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Can We Guess Your Age And Gender From 14 "Would You Rather" Questions?
Philip.paulssonLOL Yikes:
You got: Woman in her mid-late 20s
We reckon you’re a woman between the ages of around 24 and 29. You probably have a job you’re good at and while you might have settled down a little, you still find the time to go out and have fun.
Here's Why Those Cheesy Jumping Wedding Photos Are A Terrible Idea
Philip.paulssonLOL
When they say jump, you should ask how not to split your pants open.
You know those super popular jumping photos people take at weddings?

Like, the ones where bridesmaids and groomsmen look all fun and carefree even though the moment has to be very carefully staged?

Rachel Wilder CC BY / Via Flickr: rachel_wildphotography
Yesterday, Redditor buttscratcha, AKA Lee Mora, posted an image that perfectly illustrates the perils of being too flexible during such a picture.

Alexa Bedwell / Via charlesstudio.com
Watch The Crazy Thing This Canadian Crowd Does As They Party In The Street
Philip.paulssonHahah nice.
Sign says walk, party. Light changes, disperse.
Blue Jays fans partied in the streets after the team beat the Texas Rangers in the final game of their playoff series. A crowd gathered at Yonge-Dundas Square, and it may go down as the most law-abiding and Canadian sports celebration ever.

David Lindsay / Via Facebook: david.l.lindsay.3
Seriously, it's beautiful. People flooded the street when the walk sign lit up — and then they immediately dispersed when the signal changed.

Joseph Morris / BuzzFeed Canada / Via youtube.com
PARTY TIME

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OMG the light changed, everyone back on the sidewalk!

Amazing.
Joseph Morris / Via youtube.com
This 103-Year-Old Woman Celebrated Her Birthday By Dressing Up As Wonder Woman
Philip.paulssonNice.
Mary Cotter is truly a badass.
What did you do for your last birthday?

Because Mary Cotter, of Montclair, Calif., spent hers volunteering at a senior center. In a Wonder Woman costume. And oh yeah, she's 103 YEARS OLD.

Mary's been a volunteer at the senior center for years. She lives alone and drives to the center to work and help out five days a week.

So yup, she's older than a lot of the people she helps out at the senior center.
"They call me the barmaid because I'm serving drinks," she told KABC.

Everyone's Freaking Out Over This Girl's Amazing "Sexy Gandalf" Costume
Philip.paulssonLOL!
New personal hero.
Tjitske Van Vark is an 18-year-old high school student from Melbourne, Australia. She recently dressed up in costume for her school's "Muck Up Day" — an Australian tradition where seniors dress up on their last day of school and pull pranks.

Van Vark went as "Sexy Gandalf" and posted it to her Tumblr, writing, "Our last day of school involved dressing up and I took it upon myself to be the sexiest one there."

Her photos blew up instantly. "Within three days my follower count had more than tripled, I've received far too many wonderful messages," Van Vark told BuzzFeed.

Her photo was promoted into Tumblr's radar, causing it to trend all over the site.

27 Pictures Only Gamers Will Find Funny
Philip.paulssonHeheh I giggled at a lot of these.
“Can’t quit on a loss, can’t quit on a win streak.”
When you misclick on Minecraft.

This GIF, which is quite possibly the best in existence.

This wall that looks familiar to all Zelda players.

When you enter the wrong cheat code on GTA.

15 Painful Truths For Very Mal Canadian French Speakers
Philip.paulssonLOL nice.
Avec les translations (désolé).
You've taken French since you were in, like, grade 3 by force of the Canadian government but you don't resent them for it because what a great opportunity.

You know to write out "français" with the fancy squiggly which basically grants you the right to sip tea with the pinky UP.

Thinkstock
A young you envisioned yourself as a bilingual Canadian who can oscillate between the two languages effortlessly and with musical fluency.

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You're now an adult with a decade of French under your belt and you have nothing to show for it.

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What's The Worst Thing You've Ever Smelled?
Philip.paulssonAsia.
Deep breaths, please.
Bad smells.

Nickelodeon
We've all been there.

Nickelodeon
We encounter a lot of terrible smells in our lives, but only one lucky odor is the Worst Thing You've Ever Smelled.

Michaela Glass / Via glassfeline.deviantart.com
Maybe it was some particularly moldy cheese.

Leventkonuk / Getty Images
Just So You Know, This Is How Jose Bautista Got Home After Slaying The Texas Rangers
Philip.paulssonLOL
Caught him ridin’ dirty.
So you're Jose Bautista and you just hit the home run that caused an entire nation to raise their fists in the air in sweet, sweet victory. How do you get home? You put on your headphones and hop on your scooter like a goddamn champ.
Then he reshared it with the caption "Caught me ridin' dirty..."
Oh, you.

giphy / Via media.giphy.com
27 Scared Men Sacrificing Their Girlfriends To Fright So They Can Save Themselves
Philip.paulssonThe commentary is stupid, but the scared faces are hilarious.
These hidden-camera shots from Nightmares Fear Factory in Niagara Falls, Canada, are too good.
Is this man gallantly pulling her back from the brink of hell, or using her as a human blockade?

