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14 Nov 15:00

Bible Verses Where The Word “Praying” Has Been Replaced With “Truckin'”

by Mallory Ortberg

Psalms 4:1
Hear me when I call, O God of my righteousness: you have enlarged me when I was in distress; have mercy on me, and hear my truckin'.

Proverbs 15:29
The LORD is far from the wicked: but he hears the truckin' of the righteous.

Luke 6:12
And it came to pass in those days, that he went out into a mountain, truckin', and continued all night truckin'.

Ephesians 6:18
With this in mind, be alert and always keep on truckin' for all the Lord’s people.

Read more Bible Verses Where The Word “Praying” Has Been Replaced With “Truckin'” at The Toast.

14 Nov 14:03

Noted: New Logo and Identity for Timber Press by Studio Jelly and Fredrik Averin

by Armin
Krankota

Super fun. I like this a lot.

A Timber Grows in Portland

New Logo and Identity for Timber Press by Studio Jelly and Fredrik Averin

Timber Press founded in 1978 in Portland, OR, focuses on gardening topics targeted at horticulturists, botanists, naturalists, and landscape professionals by publishing books from experts in the fields of gardening, horticulture, and natural history. It is owned by Workman Publishing.

Design by: Studio Jelly and Fredrik Averin (Portland, OR)

Opinion/Notes: In case anyone is a hardcore horticulturist and has the full Timber Press collection: Yes, this logo has been out since early 2013 but as Timber Press creative director, Patrick Barber, explained to me, it has taken a full year for the logo to be printed on new titles and establish itself as the current identity. The previous logo was… a tree. Nothing more, nothing less. The new logo is a tree made out of timber (wooden beams), providing a new interpretation for the name that is both literal and allusive. It's a charming rendering that feels contemporary and smart and looks great on the spines, as if it's growing from the surface where the books are sitting.

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New Logo and Identity for Timber Press by Studio Jelly and Fredrik Averin
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New Logo and Identity for Timber Press by Studio Jelly and Fredrik Averin
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New business cards.
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New Logo and Identity for Timber Press by Studio Jelly and Fredrik Averin
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New Logo and Identity for Timber Press by Studio Jelly and Fredrik Averin
New spines.
New Logo and Identity for Timber Press by Studio Jelly and Fredrik Averin
Spines detail.
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17 Nov 17:00

Bible Verses Where The Word “Philistines” Has Been Replaced With “Haters”

by Mallory Ortberg
Krankota

Man. She's really on fire lately.

Previously: Bible Verses Where The Word “Praying” Has Been Replaced With “Truckin.'”

Genesis 26:14
"He had so many flocks and herds and servants that the haters envied him."

Genesis 26:15
"So all the wells that his father’s servants had dug in the time of his father Abraham, the haters stopped up, filling them with earth."

Judges 3:31
"After Ehud came Shamgar son of Anath, who struck down six hundred haters with an oxgoad. He too saved Israel."

Read more Bible Verses Where The Word “Philistines” Has Been Replaced With “Haters” at The Toast.

17 Nov 20:30

Frat Bro Tries to Extinguish Raging Electrical Fire by Pissing On It

by Jay Hathaway
Krankota

Go Coogs!

Frat Bro Tries to Extinguish Raging Electrical Fire by Pissing On It

Say what you will about fraternities (there is a lot you could say), but never say they don't teach valuable emergency preparedness skills, like pissing on things.

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18 Nov 17:29

This Family Is The Worst Thing On Facebook

by Albert Burneko
Krankota

Man...I hate to be that guy and shit on things that clearly make some people happy...but fuck this stupid family. I want to hug them with nuclear arms.

This Family Is The Worst Thing On Facebook

Perhaps you have had occasion to view a YouTube song video created by a group of healthy-looking white people named "The Holderness Family." Perhaps it was the one in which they perform a version of Snoop Dogg's classic "Gin and Juice" song, fitted to Halloween, titled "Kin and Moose."

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19 Nov 19:40

Watch 11-Year-Old Football Star Sam Gordon Destroy Her Pee Wee League Opponents

by isaacand
Krankota

Oh MAN. As much as I loved the first part of the video, when she's breaking 13-yr-old ankles with crazy Barry Sanders moves, I pretty much stood up and went OHHHHHHHHHHH! @ 2:01, when she just TRUCKS this kid.

