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04 Jan 18:21

News in Brief: Pajama-Clad Child Makes Turbulent Rampage Through Dinner Party

BOSTON—Noting his short outbursts of laughter as he charged across the house, sources confirmed Saturday that pajama-clad 5-year-old Lucas Mason made a turbulent rampage through a dinner party hosted by his parents. Mason, who reportedly hopped around the living room growling and stomping like a dinosaur in front of eight of his parents’ friends and coworkers, is said to have quickly circled around the coffee table several times before grabbing a handful of tortilla chips. Reports indicate that the preschooler then slipped between several of the guests, interrupting their conversation to regale them with a ranking of his favorite Transformers. Sources confirmed that the 5-year-old, who had removed his astronaut pajama top during his escapade, briefly disappeared from the social gathering, but soon returned dragging a bin full of plastic trucks, which he dumped on the floor in front of the makeshift cocktail bar and snack selection that had ...











04 Jan 16:11

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04 Jan 04:22

New type of contagious cancer spreading among Tasmanian devils

by Beth Mole
Philip.paulsson

Spinning around really fast apparently doesn't cure cancer...

Contagious cancers were thought to be exceedingly rare—after all, researchers only knew of three kinds in the world. But now, there’s a fourth. And it’s raising some big questions about scientists’ understanding of cancer.

This week, scientists report finding a new type of transmissible tumor in Tasmanian devils, the famous marsupials of the Australian island state. It’s the second type of infectious cancer seen in devils and the fourth type overall. The finding, published in the Proceedings of the National Academy of Sciences, has left the study authors questioning whether infectious cancer cells are more common than expected or if there’s something about Tasmanian devils that makes them uniquely susceptible to catching deadly tumors—or maybe both.

“Regardless,” the authors wrote, more research on these infectious tumors “promises to illuminate important concepts underpinning cancer evolution.”

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04 Jan 04:20

Liver hormone may be the off-switch for sweet-tooth, cocktail cravings

by Beth Mole
Philip.paulsson

"And mice previously hooked on alcoholic beverages" LOL Wut?

Gimmicky diets, flavor fakery, and sham sweets all try to bamboozle the brain out of wanting sugary treats and calorie-packed happy hour drinks. But scientists may have found an all-natural way to simply switch off those corrupting cravings.

When researchers gave mice and monkeys an added dose of a mammalian liver hormone called Fibroblast growth factor 21 (FGF21), both species voluntarily went off sweets, even artificial ones. And mice previously hooked on alcoholic beverages were more content with plain water after the hormone therapy. The results, published in the journal Cell Metabolism, follow a series of studies that suggest FGF21 is a key metabolic regulator that may be helpful in treating obesity and type 2 diabetes. Clinical trials are already underway.

Those previous studies suggested that FGF21, made mostly in the liver but also in fat tissue and the pancreas, can help regulate glucose and lipid metabolism in the body. Many food inputs and hormonal cues, some complex, some simple, can tweak metabolism. Studies suggested that FGF21 gets involved by crossing the blood-brain barrier and grabbing onto a specific complex of proteins on the outside of cells in the central nervous system. By clamping on, the hormone can activate signals within the brain that ultimately alter food intake.

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04 Jan 04:17

PlayStation, Nintendo 64, Sega CD, and 13 other consoles come to OpenEmu 2.0

by Andrew Cunningham
Philip.paulsson

If I can play mariokart 64 on my PC, then I am going to force the rest of you to download and install this so we can have some races.

Enlarge / The N64 is one of the new emulators that have been added for OpenEmu 2.0.

The creators of OpenEmu, the attractive multi-console emulator front end for OS X, have released version 2.0 of the software just in time for the holidays. OpenEmu 2.0 redesigns the user interface, adds real-time rewinding for gameplay, can organize screenshots and save-states, adds more than 80 homebrew games, and makes other improvements. But the biggest reason to update is that the front end now features support for 16 new consoles, including early 3D systems like the Nintendo 64 and Sony PlayStation.

