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02 Nov 19:43

New Heavy-Duty Voting Machine Allows Americans To Take Out Frustration On It Before Casting Ballot

Philip.paulsson

Hahah nice.

WASHINGTON—Saying the circumstances of this year’s presidential race made the upgrade necessary, election commissions throughout the country were reportedly working to install new heavy-duty voting machines this week that will allow Americans to physically take out their frustrations on the devices before casting their votes.

According to Premier Election Solutions, the manufacturer of the new Citadel electronic voting machine, each unit features an easy-to-navigate interface, keeps accurate and secure tallies of votes, and is constructed with durable Kevlar buttons, a shatter-resistant Plexiglas screen, and a reinforced titanium housing, ensuring the devices are able to endure sustained blunt force trauma from voters’ fists and elbows as well as repeated puncturing attempts from sharp objects wielded by exasperated citizens.

“These new voting machines were designed specifically with the 2016 election in mind and have been engineered to withstand everything the nation’s voters will bring at them on Election Day ...

02 Nov 18:11

This Film Theory From The 1950s About The "Ugly Girl In Glasses" Is So On Point

by Ikran Dahir
Philip.paulsson

LOL nice.

American author Isaac Asimov’s brilliant observation from 1956 is still relevant.

A 34-year-old research physicist called Dr Andrew Porwitzky, from New Mexico, stumbled across an amazingly accurate critique of Hollywood in Isaac Asimov's essay "The Cult of Ignorance". It pretty much breaks down the ridiculous notion that an "ugly" woman suddenly becomes beautiful when she takes off her glasses.

A 34-year-old research physicist called Dr Andrew Porwitzky, from New Mexico, stumbled across an amazingly accurate critique of Hollywood in Isaac Asimov's essay "The Cult of Ignorance". It pretty much breaks down the ridiculous notion that an "ugly" woman suddenly becomes beautiful when she takes off her glasses.

Twitter: @DoktorAndy

Using a character called Laura Lovely to illustrate his point, Asimov writes: "At some point in the picture, a kindly female friend of Laura, who knows the facts of life, removes her glasses. It turns out, suddenly, that she can see perfectly well without them, and our hero falls passionately in love with the now-beautiful Laura and there is a perfectly glorious finale."

Provided by Dr Andrew Porwitzky

He got over 14,000 retweets and more than18,000 likes, probably because the observation of this old Hollywood cliché is still so on point.

"This explanation of the metaphor of the glasses rang true to me as well," he added.


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02 Nov 18:09

Everybody On China's Largest Social Network Is Mad At Simon Pegg And It's Hilarious

by Kassy Cho

This is what happens when you promise a million people you’re going to send them nudes.

Like many celebrities, Simon Pegg has an account on Weibo, China's biggest social media network, which he regularly updates.

Like many celebrities, Simon Pegg has an account on Weibo, China's biggest social media network, which he regularly updates.

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Last week, however, Pegg offered to post nudes when he reached 1 million followers on Weibo.

Last week, however, Pegg offered to post nudes when he reached 1 million followers on Weibo.

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His announcement was very warmly welcomed by his fans.

His announcement was very warmly welcomed by his fans.

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02 Nov 18:06

You’ll need to hit the arcades to play new Daytona USA, Cruis’n

by Sam Machkovech
Sega's teaser image about <em>Daytona 3 Championship USA</em> lacks screens, cabinet photos, or any sweet, cheesy theme songs. Still, we'll take it.

Sega's teaser image about Daytona 3 Championship USA lacks screens, cabinet photos, or any sweet, cheesy theme songs. Still, we'll take it.

Rumors and rumblings about two major '90s arcade racing series panned out this week. Two companies separately announced plans to bring back both the Daytona USA and Cruisi'n series—as arcade-first cabinets, to boot.

Tuesday tease on Sega Amusements' official Twitter account hinted at a reveal of a new Daytona game but suggested we had to wait until this month's IAAPA Attractions Expo to learn more. Clearly, Sega struggled with that kind of anticipation as much as fans did, so it went ahead and spilled the beans: Daytona 3 Championship USA is official and coming to arcades around the world.

