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28 Aug 22:04

Wait… David Fincher Is Making Commercials For The Gap Now?

by dguproxx
william

Lovely commercials. Rather gratuitous butt shot in one of them, but otherwise, classic - and classy.

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David Fincher — yes, that David Fincher, the one behind movies like Se7en, Fight Club, and The Girl With the Dragon Tattoo — is trying his hand at selling jeans to teenagers at the mall now. Well, not exactly. Not the way Twin Peaks creator David Lynch is actively selling sports bras and leggings to female yoga enthusiasts. But kind of, to whatever degree making a series of commercials for The Gap makes you a suburban denim salesman. Because that’s what Fincher has done. It’s a little weird, right?

The four black-and-white spots are part of The Gap’s new “Dress Normal” campaign, and they feature sexy teenz and 20-somethings behaving sexily in a number of sexy locations (backseat of a car, driving range, apartment buildi-… hold on, driving range?). They’re very different thematically from his film work. Unless these four are just, like, Act I, and another one is on the way that shows the kids from three of the commercials finding the lifeless, limbless bodies of the kids from the fourth in a warehouse or something. Can’t rule that out, I guess. Not yet.

Please find the commercials below. My favorite is the driving range one because I like to imagine the dude shouted “DAMMIT, HEATHER. QUIT DISTRACTING ME. I GOTTA GET RID OF THIS SLICE BY SATURDAY’S SCRAMBLE” moments after the clip ended. It’s the little things.

Source: Vanity Fair


Filed under: TV Tagged: COMMERCIALS, david fincher, The GAP
28 Aug 21:26

IPv6 adoption starting to add up to real numbers: 0.6 percent

by Iljitsch van Beijnum
william

Woo! Real progress! And IP addresses that no human being will ever, ever be able to memorize.

Packets on packets...

In a paper presented at the prestigious ACM SIGCOMM conference last week, researchers from the University of Michigan, the International Computer Science Institute, Arbor Networks, and Verisign Labs presented the paper "Measuring IPv6 Adoption." In it, the team does just that—in 12 different ways, no less. The results from these different measurements don't exactly agree, with the lowest and the highest being two orders of magnitude (close to a factor 100) apart. But the overall picture that emerges is one of a protocol that's quickly capturing its own place under the sun next to its big brother IPv4.

As a long-time Ars reader, you of course already know everything you need to know about IPv6. There's no Plan B, but you have survived World IPv6 Day and World IPv6 Launch. All of this drama occurs because existing IP(v4) addresses are too short and are thus running out, so we need to start using the new version of IP (IPv6) that has a much larger supply of much longer addresses.

The good news is that the engineers in charge knew we'd be running out of IPv4 addresses at some point two decades ago, so we've had a long time to standardize IPv6 and put the new protocol in routers, firewalls, operating systems, and applications. The not-so-good news is that IP is everywhere. The new protocol can only be used when the two computers (or other devices) communicating over the 'Net—as well as every router, firewall, and load balancer in between—have IPv6 enabled and configured. As such, getting IPv6 deployed has been an uphill struggle. But last week's paper shows us how far we've managed to struggle so far.

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28 Aug 20:41

Here’s What People In Your State Buy Online More Than Any Other State

by ryanuproxx
william

GENUINE surprise. Guns and ammo, NY? Really?

Screen Shot 2014-08-28 at 7.45.47 AM

EBAY


EBay has more online shopping data and product diversity than perhaps any retailer this side of Amazon, and the company recently opened up to share some fun stats about state-by-state purchases. Here’s how they broke down the data, according to Mashable:

The Internet retailer analyzed which items states purchase the most, finding the top 500 brands for each state and then boiling them down to general categories … From there, eBay figured out which items shoppers buy on its site the most, in all 50 states and Washington, D.C.

The result is the fun infographic below, titled “What is your state’s online shopping cart filled with?” Some of the most-bought items are unsurprising (Texas is racking up hunting goods), and some seem odd (New Yorkers buy the most firearms despite having some of the strictest gun laws in the country), while others are just downright entertaining (Delaware is HOARDING Roombas).

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EBAY


(Via Ebay, H/T Mashable + Spilly)


Filed under: Web Culture Tagged: AMAZON, EBAY, maps
28 Aug 18:40

LG G Watch R is official, potentially the best looking smartwatch yet

by Ron Amadeo
william

More pretty

6 more images in gallery

Do you want your smartwatch to look like a regular watch? While some companies are designing wearables that look more like smartphones that you wear on your wrist, the most compelling designs are the smartwatches that look more normal. With its round display and stainless steel body, the Moto 360 has been the standard-bearer for this school of thought. Today, LG has announced the LG G Watch R, which looks even more like a normal watch than Motorola's offering.

After teasing the device over the weekend, LG has come clean about its newest gizmo. The awkwardly named LG G Watch R is modeled after a normal diving watch, and if the press pictures are accurate, you'll have a hard time telling it's a smartwatch at all.