You remember Sam Gordon, right? Two years ago she was the biggest thing on the internet with a Pee Wee highlight film that was damn near incredible. Gordon became so popular she got the attention of Wheaties and later, attended the Super Bowl with Roger Goodell.

Yada, yada, yada, two years later she’s back and she’s better than ever. No, seriously. She’s like a mini Barry Sanders out there rumbling, bumbling and her way past would-be tacklers.

19 Nov 18:40

Buffalo’s Fred Jackson Threw His Kids Around In The Snow And They Had The Best Time

by isaacand
Krankota

That is like the best part of being a child when there's a huge snowstorm

Instagram Photo

See, this is how you play dad, this is how you win a Father Of The Year award. Take note everyone. The Bills’ Fred Jackson throwing his kids in the snow is the best part of this awful Buffalo snowstorm. A snowstorm that might allegedly move the game to Monday.

#PRAYFORBUFFALO

20 Nov 12:19

Reviewed: New Logo and Identity for Pizza Hut

by Armin
Krankota

That's some good rebrand.

Hut Stuff

New Logo and Identity for Pizza Hut

Established by two brothers in 1958 in Wichita, Kansas, with a single pizzeria, Pizza Hut, a subsidiary of Yum! Brands, is "the world's largest pizza company" — according to their own description which I don't doubt but I put in quotes to clarify it wasn't my statement — with $12 billion in global sales and more than 15,000 restaurants in 93 countries worldwide, employing over 160,000 people. Their pizza? It's fine for mainstream global standards of pizza and they did give us cheese-stuffed crust because all that cheese simply wasn't enough. Yesterday, Pizza Hut introduced a new menu — billed as "Flavor of Now" — that represents their biggest evolution yet, introducing ten new crust flavors like Honey Sriracha, Salted Pretzel, and Ginger Boom Boom; new "drizzles" and sauces; and premium ingredients like Salami, Fresh Spinach and Peruvian Cherry Peppers. (Spinach! Premium?). Along with the new menu, Pizza Hut also introduced a revision to its logo. No design credit given.

Pizza Hut will look different, too, as the iconic red roof logo has been contemporized, along with delivery boxes, cups and even employee uniforms. All of these changes will be heralded in a national advertising campaign celebrating the "Flavor of Now."

Pizza Hut press release

New Logo and Identity for Pizza Hut
Logo detail.

The main elements of the logo — the iconic hut roof and script wordmark — remain in place but are now placed inside a smear of tomato sauce. (Animation that demonstrates this can be found at the end of the last video later in the post). It's nice to see a simpler version of the logo without all the gradients and multiple colors and it works remarkably well in a single color but there is something rather odd about the combination of those two iconic elements with the new holding shape. It might be one thing too many. I'm not convinced it's totally wrong or bad as it now gives Pizza Hut another graphic element to use as a quick identifier and you can see it working well in the new menu (pictured below too in case our international readers can't access it) where the splotch and the roof stand in as the logo.

New Logo and Identity for Pizza Hut
New ordering menu.
New Logo and Identity for Pizza Hut
"Flavor of Now" type treatment.

Typographically, Pizza Hut is actually getting a little adventurous and outside the common visual language of pizzas with the use of an industrial-looking font family and the rugged Flavor of Now wordmark, which is not half bad.

New Logo and Identity for Pizza Hut
Pizza box from press release.
New Logo and Identity for Pizza Hut
Pizza box in reality. No tone-on-tone typography, just black. (Source).

I'm not sure what was the most recent version of the Pizza Hut box — Google Image results show dozens of variations and since I never order it I haven't seen one IRL — but the new one has a cool simplicity to it and the black ink gives it a slight touch of premium-ness.

New Logo and Identity for Pizza Hut
New materials presented at a press event. Not the most glamorous shot but you get the idea. (Source).
New Logo and Identity for Pizza Hut
#FlavorOfNow event at Bland, Missouri. (Get it? Bland?).
It was actually a nice gesture: Pizza Hut rolled into the town's ballpark with $10,000 check and truck full of pizza. There is also another video of Dick Vitale crashing Bingo Night in Boring, Maryland.
They also took their pizza to some old Italian folks. Still trying to decide if it's funny or offensive. The good thing is there is an animation of the logo at the end.

