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05 Nov 20:54

To Tell The Truth: The Ballroom Spider In Disneyland’s Haunted Mansion

by Makena Wolcott

To tell the truthMost of you guys probably know by now that I am on my first visit to Disneyland at the time this blog is being posted. In fact, I should be at Disney’s California Adventure today! Woohoo! Anyway, this blog will be a special edition of To Tell The Truth focusing on a Disneyland fact.

If you have never participated in a “To Tell the Truth,” here is how you play. I will ask a question and supply 4 stories that answer that question. However, only one of them is true. You then leave a comment below telling me which is true and why you think that specific story is accurate. I will announce which was correct in my next installment of “To Tell The Truth.” Consider it a multiple choice question, except for fun since it doesn’t count for a grade. :)

The last edition’s “To Tell the Truth” was regarding the Partner’s Statue and the height of Mickey Mouse. The correct choice was Story 1, Walt showing for a split second how tall he imagined Mickey to be when recording the audio for “The Pointer.” According to an article written by Jim Korkis, Animator Frank Thomas recalled the moments during the audio when Walt “felt like Mickey” and added “gestures that were spontaneous to him.” Mr. Thomas further recalls how Walt put his hand out to indicate that Mickey was about 3 feet tall. He describes this as “the only time we knew how big Walt thought Mickey was.”  Some of you thought that they figured out the height because in Fantasia Mickey appears beside a conductor, but that story was clarified by Marty Sklar who remembers “being amazed seeing Blaine Gibson (artist) and John Hench (Imagineer) spending hours discussing just exactly how Walt’s five-fingered hand should hold Mickey’s four-fingered one. It was finally decided to base it on the one time that an animated Mickey held the hand of a real person.” That, of course, was in the movie Fantasia where Mickey shook the hand of the conductor. So, in reality, the Fantasia reference was strictly for hand positioning.  Thanks to everyone who played along!

Now, for this month’s edition of “To Tell the Truth.”

One of my favorite attractions is the Haunted Mansion. As a child, it used to terrify me to no end. Now, I would ride it multiple times with no problems. In the ballroom scene, there is a spider deliberately placed in Disneyland, and because they wanted the mansions to be nearly identical, they put a spider in the same location in the Walt Disney World attraction. Why was this particular ballroom spider placed in Disneyland’s Haunted Mansion in the first place?

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Story 1

While designing the Haunted Mansion, the Imagineers made a lot of creatures and ghosts to put into the mansion. In fact, they made too many. About 2 years after the ride WDW HMoriginally opened, Imagineers decided to place the spider in its home to fill up an empty space. Since there was only one, Walt Disney World Imagineers quickly whipped up another one and placed it in the precise location as the other one.

 

Story 2

The first year Imagineers transformed Disneyland’s Haunted Mansion into the lovable Tim Burton movie The Nightmare before Christmas theme, this spider was placed in the ballroom scene and was a deep red with green accents to represent the colors of the holiday. When trying to remove this spider, they realized that it was immovable. The way the spider was secured was impossible to undo. Therefore, they painted the spider with black and purple, and left it there. A matching spider was added to the Haunted Mansion in Florida so that they matched once again.

 

Story 3

One day in the 1980s a child decided to bring a rock into the Haunted Mansion as “protection against the ghosts.” In the ballroom scene, this child got so scared that he threw the rock at a scary figure, but missed and hit the glass behind it. A hole was left in the glass. Imagineers decided to create a spider to cover up this whole so that they didn’t DL NMhave to repair ALL of the glass, since it is one continuous piece of glass around the whole ballroom. The glass is there to create the “Salt and Pepper” effect, which is used to create the illusion of the ballroom dancers. The spider was made and placed on top of the hole to hide it. Since Disney wanted both Haunted Mansions to match, they created a twin arachnid to make its home in Orlando.