The full list of consoles (and the emulator "cores" that are actually handling the heavy lifting) are all listed below.

  • Atari 5200 (Atari800)
  • Atari 7800 (ProSystem)
  • Atari Lynx (Mednafen)
  • ColecoVision (CrabEmu)
  • Famicom Disk System (Nestopia)
  • Intellivision (Bliss)
  • Nintendo 64 (Mupen64Plus)
  • Odyssey²/Videopac+ (O2EM)
  • PC-FX (Mednafen)
  • SG-1000 (CrabEmu)
  • Sega CD (GenesisPlus)
  • Sony PSP (PPSSPP)
  • Sony PlayStation (Mednafen)
  • TurboGrafx-CD/PCE-CD (Mednafen)
  • Vectrex (VecXGL)
  • WonderSwan (Mednafen)

Those wanting to play disc-based games will be pointed to this section of the user guide, which outlines the specific formats that your game backups need to be stored in. Many of the newer consoles will also require BIOS files to work properly.

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31 Dec 16:34

Oh My God, This Cake Changes Colors When You Turn It

by Cates Holderness

Hello. It’s me. I was wondering if after all this time I could mess with your perception again.

Back in November, YouTuber CharlotteSometimes uploaded a short video of a seemingly magical cake.

According to a Reddit thread, the optical illusion was created by airbrushing different colors on opposing sides of the ridged frosting.

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31 Dec 12:38

The Fox Fur Nebula

Philip.paulsson

Appropriately named!

The Fox Fur Nebula
31 Dec 12:37

Johnny holds the record.image | twitter | facebook | patreon

Philip.paulsson

Heheh "go johnny go!"











Johnny holds the record.

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30 Dec 16:27

Bumbling would-be UK bomber asked Twitter followers for target suggestions

by Glyn Moody
Philip.paulsson

LOL wow.

(credit: Francis Tyers)

A would-be UK bomber and his wife have been found guilty by the Old Bailey court of plotting to carry out an explosion in London to mark the tenth anniversary of the 2005 suicide attacks that took place in the same city. Both been sentenced to life imprisonment: a minimum of 27 years for Mohammed Rehman, and a minimum of 25 years for his ex-wife Sana Ahmed Khan.

A report by The Guardian explains the case: "Mohammed Rehman, 25, who secretly wed Sana Ahmed Khan, 24, intended to commemorate the 10th anniversary of the 7/7 atrocities with blasts that would have inflicted mass casualties in either Westfield shopping centre, west London, or the London Underground."

Remarkably, Rehman took to Twitter to ask for advice on which of those two targets he should choose: "Westfield shopping centre or London underground?" Rehman asked. "Any advice would be appreciated greatly." The post carried a link to an al-Qaida press release about the 2005 London bombings. Sky News reports that Rehman's Twitter name was "Silent Bomber," with the handle @InService2Godd. As if that weren't enough, his Twitter bio read: "Learn how to make powerful explosives from the comfort of ones' bedroom." The Twitter account has since been suspended.

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30 Dec 14:04

The 100 Most Important Fails Of All Time

by Alan White
Philip.paulsson

I LOLed at #72.

This is it. The big one.

The lost 710.

The lost 710.

Why it matters: Because what is fail if not a quick response to a problem that deserved just a little more contemplation?

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The woman who's unlucky in love.

The woman who's unlucky in love.

Why it matters: Because it only goes to show the age-old lesson that fidelity is a two-way street.

Twitter: @Worst_Status

The artist.

The artist.

Why it matters: Because it might just explain why Zayn felt compelled to leave the band.

Twitter: @ChavFinder

The reporter and his chicken.

Why it matters: Above all, the important thing to take from this is that you should always unmute Vines.

