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01 Jun 03:13

Feel Old

'How long are you going to keep this up?' 'Statistically, only four or five more decades.'
05 Feb 02:40

How to score a penalty in handball

by /u/Magic142
07 Jul 13:16

(510): i knew my hormones were...

(510): i knew my hormones were back to normal when i went to ikea and didn't want to fuck any of the workers.
07 Jul 13:15

(425): Please don't throw the...

(425): Please don't throw the wedding bouquet at me.
07 Jul 13:10

Electric Motorized Surfboard

by Staff
electric-motorized-surfboard

Enjoy an epic surf session even if you're not near the ocean by hitting the water on the electric motorized surfboard. The board features an environmentally friendly yet powerful electric jet that's lightweight and extremely intuitive to operate.

Check it out

$4,485.00

28 Apr 12:40

My Whole Life is a Lie!

bricks,concrete,cement,g rated,monday thru friday

Submitted by: Unknown

01 Apr 02:00

#1112; Interminable

by David Malki

Nope, sorry, the overhead bin space is completely full. You will have to spend the next three hours hanging from the tail like a flag in the wind. Now sit back, relax, and enjoy the flight!

09 Jan 03:40

Photos

I hate when people take photos of their meal instead of eating it, because there's nothing I love more than the sound of other people chewing.
14 Jun 05:13

MsGlaDos says FML

by MsGlaDos

Today, I accidentally left some music playing on my iPad, then left to do some errands. When I came back, I found it smashed into a million pieces. Apparently, grandpa couldn't find any other way to "shut off that goddamn music." FML