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30 Sep 16:27

The Turkey Glitters in the Oven Light

dogs,twilight,food,Cats

LoL by: Unknown

Tagged: dogs , twilight , food , Cats
26 Sep 16:26

And This Is Why Baking Powder Can't Be Used As Baking Soda

by Esther Inglis-Arkell
Marciepooh

NOT CHEMICAL LEAVENERS!!!
Actually shared purely for this bit from the comments: ...of course, I forget that food science is often the practice of making the most of what we have (see also: grain and whisky), and not just running in terror from the gunk at the bottom of the wine barrel.

And This Is Why Baking Powder Can't Be Used As Baking Soda

They're both white powders. They're both used in baking. Both substances are leavening agents, substances that release gas bubbles and puff up dough so it's fluffy instead of flat. Both have the same look and texture, but they are used differently. What's the chemistry behind that?

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26 Sep 14:08

An Anti-Feminist Walks Into a Bar: A Play in Five Acts

by John Scalzi

PROLOGUE

And thus did the number of women calling themselves "feminist" rocket. RT @DawnHFoster: LADIES. MAKE YOUR CHOICES. pic.twitter.com/512S3JAYeE

— John Scalzi (@scalzi) September 25, 2014

ACT I

GUY: I WILL NOT DATE YOU IF YOU ARE A FEMINIST Woman: Great! Thank you. GUY: YOU ARE NOT SUPPOSED TO REACT THAT WAY Woman: Oh, but I AM.

— John Scalzi (@scalzi) September 25, 2014

ACT II

GUY: OH HEY THERE BABY YOU LOOK LIKE YOU COULD USE COMPA- Woman: I'm a feminist. GUY: NOOOO THE BURNING MAKE IT STOP (flees) (Woman smiles)

— John Scalzi (@scalzi) September 25, 2014

ACT III

GUY: HEY THERE BAB- Woman: Feminist. GUY: LIKE A REAL FEMINIST OR ARE YOU JUST TRYING TO GET RID OF ME Women: Why not both?

— John Scalzi (@scalzi) September 25, 2014

ACT IV

GUY: HI THER- Women: Feminist. GUY: THIS WHOLE BAR CAN'T BE FULL OF FEMINISTS (Every women in bar nods) GUY: HAS THE WORLD GONE MAD

— John Scalzi (@scalzi) September 25, 2014

ACT V

GUY: I STRUCK OUT AT THE BAR BUT I HAVE THIS LOTION AND MY HAND Guy's Hand: Feminist. GUY: OH COME ON Lotion: Me too. GUY: NOOOOOOOO

— John Scalzi (@scalzi) September 25, 2014

fin


25 Sep 16:35

Being an Octopus

by Katie McKissick
Marciepooh

Maybe not eating crab - too much work not enough MEAT.


18 Sep 14:13

Troll the Googie

Troll the Googie

Submitted by: anselmbe

Tagged: dogs , gifs , huskies , laser
16 Sep 19:47

Spirit Airlines Thinks Blinding Yellow Is The Perfect Color For New Planes

by Ashlee Kieler
Marciepooh

That's almost the color of the nursery!

While most of us eye our closets deciding which pieces will transition best into the new fall-like weather falling over the nation, Spirit Airlines appears to have been a few steps ahead of us.

The airline, which is often in the headlines for all the wrong reasons, unveiled a new (slightly obnoxious) look that includes a bright yellow motif, the Wall Street Journal reports.

Officials with Spirit say the planes will act as a “flying billboard” and provide free publicity for the airline known for low prices and a slew of add-on fees.

“It’s radically different from other airlines,” Ben Baldanza, Spirit’s outspoken CEO says. “When you see this plane in the air—or on the ground—there will be no question that this is a Spirit plane.”

The new look, which includes black type and the company’s slogan “Bare Fares,” replaces a more traditional white and blue composition.

Spirit expects to have six planes painted in the new styling by the end of the year. Aircraft on order will be shipped with the new livery, while existing aircraft will be rebranded during regularly scheduled maintenance – a process that could take two to three years.

