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22 May 21:55

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20 May 05:16

Good handjob tips:

Put your mouth on it.
16 May 19:55

supersonicelectronic: Hanksy. Work by Hanksy (On Tumblr)....





supersonicelectronic:

Hanksy.

Work by Hanksy (On Tumblr).  Hanksy has his first west coast show opening next week on Friday, May 24th 2013 at Gallery 1988 West.  I really, really enjoy what Hanksy is doing with his artwork.  If I were in Los Angeles I wouldn’t dare miss this show.  Check out more of Hanksy’s fun below:

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21 Apr 23:29

danisnotafaggot: gay marriage is legal in the sims god damn it real world sort your shit out

danisnotafaggot: gay marriage is legal in the sims god damn it real world sort your shit out
17 Apr 19:22

New study: Belief in an angry God associated with a variety of...



New study: Belief in an angry God associated with a variety of mental illnesses (To read the story, click image or here; For a related video, click here http://christiannightmares.tumblr.com/post/29138746558/an-angry-pat-robertson-challenges-homosexuals-to)

17 Apr 14:00

San Diego Shows its Colors

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17 Apr 14:42

Ready for my closeup

Cheetah taking a poop on a safari jeep - AnimalsBeingDicks.com

Beauty can be seen in all things, seeing and composing the beauty is what separates the snapshot from the photograph. – Matt Hardy

16 Apr 17:36

100% Idiot

by Not Always Right
Pharmacy | UK

(An angry customer approaches me.)

Customer: “I purchased a pregnancy test from here, and it doesn’t work! I want my money back! I’ll never come here again! Stupid thing didn’t work!”

Me: “Okay… did you use it properly?”

Customer: “Do I look like an idiot?! I peed on a stick. Anyone can pee on a f****** stick!”

Me: “Did any type of line come up?”

Customer: “No, not a single line. Just a f****** number 30. How can I be 30% pregnant?”

Me: “Well, this is the first I’ve heard about this. Do you have the box with you so I can check if there have been any problems before?”

(The customer hands me the box. I stare at it and try not to laugh.)

Me: “Uh… you do realise that this is a thermometer, right?”

Customer: *runs out of the store*

15 Apr 18:30

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13 Apr 13:32

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12 Apr 22:31

nicerackbigjack: Hot Pics of Tits & Dicks found in this...



nicerackbigjack:

Hot Pics of Tits & Dicks found in this gallery

12 Apr 22:40

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11 Apr 17:43

you see this shit?





you see this shit?

11 Apr 17:12

(603): Trying not to look at her...

(603): Trying not to look at her chest is like trying to not hear a fire engine racing by.
10 Apr 23:14

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10 Apr 08:54

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06 Apr 20:45

thefrogman: Safely Endangered by Chris [website]



thefrogman:

Safely Endangered by Chris [website]

06 Apr 20:40

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04 Apr 04:23

IHC After Dark music: Little Big “Everyday I’m...



IHC After Dark music: Little Big “Everyday I’m Drinkin”

Welcome to Russia.

27 Mar 20:00

Save It On A Flesh Drive

by Not Always Right
Djwysh

All computers need flesh

Library | WA, USA

(Our library offers several touch-screen computers that customers can use to check out items themselves. The customer is a friendly regular, but a little shy because English is not her first language.)

Customer: “Why does this machine require flesh?”

Me: “W-what?”

Customer: “This machine. I am touching it, but it does not work. Is because…?”

(She shows that she is wearing gloves.)

Me: “Oh! I’m sorry; yes I suppose the screens don’t work if you have gloves on. I had never really thought about that.”

Customer: “Ah. Okay, sorry to be bother.”

Me: “No, no! That is the best thing I’ve heard all week.”

(Now whenever the computers have problems, the staff joke that they ‘require flesh’ to function, and someone must be sacrificed to appease them.)