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13 Mar 11:55

Planet Earth Parody Imagines a World Overrun by Creepy Boston Dynamics Robots

Philip.paulsson

Haha nice.

In any of Earth’s other parallel timelines, Nicolas King’s parody of the Planet Earth documentary series, showing our planet overrun with migrating herds of Boston Dynamics’ SpotMini robodogs, would be an amusing look at our possible future.

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But in our actual timeline, where everything seems to be playing out like we’re in a nightmarish, Twilight Zone-inspired alternate reality, this parody instead feels depressingly plausible. Let’s face it, if all we have to keep some of our most advanced autonomous robots in check is a guy wielding a hockey stick, the planet is undoubtedly doomed—except for Canada.

[YouTube via Laughing Squid]

12 Mar 05:33

Annihilation is a gorgeous movie that went terribly wrong

by Annalee Newitz
Philip.paulsson

She got something wrong in the "great credentials" list... that book was godawful.

Annihilation came with great credentials. It's jam-packed with great actors; it's based on a brilliant, award-winning novel by Jeff VanderMeer; and it is directed by Alex Garland, the mastermind behind indie breakout Ex Machina. And yet, despite being arguably beautiful, this movie fails on multiple levels. Incoherent, implausible, and often downright embarrassing, it verges on self-parody.

What's frustrating about Annihilation is that the acting is superb, and the concept design is mostly gorgeous. Immersed in the film's macabre, trippy landscapes, it's easy to get lost in the imagery and forget that the plot has fallen to pieces until about halfway through the story.

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12 Mar 05:32

Capsizing Boat Passes U.S. In Global Quality Of Life Rankings 

by Ryan Shattuck

GENEVA—Having analyzed the data from extensive surveys conducted across the globe, the World Health Organization announced Tuesday that a boat currently capsizing in the Atlantic Ocean had earned a higher quality of life rating than the United States. “Based on our most recent global rankings, we’ve concluded that the…

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09 Mar 20:09

It’s 7 years in prison for Martin Shkreli, convicted of fraud

by Beth Mole
Philip.paulsson

Nice. Tho it'll probably be some cushy white collar prison or some bullshit.

Enlarge (credit: NEPA Scene/Flickr/Aurich)

A federal judge sentenced former pharmaceutical executive and hedge-fund manager Martin Shkreli to seven years in prison Friday following his earlier conviction on three of eight counts of securities and wire fraud charges.

According to reporters present in the Brooklyn courtroom, Shkreli gave an emotional and tearful speech prior to his sentencing, taking blame and responsibility for his actions and saying he had changed as a person since his conviction. US District Judge Kiyo Matsumoto reportedly handed him a box of tissues and took a lengthy amount of time reviewing his transgressions and history.

The sentencing caps a long, public saga for Shkreli, who is widely reviled for drastically raising the price of a cheap, decades-old drug, as well as provocative and offensive online antics, including harassing women.

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09 Mar 18:21

Apple Employees Called 911 After Smacking Heads On Headquarters’ Glass

by Ryan Shattuck
Philip.paulsson

OMFG they nailed it on this one.

Employees in the new Apple headquarters have been repeatedly walking into its glass windows and doors, forcing some to call 911 due to mild concussions. What do you think?

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09 Mar 17:52

This Cat Named Dog Works At The Fish Market And People Love Him

Philip.paulsson

I love this

"I would lay down my life for him!!!!!!"


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08 Mar 18:55

Report: Average American Walks Less Than One Mile Each Year With Pants Around Ankles

by Ryan Shattuck

BALTIMORE—In a report many experts have described as deeply discouraging, researchers at Johns Hopkins University published data Thursday that suggest the average American adult walks no more than a mile each year with their pants down around their ankles. “Though a small handful of Americans clumsily waddle up to…

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08 Mar 15:19

NYC Park Officials Finally Get Around To Replacing Dead Light Bulbs In Statue Of Liberty’s Eyes

by Ryan Shattuck
Philip.paulsson

Hahah that'd be pretty sweet.