This won't be a slouch of a release, either. It'll have all three original racetracks returning in "remastered" form, along with three brand-new tracks. One of those new tracks will recreate the recently renovated Daytona International Speedway. The cabinets, as announced, should be beasts, with 47" LED monitors, eight-player link compatibility, mounted cameras, and "moulded under-seat engines." The cameras are becoming more common in linked arcade racers, as they allow players to see each other reacting during major moments like passes.

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31 Oct 13:06

Thumb War

"Seventeen, eighteen, nineteen, twenty--" / "Can't we just read Pat the Bunny?"
31 Oct 12:19

Cheebo

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19 Oct 12:49

This Sexy Kenneth Bone Halloween Costume Will Make You Say "Ugh"

by Augusta Falletta
Philip.paulsson

Hahah wow.

That was fast.

If you watched the second presidential debate, you may recognize Kenneth Bone, the breakout star who won over viewers with a single appearance.

If you watched the second presidential debate, you may recognize Kenneth Bone, the breakout star who won over viewers with a single appearance.

During the portion of the debate in which the audience could ask questions, Bone asked about the candidates' proposed energy policies. Immediately, America fell in love with him.

PBS

Bone became such a phenomenon that the red Izod sweater he wore to the debate literally sold out the NEXT DAY.

Bone became such a phenomenon that the red Izod sweater he wore to the debate literally sold out the NEXT DAY.

@darrenrovell / Via Twitter: @darrenrovell

So it was only a matter of time before this wholesome man was turned into a cash cow. Case in point: The "Sexy Undecided Voter" costume now on sale at a Halloween costume shop.

So it was only a matter of time before this wholesome man was turned into a cash cow. Case in point: The "Sexy Undecided Voter" costume now on sale at a Halloween costume shop.

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It comes with a fake mustache, black glasses, blue pants, a microphone, and a crop top version of Ken's famous red sweater.

It comes with a fake mustache, black glasses, blue pants, a microphone, and a crop top version of Ken's famous red sweater.

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18 Oct 17:17

Quantum teleportation breakthrough as Nasa reveals 'dark cable' experiment across Calgary

Researchers have achieved quantum teleportation over the farthest distance yet outside of the lab, sending the quantum state of a photon across more than 3.7 miles in an actual metropolitan network.

The experiments were conducted using ‘dark’ cables under the city of Calgary in Canada, and mark a major step toward the ultimate goal of a quantum Internet as researchers finally begin tests in real-world contexts.

Harnessing quantum teleportation could one day make for ultra-secure encrypted messaging, allowing senders to transmit ‘disembodied’ information to the desired recipient that would be impossible for an eavesdropper to intercept.

Researchers have achieved quantum teleportation over the farthest distance yet outside of the lab, sending the quantum state of a photon across more than 3.7 miles in an actual metropolitan network. Pictured are  crystals used for storing entangled photons

Researchers have achieved quantum teleportation over the farthest distance yet outside of the lab, sending the quantum state of a photon across more than 3.7 miles in an actual metropolitan network. Pictured are crystals used for storing entangled photons

QUANTUM TELEPORTATION 

Quantum teleportation is made possible through the concept of ‘entanglement.’

If a hypothetical particle called Photon 1 is entangled with Photon 2, the latter can be sent to a distant location, and they still will remain linked, the Nasa researchers explain.

So, if in the second location Photon 2 meets a third particle, Photon 3, and interacts with it, the state which Photon 3 transfers to Photon 2 will automatically be teleported to its entangled twin as well, Photon 1.

This is a ‘disembodied transfer,’ meaning that Photons 1 and 3 never interact.

Harnessing this type of system could revolutionize encrypted messaging, allowing senders to transmit ‘disembodied’ information to the desired recipient that would be impossible for an eavesdropper to intercept.

The study, published in the journal Nature Photonics, was a collaborative effort between engineers at Nasa’s Jet Propulsion Lab, the University of Calgary, and the National Institute of Standards and Technology in Boulder, Colorado.