 

Story 4

In years past, gun laws were much looser than they are now. Some people were determined to have a gun on them at all times for safety reasons. On one particular ride through the Haunted Mansion, in the summer of 1974, while riding through the ballroom scene, a guest had a gun that (accidentally, we hope) went off. Thankfully the .22 caliber round didn’t hit anyone. However, it did puncture the glass of the ballroom scene. The ghost dancing illusion is created by the classic “Salt and Pepper” reflection trick, and the whole ceiling is made from glass so that the illusion is possible. In order for Disney to fix this hole, they would have had to take the roof of the Haunted Mansion off, then remove the glass and purchase a whole new piece because it is all one continuous piece of glass. Instead, Disney decided to hide the hole by putting a spider there. Then of course, since Disneyland and Disney World wanted symmetry in their Haunted Mansions, Imagineers placed a similar spider in the same spot in Magic Kingdom, except there was no bullet hole to cover.

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Okay, Disney fans, which one of these stories explains why the ballroom spider was added to Disneyland’s Haunted Mansion? Let me know which you think is correct (or if you prefer, which ones are not) below.

 

See ya REAL soon!

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Quote of the Week:  “Disneyland is a work of love. We didn’t go into Disneyland just with the idea of making money.”  ~ Walt Disney

 

Makena is a 15 year old high school student who spends much of her free time researching Disney. She enjoys sharing Disney facts and even plans Walt Disney World vacations (including searches for secrets and Hidden Mickeys) for friends and family. You can follow Makena on twitter @Makattack98 or on Facebook (Makena Wolcott).  Makena began blogging for WDW Radio in December 2011.

 

 

 

 

 

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05 Nov 19:50

The Editors of FoxNews.com Are Either Drunk or Hacked

by J.K. Trotter

The Editors of FoxNews.com Are Either Drunk or Hacked

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05 Nov 19:17

Stop What You’re Doing And Watch ‘Archer’s’ Pam Poovey Teach Conflict Resolution With Her Lil’ Pam Puppet

by Kris Maske

If there’s one fictional spy organization that deserves it’s own series of orientation videos on the internet I think we can all agree it’s Archer’s ISIS. And if there’s one Human Resources director who deserves to star in said videos I know we can all agree it’s Pam Poovey (with an assist from Doctor Krieger, of course).

So it’s with great pleasure we present the latest installment of our exclusive first look at original Archer web content (previously: the life-changing Archer-Top Gun remake) courtesy of our friends at FX and Floyd County, as well as our best buds Amber Nash and Lucky Yates. Second installment will be featured on The AV Club this Thursday.

Please sit back, pretend you’re a fresh-faced ISIS recruit, and allow Pam and Krieger (and that saucy Lil’ Pam) to get you oriented to conflict resolution, ISIS-style (which is like Dharma-style, but with less unnecessary mystery and more mean-spirited hand puppets). Warning: Lil’ Pam tells it like it is, feelings be damned.

Mmm…Pam’s bacon tears. They’ll surely resolve any conflict and should probably be bottled.

Someone get Lil’ Pam and Franklin Delano Bluth in the same room, like yesterday.

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05 Nov 16:15

Jurassic Park Recreated in Real Life at Brooklyn’s Prospect Park by Improv Everywhere

by Justin Page

For the sixth mission in their ongoing Movies in Real Life series, Improv Everywhere has recreated the 1993 sci-fi adventure film Jurassic Park in real life. The video was directed by Charlie Todd and produced by Deverge.

We drove a replica ‘Jurassic Park’ Jeep through the streets of New York. Actors dressed like the characters from the film asked random New Yorkers for directions to Jurassic Park, eventually finding a T-Rex in Brooklyn’s Prospect Park.

Jurassic Park In Real Life

Jurassic Park In Real Life

Jurassic Park In Real Life

music by Tyler Walker

video and images via Improv Everywhere

05 Nov 02:40

Watch Benedict Cumberbatch Leave Harrison Ford Speechless With His Chewbacca Impression

by Ryan Perry

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Benedict Cumberbatch and Harrison Ford were guests on the season premiere of The Graham Norton Show in October. We previously covered a clip in which the duo charmingly evaded Star Wars questions, but buried deeper within the segment was a much shinier gem that the greater Internet only recently excavated: Cumberbatch’s fantastic Chewbacca impression.