NEW YORK—Capping a lengthy project to restore the iconic monument to its original form, New York City park officials announced Thursday that they have finally finished replacing the long-dead light bulbs in the Statue of Liberty’s eyes. “From its unveiling in 1889 until Hurricane Sandy damaged the statue in 2012,…

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08 Mar 10:40

Microwaves across Europe are 6 minutes slow due to a Serbia-Kosovo grid dispute

by Megan Geuss
Philip.paulsson

This is such a crazy story!

Enlarge / Grumpy? Maybe it's because you're 6 minutes late to macaroni time. (credit: Getty Images)

In a press release on Tuesday, Europe's electric transmission lobby said that ovens, microwaves, and radios across continental Europe could be running almost six minutes slow due to a power grid dispute between Serbia and neighboring Kosovo.

Power-connected clocks on appliances generally tell time by counting the rate of the electrical current, which in Europe is supposed to hold a constant frequency of 50Hz. If that frequency drops below 50Hz, connected appliance clocks will be slow, and if it rises above 50Hz, clocks will be fast. Since mid-January, clocks that are on the Continental Europe Power System, a synchronized area that reaches through 25 countries across the continent, have seen a deviation from grid-time based on an average frequency of 49.996 Hz.

What do grid disputes have to do with anything? Serbia and Kosovo are part of the Continental Europe Power System, and, per an agreement, Kosovo is required to balance electrical supply and demand on its grid, while Serbia is required to help Kosovo manage that balancing. But the agreement between Serbia and Kosovo appears to have fallen apart, and neither side is talking to the other. That has resulted in 113GWh of unmet demand from Kosovo, which, spread across the whole synchronized area, has led to a decline in frequency—not big enough to cause power outages (at measurements below 47.5 Hz and above 52.5 Hz, the grid and devices connected to it disconnect) but big enough to warp time.

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08 Mar 02:59

Former Trump Aide Says He Was Having A "Rough Day" When He Insulted Sarah Sanders During Bizarre TV Interviews

Philip.paulsson

This guy was in Gardner Hall with me first year at McGill!

Sam Nunberg apologized for telling the White House press secretary to "shut her fat mouth" during interviews on Monday in which he also said he would not comply with a subpoena.


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07 Mar 19:04

Pluming hell! Black crow circles an eagle and then lands on its HEAD

Philip.paulsson

Awesome.

Published: 04:14 EST, 8 February 2017 | Updated: 04:14 EST, 8 February 2017

This set of hilarious photographs capture the moment a black crow circles an eagle and then lands on its head. 

Judging by the pictures, it is quite clear the bird of prey is not too pleased with its unwanted guest crashing down onto it over and over again. 

The encounter was spotted by Greaves Henriksen in Tamilnadu, India.

The 52-year-old amateur photographer believes the eagle was sitting close to a nest, which the crow was trying to defend.

Greaves, a manager at a tea gardens, said: 'I just couldn't stop taking photos of this truly rare sight.

'The short-toed snake eagle was perched on a branch near the nest and the crow was trying to chase him away.' 

The eagle looks as though it is staring straight down the camera lens as the crow plants its feet square onto its head

The eagle looks completely dumbfounded by the smaller bird landing on its head with what looks like a surprised expression

The crow is seen flying away from the eagle, but it is only a matter of time until the pesky guest will return for more

The eagle's apparent hangdog expression (left) and unimpressed look (right) says it all as the bird lands back on its head

The crow spreads its wings to maintain its balance and digs its tiny feet into the plumage of the eagle's head, who is slumped

The left picture almost gives the impression the eagle knows what's coming - which is portrayed in the right picture

The short-toed snake eagle's neck is jolted downwards as the crow, who was defending a nest, comes crashing down

In an almost human facial expression, the eagle appears to be saying, 'Oh, not again,' as the crow lands on its head once more

These pictures, taken by Greaves Henriksen in Tamilnadu, India, show the eagle is exacerbated by its incessant guest  

The 52-year-old amateur photographer believes the eagle was sitting close to a nest, which the crow was trying to defend

The eagle watches its unruly visitor fly away (left) before appearing to turn to the camera as if to say, 'What on earth was that?'