In the first ever experiments with quantum teleportation in a metropolitan cable network, the researchers used dark (unused) cables, and photon sensors designed by researchers at the JPL and NIST to detect exactly what was happening.

These efforts have led to a new record – the teleportation of the quantum state of a photon more than 3.7 miles in actual infrastructure.

Longer distances have been achieved in the past, but only in lab settings.

‘Demonstrating quantum effects such as teleportation outside of a lab environment involves a whole new set of challenges,’ said Francesco Marsili, one of the JPL co-authors.

‘This experiment shows how these challenges can all be overcome and hence it marks an important milestone towards the future quantum Internet.

'Quantum communication unlocks some of the unique properties of quantum mechanics to, for example, exchange information with ultimate security or link together quantum computers.’

Quantum teleportation is made possible through ‘entanglement,’ which describes a phenomenon in which two particles remain bound across a large distance.

Anything that affects the state of one particle will also affect the other.

The experiments were conducted using ‘dark’ cables under Calgary, and mark a major step toward the  goal of a quantum Internet as researchers begin tests in real-world contexts. Crystals like those pictured above are often used in quantum teleportation experiments

The experiments were conducted using ‘dark’ cables under Calgary, and mark a major step toward the goal of a quantum Internet as researchers begin tests in real-world contexts. Crystals like those pictured above are often used in quantum teleportation experiments

QUANTUM ENTANGLEMENT 

In quantum physics, entangled particles remain connected so that actions performed by one affects the behaviour of the other, even if they are separated by huge distances.

This means if you measure, 'up' for the spin of one photon from an entangled pair, the spin of the other, measured an instant later, will be 'down' - even if the two are on opposite sides of the world.

Entanglement takes place when a part of particles interact physically. 

For instance, a laser beam fired through a certain type of crystal can cause individual light particles to be split into pairs of entangled photons.

The theory that so riled Einstein is also referred to as 'spooky action at a distance'. 

Einstein wasn't happy with theory, because it suggested that information could travel faster than light. 

If a hypothetical particle called Photon 1 is entangled with Photon 2, the latter can be sent to a distant location, and they still will remain linked.

So, if in the second location Photon 2 meets a third particle, Photon 3, and interacts with it, the state which Photon 3 transfers to Photon 2 will automatically be teleported to its entangled twin as well, Photon 1.

As the researchers point out, this is a ‘disembodied transfer,’ meaning that Photons 1 and 3 never interact.

With this concept, the same type of teleportation could be used to securely send messages between two people.

But as this all takes place within the realm of quantum physics, the particles involved and the effects are extremely small, making them difficult to study.

In these experiments, however, the ultra sensitive photon sensors allowed for more precise detection.

‘The superconducting detector platform, which has been pioneered by JPL and NIST researchers, makes it possible to detect single photons at telecommunications wavelengths with nearly perfect efficiency and almost no noise,’ said Daniel Oblak, of the University of Calgary’s Instutite for Quantum Science and Technology.

‘This was simply not possible with earlier detector types, and so experiments such as our, using existing fiber-infrastructure, would have been close to impossible without JPL’s detectors.’

Quantum teleportation is made possible through ‘entanglement,’ which describes a phenomenon in which two particles remain bound across a large distance. Anything that affects the state of one particle will also affect the other, as illustrated above 

Quantum teleportation is made possible through ‘entanglement,’ which describes a phenomenon in which two particles remain bound across a large distance. Anything that affects the state of one particle will also affect the other, as illustrated above 

Quantum teleportation could be used to create highly secure communication systems in numerous settings, like Nasa, to protect data signals.

Moving forward, the researchers will build repeaters to teleport entangled photons across longer distances.

With ‘super-sensitive photon detectors,’ they say repeaters could even send entangled photons across the country.

And eventually, space-related communications could achieve teleportation without the use of repeaters, with photons instead fired into space with lasers, and the states teleported from Earth.

‘By using advanced superconducting detectors, we can use individual photons to efficiently communicate both classical and quantum information from space to the ground,’ said Matt Shaw, of JPL’s Microdevices Laboratory.