Everyone has a Chewbacca impression, most of them terrible. Of the few people with good Chewbacca impressions, how many have had the chance to spout it at Han Solo himself in a pleasant environment? Not many, judging by Ford’s reaction:


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01 Nov 17:41

This Courtroom Sketch Artist’s Depiction Of Guy Fieri Is Impossibly Wonderful

by The Cajun Boy

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Some courtrooms allow cameras inside of them. Some courtrooms do not. Thankfully for the world, the trial of the kid who stole Guy Fieri’s yellow Lamborghini in March 2011 — which Filmdrunk has been covering extensively, btw — did not, resulting in this amazing depiction of the Mayor of Flavortown compliments of a courtroom sketch artist.

Those eyes. That hair. He looks like a man who may have just kicked his crying hairdresser out of an SUV.

Guy Fieri is truly America’s doucheclown prince, and we can’t get enough of him.

(Guyism via Bruce Arthur)

01 Nov 17:18

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30 Oct 15:04

Bad Neighbor Will Hand Out Shaming Letters to Chubby Kids on Halloween

by Neetzan Zimmerman

Bad Neighbor Will Hand Out Shaming Letters to Chubby Kids on Halloween

Vying for the title of "worst house on the block," one North Dakota woman has decided to forego apples and toothbrushes this Halloween in favor of a letter chiding parents of "moderately obese" trick-or-treaters for letting their kids eat candy.

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25 Oct 16:37

The ‘Arrested Development’ Soundtrack Releases November 19th. Here’s The Full Track Listing.

by Kris Maske

Back in June — not long after the Arrested Development Season 4 release on Netflix — Danger tipped us off to the then in-the-works soundtrack of the delightful melodies of the Bluth Family featuring the full-length “Getaway” track. It’s been months and I still have baby-faced singer Mark Cherry’s ode to GOB stuck in my head, but now we finally have a definitive release date: November 19th. Per Indiewire:

Varèse Sarabande Records will release “At Long Last…Music and Songs From Arrested Development” on November 19th, a 42-track soundtrack made up of songs from all four seasons of Mitchell Hurwitz’s cult favorite comedy. The music’s the work of composer David Schwartz, and as he explains, “Because of fan demand, a majority of the album is weighted toward the songs. Most of the songs composed for the show came together organically, but quite often Mitch would call me up requesting one and float some lyrics by me while he was driving. When it comes to the humor and parody of the songs, Mitch has a great deal of trust in the show’s super smart fans. He never wants any musical reference to be too obvious.”

All your favorites are here, and conveniently labeled by when they appeared on the show. Everyone will be talking “Temocil” and “It Ain’t Easy Being White” but I for one am looking forward to deep tracks like “Tobias Eat Pray Gay” and “Fantastic Four.”

1. Arrested Development (main title)

2. She’s Cute (Season 4)

3. Getaway (Season 4, Gob episode 7, “Colony Collapse”)

4. Practice Kisses (Season 4, Gob episode 7, “Colony Collapse”)

5. Sound of Silence / The Cockroach (Season 4, Gob episode 11, “A New Attitude”/Season 4, episode 1 “Flight of the Phoenix”)