The glum-looking eagle appears to have had enough at this stage, as the crow looks like it's dancing on the bird of prey's head

07 Mar 17:36

Roomba Claims Another Pet Gerbil

by Ryan Shattuck on Local, shared by Ryan Shattuck to The Onion
06 Mar 16:13

Canada’s Air Force Accidentally Bombed Miami… With a Raft

Philip.paulsson

LOL! Take that, 'murica!

Not since we burned the White House down has the Canadian military launched an assault at the great beast to the south of us (come at me, history nerds). But that all changed on Wednesday when we bombed Miami with a raft, puncturing through the roof of a home and injuring one American woman.

The inflated raft was being carried by a Canadian CH-146 Griffin helicopter that was returning from a military exercise in which they were practicing open water rescues in the ocean off the coast of Florida. The 80-pound raft became what police described as “separated from the helicopter” and plunged downwards to the Miami streets.

Meanwhile, well below the falling raft at around 3 PM, Luce Rameau was lying on her bed talking on her cell phone to a friend. This conversation was quickly halted when the raft smashed through her roof narrowly missing her and covering her in wood and dust. Speaking to the Miami Herald, Rameau said that she thought she was being bombed.

“I kept screaming, ‘What happened? What happened?”’ she told the Herald. “I was shocked.”

The tightly-packaged raft—two by two feet in size—punched a pretty clean hole of about a half a metre in diameter through Rameau’s bedroom roof. A captain with Miami-Dade Fire told reporters that Rameau fortunately “narrowly escaped disaster and sustained only minor injuries.”

A couple Canadian soldiers went and collected the raft on the same day because, you know, that shit is super expensive and our military is pretty underfunded.

The RCAF said that they intend to support the individuals affect and that the RCAF’s Directorate of Flight Safety will be investigating it but, in the meantime, us Canadians would like you to know how sorry we are about this whole shabang.

We’re really sorry, guys.

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06 Mar 13:04

Hyundai’s Le Fil Rouge concept is the future of the automaker’s design

by Roberto Baldwin
Not to be left behind in the concept car parade of the Geneva Motor Show, Hyundai unveiled its Le Fil Rouge EV concept. It's bigger than you would expect from the Korean automaker, but also prettier.
05 Mar 20:46

Stars

by Reza

05 Mar 18:44

Netflix renews 'Black Mirror' for fifth season

by Jon Fingas
Would it surprise you to hear that Netflix's Black Mirror series is popular enough to justify more episodes? No? Well, we're going to let you know regardless: Netflix has confirmed that Charlie Brooker and Annabel Jones' technology-gone-wrong antholo...
05 Mar 12:40

Perverted Creep Keeps Asking Women What They’re Wearing

by Ryan Shattuck on Entertainment, shared by Ryan Shattuck to The Onion
02 Mar 16:55

https://richardjohnsongallery.com/collections/ice-huts

Philip.paulsson

These are pretty cool.

01 Mar 16:04

Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Magic

by tech@thehiveworks.com


Click here to go see the bonus panel!

Hovertext:
Alternatively, the Easter Bunny may just be a lizard with horrifically mutated skin and bones.

New comic!
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BAHFest London is now 4/5ths sold out! Buy soon if you want a spot!

28 Feb 20:03

Idea Of Doing Nothing Until Next Mass Shooting Quickly Gaining Traction In Congress

by Ryan Shattuck on Politics, shared by Ryan Shattuck to The Onion
Philip.paulsson

Sigh...

WASHINGTON—In the wake of the Stoneman Douglas High School shooting that left 17 dead and 14 injured, sources confirmed Wednesday that the idea of doing absolutely nothing until the next mass shooting is gaining considerable traction in Congress. “After the recent tragedies, lawmakers have shown a great deal of…

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27 Feb 22:25

Russian Curler Anastasia Bryzgalova Is So Hot I'm Convinced All The Snow In Korea Is Now Melted

*Googles how to become an Olympic curler by 2022*


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19 Feb 07:07

Nation Excited For Some Insane K-Pop Shit During Opening Ceremony

by Ryan Shattuck
Philip.paulsson

I was in a car while this was on... anyone see it? Any good?