The airline is the third in the last week to unveil new livery. Southwest Airlines recently made over its airplanes with a brighter blue color and striped tail in yellow, blue and red. The airline also unveiled a new heart-shaped logo.

Frontier Airlines modified its airplane paint and enlarged the images of animals that appear on the aircrafts’ tails.

Spirit Gives Its Planes a New Paint Job [The Wall Street Journal]

16 Sep 16:26

I Don't Needle This In My Life

09 Sep 14:55

09/08/14 PHD comic: 'Your Secret Chocolate Stashes'

Piled Higher & Deeper by Jorge Cham
www.phdcomics.com
Click on the title below to read the comic
title: "Your Secret Chocolate Stashes" - originally published 9/8/2014

For the latest news in PHD Comics, CLICK HERE!

04 Sep 14:59

Bizarre Sea Creatures Force Scientists To Create New Category Of Life

by George Dvorsky
Marciepooh

Cool.

Bizarre Sea Creatures Force Scientists To Create New Category Of Life

Marine biologists have identified two new species of sea-dwelling, mushroom-shaped creatures that don't belong to any known taxonomic classification. Say hello to a completely new genus: Dendrogramma.

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29 Aug 15:15

Diatom Colony

Marciepooh

pretty

Diatom colony_licmophora flabellata 080414 46 comp (3) 12in 3

Photographer: John Stetson
Summary AuthorJohn Stetson
 
As this little colony of diatoms illustrates, even the simplest of life forms at the bottom of the food chain can organize in beautiful ways. These aquatic, photosynthetic plants are about the width of a human hair in diameter -- approximately 100 microns. Diatoms are important in oxygen production, in producing carbon sinks and are also a crucial food source for krill. They first appeared in the fossil record some 144 million years ago, during the Jurassic Period. Photo taken in South Portland, Maine on August 4, 2014.
15 Aug 15:51

I Want What He's Having!

Marciepooh

At the end Mom is all 'I'm just not even going to look.'

I Want What He's Having!

Submitted by: (via cornwallbythesea)

Tagged: hungry , gifs , puppies , cute , noms
15 Aug 15:48

Hey...Whatever Works

Hey...Whatever Works

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14 Aug 14:38

My cat and my baby

by Leah
Untitled

Ways that my cat and my kid are similar:

1. They both weigh approximately 9 pounds.

2. They both wake me up in the middle of the night insisting to be fed.

3. I have to clean up after their bodily functions.

4. They both have razor sharp claws. Seriously, have you felt little baby nails?

12 Aug 19:32

Li’l Firefly: Featuring Kaylee is the Best Cosplay That Will Ever Exist

by Stubby the Rocket

BEHOLD THE CUTE. Jewel Staite was recently ambushed by children aiming to misbehave! She posted the evidence on Instagram because she loves us. Mini-River knows how to do her awesome fighting stance perfectly! And and MINI-JAYNE HAS DRAWN FACIAL HAIR ON HIS FACE.

Oh, we need to stare at this forever.

[via Fashionably Geek]

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07 Aug 18:21

Wearing Boxers on a Hot Day

Wearing Boxers on a Hot Day

Submitted by: anselmbe

Tagged: Balloons , Cats , gifs , sick truth
06 Aug 17:58

What is This Black Magic?!

What is This Black Magic?!

Submitted by: (via BlackNut)

Tagged: gifs , frozen , lake , Cats , funny
06 Aug 16:10

Technically True

Technically True

Submitted by: (via Google)

Tagged: puns , squirrels , marines , funny , google
06 Aug 16:10

I'm Still a Smart Pet, Right?

Marciepooh

Why I don't take Honey down the aisle with the open treat bins. Seriously, Pet Supplies Plus, who thought this was a good idea at a store where you encourage people to bring their dogs?

05 Aug 18:35

Rep.

by Mark Strauss
Marciepooh

WHAT? THE? FUCK?

