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24 Aug 23:08

John Kelly Is Desperately Trying to Keep Donald Trump From Knowing Anything

by Aimée Lutkin on The Slot, shared by Julianne Escobedo Shepherd to Jezebel
ThePrettiestOne

Not exactly the hardest job in the world

President Donald Trump’s newly appointed Chief of Staff, General John Kelly, is reportedly trying to plug all the holes in the Oval Office to keep snakes from whispering information in Trump’s ear. From now on, the president will only be receiving very simple, vetted material on which to base his decisions, when he’s…

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24 Aug 23:07

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24 Aug 23:06

DEAR TRUMP VOTERIf you voted for Donald Trump, I get it. Maybe...

ThePrettiestOne

Also, he's a fucking nazi, you nazi.



DEAR TRUMP VOTER

If you voted for Donald Trump, I get it. Maybe you feel you’ve been so badly shafted by the system that you didn’t want to go back to politics as usual, and Trump seemed like he’d topple that corrupt system. 

You voted to change our country’s power base – to get rid of crony capitalism and give our government back to the people who are working, paying taxes, and spending more just to survive. Lots of Americans agree with you. 

But now, the president is turning his back on that idea and the many changes he promised.

He did not drain the swamp. After telling voters how he would take control away from special interests, he has surrounded himself with the very Wall Street players he decried. Now, those who gamed politicians for tax loopholes and laws that reward the rich don’t even have to sneak around with backroom deals. 

Steve Mnuchin, Gary Cohn, Dina Powell and others from Wall Street, as well as corporate lobbyists by the dozens, are now inside the Trump administration rigging the system for the extremely wealthy from the inside. 

They want to make it easier for banks to once again gamble with your money and repeat our financial crisis. They want to cut health care for millions of you. They want to lower taxes on corporations and the rich. They want to get rid of rules that stop corporations from harming your health or safety. 

That’s not the change you were promised.

Make America Great Again? The Trump administration wants to expand on policies that have kept American wages stagnant for almost four decades. Huge corporations and billionaires get the breaks, and hard working Americans once again get left waiting for the crumbs. That’s not the change you were promised.

Bringing back fiscal responsibility? The Secret Service budget is skyrocketing to protect his family on international business trips, ski vacations, and separate New York City living quarters. 

At the same time, the president still refuses to untangle himself from his businesses and prove he’s not leveraging our government for his financial gain. You’re paying for his lifestyle while he’s doing nothing to help yours. 

That’s not the change you were promised.

24 Aug 22:57

tastefullyoffensive:There was an attempt. [full video]



tastefullyoffensive:

There was an attempt. [full video]

24 Aug 22:42

Watch this powerful music video by a Lebanese rock band that...

ThePrettiestOne

OK, but I'm still crying?

And I didn't understand a word of that, but somehow watching it made me realize something I've never articulated before. Feminism means trust. Being able to trust women to make good decisions. To just believe in our ability to be capable.



Watch this powerful music video by a Lebanese rock band that celebrates feminism in modern Arabia

“Lebanese alternative rock band Mashrou’ Leila very elegantly celebrates their brand of feminism in a music video for the track Roman. The video is helmed by Jessy Moussallem, an emerging female director from Lebanon.

The song begins with singer Hamed Sinno’s tenor, along with harmonies that give the lyrical complexity of betrayal, struggle and conflict an interesting twist. The chorus begins with a prominent bass line, matched by tasteful choreography set to the song’s refrain: “Aleihum!” which translates to “Charge!”.

The video is headlined by an all-woman cast, and the all-male band form only a part of the additional bunch, emphasising the concept of a female gaze. The women don an array of West Asian clothing – kaftans and abayas, headscarves and niqaab. “They are styled to over-articulate their ethnic background, in a manner more typically employed by Western media to victimise them,” said the band, describing the choice of clothing.”

Read the full piece here

24 Aug 22:21

Astronaut Pee and Sweat Could Be the Key to Getting Humans to Mars

by Rae Paoletta on Gizmodo, shared by Cheryl Eddy to io9
ThePrettiestOne

Or, you know, you could just call it water recycling.

In The Martian, Matt Damon used his own shit to fertilize potatoes and survive the Red Planet. While we all know Matt Damon isn’t actually an astronaut, we do know that human excrement is very much real—and it could be integral to getting real humans to Mars in the near future.

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24 Aug 19:54

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ThePrettiestOne

A good start



24 Aug 19:52

clickholeofficial:Find Out What Kanye West, Dolly Parton, Eric...

ThePrettiestOne

OK, I absolutely belief Dolly. And let's be honest, most high schoolers deserve to be pick on by a famous country singer.

