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Sisters are doing it for themselves.

Are you more Roseanne Roseannadanna or Stefon?

A soul test for bookworms.

Cars 3 is not a better movie than Coco. Put it on my gravestone.

We all love Disney. We all love Pixar. But LOVE MAKES US ALL FOOLS. It makes us feel deeply protective and possessive of the things we love.

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Now, let's unpack all of this, starting with the Disney side.

We also have to acknowledge the absence of a lot of Disney movies: Alice in Wonderland, Dumbo, The Jungle Book, Bambi, Sleeping Beauty, Lady and the Tramp, Peter Pan, and The Sword in the Stone, to name a few. The movies Finding Dory, Monsters University, and Cars 2 are also missing from the Pixar side.

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Lion King over Tarzan? Fine. Lilo & Stitch over The Princess and the Frog? Correct. Tangled over Big Hero 6? Ehh, this is tough, but OK. Moana over Frozen? Good. But Hercules over Aladdin? Full stop, folks. Absolutely not. No.

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Bad, but OK. The Little Mermaid beating Pocahontas is fine, and so is Mulan beating Zootopia. But if you think The Nightmare Before Christmas is a better film than Beauty and the Beast, then DO I HAVE SOME NEWS FOR YOU, BUD: It isn't.

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Now, in the next round, The Lion King beats Lilo & Stitch, which is fine. Mulan beats The Nightmare Before Christmas, thank all that is righteous and good, but then TANGLED beats MOANA. And, worse still, HERCULES overtakes THE LITTLE MERMAID. How very dare???

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And then, in the worst twist yet, Tangled beats The Lion King, and I just don't understand what world these choices took place in.

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So this bracket is telling me that the two best Disney animated movies are Mulan and Tangled? Are we in Opposite Land? Is life a simulation? Are we kidding? But fine, whatever. Mulan won, which is livable.

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Now on to the Pixar side. This is where things get truly bonkers. Up beats Brave, Toy Story 2 beats Toy Story, and Cars 3 beats Coco.

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CARS 3. BEATS. COCO.

The author did address this, but I will never fully recover.

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OOOOK. Wiping the sweat away and moving on. A Bug's Life beats Ratatouille somehow. Inside Out beats Finding Nemo. Monsters, Inc. beats Cars. And The Incredibles beats WALL-E.

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DEEP BREATH, and onward. Toy Story 2 beats Up, fine. But A Bug's Life beats Inside Out? HARD DISAGREE. And then Monsters, Inc. beats The Incredibles! The only good thing here is that Toy Story 3 beats Cars 3.

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Between those four, only Toy Story 2 and Monsters, Inc. survive, and then the final movie — the best Pixar movie ever made, supposedly — is Monsters, Inc.

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We're left with Mulan vs. Monsters, Inc. This is woefully incorrect overall, but we all know the correct answer here, right? It's clearly Mulan.

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BUT NOPE. MONSTERS, INC. WINS.

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Incorrect. Unreal. Inconceivable.

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In the end, this bracket pushed me to the limit of human tolerance. It tested me. But I have emerged a more confident fan. And now we can all fill out our own brackets:

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Share yours below, and if Beauty and the Beast doesn't win, your bracket is wrong. OK BYEEE.

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Who run the world?

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Note: All results of these underrated badass women were taken from Bygone Badass Broads: 52 Forgotten Women Who Changed the World by Mackenzi Lee. Buy the book here.

Wakanda forever!

It feels so good being bad.

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With the Barbie Inspiring Women collection, the Mattel brand has just unveiled 17 new dolls, paying tribute to the most inspiring women. Artist Frida Kahlo, aviation pioneer Amelia Earhart, French chef Hélène Darroze, mathematician Katherine Johnson and snowboarder Chloe Kim are some of the great female figures that the famous Barbie doll will embody.

Launched nearly 60 years ago, the Barbie doll has become a true icon, and the brand wants today to give a new dimension, less superficial, to this doll that inspires many little girls around the world.

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Look, I’m definitely guilty of some of these.

Find your dream food.

Which Winter Olympic Sport Is Best For You?

Can you name them all?

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So many options!

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Bonus Panel:

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When Life Makes You Lemonade

The Right Amount of Pasta

Banana Bread

How Is the Food

Make the Cut

Are you more Eleanor or Chidi?

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What will you be reading in your new room?

Your access to ice cream is at stake here.

Hi! You're dead! Welcome to limbo!

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Thankfully, you won't be here long. We've designed a very sophisticated point system to determine whether you should get into The Good Place or The Bad Place.

The Good Place is a paradise where you'll be able to spend the rest of eternity in comfort and bliss. The Bad Place sucks. You don't want to go there, they have torture (and no ice cream)!

Just fill out the survey below to the best of your ability and we'll get you sorted right away. No lying or cheating, please. We are omniscient immortal beings so we will know. 😉

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3 lines, 4 questions, 1 answer.

Information for this post came from Palm Reading for Beginners: Find Your Future in the Palm of Your Hand.

Hopefully not Darth Vader.

You have many matters of importance to attend to this morning.

Take our quiz with the cast of Star Wars: The Last Jedi!

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With the upcoming release of Star Wars: The Last Jedi, we had the cast of the most-anticipated movie of the year take a BuzzFeed quiz to discover which character from a galaxy far, far away they truly are. Does Daisy Ridley belong to the dark side? Is Mark Hamill actually Luke Skywalker? Watch the video below to find out:

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Wanna know which character from the new trilogy you are? You can take the same quiz as the stars of The Last Jedi below!

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Can't get enough of the Force? Make sure to catch Star Wars: The Last Jedi in theaters this Friday, Dec. 15!

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Get ready to meet your new companion!

The best time ever!

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Christmas time is here.

Which “Stranger Things” Character Are You Most Like?

Spoiler: All answers are badass.

Here is UnSpoil Me, an amazing website that offers you to forget about spoilers thanks to hypnosis! Everyone knows the problem of spoilers, like being revealed the end of a movie or a series, or an important element of the story like the death of a character. Through a real guided hypnosis session, which lasts about 20 minutes, the UnSpoil Me website claims to be able to make you forget spoilers by erasing this information from your memory, so you can enjoy your movie or your series in peace!

Surprisingly, the UnSpoil Me website is not a joke, and it was imagined by Samsung Electronics Nordic in partnership with a famous Swedish hypnotist, Fredrik Praesto. This website offers a real session of self-hypnosis, which is pretty frightening given the ability of hypnosis to act on your subconscious! If using hypnosis may be a good therapeutic method, using it to forget a spoiler seems slightly dangerous, and the website asks you if you are of age and aware of the risks. To be tested at your own risk on the UnSpoil Me website.

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