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30 Dec 12:33

The 10 strangest animal discoveries of 2015

Philip.paulsson

TIL there is a place called "Unalaska". It's in...you guessed it! Alaska.

Every year, scientists wade into jungles, deserts and museum collections to examine animals and, if they're lucky, discover a new species.

For instance, in 2015 researchers identified a ruby-red sea dragon off the coast of Australia, a new species of giant tortoise in the Galápagos Islands and an ancient spikey worm with 30 legs in China. As these newfound creatures are uncovered, it's important to protect them from pollution, habitat loss and the havoc caused by invasive species, especially as Earth enters its sixth mass extinction, experts say.

In the meantime, scientists are busy learning about these new animals, and whether these critters can inspire new materials, robots and medicines. Here's a look at 10 newly identified, and exceptionally strange, animals, both living and extinct. [101 Animal Shots You'll Go Wild Over]

1. Sneezing monkeys

"Snubby," the sneezing monkey, is nicknamed for its upturned nose that collects rainwater on wet days. The unusual white-and-black monkey lives in northern Myanmar, and can be heard sneezing off its "nose puddles" when it rains.

But the animal has a trick up its sleeve (or should we say nose?). It often tucks its head between its knees when it rains, so it won't spend all its time sneezing, according to the World Wildlife Fund (WWF).

Researchers announced the sneezing monkey (Rhinopithecus) to the world in 2010, but it's one of 211 new species discovered in the eastern Himalayas between 2009 and 2014, according to a new 2015 WWF report.

2. Smallest snail on Earth

Shells of the Acmella nana next to a small typefaceThe newly identified snail, the world's smallest on record, is tiny compared to the small font used in the journal ZooKeys where it is described. (Photo: Menno Schilthuizen/Naturalis Biodiversity Center)

A tiny snail in Borneo edged out a species in China for title of world's smallest snail. The teeny champion (Acmella nana) has a shiny, translucent white shell that measures about 0.027 inches (0.7 millimeters) tall, and it lives on limestone hills on the tropical island.

The pipsqueak is so small, researchers couldn't see it with their naked eyes in the wild. So they took a few shovels of dirt from the tropical rainforest and looked at the contents under a microscope. A. nana likely feeds on films of bacteria and fungi that grow on wet limestone, they told LiveScience in November.

The tiny mollusk is one of 48 snail species the researchers identified in the study.

3. Terror bird

Skeleton of a new species of terror bird (Llallawavis scagliai)The skeleton of the new species of terror bird (Llallawavis scagliai) on display at the Museo Municipal de Ciencias Naturales Lorenzo Scaglia in Mar del Plata, Argentina. (Photo: M. Taglioretti and F. Scaglia)

Want to be terrified? Imagine a 10-foot-tall (3 meters) flightless bird chasing prey with its hooked beak. These giants, aptly named terror birds, lived in South America from about 50 million to 1.8 million years ago, and likely sent any animal they chased into a stricken panic.

In April, researchers announced they had discovered a new species of terror bird (Llallawavis scagliai) off the eastern coast of Argentina. The 3.5-million-year-old specimen is the most complete terror bird fossil on record, with about 90 percent of its bones intact.

An analysis of its inner ear structures suggests L. scagliai heard low-frequency sounds, meaning it could hear the low rumble of its prey's footsteps hitting the ground from far away, the researchers told Live Science in April.

4. Dementor wasp

Dementor waspAmpulex dementor, up close and personal. (Photo: Bernard Schurian/Wiki Commons)

Researchers named a newfound wasp Ampulex dementor, or "dementor wasp" for short: The name was inspired by Harry Potter's dementors, ghostlike creatures that suck away a person's happy thoughts (and soul, if they're feeling ravenous). [See Photos of Other Newly Discovered, But Weird Species]

The wasp eats cockroaches in an impressively scary way. It injects venom into the cockroach's belly, turning its prey into an immobile "passive zombie," the researchers told Live Science in May. But the venom doesn't actually kill it, meaning the cockroach gets eaten alive by the dementor wasp afterward.

