Tiff Hogan

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The anatomy of a Chihuahua.

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Manhattan, NY. $900.00

“YOU: Chill… preferably in your twenties.”

“The apartment is ideal for someone who is busy…(i.e. doesn’t spend a lot of time at home).”

“Often times there are guests over and late night happenings and lots of in-and-out situations, so if you are a light sleeper or you can see this being a problem for you, DO NOT APPLY!”

Done. Why not? #380kineuros #pocketmoney

What I think I look like:

What I actually look like:

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Time Line of American execution by state

"She couldn’t fit in the couch crack."
Submitted By: Tara C.
Location: Victoria, Australia

One of the main reason adults outgrow coloring is the simplicity- they’re just too easy to color, too easy to stay between the lines, and that’s no fun. It’s not like adults don’t want to color anymore, it's just not as satisfying as it was when we were kids, and our more advanced minds demand a more challenging coloring book.

Enter Peter Deligdisch’s expert level coloring book Between The Lines, it’s jam packed with intricate line drawings that will test your coloring skills, and when you’re done you have the satisfaction of having created something you can pin up on your refrigerator!

-Via 22 Words

Police blotter items will be told as simply and completely as the cops want it to be reported, and if you say something stupid, that will be in there. At first this one sounds like the same item we posted a couple of months ago about a squirrel running around in circles. But the punch line is indicative of the crazy modern world we live in. -via Uproxx

Hey Shark Week, sharks are cool, but they’re not even close to being the deadliest animal.

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Tiny food items are cute, tiny hamsters are oh so cute, but when you see a tiny hamster chowing down on a tiny burrito your heart may not be able to handle all the cuteness!

The hamster in this adorable video doesn’t know just how lucky he is- with a personal chef making ridiculously tiny burritos for him, and his own little hamster sized dining area complete with poker chip plate and fancy rope chair.

He doesn’t seem to care about anything but shoving those burritos into his mouth as fast as he can. However, the chef seems to be satisfied with the results, so the series Tiny Hamsters Eating Tiny Burritos by Hello Denizen will live on to see another episode!

-Via Laughing Squid

I created this for anyone considering a career in music

-kell-on-urth

Urban Birthstones

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Whac-A-Mole? No, moles are hard to find. But we can get cute kittens easily! Put them in a box with 6 holes, get a soft mallet, then gently keep the kittens inside.

-via Daily of the Day

(The Awkward Yeti/Nick Seluk)

Look, it's not like the work isn't going to be there tomorrow. We'll just, like, work really hard and make up for it. Later. The pug video isn't going to be around forever, you know.

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Did you know that when a hamster is relaxed, it turns into pancake batter and flows out to the sides? YouTube member ghiblilover25 shows us how it’s done. Careful, or you might have some relaxed hamster dripping over the side of your hand onto the floor. -via Tastefully Offensive

Balloon artist John Reid built this enormous balloon sculpture for the Salt Lake City Comic Con. I cannot verify his claim, but he says that it's the largest balloon sculpture ever built by a single person.

-via Nerd Approved

UPDATE 4/28/14: The Deseret News has more information. Although Guinness World Records has not conferred a record upon Reid, proper record observers were on hand to watch Reid. A time-lapse video that Reid made will help him secure a Guinness record.

The sculpture is 50 feet tall and made of 4,302 balloons. It's so large that it can't stand in the convention center upright. Building it took Reid 42 hours.

Mommy wouldn’t carry him on her 13.1 mile run.

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Cross-Stitched Germs and Microbes

I guess San Dimas isn’t so bad #sandimas by allen__mitchell