Rep. Todd Rokita (R-Ind.) warns that some of the 30,000 children who have crossed illegally into the U.S. from Central America might have Ebola. The U.S. Office of Refugee Settlement says none of the children are infected, which is unsurprising since no one in the Western Hemisphere has ever contracted the disease.

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01 Aug 18:09

While discussing movies...

by MRTIM

01 Aug 16:30

Friday fold: Contorted Rome Formation next to the Max Meadows Fault

by Callan
Marciepooh

Is it a bad sign that this made me giggle?

My student Mercer Parker shot this one over to me the other day:

mercerFold_smClick to enlarge

Those are the slim strata of the Rome Formation (a.k.a. Shady*), strongly deformed in the region adjacent to the Max Meadows (“M&M”?) Fault.

Thanks, Mercer!

_____________________________________________

* Will the real slim Shady please stand up?

31 Jul 17:29

If You’re Not Cooking With Hot Lava Or Lightning, Just Quit Calling Yourself A Grillmaster Now

by Mary Beth Quirk
Marciepooh

Just a guess but I suspect lava is better at searing meat than truly roasting it. Unless you like the outside completely charred.

I’m not here to burst your happy grilling bubble, but come on — can you really consider yourself a master of the art of grilling if you haven’t tried cooking with hot lava? What about lightning? Maybe. But bending the forces of nature to do your culinary bidding? There’s no topping that, at least not yet. Call me when you beat an egg with a tornado.

Don’t feel too ashamed, my fellow normal people who do not have access to hot lava or lightning on demand, it’s not like Pat and Terry next door are going to top you anytime soon, as these two methods aren’t things anyone should be trying at home.

Over at DesignBoom, however, a video made by a London-based creative team knowns as Bompas & Parr shows how it could be done if you’ve got the right tools: An artificial volcano, allowing grillers to get molten hot liquid to 2,100 degrees using an industrial furnace, an ice flue and dry ice.

The resulting stream of hot lava flows beneath a normal grilling surface to cook steak and corn on the cob, basically instantly roasting both foods.

The B&P team also cooked with lightning, using a high-voltage laboratory that again, isn’t going to be easy to replicate but is super cool.

I don’t even have to warn you not to try this at home, because unless you happen to have the abovementioned tools or live on top of an active volcano (in which case you’d have other things to worry about besides ribeyes), you’re not going to be able to top Pat and Terry next door anyway. But it’s still fun to watch.

B&P Cook Out from robert wysocki on Vimeo.

31 Jul 16:24

Who Cut the Cheese?

by Jen
Marciepooh

Some days I think cheese could be an acceptable substitute for cake. But don't bother trying to fool anyone, just put a bunch of crackers and fruit around it.

That's right, folks: the day you've been waiting for is finally here. All those hours of planning, long nights of anticipation, and stockpiling of Lactaid pills will finally pay off, because today...is National Cheesecake Day.

Now, I know what you're thinking. "Jem," you're thinking - because you frequently get me mixed up with the 80s cartoon rocker - "Jem, how is it even possible to Wreck a cheese cake?"

Why, like this, my adorably confused reader:

[singing] "This-is-how-we-do-it!"

Aww, I see this was taken on my birthday, Mike & Angie. Well, thanks for the thought and all, but that drippy brown splotch has just reminded me: I...uh...don't eat drippy brown splotches. Sorry.

So that's a traditional cheesecake Wreck, but what if I told you it gets even Wreckier?

BEHOLD, THE WEDDING CHEESE CAKE WRECK!!!

Yes, my dear Wreckies, I'm afraid it's true: that is a "cake" made entirely of cheese. And not a sweet cream cheese, either - oh no. I'm talkin' the stuff that gets described with words like "sharp," "green veining," and "stinky feet." And it's a wedding cake.

 

I wish I could say this is a one-time fluke, but unfortunately wedding cheese "cakes" are a growing trend. They're not in addition to the traditional cake, either; they're in place of it. Meaning there is no actual wedding cake at these weddings - just cheese. Cheese! As if that's an acceptable substitute!