In the videos above, particularly in the stunts, you can get a taste of their new design approach and, again, it's not half bad. The bold typography has a welcome confidence to it and it more clearly separates Pizza Hut from Dominos.

New Logo and Identity for Pizza Hut
New "relaxed" (as described in the press release) uniforms. (Source).
New Logo and Identity for Pizza Hut
Another look at the new uniforms. Jeans are actually part of the uniform and the plaid shirts. (Source).

Maybe the most interesting aspect about the redesign are the new uniforms, which go from the typical dowdy polo shirt and slacks — see Google Image results here (which, btw, include far too many mug shots to be considered good for Pizza Hut's brand associations) — to the much more relaxed and cooler range of t-shirts, plaid, and dark gray button downs paired with jeans and sneakers. Some of those t-shirts I would actually pay money to own (I'm looking at you vintage Pizza Hut logo t-shirt on the top left).

Overall, you can definitely see that Pizza Hut is trying to be a little cooler and I think it does come across as a relatively genuine effort (other than the publicity stunts in the badly-named towns) with decent results, specially for a mainstream product like this.

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19 Nov 23:00

Heroes For Hire: Here Are The Actors Testing To Play Netflix’s Jessica Jones And Luke Cage - It's all happening!

by Carolyn Cox

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We’ve heard agonizingly little about the Jessica Jones Netflix series since it was announced over a year ago, but Deadline just dropped a whole lot of names that are rumored to be in consideration for the role of the titular superhero-turned-PI and her friend/eventual husband Luke Cage.

Krysten Ritter (L!fe Happens, Breaking Bad), Alexandra Daddario (Percy Jackson, True Detective), Teresa Palmer (Warm Bodies) and Jessica De Gouw (Arrow) are reportedly in consideration to helm Marvel’s second-ever female-led series. Like the Jessica Jones show originally in the works by Melissa Rosenberg for ABC, Luke Cage will also reportedly appear in the Netflix series as the male lead; Lance Gross (Crisis) and Mike Colter (The Following) are rumored to be contenders for the role.

Cage will appear in an estimated 6-7 episodes of Jessica Jones before his own self-titled series, the fourth of Marvel’s Daredevil/Jessica Jones/Iron Fist/Luke Cage package with Netflix. What do you guys think? Do any of those actors seem particularly perfect for the role? Shall I fetch you some smelling salts after all this excitement? Sound off below!

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18 Nov 21:01

18 "White Lady Saves The Day" Moments You Actually Need

Krankota

Quality.

Coming to theaters this fall, an uplifting and inspiring film about how people of color need a white person to teach them how to walk and chew bubble gum at the same time.

Ira Madison III / Via Walt Disney Studios

"White Lady Saves the Day" is a common trope where people of color's lives are teetering on the edge of despair... until a white person shows up to save them. Films such as Dangerous Minds, Finding Forrester, The Blind Side, and Freedom Writers employ this trope and it's all too likely it'll be seen again.

The stories are meant to come off as uplifting and inspiring, but instead only reinforce the idea that POC have no future without the help of a white savior. However, there are quite a few times when a POC would actually want a white person to intercede and save their lives. Here are those moments:

1. When you're about to read the latest ill-conceived viral thinkpiece about black culture but an intrepid editor deletes it before anyone can read it and fires the person who wrote it.

2. When your Film Studies teacher tries to make the class watch The Birth of a Nation because it's "innovative and groundbreaking" and a white person smashes the DVD into pieces and burns it.


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18 Nov 21:46

41 Pictures That Will Give You All The Feels

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Aaaaaaand I'm dead.

Sit down, because this might be too much to handle.

This little piglet's first visit to the beach.

This little piglet's first visit to the beach.

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And these two adorable cuddlers.

And these two adorable cuddlers.

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This baby elephant who just made a new best bud.

This baby elephant who just made a new best bud.

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And this baby beaver who is trying to break the universe with his cuteness.

And this baby beaver who is trying to break the universe with his cuteness.

Flickr: ifindkarma


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18 Nov 07:14

lord-kitschener: halcyon-ia: break the rules no gods no kings...