6. Balls In The Air (Season 3, episode 4 “Notapusy”) Extended for the soundtrack

7. Face Blindness (L&M) (Season 4, Lindsay’s episode 3 “Indian Takers”)

8. You’ll Never Hear From Me Again (Season 4, Lindsay’s episode 3 “Indian Takers”)

9. As It Is Such (Season 4, Gob episode 7, “Colony Collapse”)

10. Tobias Eat Pray Gay (Medley) – (Season 1, episode 6 “Visiting Ours”)

11. Motherboy (Season 2, episode 13 “Motherboy XXX”)

12. Franklin’s Brown Sugar (Season 2, episode 16 “Meat The Veals”)

13. It Ain’t Easy Being White • Vocal: Will Arnett (Season 2, episode 18 “The Righteous Brothers”)

14. Shot by Love (Season 2, episode 9 “Burning Love”)

15. Mr.F (Season 3, episode 5 “Mr. F.”)

16. The Yellow Boat (Season 3, episode 8 “Making a Stand”)

17. All You Need Is Smiles • Vocals: Jeffrey Tambor & David Schwartz (Season 1, episode 20 “Whistler’s Mother”)

18. Big Yellow Joint (Season 1, episode 10 “Pier Pressure”)

19. Big Rockin’ Yellow Joint (Season 1, episode 10 “Pier Pressure”)

20. The Cute Test (Season 4, episode 14 “Off The Hook”)

21. Aloha Lei To You (Season 2, episode 10 “Ready, Aim, Marry Me”)

22. Oh Phoenix (Season 4, episode 1 “Flight of the Phoenix”)

23. Andele (Season 2, episode 2 “The One Where They Build a House”)

24. Bang Bang Bang Bang (Buster’s dance music throughout season 4)

25. I’m Blue, Man (Season 2, episode 1 “The One Where Michael Leaves”)

26. Mock Trial (Season 3, episode 10 “Fakin’ It”)

27. Not Your Father, Mopy, Tiny Town (Seasons 1-3 throughout)

28. What Could Be Better (Season 2, episode 18 “The Righteous Brothers”)

29. She Winked (Season 4, episode 10 “Queen B”)

30. Free At Last (Season 1 pilot)

31. Oh My (medley) (Season 3, episode 11 “Family Ties”)

32. Get Along Little Sheep (Season 1, episode 15 “Staff Infection”)

33. Big Ska

34. Buster Lucille George Gob (Season 4, episode 1 “Flight of the Phoenix”)

35. Fantastic 4 (Season 4, episode 9 “Smashed”)

36. The Invisible Girl (Season 4, episode 10 “Queen B”)

37. Rub It In (Season 4, episode 1 “Flight of the Phoenix”)

38. The Chipper (Season 4, episode 1 “Flight of the Phoenix”)

39. Temocil• Vocals: David Cross, Portia de Rossi and Danielle Cipolla (Season 1, episode 19 “Best Man for the Gob” and season 2, episode 7 “Switch Hitter”)

40. You Here With Me (Season 1, episode 4 “Key Decisions”)

41. Police Cruise (series end credits)

42. Boomerang • Vocal: Lucy Schwartz (Season 4, finale episode 15 “Blockheads”)

OBLIGATORY:

Indiewire via Splitsider

23 Oct 20:10

Atlanta Newspaper Tweets Some Dumb Shit About Lottery Winner

by Dom Cosentino

Atlanta Newspaper Tweets Some Dumb Shit About Lottery Winner

It's since been deleted (of course), and the Atlanta Journal-Constitution has yet to offer an apology or an explanation, but some announcement about their account being hacked will probably hit the Twitter machine any moment now.

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23 Oct 16:28

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21 Oct 12:23

MY GRANDMOTHER’S CHURCH IS USING CANDY CRUSH IMAGERY TO...



MY GRANDMOTHER’S CHURCH IS USING CANDY CRUSH IMAGERY TO PROMOTE THEIR “FALL FESTIVAL”. I’VE FINALLY FOUND SOMEWHERE I BELONG.

21 Oct 12:22

This Chinese Drive Bootleg DVD Cover is Amazing + Morning Links

by Vince Mancini

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Remember when someone sued because Drive wasn’t enough like Fast & Furious? Imagine how pissed the person who buys this Chinese bootleg DVD of Drive will be when they find out there aren’t any Uzis or exploding tanks. [via @CulturalElite]

MORNING LINKS

|FilmDrunk| The Fifth Estate is the biggest bomb of the year.

|Uproxx| Rashida Jones be slut-shaming! Or shaming our whorish media culture! Let’s argue about it!

|KissingSuzy| Andy Reid celebrates win by dancing like a happy walrus.