Nightmares Fear Factory / Via Flickr: nightmaresfearfactory
Is this man biting his girl's head to save her from certain death? Or is he just super scared and biting her head?

Nightmares Fear Factory / Via Flickr: nightmaresfearfactory
Is he running to get help or leaving his lover behind as a sacrifice?

Nightmares Fear Factory / Via Flickr: nightmaresfearfactory
Is this guy calm because he realizes the fright was inevitable? Or because he's already decided if someone has to die it's going to be her?

Nightmares Fear Factory / Via Flickr: nightmaresfearfactory
Ebola is now an STD
Philip.paulssonYikes.
Months after a male Ebola survivor tested negative for the disease, he transmitted the deadly virus to a female partner through unprotected sex, a genetic analysis revealed.
The Liberian woman, who became ill with the disease and died in March, is the first person known to contract the Ebola virus from sex, researchers reported this week in the New England Journal of Medicine. Typically, people contract Ebola from direct contact with the blood or other bodily fluids from a sick or recently deceased patient.
But experts knew that the Ebola virus can linger in patients after they’ve recovered. And they speculated that sexual transmission was possible. After the virus is cleared from a patient’s blood, it can turn up in semen and other fluids for weeks or months—as long as nine months, new data suggest.
Playdate: Trying out Steam Machines and Valve's new controller
Philip.paulssonI wanna try the new controller.
For years, Valve's been teasing us with the promise of a new kind of gaming device: a PC that lives in your entertainment center, outperforms traditional consoles and has more games available for it than you can count. Now it's finally here: I have...
Pebble Time smartwatch apps are getting voice dictation
Philip.paulssonSweet.
If you're a Pebble Time owner and would like to respond to emails or texts without pulling out your phone, we've got good news. Starting today, Android users can employ the Pebble Time and Pebble Time Steel to reply to those messages using their vo...
A sheep steals the show in the new 'Ratchet & Clank' movie trailer
Philip.paulssonLove these games!
Look at that sheep. Just look at it. Adorable, confused and fluffy -- a trifecta of cute cuddliness. Ratchet and Clank each come close, but it's really no contest. Sorry, guys.
Ratchet & Clank is set to invade the silver screen on April 29, 20...
News: Study Finds Carving Names Into Public Property Prolongs Relationship By 30 Or More Years
Philip.paulssonLOL
MINNEAPOLIS—According to a study published Thursday in the Journal Of Marriage And Family that assessed factors contributing to lasting and happy relationships, the practice of carving names into public property prolongs the time a couple is together by 30 years or more.
Controlling for race, age, gender, and income, researchers found that partners who had carved their names into park benches, outdoor art installations, city landmarks, and other structures intended for the enjoyment of the general population remained together an average of three decades longer than couples who did not engrave their names into such property.
“While numerous factors play a part in a relationship’s longevity—compatibility of personalities, empathy, and respect, among others—only one criterion all but guaranteed a healthy union that lasted for multiple decades, and that was the use of a knife or other sharp object to carve the pair’s names into wood ...
A Compilation of Robots Falling Down at the DARPA Robotics Challenge
Philip.paulssonI don't know why, but these are SO funny to me.
Cage against the EMP: New composite cases protect against the electro-apocalypse
Philip.paulssonNeat.
A Faraday Cases travel case, configured to keep communications gear safe in transit from unfriendly electromagnetism.
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WASHINGTON, DC—A small company from Utah has developed a composite material that combines carbon fibers with a nickel coating. The result is an extremely lightweight electric-conducting material with the properties of plastic. And now that material is being used to create cases and computer enclosures that are essentially lightweight Faraday cages—containing electromagnetic radiation from digital devices and shielding them from electronic eavesdropping or electromagnetic pulse attacks. Ars got a brief hands-on with some of the materials at the Association of the United States Army expo this week.
The company, Conductive Composites, is now selling cases built with the Nickel Chemical Vapor Deposition (NiCVD) composite material through its Faraday Cases division. The cases range in size from suitcase-sized units for carrying smaller digital devices to wheeled portable enclosures that can house servers—providing what is essentially an EMP-shielded portable data center. The cases and enclosures are being marketed not just to the military but to consumers, corporations, and first responders as well.
The materials used in Faraday Cases can also be used to create ultra-lightweight antennas, satellite communications reflector dishes, and hundreds of other things that currently need to be made with conductive metal. And they could be a boon to anyone trying to prevent electronic eavesdropping—be it through active wireless bugs, radio retroreflectors used by nation-state intelligence agencies, or passive surveillance through anything from Wi-FI hacking to electromagnetic signals leaking from computer cables and monitors. And in some cases, they could make it possible to create the kind of secure spaces used by government agencies to prevent eavesdropping nearly anywhere.
special MICE comics with guest artist Mitra Farmand!
Philip.paulssonThat's no dinosaur.
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October 14th, 2015: This weekend (October 17th-18th) I'll be at MICE: the Massachusetts Independent Comics Expo! It's totally free, totally great, and if you're anywhere around Cambridge, you should come. They asked if I'd do some comics themed around mice, comics, or expos, and that's what I did! I wrote out regular Dinosaur Comics scripts (I do actual scripts, now you know!) and instead of me laying them out, some of the terrific artists at MICE drew them instead. And they're super great! This comic is by Mitra Farmand who I have never met in real life before, but here we are, collaborating, thanks to the internet! Check out her comic Fuffernutter, it is extremely cute and I like it. She also likes Star Trek, so clearly we're going to be fast friends when we meet at MICE! – Ryan | |||
Canadians Are Going Crazy Over Jose Bautista's Savage Bat Flip
Philip.paulssonThat was a great game. Everyone at Van Diemen's went absolutely insane when he hit that homerun!
A touch melodramatic, but IT ALSO LED TO A JAYS WIN!!!!!!
The setting: a tense and tied do-or-die Game 5 matchup between the Toronto Blue Jays and the Texas Rangers. Then something historically bizarre happened — which we won't get into right now, but the Jays were down and ish was tense.