‘We are planning to use more advanced versions of these detectors for demonstrations of optical communication from deep space and of quantum teleportation from the International Space Station.’ 

18 Oct 17:14

22 Pictures That Prove Clowns Have Always Been Scary

by Gabriel H. Sanchez
Philip.paulsson

So much going on in that second pic.

A spooktacular look back in time, presented by Getty Images.

Sleep tight ;-)

Lon Chaney as the character "He" in the 1924 MGM silent movie, "He Who Gets Slapped," directed by Victor Seastrom.

Bettmann / Bettmann Archive

A young boy appears traumatized by the experience of riding miniature horse during a visit by the circus to a children's hospital, circa 1930. The clown doesn't seem to be helping much.

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17 Oct 23:00

Decrypted: Westworld pulls us deeper into its violent mystery

by Annalee Newitz
Philip.paulsson

I've only seen the first episode so far, but it was really good.

Enlarge / Elsie the lead engineer debugs Maeve the madame robot. (credit: HBO)

The second episode of Westworld, "Chestnut," took us deeper into the mysteries of robot consciousness and the Man In Black's obsessive quest. Now we'll take a deep analytical dive into Westworld on Ars Technica's podcast Decrypted.

On this episode, I'm joined by Ars Technica's video editor Jennifer Hahn, who is also a documentary filmmaker and editor. We talk about the recent episode, as well as how it fits into the world established in the original Westworld movie, its sequel Futureworld, and the short-lived 1980 TV series Beyond Westworld. Jen also talks to us about Westworld's cinematography and design.

Topics discussed: Whether the Westworld theme park is underground (maybe?), William's white hat status (dubious), the robot UX (command line mode and analysis mode are fascinating), the clash between Lee and Ford over why people come to the park (revealing), the plots of the original Westworld movies and TV series (they involve robots taking over the park and creating clone versions of world leaders so they can control humanity), and why it matters that the series is shot on 35mm film (you can control the shadows). Also: holy crap was that scene in the robot repair area with Maeve ever creepy!

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14 Oct 19:07

House wants “briefing as soon as possible” to grok how Yahoo spied

by Cyrus Farivar

(credit: Chris Chan)

On Friday, dozens of members of Congress wrote an open letter to the attorney general and the director of National Intelligence. In it, they requested a briefing regarding the recent Reuters story that Yahoo complied with a secret court order to search all of its customers’ e-mail.

They wrote:

There is significant confusion regarding the existence and nature of the program described by these reports and the legal questions implicated by the accuracy of specific details... As legislators, it is our responsibility to have accurate information about the intelligence activities conducted by the federal government. Accordingly, we request information and a briefing as soon as possible for all members of Congress to resolve the issues raised by these reports.

Previously, one of the lead co-signers of the letter, Rep. Ted Lieu, a Democrat who represents a portion of Los Angeles County, told Ars that this type of forced government request was "flat out unconstitutional." He also told us:

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14 Oct 19:03

FDA: Homeopathic teething gels may have killed 10 babies, sickened 400

by Beth Mole
Philip.paulsson

Uh.... ok now I'm really confused about "homeopathy". I thought it literally was watering shit down until there was none of the shit left. Yet it's still able to kill babies?

Enlarge (credit: Getty | John Greim)

To practice homeopathy, one must master the skill of diluting things in water—an awe inspiring talent, no doubt.

At its core, homeopathy is based on the idea that “like cures like,” and remedies are made by watering down selected poisons that cause or mimic the disease being treated. Practitioners must at least dilute those poisons until they’re safe for consumption, but often dilute them to the point that only plain water remains. Tossing aside the pesky rules of physics and chemistry, believers argue that water molecules have “memory.” Those liquefied ghosts of poisons can cure a wide range of ailments, from allergic reactions to HIV/AIDS, they say.