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Such good captioning.



lord-kitschener:

halcyon-ia:

break the rules

no gods no kings no masters

17 Nov 20:58

Times Of Day To Have Some Damn Peace And Quiet Around Here, Ranked

by Albert Burneko
Krankota

These are valuable Dad Truths.

Times Of Day To Have Some Damn Peace And Quiet Around Here, Ranked

When you are a Sad Dad, one of the things you spend the most time pining for—after, like, an actual grown-up date with your spouse, a window of more than five minutes in which to take a shower, and relief from the constant background awareness of your own bottomless inadequacy—is some damn peace and quiet. "Can we have some damn peace and quiet around here?" you are constantly muttering to yourself, and then sometimes bellowing to no one in particular, Dad-like, irrelevant, a demented buffalo lowing at grass for no reason and to no effect.

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14 Nov 17:00

I Shat Myself In A Lexus Press Car

by Neal Pollack

I Shat Myself In A Lexus Press Car

I was very excited when I saw that the Lexus GS450 hybrid was making an appearance on my weekly press-car schedule. While my fellow toilers on Automotive Grub Street fap themselves senseless over the Dodge Charger Challenger Hellspawn, I have different priorities. I love luxury, ease, fuel economy, and reliability.

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28 Oct 13:40

Watch The Denver Nuggets ‘Shake It Off’ In This Tremendous Parody Video

by isaacand
Krankota

So great.

I normally abhor parody videos, especially ones involving Taylor Swift. But I found myself watching this one until the end. And it’s got nothing to do with the mascot or the cheerleaders or the fact that “Shake It Off” is kinda catchy.

No sir. It’s Timofey Mosgov.

Watching a 7’1″ man wildly gesticulate in an awkward fashion is the reason the internet was invented. Thank you, Denver Nuggets. I needed that in my life.

14 Nov 18:16

Ears

by Reza

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13 Nov 20:46

21 Stock Photos That No One Will Ever Be Able To Use

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What.

WHAT ARE THESE EVEN FOR?

This woman, who has cut off the head of her twin sister, and then packed it like a piece of meat.

This woman, who has cut off the head of her twin sister, and then packed it like a piece of meat.

And why is she smiling? WHY IS ANYONE IN THIS PHOTO SMILING?

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This guy, who obviously knows what his lady is hiding behind her back already, judging from his helmet.

This guy, who obviously knows what his lady is hiding behind her back already, judging from his helmet.

Cool sexytime fun!

Getty Images/Hemera Werner Heiber

This woman, who is trying to steal someone's finger in chemistry class.

This woman, who is trying to steal someone's finger in chemistry class.

Getty Images/iStockphoto Stolk

This man, who is literally shaking the hand of the priest who is performing his funeral.

This man, who is literally shaking the hand of the priest who is performing his funeral.

Getty Images/iStockphoto Peeter Viisimaa


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10 Nov 17:00

Songs You’ll Never Hear On A Sufjan Stevens Album

by Mallory Ortberg

"Let's Talk About A Holiday That's Not Christmas Or About A Minor Polish Civic Hero"

"Colorado, Now That's An Interesting State"

"A Guitar, A Bass, And A Drum, That's All The Instruments I Need On This Song"

"The Gender Of The Person I'm Singing About Isn't Ambiguous At All"

"No Biblical References Here"

"Let's Have A Party, Not A Crisis Of Faith"

Read more Songs You’ll Never Hear On A Sufjan Stevens Album at The Toast.

12 Nov 19:18

Mario Can’t Withstand Luigi’s Sick Dance Moves in Weird Live Action Mario Kart Commercials - Do the Luigi! Swing your arms from side to side, now pop and lock.

by Dan Van Winkle
Krankota

So! Fucking! Weird!

It’s weird to see a real car company like Mercedes-Benz get put into Mario Kart with DLC, but it’s even weirder to see Mario characters get put into real Mercedes—mostly because of Luigi’s apparent double life as a member of NSYNC. Meanwhile, it looks like Mario’s been studying the death stare.

New Smash Bros. taunt, please:

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“Cry me a river, Mario.”

And there’s another with Peach, who isn’t having any of Mario’s turtle shell shenanigans.

That’s what he gets for using a green shell. A red one never would’ve missed like that. Rookie mistake.