WASHINGTON, DC— Citing an overwhelming desire to see a dozen or so identically dressed teenage Korean girls sing close pedal-point harmonies while executing impossibly precise choreography, sources across the nation confirmed Friday they were excited for some completely insane K-pop shit to occur during the opening…

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14 Feb 20:39

Schnauzers Rioting Outside Madison Square Garden Following Westminster Dog Show Defeat

by Ryan Shattuck
14 Feb 19:25

Chloe Kim Recalls Growing Up Under Parents' Intense Pressure To Just Chillax And Shred The Gnar Gnar

by Ryan Shattuck
Philip.paulsson

LOL "gnar gnar"

14 Feb 15:02

The Ski Pole That Norway Will Never Forget

Philip.paulsson

Great story!

VANG, Norway — It seems an unlikely event to be emblazoned in a nation’s collective memory. But if you’re from Norway, and you’re over 50, you almost certainly have a vivid recollection of this:

A man named Oddvar Bra is skiing the final segment of the men’s 4x10-kilometer cross-country relay at the 1982 world championships in Oslo. Surging up a hill, he passes and sideswipes the only person ahead of him, Alexander Savyalov of the Soviet Union.

Immediately, Bra realizes that the impact has had a terrible consequence. His right pole has snapped in two.

“Let him get a pole, man!” shouts the sportscaster for what is then Norway’s only national TV station.

As if on cue, someone in the crowd bolts into view and hands off a pole. His equilibrium restored, Bra battles Savyalov in a sprint to the finish line.

Bra’s broken pole near the end of the final leg of the 4x10-kilometer relay at the 1982 world championships has become a national touchstone in Norway. Ivar Aaserud/VG

Let’s recap. A guy breaks a ski pole and keeps racing. Not exactly the moon landing, is it? And to be clear, this isn’t a come-from-behind story. Bra was actually leading after he broke his pole, because contact had knocked Savyalov to his knees.

Also, Bra didn’t win, at least not outright. After staring at an image of the finish for about an hour, the judges decided that he and Savyalov had tied for first.

In Norway, these apparently are trifling details. “Hvor var du da Oddvar Brå brakk staven?” (“Where were you when Oddvar Bra broke his pole?”) has become the country’s most beloved and recurring question. Knowing your location, and what you were shouting, at roughly 1:54 p.m. on Feb. 25, 1982, is more than a signifier of shared cultural identity. It conveys a deep passion for cross-country skiing, which, as an essential form of transportation for millenniums, and thus a matter of survival, has long transcended sport here. The question also underscores a reverence for pluck and humility as embodied by Oddvar Bra.

Norway, a country of just 5 million that has won the most medals in Winter Olympics history, is in familiar position through the first few days of the Pyeongchang Games with more medals than any other country. It is undoubtedly about to produce another collection of Nordic skiing legends, but no matter how many gold medals Norway’s finest bring home, none will achieve the level of veneration Bra has experienced the past 36 years.

For years, a national newspaper ran a feature every Monday asking, “Where were you when Oddvar Bra broke his pole?” Hundreds of people weighed in. Bra’s broken pole is kept in a glass box in the lobby of a hotel near the outdoor arena where the race occurred, displayed like a national treasure. In his hometown, Holonda, he is honored with a statue that captures him in midstride. Every once in a while, someone breaks the statue’s right pole.

Bra, 66, is still an avid skier and attends many cross-country races as a fan. Andrew Testa for The New York Times

Television airs the race every year. Children have filmed YouTube video tributes. Norwegians regularly stop Bra, now 66, to ask about those event-filled minutes, which he didn’t realize, at least initially, would become his vehicle to immortality.