5. Hippo-size vacuum cleaner

An illustration of the species of hippopotamus-size mammals from UnalaskaAn illustration of the species of hippopotamus-size mammals from Unalaska that suction-fed on shoreline vegetation. (Photo: ay Troll)

It might not help clean the living room, but about 23 million years ago a hippo-size mammal used its long snout as a vacuum cleaner, suctioning up tasty morsels of marine algae and sea grass along the coast.

The newly identified extinct animal (Ounalashkastylus tomidai) belongs to the order Desmostylia, the only known order of marine mammals to go completely extinct, the researchers told LiveScience in October.

The scientists found four O. tomidai skeletons, including one baby, on the Aleutian Islands' Unalaska.

"The baby tells us they had a breeding population up there," said study co-author Louis Jacobs, a vertebrate paleontologist at Southern Methodist University in Texas. "They must have stayed in sheltered areas to protect the young from surf and currents."

6. "Skeletorus" and "Sparklemuffin"

It's worth overcoming arachnophobia to get a good look at these two beauties, endearingly dubbed "Skeletorus" and "Sparklemuffin."

Both are peacock spiders, named for their bright colors and dancelike courtship rituals, Live Science reported in February.

Skeletorus (Maratus sceletus) looks like a cartoon skeleton with its black-and-white markings, whereas Sparklemuffin (Maratus jactatus) has red-and-blue coloring. Both are found in Australia, and showcase the diversity (and colors) of the peacock spider group. [See More Photos of Gorgeous Peacock Spiders]

7. Enormous sea scorpion

This illustration shows two adult sea scorpionsThis illustration shows two adult sea scorpions that lived during the Ordovician period about 460 million years ago. (Photo: Patrick Lynch/Yale University)

Iowa has a lot more than cornfields. During an excavation of an ancient meteorite impact crater in the Upper Iowa River, researchers uncovered the fossilized remains of human-size sea scorpions with both pointy and paddle-shaped limbs.

The sea scorpions (Pentecopterus decorahensis) likely ate bivalves and squishy eel-like creatures during their day, about 460 million years ago, the researchers told Live Science in September.

P. decorahensis are ancient arthropods that are closely related to horseshoe crabs and arachnids, making it an incredibly ancient relative of Skeletorus and Sparklemuffin.

8. Four-legged snake

Tetrapodophis skeletonThe entire skeleton of Tetrapodophis with its head ending in a curly-q on the left. (Photo: Dave Martill/University of Portsmouth)

Modern snakes slither around on their bellies, but 120 million years ago their ancestors sported four feet, each with five digits. [Photos: Weird 4-Legged Snake Was Transitional Creature]

The new species was serendipitously discovered in a museum exhibit of fossils from the Crato Formation in northeastern Brazil. The Solnhofen Museum in Germany had labeled it "Unknown fossil," but David Martill, a paleobiologist at the University of Portsmouth in the United Kingdom, gave it a long look. His jaw dropped when he realized it had four legs, Martill told Live Science in July.

Researchers named the 7.8-inch-long (20 centimeters) snake Tetrapodophis amplectus, literally, four-legged snake.

9. Pig-nosed rat with vampire teeth

Hog-nosed ratThe hog-nosed rat's piglike nose is adorable, but its giant teeth aren't that cute. (Photo: Kevin C. Rowe/Museum Victoria)

An elusive rodent from the Indonesian island of Sulawesi is a newly identified species, and a weird one at that. The critter (Hyorhinomys stuempkei) has a hoglike nose and oversize upturned teeth that would make a vampire jealous.

"I had never seen a rat with a nose like that," Jacob Esselstyn, curator of mammals at Louisiana State University's Museum of Natural Science, told Live Science in October. "When I took it out of the trap, I knew it was a new species. There was never any doubt in my mind."

