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21 Oct 17:54

Brazilian Man Dies After Biting Passenger On Dublin-Bound Airplane

by Morbid

zombie on a planeDUBLIN — A 24-year-old man from Brazil died on a flight to Dublin after he went nuts and bit a fellow passenger.

The incident happened on Sunday night on a Aer Lingus flight from Portugal to Dublin when the man became erratic and attacked a passenger sitting near him.

After biting the other man, crew members restrained him before he lost consciousness. A doctor and nurse were on the flight and attempted to revive him, but were unsuccessful.

After the flight was diverted to the Irish city of Cork, paramedics pronounced the man dead on arrival. The man who was bitten was transported to the hospital while the remaining 165 passengers traveled by bus to Dublin.

Why the man lost his marbles and attacked another passenger is not being reported, but a 44-year-old Portuguese woman that was traveling with him was arrested after five pounds of suspected amphetamine powder was found in her suitcase.

That same day, a Southwest Airlines flight to San Francisco from Los Angeles had to turn around mid-flight after two passengers got into a physical confrontation.

According to eyewitnesses, a woman attempted to recline her seat back just before takeoff, and the man sitting behind her wasn’t too pleased about it. He was removed from the flight after he allegedly began choking the woman.

The remaining 136 got to their destination five hours after their scheduled arrival time after being transferred to another plane.

This article was written by Morbid for The Dreamin Demon - the Internet's self-appointed buzzkill.

06 Apr 13:09

Editing Files on Raspberry Pi with Local Sublime

by Chris Wigleycwigley@onenorth.com

Make your life easier when editing files on a remote device. This post demonstrates how to use your local text editor to edit files on a remote Raspberry Pi.

26 Mar 19:26

Ashley Dack Accused Of Sending Pictures Of Herself Sexually Assaulting Baby To Her Boyfriend

by Morbid

Ashley DackHOUSTON, TX – Police have arrested Ashley Dack and her boyfriend after they say Dack took pictures of herself sexually assaulting children she was babysitting.

Court documents show that 29-year-old Dack and her boyfriend, Patrick Schuneman, were molesting children and would then brag about their actions in text messages to one another.

The couple were busted after Dack allegedly told a friend about her activities. That friend backed up Dack’s text messages after she asked him to charge it for her, then went to police.

A search of the couple’s residences turned up an iPhone with some pretty fucked up messages between the pair, including this following exchange from 2012:

Dack: Oh honey? I never know. There is a little girl at lunch with blonde pig tails, kept dancing around on the floor. Wanted you 2 to be hiding in my car and I could bring her 2 you. Maybe 4 [years of age].

Schuneman: Would love that. Would you join us or leave us alone?

Dack: Join you. We could use the seat belt to hold her down and wrap around her neck so she couldn’t wiggle because it would get tighter and tighter

Schuneman: She’d be so scared

Dack: But no one could hear her if we were in my car

Schuneman: I would hold her neck and head as you pulled her pants off

Even worse, police would find multiple images of Dack molesting children she babysat, including an 11-month-old, that she would send to Schuneman. After sending him a graphic image of the baby, Schuneman replied, “Incredible,” “Best ever seen. Thank you,” and “Thank you so much for my gift. Sweet dreams.”

Dack and Schuneman were charged with sexual performance by a child and super aggravated sexual assault of a child. Dack is being held on a $350,000 bond, while the court declined bond for Schuneman.

If Dack is somehow able to post bail, the judge ordered that she surrender her passport and must wear an ankle monitor.

This article was written by Morbid for The Dreamin Demon - the Internet's self-appointed buzzkill.

18 Dec 13:59

Texas's Alamo Drafthouse, never one to shy from airing controversial films, has replaced the Christmas debut of The Interview with Team America: World Police [Amusing]

15 Sep 17:09

Bunday Morning Comix

by Brinke

2012-07-24-pet-a-dog “Because the world doesn’t have nearly enough Cute themed comic strips, I feel it is my duty to notify the good people at Cute Overload anytime I stumble upon particularly Squee Animations. Here’s a great corgi themed cartoon from the genius, Justin Boyd, at Invisible Bread.”- Shelby W.


Filed under: Uncategorized Tagged: Bunday Morning Comix
11 Aug 16:50

No state would ever think of serving alcohol at a gun show, right? Texas: CHALLENGE ACCEPTED [Scary]

24 Jul 15:21

102-year-old woman charged with murder. Should she get life? Or death? Does it really matter at this point? [Strange]

13 Jul 04:23

CNN interviewed a pirate about Google exec's death at the hands of a prostitute. Surely the return of the Flying Spaghetti Monster is nigh [Weird]

12 Jul 20:40

Fat woman wears bikini, world doesn't end. Some bystanders did report a brief eclipse, though [Silly]

09 Jul 18:18

New research shows that apples can boost a woman's sex drive, help men gettin' cider [Interesting]

02 Jul 17:46

Awesome: you're finally assigned a big brother and it's a celebrity. Fark: It's Gary Busey [Amusing]

01 Jul 14:48

CNN: Review of 20,000 studies shows vaccines are safe and necessary

by Ed Morrissey

"Period."