“Sometimes it’s 10 times a day,” he said of the interruptions. “The same questions, day after day.”

A lean man with wisps of gray hair and bright blue eyes, Bra is wearing a dark wool sweater and the delighted grin that is his default facial expression. He carries himself without airs. If friends and fans didn’t come by to say hello and slap him on the back during this interview, there’d be no guessing at his notoriety.

In the years since he retired from the sport, he has worked as a coach and later in sales for Adidas. Still an avid skier and fan, Bra attends plenty of cross-country races, like the national championships in mid-January in Vang, where he recently sifted yet again over his most celebrated race.

He still seems tickled by the particulars. It marked the first time in his career that he had ever broken a pole in a competition. By sheer happenstance, the pole handed to him during the race — by a friend who made a habit of running alongside Norwegian skiers — was exactly the same length as the broken one, 147.5 centimeters.

In Bra’s hometown, Holonda, there is a statue that captures him in midstride. Every once in a while, someone breaks the statue’s right pole. Andrew Testa for The New York Times

“I just remember a shadow coming from left, with a pole,” said Bra, speaking through an interpreter. “If it had been 135 centimeters, I’d have taken it.”

To the uninitiated, the renown of Bra’s broken pole is a little confounding, and it raises some obvious questions. Can a spectator just hand a competitor a pole? (Yes.) For how long did Bra have only one pole? (About 15 seconds.)

More substantively, why is this a Norwegian legend rather than a Soviet one? Watch the final minutes of the race and you can imagine a very different rendering of the same story, one that lionizes Savyalov.

In this version, Savyalov is bumped onto the snow by Bra, but gets up immediately. He then chases his rival down a hill, gains on him in the final sprint and catches him right at the finish line.

That is a come-from-behind story. It is also a description of the race that Norwegians would consider so preposterous that it veers to the profane. It’s like someone contending that Neil Armstrong didn’t say anything about “one small step for man,” when he exited the lunar module. No, he told a knock-knock joke.

Bra’s broken ski pole is on display at the Holmenkollen Park Hotel in Oslo, near where the fateful race took place. Andrew Testa for The New York Times

Bra, for one, doesn’t buy this Soviet-friendly narrative of the race. If anyone deserves blame for the collision, he said, it’s Savyalov, who knew that hill was Bra’s last chance to pass him and drifted ever so slightly to the left in an effort at blocking.

“I might have done the same thing,” Bra said, grinning.

Moreover, he went on, Savyalov doesn’t regard himself as a victim. Bra knows because the two have met many times, first in a surprise on-air introduction during a TV show about the broken-pole race. The pair exchanged little beyond pleasantries during the program, but later spent hours at Bra’s house. There have been plenty of meetings since, typically at major races.

“Very friendly discussions,” Bra said. “Neither of us blames the other. We have a phrase for it in Norwegian, which translates as the absence of luck. It was just unlucky.”

Actually, Savyalov has a different take on the entire incident. Reached at his home in Moscow last week, he reminisced through an interpreter for 45 minutes. Though the race is not a touchstone in his country, it was a major story in the Soviet Union at the time and a topic he is asked to revisit often.

This is especially true when he and Bra run into each other at cross-country races.

A cross-country race in Furnes, Norway, last month. Cross-country skiing, an essential form of transportation for millenniums, has long transcended sport in Norway. Andrew Testa for The New York Times

“We never had any enmity, we never hated each other,” Savyalov said. “Whenever we meet and sit down, people ask us, ‘Which of you won?’ We always smile say, ‘Friendship won.’”

That’s the public Savyalov. In the interview last week, he referenced a photo that showed him “half a boot” in front of Bra at the finish line. If they had measured hundredths of a second instead of tenths, he said, the Soviets would have owned first place.

As for the collision, he initially said on the phone that “what happened happened,” as if no one were to blame. Then he blamed Bra, though in doing so he described a sequence of events that is hard to square with reality.

He said that when the impact occurred, he was passing Bra, not the other way around.

