Michael BurattiHilarious article and basically the way I live my life.
All of us do or say the wrong thing from time to time. It’s my belief that what matters most is not the mistakes we make in life, but how we choose to respond after we’ve made them. Refusing to acknowledge our errors is easy: We simply presume that we are correct and ignore any facts to the contrary. Admitting we’ve…
Michael BurattiTHIS LOOKS DELICIOUS!!!
Michael BurattiI have a much better idea than getting someone gadgets they'll never use...donate money to American Gateways in their name!!!
Michael BurattiThis is so much more likely than global warming...crafty, sneaky dolphins.
LOS ANGELES—In a discovery poised to overturn years of climate science research, a study released Thursday by UCLA’s Department of Oceanology revealed that rising sea levels are the result of an expansive colonization effort by the world’s dolphins. “It appears that much of the sea level rise attributed to global…
Michael BurattiI love chopped liver!!
Michael BurattiThis is how they're going to save face? By killing 5 lackeys?
Michael BurattiWomp womp. Time to retire. Take your hundreds of millions of dollars and go.
Michael BurattiWould our political landscape be better or worse if there was an all-out brawl in Congress?
Michael BurattiI used to love Wes Anderson movies. Not so much anymore, but I still nailed the quiz.
Michael BurattiI know we're all wondering when we will get our superpowers and how we'll get them. Finally, a test to tell us the answers!!
Michael BurattiThis one's a little risqué, but I was curious to know what the internet thought of my skills.
Michael BurattiWill I be a warthogriffin? Is that even an option?
Michael BurattiThis is my last one to share for a while, I swear.
Michael BurattiMy English teachers would be so proud.
Michael BurattiWe all love this movie...but have you all memorized it like me?
Michael BurattiWe all like the Harry Potter quizzes, right?
Michael BurattiI'm so sad that this show was canceled! Why do all my shows get canceled?
Michael BurattiI enjoyed this one. It's not scientific though.
Michael BurattiThere are just tons of Netflix shows these days. I will see if I want to watch the show that it matches me with.
Netflix and chill, literally.
Michael BurattiWant to eat some gross food?
Michael BurattiHere's another good one!
“I. Am. GROOT!” – possibly you after taking this quiz.
Michael BurattiOkay, one last one for me. This one was very random.
Are you more Aphrodite or Ares?
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Michael BurattiOkay, last one. Now get back to work!!!!
Do you like meat tornadoes AND waffles?
Michael BurattiEmily!! We rely on you for quizzes. When you don't post them, I am forced to.
Are you a Harry-Simba or a Hermione-Elsa?
Michael BurattiHey all, find out how woke you are.
Stay woke, fam.
Michael BurattiI keep on thinking there's going to be a sequel. I am a big fan of the movie.
Results guaranteed to be incredible.
Michael BurattiI really enjoy The Onion.
A new NPR/Ipsos poll found that 65% of Americans approve of a legal status for DACA recipients, while a majority oppose building a border wall. What do you think?
Michael BurattiAt this point I just assume that anyone even has a tertiary association with Trump is corrupt.
Michael BurattiBecause Harry Potter quizzes are always fun.
This time, it’s not up to the Sorting Hat.
Michael BurattiI got 17 / 20. I really wanted to ace this one though.
Warning: this quiz is significantly more annoying than you expect it to be.