What happened to the time-tested wedding arrangement? You know, the one where we bring expensive linens, crystal, and espresso-makers in exchange for a free meal, a little boozy dancing, and a slice of gorgeously decorated, oh-so-scrumptious cake?

 

Frankly, it only adds insult to injury when someone tries to "pretty" these things up, too:

Fake flowers and ribbon pinned (yes, pinned) into cheese wheels does not an elegant "cake" make.

 

Still, nothing's as bad as combining cake, cheese, and a pork pie all into a single display:

The question is, can you tell which layer is which?

 

Cass J., Anony M., Stella P., & Second Anony., I Camembert it; all the Gouda puns Havarti been used!

*****

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25 Jul 16:27

Home is Where the Hair is

Home is Where the Hair is

Submitted by: (via izismile)

Tagged: dog hair , dogs , signs
24 Jul 22:03

GEICO Spent Almost $1 Billion On Advertising Last Year

by Laura Northrup
Marciepooh

$1 Billion and all we got was the pig?

GEICO has never been afraid of running a character into the ground.

GEICO is the #2 auto insurer in spite of this mascot.

If it seems to you that Geico advertises during every program you watch on TV, you’re not wrong. The insurance company spent $935 million on ads last year, and there cannot possibly be anyone left in this country who doesn’t know how long it might take them to save 15% on car insurance. Can there?

Whether it’s thanks to all that advertising or maybe just in spite of it, Bloomberg Businessweek reported today that GEICO has now overtaken Allstate as the country’s top auto insurer.

GEICO outspends its competitors on direct-to-consumer advertising by millions of dollars because direct-to-consumer is how they sell policies. GEICO does have local agents, but picks up new business through advertising.

Liberty Mutual spent only about $197 million on ads last year, but had impressive growth. Maybe it’s the company’s new ad campaigns, which are very intentionally the exact opposite of GEICO’s silly, off-topic spots. They not only lack cartoon animals, but they even address

Geico’s Silly Ads Are Working [GEICO]

24 Jul 18:19

For Shame, Hoomins

For Shame, Hoomins

Submitted by: (via ledstone)

Tagged: dog shaming , dogs , signs
24 Jul 18:16

Enough Said

Marciepooh

Does it eat millipedes, too? It can totes come live at my house.

Enough Said

Submitted by: (via Dump a Day)

Tagged: bugs , birds , noms , scorpion
22 Jul 20:53

The Good ol' Days

Marciepooh

And they liked it!

The Good ol' Days

Submitted by: (via klipto)

Tagged: Cats , technology
22 Jul 14:58

Arby’s Celebrates 50th Anniversary By Giving Out Free Shakes Tomorrow

by Laura Northrup
Marciepooh

I know what I'm having for lunch tomorrow!

arbys_shakesFor humans, the 50th anniversary is the golden anniversary. For fast-food restaurants, it’s apparently the “give everyone free shakes” anniversary, since that’s how Arby’s is celebrating its 50th year in business tomorrow. Print out this coupon and head over for a Jamocha (which is just mocha) shake tomorrow, Wednesday, July 23rd, 2014. No other purchase required. [Brand Eating]

22 Jul 14:39

Morning Roundup: The Difference Becomes Pretty Academic Once You’ve Been Swallowed

by Stubby the Rocket
Marciepooh

Ah, yes, there is a time to be pedantic and a time to simply ignore the inaccuracy and eat the mouse.

We found this Bird and Moon comic on I [REDACTED] Love Science! And we do love science, but we’re glad that the scientifically improbable impromptu conference on the differences between “poisonous” and “venomous” allowed the adorable mouse to scamper away, and elude death for a few more minutes. We love science, but we also love anthropomorphized cartoon animals. If that’s wrong, we don’t wanna be right.

Morning Roundup features hidden backstory of some Guardians we’re fond of, an appreciation of Sansa Stark from her #1 fan, and a magical land where beaches are made of LEGO!

[Oh, and we mock a sacred peice of your childhood, probably, depending on when your childhood was.]

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