Though Ars has previously pointed out that this pseudoscience is clearly a “therapeutic dead-end,” providing a placebo effect at best, Americans still spent $2.9 billion on them in 2007. Some may argue that such spending on expensive placebo water is harmless. But the discussion changes dramatically when federal regulators catch homeopaths that aren’t so skilled at the art of dilution.

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14 Oct 19:01

NewRoommateNeededASAP says FML

by NewRoommateNeededASAP
Philip.paulsson

That's hot.

Today, I skipped class and went to back my apartment early. I found that my roommate had broken into my room and was laying in my bed wearing my underwear, taking pictures of herself. Apparently, she's been doing it all semester. FML

14 Oct 19:00

Peek inside one of Nintendo's retro gaming vaults

by Nick Summers
Philip.paulsson

TIL where FAMICOM came from.

What secrets lie inside Nintendo's offices? It's a question I ask myself regularly at night, clutching my new Nintendo 3DS and dreaming about a Metroid Prime sequel (Federation Force doesn't count.) Well, today Nintendo has drawn back the curtain --...
14 Oct 18:13

Sunny Saves Bo From Mountain Lion During Cross-Country Journey To Reunite With Obamas

GARDINER, MT—Fending off the large wildcat moments before it could harm her best friend, presidential pet Sunny reportedly saved fellow first dog Bo from a mountain lion attack last month as they journeyed across the country to find their way back to the Obama family.

Sources said the White House’s two canine residents, who were accidentally left behind by the first family during a trip to Yellowstone National Park, encountered the mountain lion while making their way through the Montana wilderness. According to reports, Bo, who had become separated from his companion earlier in the day when he slid into a ravine, was cornered by the predator against a large tree trunk and seemed to have no means of escape until Sunny, having seemingly appeared out of nowhere, came rushing to his aid at the last possible second.

“Bo, get out of the way!” said Sunny, her teeth ...

14 Oct 16:26

This Woman Said A Pilot Asked Her To Remove Her Shirt And "Black Panther" Hat

by Tanya Chen
Philip.paulsson

I have no opinion on this story because I didn't read any of it but.... Amanda? More like "A man, duh!"

When she didn’t comply, she said they kicked her off the flight.

Amanda Stevens is a 28-year-old freelance journalist who was traveling from New York City to Chicago on Wednesday via a United Airlines flight.

Amanda Stevens is a 28-year-old freelance journalist who was traveling from New York City to Chicago on Wednesday via a United Airlines flight.

Twitter: @sagegnosis

Stevens said the attendant told her, "You did nothing wrong, however our pilot has expressed concerns and discomfort over the shirt you’re wearing."

“Are you being serious right now?" Stevens said she asked.

She complied and turned her shirt, which was a design collaboration between PacSun and rapper A$AP Rocky, inside out.


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14 Oct 11:46

The Weeknd's new music video is the FPS you never wanted to play

by David Lumb
Philip.paulsson

TIL The Weeknd is Canadian.

Canadian music artist The Weeknd dropped a music video today for his just-released single False Alarm, and it's a doozy -- a bank heist gone bloody from a gun-toting robber's first-person perspective. If you love a bleak FPS experience of unwilling h...
14 Oct 11:45

Brobot can 'sweat' to do push-ups for longer

by Steve Dent
Philip.paulsson

LOL @ "Brobot"

The Terminator may not feel remorse or pity, but does it even lift, bro? Researchers from the University of Tokyo have developed a robot called Kengoro that can sweat, helping it get through 11 minute push-up sessions that would normally fry the moto...
14 Oct 11:44

MulticoloredSlug says FML

by MulticoloredSlug
Philip.paulsson

Gravity's a bitch.

Today, my boyfriend and I were getting heated. We were having a lot of fun until I decided I wanted to be on top. He instantly got soft. FML

14 Oct 11:43

anonymous says FML

by anonymous

Today, I was babysitting, and the family dog was unable to move, so I had texted the mother about it. We put the small dog on the couch to make it comfortable while the mother was on her way to get the dog and take it to the vet. Turns out, we sat with a dead dog for about ten minutes. FML

14 Oct 11:41

Non-cable Internet providers offer faster speeds to the wealthy

by Ars Staff
Philip.paulsson

TIL the Center for Public Integrity is a thing.