|WithLeather| In shocking news you’ll never believe, Dana White gives not a poop for Bellator.

|GammaSquad| Ranking every horror movie “in space.”

|UproxxVideo| Russia’s drunkest driver (and that’s saying something).

|SmokingSection| 13 busty women who should take part in “no bra day” (important story)

|TheSuperficial| Gwyneth Paltrow tried to kill a Vanity Fair story about her alleged affair.

|Videogum| This week in gifs!

|TheChive| “It’s hard to argue with that.” (35 photos)

|Buzzfeed| 32 awesome family Halloween costumes.

|deathandtaxes| Man fired from Walmart for trying to help assault victim in the parking lot.

|BroBible| Nothing better than when a punter lays someone out.

|Guyism| Drunk Michigan girl is your drunk college girl of the day.

|Pajiba| 45 adorable photos from horrifying movies.

Nominate for Comments of the Week. Subscribe to the FilmDrunk Frotcast (voted best podcast on Earth by Facts Digest).

18 Oct 12:59

Human-Sized Hamster Wheel Offered For Free on Craigslist

by Rusty Blazenhoff

Hamster Wheel

A seemingly disgrunteld Brooklynite named Sandra is offering a human-sized hamster wheel for free on Craigslist. It can accommodate up to 200 lbs., is not appropriate for homes with small children or animals, and 50 lbs. of shredded newspaper is also available.

She states, “I WILL NOT HAVE THIS IN MY HOUSE ANY LONGER.”

via Seth Porges

16 Oct 12:33

The Northampton Clown has been unmasked.

by Camille Dodero
11 Oct 12:56

Look what just arrived in the mail! I’m honestly so...

Matt.weiland

A Bluth Never Pays His Debts over I Need a Favor? gtfo







Look what just arrived in the mail! I’m honestly so thrilled with how these work (thanks to the great guys at Forward Printing!) and really happy to start shipping them out very soon!

Thanks to everyone who has helped to make this pre-order period a roaring success - I’m now SOLD OUT of shirts, and I’m going to start a second pre-order period, which will ship out sometime in November. Head on over to the shop for more details.

Next week, we’ll be back to regularly scheduled programming! 

09 Oct 16:45

Horny Ghost Of Osama Bin Laden Is the Book of the Year

by Max Read

Horny Ghost Of Osama Bin Laden Is the Book of the Year

Well, the Nobel Prize committee can give up right now, because P.R. Resurrector is the only author deserving of literature's greatest prize, and Horny Ghost of Osama Bin Laden: Rise of the Ghost is his masterpiece.

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08 Oct 18:52

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08 Oct 18:52

An Astronaut’s Internal Monologue While On The Way To Hang Out With Someone Who Definitely Only Wants To Hang Out So She Can Ask A Million Questions About The Movie Gravity

by Kelly Conaboy

Fuck this movie. Fuck this stupid space movie right in its bright, stupid, piece of shit 3D space face. Ugh, no, I don’t mean that. I shouldn’t let other people ruin my enjoyment of things that I truly do kind of enjoy. So what if I have to field phone calls from relatives who haven’t spoken to me in months, just so their opinion carries more weight when they talk to their friends about the movie Gravity over crudités at some boring party? “Oh, well my sister-in-law, the female astronaut, says blah, blah blah, blah blah blah.” Ooohh lala. So what if I have to field phone calls from, what, EVERY blog? Uh hey blogs, guess what. SHUT UP WITH ALL THE ASTRONAUTS TALKING ABOUT GRAVITY. “Ooh, I have an idea.” I bet that’s what every blogger is like. “Oooohh, I have an idea.” “Oooh, me, me!” Hah. But I shouldn’t take all of that frustration out on the movie. The movie was fine.

