark Music Factory is up and running and they’ve pumped out another obnoxious and catchy adolescent shitshow in Alison Gold’s single “Chinese Food.”

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15 Oct 18:51

Horrifying Halloween Decorations Terrify Neighborhood, Prompt 911 Call

by Neetzan Zimmerman

Horrifying Halloween Decorations Terrify Neighborhood, Prompt 911 Call

Johnnie Mullins' neighbors love Halloween as much as the next heathen, but they think his decorations this year crossed the line from fun-scary to scary-call-the-cops-there's-a-dead-body-in-our-neighbor's-driveway.

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15 Oct 18:48

Finally, "Wine Exclusively for Cats"

by Max Read

Finally, "Wine Exclusively for Cats"

Combining the glee of being a weird cat person with the fun of being a weird wine person, Japanese company B&H Lifes is introducing Nyan Nyan Nouveau: "wine exclusively for cats."

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15 Oct 18:41

Study: Low Fast Food Wages Cost Taxpayers $7 Billion Per Year

by Hamilton Nolan

Study: Low Fast Food Wages Cost Taxpayers $7 Billion Per Year

The ongoing movement to raise the wages of fast food workers got a boost today from two new reports that attempt to quantify just how much those low wages cost society as a whole. It's a lot.

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15 Oct 18:16

The 'World's Cutest Taekwondo Fight' Lives Up to Its Title

by Neetzan Zimmerman

This video of two adorable twin girls play-sparring is being billed as the "world's cutest taekwondo fight," and, at first blush, it certainly appears to be.

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15 Oct 02:16

Japanese Kindergartners Sing the Dayman Song from It's Always Sunny

by Neetzan Zimmerman

Why is a chorus of Japanese kindergartners singing the Dayman song from It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia? A better question would be, "why aren't all choruses of kindergartners everywhere singing the Dayman song from It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia?"

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14 Oct 22:26

Tom Hiddleston's impression of Owen Wilson as Loki is surreally fun

by Rob Bricken
Darendukes

Nailed it.

I don't know why someone would ask Tom Hiddleston to do an impression of Owen Wilson as Loki in from The Avengers, but I do know the internet is a better place now because of it. By the gods, could this man get any more likable?

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14 Oct 22:03

Indie Dance Band Kidnapped for 30 Hours in Mexico

by Camille Dodero

Indie Dance Band Kidnapped for 30 Hours in Mexico

Holy hell, this is harrowing. This past weekend, Delorean, an electronic-pop act from Barcelona, performed at the Mexican installment of the Mutek Festival and on Monday morning, they were still at their Mexico City hotel when an emergency call came in, urging them to vacate the premises due to a shootout. They complied—and were taken hostage.

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14 Oct 21:42

"Small but Impressive"

Darendukes

o burn!

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14 Oct 21:11

Just Spend The Rest Of Your Life Watching This Bear Play Tetherball

by Tom Ley on Deadspin, shared by Tom Scocca to Gawker

I mean, come on. It's never going to get any better than this.

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14 Oct 17:44

Banksy Tried to Sell His Art Anonymously to People in Central Park

by Neetzan Zimmerman
Darendukes

Wow.
"The Central Park stall made available to the general public over three dozen Banksy paintings valued at well over a $1 million."

"Yesterday I set up a stall in the park selling 100% authentic original signed Banksy canvases," the renowned "spray artist" himself writes in a blog post dated October 13th. "For $60 each."

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14 Oct 17:41

The 'Worst Parking Lot Exit Ever' Is Four Minutes Long

by Neetzan Zimmerman
Darendukes

That was mesmerizing...
I imagine they were tripping balls.

There are bad parking lot exits, and there are bad parking lot exits. And then there's whatever the hell is going on in this video.

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14 Oct 17:36

This Is What an Amazing Customer Service Experience Looks Like

by Neetzan Zimmerman

This Is What an Amazing Customer Service Experience Looks Like

Have you ever had one of those incredible customer service experiences that you just had to share with the whole world? No, of course you haven't.

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