24 Aug 19:41

zooophagous: memewolves: courtneylovedcobain: why are dog lovers so hateful??? like you meet a...

zooophagous:

memewolves:

courtneylovedcobain:

why are dog lovers so hateful??? like you meet a cat lover and they’re like “oh i love dogs a lot too! i just prefer cats!” but dog lovers are always like “my ENTIRE FAMILY was MURDERED by a CAT, a cat STOLE MY GIRLFRIEND, BURNED MY HOUSE DOWN, TOOK MY JOB AND KEYED UP MY CAR"

Copypasting something I wrote on Facebook a couple years ago (thanks JJ for reminding me of it): 

I didn’t really grow up with dogs, so I’m learning about dog behavior as an adult and the more I learn, the more creeped-out I am by a specific subset of “dog people” who usually also “hate cats,” because it’s becoming obvious that these people don’t actually know their dogs’ avoidance/anxiety signals, so they’re just stomping all over these animals’ boundaries. It comes across less as “I love dogs and hate cats” and more “I like animals that can’t say ‘no’ to me in a clear, direct way.”

Shit it’s true

24 Aug 19:35

thecuckoohaslanded: cn123017: thecuckoohaslanded: thecuckoohaslanded: thecuckoohaslanded: specsth...

thecuckoohaslanded:

cn123017:

thecuckoohaslanded:

thecuckoohaslanded:

thecuckoohaslanded:

specsthespectraldragon:

thecuckoohaslanded:

I can’t stop thinking about crocodiles for some reason so here’s some cool pictures I found of probably the second largest one in captivity, his name is Utan:

isn’t he beautiful

listen to the SOUND when he bites

and that’s not even a real power bite, that’s mostly just heavy bone falling on heavy bone from his jaws and the air rushing out from between them

2000 pounds of Good Boy

you get me

I honestly expected like 5 notes, what HAPPENED here

More tags on this ridiculous post:

Wait, thats the 2nd biggest crocodile? Then what does the biggest one look like?

That would be Cassius, a very old Saltwater crocodile who is estimated to be around 114 years old and lives at Marineland Melanesia in Green Island, Australia.  His official measurement is 5.48 meters, which makes him the largest in captivity currently.  Because Utan is only slightly smaller and much younger, (only in his 50s), he will likely break Cassius’ record eventually.  But for now, Cassius holds the title:

He is NOT, however, either the largest crocodile ever captured in Australia OR the largest ever in captivity.

A slightly larger crocodile has been reported (though not yet comfirmed) to have been captured at 5.58 meters.

And while the famous Brutus of the Adelaide River was estimated to be just slightly larger than Cassius at 5.5m, he was driven out of his territory by a younger and even larger crocodile, who as a result has been given the name, The Dominator.  He is estimated to be just over 6m.

This is Brutus, with an appropriate caption:

It is believed that he lost that arm in a fight with a Bull Shark.  

The Bull Shark lost.

THIS is the crocodile who kicked him out.  The Dominator:

And that’s STILL not the biggest.  

The largest living crocodile ever reliably measured was Lolong, who for the 1.5 years between his capture and his death was the largest crocodile ever held in captivity, at a whopping 6.17 meters (20 feet 3 inches) and 1075 kg (2,370 lbs).  He had been feeding on both humans and very large livestock in the Bunawan creek in Agusan del Sur in the Philippines.  It took 100 people all night to drag him to shore during his capture.

And here’s why:

Also, to prevent credit from getting buried on a separate reblog, I have been informed that the above image of the crocodile with the cartoon eyes and halo was made by @rashkah!  (And it is wonderful and I would like to thank him for its existence, because it perfectly captures my feelings about terrifying giant primordial reptiles.)

24 Aug 19:20

animatedamerican: aberrant-eyes: subterranean-fire: Some facts...



animatedamerican:

aberrant-eyes:

subterranean-fire:

Some facts about capitalism:

  • Artificial scarcity drives profits up
  • It is not profitable for everyone to live comfortably
  • The system demands unceasing growth and resource extraction for its own survival, in turn putting the survival of humanity and ecosystems in peril
  • The growth that arises from capital accumulation makes a select few obscenely wealthy, while most of the world lives in poverty 
  • It can be transcended

“The future is already here; it’s just not evenly distributed.” – William Gibson

And the thing is: the world’s wealth wouldn’t even need to be evenly distributed in order to feed, hydrate, clothe, and house everybody at a basic survival level.  We could do that with the resources we have and the rich could still be rich.

24 Aug 18:49

nonbinarypastels: you need food in order to survive. you need water in order to survive. you need...

nonbinarypastels:

you need food in order to survive.

you need water in order to survive.

you need sleep in order to survive.

you don’t have to do anything special or significant to “earn” these things. you don’t have to meet some quota of productivity before you’re “allowed” to do these things. you are allowed to eat, drink, and sleep when you need to. you don’t have to do anything additional in order to have the right to meet your body’s most basic needs.

24 Aug 18:02

Tumblr Gets Deep (21 Pics)

by Jeff Wysaski

Toot! Toot! All aboard! The tumblr train is departing…   reblog it reblog it reblog it   reblog it reblog it reblog it reblog it reblog it reblog it reblog it reblog it reblog it reblog it reblog it   reblog it reblog it reblog it reblog it   reblog it     reblog it … Continued

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24 Aug 16:49

Hillary Clinton on Second Presidential Debate: Trump 'Was Literally Breathing Down My Neck'

by Prachi Gupta on The Slot, shared by Joanna Rothkopf to Jezebel

Hillary Clinton found Donald Trump’s intrusive, domineering behavior during the second presidential debate to be exceedingly creepy, according to an excerpt from her upcoming memoir about the election.