Vaughn Ridley / Getty Images
Jose Bautista hit a three-run homer. And he kissed it off with the greatest bat flip of history, we and historians would say.
The NERF Nuke Fires 80 Darts In All Directions
Philip.paulssonAmazing!
Many an office Nerf war has dragged on for years, yielding countless casualties, way too many reloads, and multiple projectiles lost under immovable desks. It gets to the point where no one even remembers why the fighting began in the first place. Sometimes, a final solution is necessary to end the cycle of violence. What’s needed is the Nerf Nuke.
This pinnacle of Nerf weaponry may or may not be real (click on ‘Buy Now’ to find out), but that doesn’t matter, does it? What matters is that it’s loaded up with 80 darts that blast off in all directions up to 30 feet when the contraption hits something solid. The Nerf Nuke Launcher is a tripod-mounted, direct-plunger system, and it fires the Nuke up to 40 feet away. That should keep you outside the blast radius and leave you as the last man standing. Victory will be yours, but it shall be a lonely one. You have to watch the video below to see this thing in action. [Purchase]
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Scientists want an exercise pill that saves you from hitting the gym
Philip.paulssonYes please!
Those '50s-era dreams of taking pills to solve all your problems? They're more realistic than you might think. Researchers have created a blueprint of the molecular-level muscle reactions to exercise that should lead to treatments which mimic wor...
Emilia Clarke Was Named The Sexiest Woman Of The Year By Esquire
Philip.paulssonThat cover picture is terrible.
They aren’t wrong.
Emilia Clarke AKA Khaleesi AKA Daenerys Targaryen is now also the Sexiest Woman Alive (of 2015) according to Esquire.

And I mean, they aren't wrong.

Like, they are definitely not NOT right.

Their hunch about it is mostly correct.

News: Aging Mother Knows Any Wrong Move Could Be Taken For Telltale Sign Of Dementia
Philip.paulssonLOL
TACOMA, WA—Remarking upon the enormous caution she now takes before saying or doing anything in the presence of a loved one, local mother Sharon Powell, 64, told reporters Tuesday she knows any wrong move she makes could be interpreted by her family as a telltale sign of dementia.
Powell claimed that even the simplest memory lapse, such as momentarily forgetting a distant relative’s name or losing track of what day of the week it is, might cause her children to worry that her mental state is in decline, setting into motion an irreversible series of events that would end with her moving into an assisted-care facility.
“I make sure I place my keys in the exact same spot 100 percent of the time. And I always speak at a steady, even pace—too fast and I might trip over a word, too slow and they might think I ...
Hank-T4 says FML
Philip.paulssonLOL
Today, while looking through my son's browser history, I found a Google search for "stop looking in my history u nosey cunt". I swore last week that I don't invade his privacy, so I can't even punish him for the bad language without looking like a lying bastard. FML
Man Tries To Kill Spider With Lighter At Gas Station, Instead Starts Fire
Philip.paulssonSo dumb.
Well that’s one way to do it.
Early last Tuesday morning, a man at a Detroit gas station was startled while pumping gas by a spider that was crawling on his fuel tank. Surprised by the critter, he used a lighter to try to kill it. A fire immediately erupted.

"He didn't have a cigarette, he didn't have anything on him. All of a sudden I look out, and I see flames," employee Susan Adams, who was working that morning, told Fox 2 Detroit.

Flames were seen engulfing one side of the car along with the fuel pump in only a matter of seconds.

Yikes!
Adams acted quickly and pressed the automatic stop button, while the man ran for a nearby fire extinguisher to put out the flame.