Maybe that’s what I’ll say to Cheryl. “Oh, it was fine.” Full stop. That’ll show her. That’s what you get when you invite someone out for a beer after not-quite-nonchalantly asking them if they’d seen the movie Gravity. Come on, Cheryl. Give me a god damn break. Oh, and I bet she already has her tweet drafted — “Sooo fun hanging out with [@me] tonight. Great to hear a REAL astronaut’s take on Gravity! #spacesister” The worst. Just the worst. Why am I even doing this? Is it too late to cancel? It’s 2013, you can cancel on people at pretty much any time up until the exact time you’re supposed to meet them, right?

Ugh, no. I should go.

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07 Oct 13:24

dontstopbereaving: Holy shit, Gravity already leaked to...



dontstopbereaving:

Holy shit, Gravity already leaked to YouTube!?

Lol

03 Oct 13:40

Parking jerk level: Master

by Mark
01 Oct 20:08

So Bryan Cranston And Dean Norris Were Both In The Pilot Of Pamela Anderson’s Bodyguard Show, ‘V.I.P.’

by Danger Guerrero

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The year is 1998. Mase and Chumbawanba are tearing up the pop charts. People all over the world are lining up around movie theaters to see James Cameron’s Titanic. Two Stanford University PhD candidates have just founded a new technology start-up called “Google.” And Pamela Anderson, after ending her five-season run as lifeguard C.J. Parker on Baywatch, has moved on to her next project, a campy syndicated action series titled V.I.P, in which she plays Vallery Irons (the show’s titular V.I.), a California hot dog stand employee who ends up as the face of the country’s most famous celebrity protection agency. The show will go on to run for four seasons and 88 episodes, most of which feature her wearing a neon miniskirt and low-cut top while accidentally saving the day by firing a rocket launcher or something all willy-nilly all over the streets of Los Angeles. It was preposterous. A ton of the episodes are on YouTube. You should watch a few.

But back to 1998.

The show’s pilot episode, “Beats Working At a Hot Dog Stand,” lays the groundwork for all the mistaken-identity, automatic-weapon-related hijinks to come. Here is the short version: Vallery Irons gets hit on at work by a movie star named Brad Cliff, who invites her — again, a hot dog stand employee — to his movie premiere that night. At the premiere, a gunman from the Texas Mad Dog Militia tries to kill Brad because he ad-libbed some less than complimentary lines about them in a recent film. Vallery fights him off by bonking him on the head with her handbag. Blah blah blah she’s mistaken for a bodyguard blah blah blah a fledgling bodyguard agency hires her to be the face of their agency blah blah blah the Mad Dog Militia storms their headquarters to try to kill her.

Also, Bryan Cranston and Dean Norris from Breaking Bad both play major roles. I may have buried the lede here. Either way, let’s talk about it a bit, shall we?

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Bryan Cranston plays a washed-up actor named Colt Arrow whose name I promise I am not making up. Colt has used his status as a TV tough guy to open Colt Arrow Security, which employs three very capable bodyguards to cover up the fact that he has no training or experience. In the above screencap, he is putting the moves on Amber Smith from Celebrity Rehab in the cabin of a yacht while his team engages in an aquatic firefight with a group of machine-gun-wielding bad guys who are trying to make off with millions in diamonds. This is not the most ridiculous thing that happens in this episode.

He’s also in deep trouble with the IRS. We learn this a little later when he says this actual collection of words to his lawyer while speeding down the highway in his convertible: “Oh, poppycock. How could they get me on tax fraud? I don’t pay any taxes!” This leads to him fleeing to Grand Cayman after tricking his team into taking legal control of the business in lieu of payment. Exit Colt Arrow.

Anyway, this is what sets off the whole Pamela-Anderson-running-a-bodyguard-agency chain of events. The team, now saddled with debt and without any fancy name recognition, chooses to bring in a woman who is being mistaken for a bodyguard all over the news because she used her purse to clobber a violent militia member who was trying to kill her date because of words he said in a movie. Which brings us to Dean Norris.