“I don’t know what he was thinking, but he didn’t let me pass,” Savyalov said. “So we crashed into each other and his pole ended up between my legs. And of course, the pole broke and Oddvar Bra continued because he hadn’t fallen. But I was on my knees.”

The notion that Savyalov was passing Bra runs so counter to all visual evidence that it had to be asked: When was the last time he watched this race?

Norway has won more medals at the Winter Games than any other country. Andrew Testa for The New York Times

“I have it on my mobile phone,” he said.

Savyalov said anyone who thinks Bra was passing him when the accident occurred is falling prey to an optical illusion. Bra was on his left, which means he was closer to the camera, making it appear that he was trailing, Savyalov said.

In fact, the camera is too far away to distort the placement of the two skiers. At any rate, a different camera, taken from the other side of the race, right before the hill, shows Savyalov a good 15 feet ahead.

Savyalov’s interpretation seems utterly perplexing — until you start to discuss the race with Norwegians. They, too, get key details demonstrably wrong. A small and random sampling found many who believe that Bra was trailing in the final sprint (he wasn’t) and then beat the Soviet at the finish (he didn’t).

“Bra won,” said Ole Mikalsen, a furniture dealer who was waiting in the Oslo airport one recent Sunday. “He came from behind and it was very tight, but he was judged to have won.”

Have you seen the race lately?

“Sure,” Mikalsen said. “They play it every year.”

Others correctly remember a tie. But not one of a dozen people mentioned that Savyalov stopped racing for a few seconds because he’d been dropped in a mini-crash.

Bra’s childhood home is full of medals and trophies that he won during his career. But he seemed cursed at the biggest events — the Olympics and world championships. Andrew Testa for The New York Times

It turns out that to grasp how this showdown entered the realm of national mythology in Norway, you can’t just watch the ending. The tape must first be rolled back roughly 20 minutes.

In the third leg of the relay, the man racing for Norway, Pal Gunnar Mikkelsplass, inexplicably fell while skiing all alone on a downhill portion of the course. He wound up briefly in an undignified heap.

Mikkelsplass would later receive death threats that were taken seriously enough to merit a police escort for the Norwegian team out of the arena. More immediately, the disaster left Bra with a roughly 15-second deficit when it was finally his turn to race.

In other words, once you see the contest in its totality, this is a comeback story.

Now roll the tape back a full decade. In the years before 1982, Bra distinguished himself as one of Norway’s greatest skiers, winning more than a dozen national titles starting in his early 20s. In a sport known for its slow and steady pace, Bra was a born sprinter who would once beat the English soccer player Kevin Keegan in a televised foot race. Bra also had a freakishly high tolerance for pain and could race in an agony that produced a recurring visual hallucination.

“I see this gray fog,” he said in the interview. “Especially during 50-kilometer races. The point is not to just keep going. The point is to enjoy it.”

Bra seemed destined for an epic career, but his promise was matched only by his terrible fortune. In the ‘70s, at both the Olympics and world championships, he caught the flu, or he chose a catastrophically wrong set of skis or wax. Gradually, he began to seem cursed, a great talent thwarted by the stars.

Norwegians never abandoned hope. That’s because Bra seems reverse-engineered to be irresistible to them.

Bra at his childhood home in Megarden. Andrew Testa for The New York Times
Bra, first on the left, in a school picture.

“To be a folk hero in Norway, you need to grow up on a farm and you need a country accent,” said Thor Gotaas, who is writing a biography of Bra and who studied Norse mythology as a student. “Norwegians don’t trust people from the city. They like people who have struggled, people who have suffered.”

Humbleness is a plus. The nicest thing you can say about a Norwegian hero, Gotaas explained, is “He’s like everybody else.”

It helped that Bra insisted on racing on Norwegian-made skis, even if they were not ideal for the conditions. This made him seem the opposite of the money-crazed braggarts who soon populated the sport.

“He’s a man of the people,” said Per Jon Faldalen, another Oslo airport interviewee. “He’s not thinking about sponsorships. He had won the heart of each and every Norwegian.”