When non-cable Internet providers—outlets like AT&T or Verizon—choose which communities to offer the fastest connections, they don’t juice up their networks so everyone in their service area has the option of buying quicker speeds. Instead, they tend to favor the wealthy over the poor, according to an investigation by the Center for Public Integrity.

The Center’s data analysis found that the largest non-cable Internet providers collectively offer faster speeds to about 40 percent of the population they serve nationwide in wealthy areas compared with just 22 percent of the population in poor areas. That leaves tens of millions of Americans with the choice of either purchasing an expensive connection from the only provider in their area—typically a cable company—or just doing the best they can with slower speeds. Middle-income areas don’t fare much better, with a bit more than 27 percent of the population having access to a DSL provider’s fastest speeds. The Center reached its conclusions by merging the latest Federal Communications Commission (FCC) data with income information from the US Census Bureau.

The FCC, which regulates the industry, defines broadband as a download speed of at least 25 megabits per second. Those speeds are mostly only available through wired connections to the home. It’s the speed that the agency believes is needed to support multiple devices on a single connection, stream uninterrupted movies and educational videos, upload photos, and allow for future applications such as in-home health services and networked homes.

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14 Oct 11:40

Making Friends

Philip.paulsson

"Cool facts about space" would totally work on me.

"This seems more like a way to attract turkey vultures." "My mom always told me a turkey vulture is just a friend you haven't met yet, usually because you don't smell enough like decaying meat."
14 Oct 11:39

Trump Complains Entire Personality Rigged Against Him

WEST PALM BEACH, FL—Responding to his flagging poll numbers and a string of newspaper editorials and cable news pundits questioning his fitness to lead, Republican presidential nominee Donald Trump reportedly complained to a rally crowd Thursday that for the entirety of this race, his personality has been rigged against him. “From day one, my internal thought processes and overall temperament have completely stacked the deck against my candidacy—it’s so obvious, folks, you can’t deny it,” said Trump, claiming that all facets of his character, from his egocentric worldview to his brash, vitriolic responses to even the smallest and most inconsequential provocations, have been colluding to ruin his chances of ever reaching the Oval Office. “Open your eyes, people! Just look at how I routinely project the fear and hatred inside of me onto others, or my total lack of impulse control, conscientiousness, and tact. My personality ...

14 Oct 11:39

Idiotic Tree Keeps Trying To Plant Seeds On Sidewalk

Philip.paulsson

Hahah Stupid tree.

PORTLAND, OR—Pointing out that the total dipshit had dropped dozens of acorns all along the length of pavement, sources confirmed Thursday that a completely idiotic tree keeps trying to plant seeds on the sidewalk. “Come on, you fucking moron, what are you doing? That’s concrete,” said local pedestrian Frank Brogden, who shook his head while pondering why the dumbshit California black oak was stupid enough to believe its saplings could grow in an area devoid of soil, nutrients, and water. “Oh, yeah, I can’t wait to see the tree sprouting right up in the middle of 5-inch-thick cement. The dirt’s that way, Einstein.” At press time, Brogden was reportedly overheard muttering “What the fuck?” under his breath as the tree attempted to plant a seed on a parked car.

13 Oct 21:20

The Guy Caught Glaring At Trump Said He Found Trump's Debate Demeanor "Creepy"

by Tanya Chen

Earlest Johnson told BuzzFeed News he will “absolutely not” vote for Trump after attending the debate.

During the second presidential debate on Sunday, a man was caught glaring at Donald Trump as he was speaking. He soon became a breakout, meme-worthy star.

During the second presidential debate on Sunday, a man was caught glaring at Donald Trump as he was speaking. He soon became a breakout, meme-worthy star.

People who spotted him, and the displeased expression on his face, called him "relatable" and "a hero."

Twitter: @C_Joyce3183

Well, BuzzFeed News found and spoke to the man. He is 55-year-old Earlest Johnson from St. Louis who retired in August, and he had a lot to say about that night and Trump.