Notorious anti-vaccine activist Jenny McCarthy just got cut from The View, so it’s too bad this din’t come up sooner. CNN even calls McCarthy out by name in reporting on a new review from the medical journal Pediatrics of more than 20,000 studies on vaccines for children. The review shows that vaccines have no connection to […]

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03 Jun 20:59

A client asked me to adjust the countdown clock on their website.  I was very busy when I got the...

A client asked me to adjust the countdown clock on their website. 

I was very busy when I got the request, so I quickly changed the date before I sent a brief email telling them - 

Me: Cock adjusted.

Moments later…

Client: That’s nice. Did you get a chance to update the countdown on the site though?

03 Jun 20:45

Astronaut Vandalism

That night, retired USAF pilots covertly replaced the '62' with '50'.
13 May 13:41

US aircraft are now flying over Nigeria looking for the kidnapped schoolgirls, because if anything can find a Muslim wedding it's a predator drone [Followup]

12 May 19:19

Punk's not dead in Myanmar

by Xeni Jardin
Punks in Yangon

Check out this amazing photo essay of punk rock in Myanmar (Burma) by Olaf Schuelke for Roads & Kingdoms. [HT: Michelle Borok/Giant Robot]

07 May 22:35

Come at Me, Diaper Bro

anteaters,critters,gifs,diapers,fights,kangaroos

Submitted by: (via 4GIFs)

07 May 21:25

Client: I want the site in multicolor Comic Sans, on a blue background, with plenty of funny...

Client: I want the site in multicolor Comic Sans, on a blue background, with plenty of funny animated gifs and sound effects.

Me: I can do that, but I think that it would turn out horrible.

Client: Just kidding, I was making sure that you’d stop me if I ever suggested something like that. I’m emailing the brief now…

07 May 13:26

A golden retriever protected the body of its elderly owner from coyotes after the 81-year-old died while skiing in Colorado. Give that dog a steak [Hero]

03 May 04:27

Dogs Annoying Cats With Their Friendship

by Brinke

Ever have that one certain friend that was…well…kinda annoying? But they were so nice, you didn’t want to…TOTALLY blow ‘em off?

Try whacking ‘em with your paw instead. They usually get the message.

As spotted on SFist.


Filed under: Uncategorized Tagged: BFFs, kittehs, puppehs
03 May 01:18

This Corgi has Very Specific Expectations When it Comes to Baby Talk

Submitted by: (via Mark White)

Tagged: dogs , voices , baby talk , cute , corgi , funny , Video
03 May 01:15

This Great Dane is Incredibly Fast!

Submitted by: (via Favme)

Tagged: dogs , fast , great dane , running , Video
02 May 23:54

Donut receipt includes Mitch Hedberg's "donut receipt" routine

by Mark Frauenfelder

donutA donut shop employee posted this receipt on Reddit, stating: "I was given the ability to control what gets printed on the receipts at the doughnut shop where I work. This is the first thing I did."

Above, the late Mitch Hedberg's "Donut Receipt" routine.






02 May 23:47

A Fool Proof Method

A Fool Proof Method

Submitted by: Unknown

02 May 23:45

Not Terribly Motivated, Are We, Bran?

by Brinke

If U want Bran The Puppeh to go for a walk, you’re gonna do it on HIS terms.

Sometimes Bran likes to hang out with friends.

bran+vegas
Oh, NOW you’re ready for a walk.

bran-working-dog
From David U.


Filed under: Uncategorized Tagged: No I Don't WANNA go, puppeh
02 May 23:37

Sorry G+

02 May 23:23

Updated Science: How Will We Communicate With Robots?

How Will We Communicate With Robots?

  • Since publishing this science in 2012, we’ve learned to do what the robots say. It’s easier that way.
02 May 23:17

Holy hell! Watch an entire street in Baltimore sink right into the earth!


 
When I initially hit play for this video I wasn’t expecting much. It kinda starts out slow and you think you’ve seen something similar like this before and then… bam!

YouTuber Nicholas Nick Nico Reyes caught this incredible footage...

02 May 17:11

How powerful was the Sunday night Arkansas tornado? It carried a truck from Mayflower to near Vilonia, Arkansas.... a distance of 27 miles [Interesting]

02 May 16:32

Smile, It’s Friday!

by Brinke

It’s the weekend! And this Prosh Oriental Small-Clawed Otter knows it, too. (Dude is named Ulto.)

otter-top

otter-son
From RocketNews24.


Filed under: Uncategorized Tagged: Otters, The Big J