(via Joystiq)

Previously in weird Nintendo things

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12 Nov 19:12

Some folks just landed a spacecraft on the surface of a COMET

by Matthew Inman
12 Nov 03:56

Kim Kardashian's Bare Ass Was Interviewed in This Month's Paper Magazine

by Gabrielle Bluestone

Kim Kardashian's Bare Ass Was Interviewed in This Month's Paper Magazine

"I love sharing my world with people,' Kim Kardashian says in this month's issue of Paper, also sharing with people a photo shoot intended to remind the world that she, too, has an ass.

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11 Nov 18:11

I'm the Wild West Type

by A dog
Krankota

YES!

I'm the Wild West Type

If I had a cowboy hat, what would be inside? Nothing but a furry dome—and a mouse that likes to ride!

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11 Nov 20:44

Turning An Off-The-Cuff Joke Into A Best-Selling Book

Adam Mansbach , author of Go the Fuck to Sleep and You Have To Fucking Eat , on writing children’s books for adults and making time for his own daughter.

Jenny Chang / BuzzFeed

I wrote Go the Fuck to Sleep in July, 2011, between the hours of 4 and 5 p.m., with no expectations and no pants on. The idea, however, occurred to me several weeks earlier in Ann Arbor, Michigan. Also with no pants on.

My daughter and inspiration, Vivien, was hundreds of miles away. I was in Michigan to teach a weeklong fiction workshop for high schoolers. All the cool kids signed up for the poetry classes; everybody who wanted to write prose was midway through the second chapter of a projected tetralogy about wizards and bisexual angel-dragons and socially awkward wan teenage singer-songwriters. But the gig was not about pedagogy, or trying. It was about drinking hard with friends.

My co-teachers were three of the country's most awesome poets: Patricia Smith, Kevin Coval, and Roger Bonair-Agard. I cannot overstate the individual and collective brilliance of these folks, on the stage and on the page. They are responsible for inspiring thousands of young people to make the awful, life-destroying decision to become poets.

The four of us were being put up in a sprawling Victorian on the tenured side of town; the family who lived there was vacationing and they'd donated it for the week. Patricia immediately claimed the master suite with the claw-foot tub. This went uncontested. The rest of us were all secretly terrified of Patricia, whom we knew less well than we knew each other and who had won a Guggenheim. We suspected that she might be a real adult, the kind who would find our juvenile antics tiresome and ask us to keep the noise down so she could get a decent night's sleep.

This turned out to be wildly off-base. By the time I dropped my bag in the room of a 13-year-old kid who slept on a bed the size of a prison cot and made my way downstairs, Patricia was scouring the pantry for alcohol. We'd been invited to consume whatever was perishable; Patricia astutely pointed out that the bottle of white wine she'd found would not retain its integrity for more than a few hundred years, and pulled the cork.

This was a stopgap measure, though. We needed booze. Roger found a comically small bicycle and headed out in search of rum, because Roger is from Trinidad. I started cobbling together ingredients for a pasta sauce. It was sweltering in there, and Kevin, Patricia and I stripped down to tank tops and shorts and opened another bottle of wine. It's amazing how being given free rein over someone else's house instantly turns you into a teenager whose parents are out of town.

Two things of note happened in the next hour. I made a joke about writing a children's book called Go the Fuck to Sleep that made Kevin and Patricia laugh, so I posted the joke on Facebook and racked up about five likes. And far more importantly, Roger failed to return. We grew concerned. What if he'd been hit by a car, and nobody was bringing rum?

Jenny Chang / BuzzFeed

When we heard the door open, we broke into applause. I shouted, "Took you long enough, motherfucker!" and Patricia and Kevin added profanities of their own.

Into the room strode a man who was not Roger. This was easy to determine, because Roger is a tattoo-covered black dude with a mohawk, whereas this individual was Caucasian, in his seventies, and had a full head of white hair. He looked so patrician that the only logical assumption was that he was a senator.

"Hello!" he said, striding toward us with his hand outstretched, grinning ear to ear, "I'm John! This is my daughter's house! What's your name?"

That was how we knew he was Canadian. If you're American and a senator and you walk into your daughter's house expecting it to be vacant and instead find black and Jewish people standing around cursing and drinking in their underwear, that's not how you react.