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24 Aug 16:40

Someone Drove Through a Crowd of Demonstrators at Vigil in Missouri

by Eleanor Sheehan
ThePrettiestOne

Your own, personal, Al-Qaeda

Less than two weeks after a white nationalist allegedly rammed his car into a crowd of anti-racist activists in Charlottesville, VA, another person has weaponized a car to drive through a demonstration in St. Louis, MO.

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24 Aug 16:37

Federal Judge Finds Racism Behind Arizona Law Banning Ethnic Studies

Federal Judge Finds Racism Behind Arizona Law Banning Ethnic Studies:

justsomeantifas:

This is such great news! For YEARS this law has been in place in Arizona and not even a year ago they tried to extend this to our universities out here. The classes weren’t allowed AND books on the subject weren’t allowed, even work by authors like Sherman Alexie weren’t permitted. We can get our classes back, we can learn about our cultures, and this sets great precedent if they tried to do this/extend this again.

24 Aug 16:32

A Bad Week to Be a Parent

A Bad Week to Be a Parent:

lynati:

“OK,” conceded the staffer. “But when Senator Isakson votes, he’s not voting about that. Senator Isakson doesn’t agree with the president’s statements about Nazis, but there are some policies that he does agree with, and those are the ones he votes for.”

“OK,” I said. “So what I will tell my kids is that the Isakson camp says there are some policies that are so critical, and so important to the welfare of this country…”

“Yes. Yes,” interrupted the staffer.

“…That it’s worth putting up with Nazis to see them enacted.”

“No no, don’t tell them that,” said the staffer.

24 Aug 16:19

rosncrntz: queers (2017)







rosncrntz:

queers (2017)

24 Aug 16:15

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24 Aug 15:49

“Satanic Day Care” Couple Gets $3.4 Million for Wrongful Convictions

by David G. McAfee
Their lives of Dan and Fran Keller were ruined after being falsely accused by Christians of running a "Satanic" day care.This payment is one small way to right those wrongs.DanFranKeller
24 Aug 11:00

earthstory: Humpback visits a whale tour

ThePrettiestOne

so gentle



earthstory:

Humpback visits a whale tour

24 Aug 02:02

The Art of the Deal: lie and change the entire plan, cover in...



The Art of the Deal: lie and change the entire plan, cover in racism.

24 Aug 02:02

melchiorgabor: yesterday my first table at work was 4 complete shitholes who yelled at me...

melchiorgabor:

yesterday my first table at work was 4 complete shitholes who yelled at me twice before i even took their food order and almost made me cry. before they ate, they all bowed their heads to pray.

so on the top of their receipt i wrote “hebrews 13:2″ and they went WILD. they LOVED IT. they tipped me over 20% for my “education fund”.

hebrews 13:2 is “do not forget to show hospitality to strangers, for by so doing some people have shown hospitality to angels without knowing it”, and i really hope they got home and looked it up and realized that i am, in fact, a petty fucking bitch

24 Aug 01:11

axelspark: chikurinkun: ペッタラペッタラ手を上げながら歩くボス HIM BIG



axelspark:

chikurinkun:

ペッタラペッタラ手を上げながら歩くボス

HIM BIG

24 Aug 00:46

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23 Aug 23:00

yesterdaysprint: yesterdaysprint: The Colfax Chronicle,...



yesterdaysprint:

yesterdaysprint:

The Colfax Chronicle, Louisiana, March 9, 1912

23 Aug 23:00

neilarmstrong: 2017 mood





















neilarmstrong:

2017 mood

23 Aug 22:51

bellygangstaboo: Alysia Montaño races pregnant again and beats...



bellygangstaboo:

Alysia Montaño races pregnant again and beats her old time. WEARING. A. BLACK. WONDER. WOMAN. TOP!

23 Aug 22:49

anarchetypal: this couple came through my lane today and one of the items they had was a very small...

anarchetypal:

this couple came through my lane today and one of the items they had was a very small but still functional piñata, like maybe six inches long and five inches tall, and i commented that it was adorable, and the couple sort of shuffled their feet and looked at the ground and then one of them looked at me and said the best thing i’ve heard in the month of may:

“we’re giving it to our cat. for his birthday. it’s in august. …we like to plan ahead.”

This is as good as that cat in the yurt with an ipad.

Strike that. It’s better.

23 Aug 22:46

This Guy Was Suspended From Twitter After Tweeting "I'd Fuck That Tiger" At The Tony The Tiger Account

ThePrettiestOne

impress me. Ban Trump.
It'll be the best week ever.

This Guy Was Suspended From Twitter After Tweeting "I'd Fuck That Tiger" At The Tony The Tiger Account:

buzzfeed:

twitter is so fuckin’ wild

What the fuck, Twitter? This is the thing you ban? Get your fucking act together and deal with your goddamn Nazi problem.