10. T. rex's vegetarian cousin

Chilesaurus diegosuarezi illustrationChilesaurus diegosuarezi walked on its hind legs as other theropods did. It also had robust forelimbs that looked like those of other Jurassic theropods, such as the Allosaurus. (Image: Gabriel Lío)

Tyrannosaurus rex is known for its bone-crushing bite and knifelike teeth, but the beast's lust for meat wasn't shared by its cousin, the newfound Chilesaurus diegosuarezi.

Diego Suárez, the 7-year-old son of a paleontologist, discovered a C. diegosuarezi fossil during a 2010 excavation in southern Chile. A thorough dig yielded more than a dozen individuals ranging in size from a turkey to one that was nearly 10 feet (3 m) long. They were also strict plant-eaters.

The 145-million-year-old dinosaurs are oddballs, with characteristics belonging to theropods (mostly meat-eating, bipedal dinosaurs) and plant-eaters.

"It just shows that we really don't know much about dinosaurs at all," said Thomas Carr, an associate professor of biology at Carthage College in Wisconsin and a vertebrate paleontologist, who was not involved in the study.

Follow Laura Geggel on Twitter @LauraGeggel. Follow Live Science @livescience, Facebook & Google+. This story was originally written for LiveScience and was republished with permission here. Copyright 2015 LiveScience, a Purch company. All rights reserved.

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30 Dec 11:56

Anonymous says FML

by Anonymous
Philip.paulsson

"bloke" LOL

Today, I found out my wife has been taking "love thy neighbour" very literally with the bloke next door. FML

30 Dec 11:55

2016 Conversation Guide

Philip.paulsson

Frickin' Jeeves.

The real loser in an argument about the meaning of the word 'hoverboard' is anyone who leaves that argument on foot.
29 Dec 19:10

News Anchor Danced On TV To Drake's "Hotline Bling" And It Made People's Christmas

by Richard James
Philip.paulsson

He knows nothing.

The 68-year-old has got some moves.

On Saturday night, Channel 4 News presenter Jon Snow appeared on The Big Fat Quiz Of The Year and danced to Drake's "Hotline Bling".

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29 Dec 18:14

Ford concept turns your car wheel into an electric unicycle

by Jon Fingas
Philip.paulsson

Interesting idea.

There's an irony to driving downtown: since you frequently have to park well away from your destination, there's a real chance that you'll be slower around town than someone taking the bus. Wouldn't it be nice if you could have private, motorized tra...
29 Dec 13:04

Is This Celeb Danish, Norwegian, Or Swedish?

by Sheridan Watson
Philip.paulsson

I only got 5/10.

That’s right, Jaime Lannister isn’t actually from Westeros.

29 Dec 11:57

Small Cat and the Asteroid

by Reza

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28 Dec 16:39

_schaden_freude says FML

by _schaden_freude

Today, my boyfriend's dad came onto me. I was shocked and awkwardly tried to exit the situation. My boyfriend then sprang out and started shouting at me. Apparently, it was a "test" to see if I would still be attracted to him in 30 years. I failed. What. The. Fuck. FML

28 Dec 16:38

-__- says FML

by -__-

Today, I showed my husband a recipe for the meal I wanted us to make tonight. He saw cumin was an ingredient and broke into hysterics. By the time he managed to stop laughing, he gasped that he couldn't eat something "with cumin it" and broke down laughing again. FML

28 Dec 16:37

mommiedearest says FML

by mommiedearest
Philip.paulsson

Isn't sleep paralysis the thing where you're aware but can't move? What's demonic about a video of a dude just sleeping?

Today, I found a disturbing video on my 8-year-old's tablet. In the video, I was suffering from sleep paralysis. He's convinced I'm part demon. FML

28 Dec 16:36

donguigeek says FML

by donguigeek
Philip.paulsson

Perfect time to tell him the truth!