Patricia shook his hand and explained who we were and what we were doing there. John thought that was great. "That's great," he said. "Everybody wins!" Yes, we agreed. Everybody.

It turned out that John and his wife, Betty, who walked in a few moments later, had been at a soccer tournament with their grandson, Sam, whose room I was occupying. It was supposed to be a weeklong thing, but Sam's team was hot garbage and they'd gotten bounced the first day, so here they were! Back early!

We were apologetic. Maybe we could find somewhere else to stay, we said. But no! Don't be ridiculous! John and Betty would stay on the foldout bed in the TV room! They always stayed there — they loved it! And Sam could stay in the basement, in a rat's nest of blankets on the floor! Fuck him!

Uh, OK, we said. We'll try not to disturb you. No! they said. You won't disturb us! You can't! Have parties! Be loud! You're poets! You're doing a great thing for the kids! Everybody wins!


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27 Oct 21:06

Football As Football Gets Big Break, Has Logos Used On Fox

by RobotsFightingDinosaurs
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NFL on FOX

Things have really been looking up for Football as Football since their Kickstarter campaign failed. They opened up a web store, and yesterday they were featured multiple times in Fox’s broadcast of the Falcons/Lions game in London. As far as I could tell watching it, the logos popped up on the bumpers pretty much every time the game was coming back from or heading to commercial in place of the teams’ normal logos. According to their twitter feed, Football as Football licensed the logos out to Fox for the broadcast to add some European flavor to the game.

As an added bonus, the game was super exciting, meaning that presumably the logos found a pretty significant audience. So hey, good for the designers over at Football as Football. They have proven their moms wrong and shown them that no, a degree in graphic design is not worthless. Hopefully this means that we get to see more of this kind of thing in the future.

01 Nov 17:45

The Rock Tweeted These Phenomenal Photos Of People Dressed Up As Him, Complete With Fanny Packs

by isaacand
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You’re likely familiar with The Rock’s throwback photo from the ’90s. How could you forget it really, that fanny pack is bronzed in the Smithsonian. The photo made its first appearance on The Tonight Show with Jimmy Fallon in July of this year and has since become a staple of pop culture.

Naturally, many of The Rock’s fans dressed up as 1996 Dwayne Johnson for Halloween. As you can imagine, the results were quite spectacular.

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04 Nov 11:16

Here's Why A Bunch Of People Are Shouting "PARKLIFE!" At Russell Brand On The Internet

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Ha! That's high quality.

You’ll be stunned to discover people have found a new and exciting way to take the piss.

...this became a thing.

...this became a thing.

Twitter: @Nickipedia101

Twitter: @scoote1972

And so on.

And so on.

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06 Nov 16:00

Here Are the Grossest Things We Could Find on Pinterest

by C.A. Pinkham
Krankota

What.

Here Are the Grossest Things We Could Find on Pinterest

Pinterest is one of the internet's more interesting inventions — a website for craftsy people to share their creativity with the world without quite as much twee pretension as Etsy. The dark side of it, however, is that when it comes to food, that creativity could often be described charitably as "misplaced" and uncharitably as "what unholiness hast thou wrought upon thine Jell-O mold?"

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07 Nov 17:40

This Sorority Girl Moves Like Barry Sanders On The Football Field

by isaacand

Meet Michelle Roque, a flag football phenom at Florida State University. At a tournament fundraiser, Roque went full video game on her opponents, juking them like she was Barry Sanders.

Her hips don’t lie folks. Nope, they don’t lie at all.

Pretty damn incredible. I vote she starts in place of Andy Dalton next game. Who’s with me?

[Brobible]

10 Nov 01:35

Stay There, Brock Osweiler; Peyton's Got This

by Samer Kalaf
Krankota

Hahaha! That is fantastic.

Even in a rout, Peyton Manning's reluctant to lose reps. The old man wants to play; you have to be quicker than that, Brock Osweiler.

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07 Nov 18:18

Bad Molly Takes Colorado State Student On Insane, Masturbatory Rampage

by Billy Haisley
Krankota

That is a big day!

Bad Molly Takes Colorado State Student On Insane, Masturbatory Rampage

We've heard of poppin' some molly and sweatin', but not popping molly, snorting some coke, car-jacking an ambulance, careening every which way through traffic, and then jerking off in the police station. That'd probably make for a better song, though.

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