This was most obvious two days before that fateful 4x10 relay at the ‘82 world championships. Bra had finally nabbed his first world title, in the 15-kilometer race. The nation’s best known radio broadcaster was so overwhelmed with emotion that after he called the race’s final seconds he shouted, “Oddvar Bra, I love you!” Then he bolted from his broadcaster’s booth, for the first and only time in his career, and embraced Bra with tears streaming down his face.

The front page of the country’s largest paper the next day was just an image of Bra, without any text.

Bra, surrounded by his skis at his childhood home, said he is asked about the 1982 race “sometimes it’s 10 times a day. The same questions, day after day.” Andrew Testa for The New York Times

As a team sport, the relay two days later was an even bigger deal. It would mean a win for Norway, rather than a single skier. And in the midst of the Cold War, there was no better foil than the Soviet Union. Lore had it that the country’s athletes were instructed by the KGB to appear as mirthless as robots, and rumors persisted about their use of performance-enhancing drugs.

By the time that Bra started gaining on Savyalov on that final hill, Norway, which was then a country of just 4 million, was in a collective frenzy. Then his pole snapped. Spectators thought they were witnessing the latest and cruelest manifestation of the curse. Many began screaming “No, no, no!” in Norwegian.

But Bra kept racing. So when he held off a late charge by Savyalov, he had produced something far larger and far more resonant than a tie. This was a national proof of concept, a wink from the universe. At long last, the ideal Norwegian athlete had triumphed, for Norway, in the most hallowed of Norwegian sports.

Sophia Kishkovsky contributed reporting from Moscow.

A version of this article appears in print on February 13, 2018, on Page B8 of the New York edition with the headline: Break That Binds Norway.

13 Feb 19:03

Play ‘Rocket League’ IRL with a Hot Wheels RC car kit

by David Lumb
Philip.paulsson

Awesome. Love this game.

After arriving on the Nintendo Switch in November, there's few places Rocket League hasn't reached -- but soon it will hit the real world. No, not in actual rocket-boosted vehicles, which would be way cooler to watch than a show about its eSports com...
13 Feb 12:08

Researchers use nanorobots to kill tumors in mice

by Mallory Locklear
Our current methods of fighting malignant tumors are wildly inadequate. Chemotherapy and radiation treatments, while sometimes successful, come with massive side effects, mainly because every other cell in the body is also getting bombarded with chem...
13 Feb 12:07

Twitter bans Congressional candidate after racist image

by Jon Fingas
Philip.paulsson

It's a start.... next ban the president.

Twitter is continuing to act on its promise to fight hate speech, however imperfectly. The site has banned Wisconsin Congressional candidate Paul Nehlen after he posted a racist image that placed the face of Cheddar Man (a dark-skinned British ances...
13 Feb 05:12

Trump Has Asked The Pentagon To Plan A Big Military Parade, And It Just Might Happen

Philip.paulsson

OMFG he really is American Hitler. WTF.

The White House confirmed the president has asked the Pentagon for a parade "at which all Americans can show their appreciation."


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12 Feb 14:32

Proposed NASA budget takes one small step toward the Moon

by Eric Berger
Philip.paulsson

Is the tiny desk supposed to make his hands look bigger?

Enlarge / Trump signs Space Policy Directive-1, putting humans back on course for the Moon. (credit: NASA)

The budget to be proposed for NASA later today will offer some preliminary support for a lunar exploration program but has no specific timelines for when humans might return to the surface of the Moon—nor funding to make such an ambitious undertaking happen.

The White House will release its fiscal year 2019 budget for the space agency at 1pm ET today, and although Congress sets the budget for the United States, this document offers a good overview of the Trump administration's plans for NASA. Ars reviewed a copy of the budget documents to be released today.

The FY 2019 budget provides a top-line number of $19.892 billion for NASA, an increase over the FY 2018 budget of $19.519 billion that is largely attributable to the recent budget agreement passed by Congress, which raises spending levels for defense and discretionary spending.

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