Well, BuzzFeed News found and spoke to the man. He is 55-year-old Earlest Johnson from St. Louis who retired in August, and he had a lot to say about that night and Trump.

Johnson said he was asked to be one of the audience members at the town hall–style presidential debate because he was a Bernie Sanders supporter who at the time felt undecided about Hillary Clinton and Trump.

"I wasn't so sure what I was going to do at this point," he said, after Sanders dropped out of the race.

So he was hoping attending the debate would help him make a decision between the two candidates.

Facebook: earlestr.johnson

Johnson said he had high hopes for the debate, but said he and other audience members were quickly turned off by Trump's demeanor, especially toward Clinton. He called it "creepy" and "weird."

Johnson said he had high hopes for the debate, but said he and other audience members were quickly turned off by Trump's demeanor, especially toward Clinton. He called it "creepy" and "weird."

"I thought it was initially it was going to be a great atmosphere," Johnson said.

As he watched Trump's behavior toward Clinton as she spoke to the audience, he grew more and more uncomfortable.

"He walked around her, sat behind her, and almost like he was stalking her," he said of Trump's body language.

"It was a lot of weird and it was very creepy," he added.

He also mentioned that another person in the audience whispered, "He's weird... Why is he doing that?"

Twitter: @broderick

His now-famous expression immortalized on the internet was captured when Trump conflated "African-Americans" and "inner cities" into one idea in his answer about representation. Johnson reacted with a single look.

His now-famous expression immortalized on the internet was captured when Trump conflated "African-Americans" and "inner cities" into one idea in his answer about representation. Johnson reacted with a single look.

“I would be a president for all of the people,” Trump said. “African-Americans, the inner cities. Devastating what’s happening to our inner cities.”

"I was kind of shocked," said Johnson. "He wants us to vote for him, and I don’t know if he just doesn’t care, but he's offensive when he makes statements like that!"

Johnson joked that he "didn't do a good job concealing his displeasure" at that point.

Twitter: @soniamariesays


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13 Oct 14:43

‘The Onion’ Is Withholding Our Endorsement For President Until Both Candidates Respond To Our Questionnaire

The American people are faced with a momentous choice in this election, one that this newspaper, with its 260-year record of reportage, believes to be among the most crucial in the history of our republic. Our nation is beset by grave threats, both at home and abroad. Our population is fractured and teeming with antagonism. Our economy continues to languish. Now, more than ever before, this country needs a strong and capable leader.

This year, as in every election cycle, the citizens of the United States have been waiting with great anticipation for the presidential endorsement of our editorial board. This is an awesome and sober responsibility, and rest assured, it is one whose far-reaching impact we understand full well.

Which is why we cannot in good faith offer a presidential endorsement until both Hillary Rodham Clinton and Donald J. Trump mail back completed copies of the 10-part questionnaire we ...

12 Oct 20:05

Can You Get 12/12 On This Super Basic Geography Quiz?

by Luis Del Valle
Philip.paulsson

Super basic. But I'm a basic pro. 12/12

Are you continental? Or CAN’Tinental? (Sorry.)

12 Oct 16:27

Badass Surgeon Puts On Fingerless Latex Gloves Before Operating

12 Oct 14:50

Vatican Putting Out Feelers For How Public Would React To Another Children’s Crusade

VATICAN CITY—Saying they had been giving some thought recently to the idea of sending legions of Christian boys and girls to retake the Holy Land and wanted to gauge the level of support, Vatican officials reportedly began putting out feelers Wednesday to determine how the public might react to another Children’s Crusade, much as was attempted in the year 1212. “We just want to test the waters here and find out whether sending 30,000 children between the ages of 5 and 18 to march toward Jerusalem carrying devotional banners and wooden crosses is something the faithful would be into,” said the director of the Holy See Press Office, Greg Burke, adding that priests around the world had been instructed to slip questions into their weekly sermons to see if the notion of dispatching vast numbers of youths to cross the Mediterranean and recover the True Cross resonated ...

12 Oct 11:33

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