Today, my 4-year-old son is distraught. This morning we saw a man, dressed as Santa, passed out drunk on a public bench. My son is now convinced that it was his corpse, and that Santa Claus is dead. FML

28 Dec 16:35

The App-ocalypse: Can Web standards make mobile apps obsolete?

by Ars Staff
Philip.paulsson

You mean we're going back to a world before Apple tried to destroy the internet by making a walled garden with their whole app thing? Sign me up!

(credit: Getty Images)

It's the apps. The iPhone and Android conquered the world because of the apps. More specifically, what keeps Android and iOS dominant is the utter lack of those apps on competing platforms. But today, the mobile landscape is significantly different from a year or two ago (let alone five). Today, apps aren't really necessary. In fact, it's easy to envision an excellent, software-rich mobile device that uses the Web instead of apps.

There's currently a litany of problems with apps. There is the platform lock-in and the space the apps take up on the device. Updating apps is a pain that users often ignore, leaving broken or vulnerable versions in use long after they've been allegedly patched. Apps are also a lot of work for developers—it's not easy to write native apps to run on both Android and iOS, never mind considering Windows Phone and BlackBerry.

What's the alternative? Well, perhaps the best answer is to go back to the future and do what we do on desktop computers: use the Web and the Web browser. Updates to HTML apps happen entirely on the server, so users get them immediately. There's no window of vulnerability between the release of a security fix and the user applying the update. So with a capable, HTML-based platform and a well-designed program that makes good use of CSS, one site could support phones, tablets, PCs, and just about anything else with one site.

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28 Dec 16:35

Anonymous says FML

by Anonymous
Philip.paulsson

FML humblebrag?

Today, I threw a punch at my sensei like he told me to, except he failed to block it like he assured me he would. Now I'm banned from his classes and I'm pretty sure he's going to get the police involved. FML

28 Dec 16:32

2015.12.27

Philip.paulsson

Valid question.... what HAS Simon ever done for us?

28 Dec 14:33

mariçal says FML

by mariçal
Philip.paulsson

Hahah. He probably meant "a real job"...

Today, while stacking shelves at work, a customer gave me a dirty look and said: "How're you gonna get a job with those tattoos?" I'll repeat two bits of that: "While stacking shelves at work" and "customer". Idiots are among us. FML

28 Dec 14:30

probably on death row soon says FML

by probably on death row soon
Philip.paulsson

Whoops.

Today, my brother "pranked" me by dropping my new laptop out my bedroom window. He'd set up a saran wrap safety net below to catch my laptop safely, but he didn't secure it well enough. My laptop is completely fucked and he won't accept responsibility because he didn't mean to break it. FML

28 Dec 14:27

Anonymous says FML

by Anonymous
Philip.paulsson

It's not that hard...

Today, I had to take my son to the ER after he badly messed up trying to light his farts on fire. FML

28 Dec 14:13

17 Outrageous Lies Celebrities Thought They'd Get Away With

Philip.paulsson

TIL The White Stripes aren't brother/sister. They are husband/wife.

#4.


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#3.


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#2.


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And the winner is ...

Congrats, LilySprite. You win money.


by LilySprite

We got nothing for you. Happy holidays, you animals.

We are offering so many opportunities for you to win some dough that it'd be insane if you didn't get in on this. Aside from our photoplasties ($100 per contest) and GIFs ($150 per contest) we are paying out 10 winners for our macro contests. And YES, you can win all 10 spots ($350 payout) if you've got the skills to blow our minds that many times.

28 Dec 13:11

this is an EXCELLENT comic to print out and store in your wallet; you will always be prepared with the perfect mot juste burnsauce

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December 23rd, 2015: I did a comic about the Temple of Artemis back in 2008, and if you read the alt text (THERE ARE SECRETS TO READ IF YOU HOVER YOUR MOUSE OVER THE COMIC :0 ) you can read about one of the greatest coincidences in my life.

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