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Dean Norris plays Texas Mag Dog Militia leader Jackson Lasaar, whose name I also promise I am not making up. That’s him carrying a bazooka into a downtown Los Angeles office building so he can murder an actor and his famous bodyguard. Jackson’s plan is foiled because no one on his team notices the busty blonde sneaking up behind him in knee-high boots and shiny short shorts and carrying a giant automatic weapon that she secretly has no idea how to use. Also, at one point during the battle, a member of Vallery Irons’s team blows up an entire hallway in their own office to ward off the militia, and the ensuing CGI explosion is so awful that it looks like it might have been made in MS Paint. “Ozymandias” ain’t got nothin’ on this.

So, to recap: A full decade before starring as opposing forces in one of the greatest television dramas ever made, Bryan Cranston and Dean Norris played integral roles in establishing a hot-dog-selling character Pamela Anderson played in a cheesy syndicated action series as a flashy bodyguard to the stars. How far we’ve come.

01 Oct 15:06

Brian Scalabrine’s Golden State Warriors Media Day Photo Is The Best Thing Ever

by Ashley Burns

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Now an assistant coach with the Golden State Warriors, Brian Scalabrine (AKA The White Mamba) showed up for the team’s media day photo shoot sporting quite the shiner. I don’t know the reason for the black eye, and when I started to search around to find out why he was rocking it, I decided that I didn’t care. It’s Brian Scalabrine, after all, and he’s one of the most entertaining personalities of the NBA, whether he’s playing or coaching, and I’m just going to choose to use my imagination for this one.

For example, Scalabrine and the other Warriors coaches have been making regular trips to San Quentin prison to play against an inmate team (a very interesting read and I highly recommend it). So I like to think that maybe Scalabrine got into it with a prisoner or two and ended up battling everyone like Jet Li at the end of The One. Scalabrine would win, of course.

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(H/T to Red’s Army)

01 Oct 09:55

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01 Oct 09:50

#970; In which a Clock is talked to

by David Malki !

Come back for the five o'clock show and hear the clock also name the dried animal droppings often used as fuel! Your ticket's also good for the six o'clock show in which you can hear the clock give the name for a stopper that closes a hole in a container

30 Sep 12:25

Tina Fey Makes This SNL Spoof of Girls Very Funny

by Camille Dodero

Tina Fey Makes This SNL Spoof of Girls Very Funny

Last night, Tina Fey opened Saturday Night Live's 39th season with musical guest Arcade Fire. One of the episode's highlights was this Girls-spoofing digital short that doesn't fall into the easy trap of unnecessary meanness, but rather handily skewers the major characters' self-absorption with the simple introduction of a new Girl, Albanian refugee Blerta. Highly recommended.

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30 Sep 12:24

catsbeaversandducks: Nikon really has their shit...



catsbeaversandducks:

Nikon really has their shit together.

Via best-of-imgur

20 Sep 23:40

Game of Thrones Actors Peter Dinklage and Lena Headey on ‘Sesame Street’

by Kimber Streams

Peter Dinklage and Lena Headey — known for their roles as Tyrion and Cersei Lannister in HBO’s Game of Thrones — make an appearance on Sesame Street in these adorable videos. Dinklage sings “Whatever Simon Says,” and Headey helps Murray relax as he tries to remember what today’s word is.

videos via SesameStreet

via The Mary Sue

20 Sep 19:53

tampontears: Conan O’Brien Reviews “Grand Theft Auto V” |...



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Conan O’Brien Reviews “Grand Theft Auto V” | Clueless Gamer |

19 Sep 22:13

Real Headline Of The Day: ‘Feminists Call To Castrate Rude ['Game Of Thrones'] Star’

by Josh Kurp

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I don’t know when the “sad Richard Madden sadly rides the sad tube” photo first went viral, but it was many months, if not over a year ago, which in Internet time is like the length of one winter in Westeros. But the picture is making the Tumblr-go-round yet again after it was uploaded to the newly popular “Men Taking Up Too Much Space On The Train,” and ever since, women have been all like, LET’S RED WEDDING THE KING…again.

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See? If the always accurate Sun says it’s so, it’s so. There’s no way a comment like, “Castrate him. Maybe it would free up some of the space his c*ck is desperately trying to take up” could be said in jest. In related news:

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