The device has mostly the same specs as the two-month old LG G Watch: a 1.2GHz Qualcomm Snapdragon 400, 512MB of RAM, and 4GB of storage. It's also water resistant and runs Android Wear. What's new is the stainless steel body, leather strap, a slightly bigger 410mAh battery (up from 400mAh), heart rate monitor, and, most importantly, a round 1.3-inch P-OLED display.

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28 Aug 16:44

Samsung’s 6th smartwatch has a 3G modem and a massive curved display

by Ron Amadeo
william

Getting closer. That's a sexy piece.

Making a good product is hard, and if you don't have a solid vision, there's nothing like iteration to help get you there. Samsung has taken this strategy to heart in the smartwatch category, where, in less than a year, it has released the Galaxy GearGear 2, Gear 2 Neo, Gear Fit, and Gear Live. Late last night, the company took the wraps off of smartwatch #6: The Samsung Gear S.

So what's new this time around? Well, as was rumored, the Gear S has a 3G modem and Wi-Fi—it's a standalone smartwatch. Until now, just about any mainstream smartwatch has been tethered to a smartphone to get internet access. The other big addition to the Gear S is a curved AMOLED display. The 2-inch 360×480 display is one of the biggest ever on a smartwatch; just look at the last two pictures in the gallery below for an idea of the size. It's almost a bracelet instead of a watch.

Other specs include a 1GHz dual-core processor, 512MB of RAM, 4GB of storage, heart rate monitor, Bluetooth 4.1, 802.11a/b/n, GPS, and IP67 water resistance.

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28 Aug 14:00

Fox Is Making A Sitcom About Rivers Cuomo’s Life

by Stereogum
william

WTF?

If you’re a Weezer fan, you probably know a little bit about Rivers Cuomo’s college experience: he started at Harvard University in 1995, only a year after the release of The Blue Album, and attended intermittently until he graduated in 2006. Now, his experiences will be turned into a TV show. Cuomo teamed up with Psych creator Steve Franks for a new sitcom called DeTour. DeTour will follow a thirtysomething rock star who walks away from fame to discover experiences that he missed out on while famous. It would star a fictional character that’s heavily inspired by Cuomo’s own life. According to Deadline, Fox has given the series a put-pilot order; this means that while there’s a chance it won’t come to air, the network is pretty confident in its success and will face a financial penalty if they don’t give it a series order.








28 Aug 11:49

A ‘Cops’ Crew Member Was Shot And Killed While Filming An Armed Robbery

by Ashley Burns
william

I always wondered if stuff like this happened to the camera guys.

COPS

COPS


A 38-year old crew member for the Spike series Cops was reportedly shot and killed while filming an attempted armed robbery at a Wendy’s in Omaha, Nebraska last night. According to the Los Angeles Times, Bryce Dion was struck by a bullet during a shootout between three Omaha police officers and the 32-year old suspect who was allegedly holding up the fast food restaurant in question at the time. While Dion was wearing a bulletproof vest, he was struck in an exposed area. The suspect, 32-year old Cortez Washington, was also killed, as both were pronounced dead at the hospital.

Omaha Police Chief Todd Schmaderer addressed the media in a press conference, and explained that Dion and Cops cameraman Michael Lee had accompanied two officers to the scene, where they met a third officer and entered the Wendy’s. Witnesses said that Washington fired upon the officers first – with an airsoft pistol, according to the L.A. Times – and he was then shot multiple times as he tried to flee the store, through the same exit that Dion was reportedly standing near.

John and Morgan Langley of Langley Productions, the company that makes Cops, were both at the press conference and spoke about their employee of seven years.

“We want to make sure Bryce is respected, and we want people to know he was a great guy and a hard worker,” Morgan Langley said.

John Langley said “Cops” is a true reality show, meaning “it happens as it happens.”

“That is our highlight and our low light,” he said. “We train our guys and do provide them bulletproof vests,” he said. (Via the L.A. Times)

Schmaderer said that the security footage from the Wendy’s has been taken as evidence, as the investigation into this shooting is ongoing.


Filed under: TV Tagged: ACCIDENTAL SHOOTINGS, Cops, NEBRASKA, Omaha, SHOOTINGS, Spike
27 Aug 20:40

AC/DC Albums From Worst To Best

by Stereogum
william

Lists etc. This inspired me to listen to a couple albums I don't have yet. More for the collection, I guess.

In the single greatest book ever written about rock music, 1991′s Rock And The Pop Narcotic, Joe Carducci described AC/DC thusly: “They kind of took the lumpen stomp of Slade and sort of added the blues croak of early Savoy Brown (Chris Youlden) and came up with a raw, narrowly focused, grittily compacted hard rock sound somewhere in the vicinity of the intersection of blues and metal at boogie … They became so popular by 1980, that today, if you cut open young execs, young housewives, rappers, house mixers, salsa fans, hip hopsters you’ll likely as not find that about fourteen rings back there’s a layer of molten rock sediment spewed by this Australian eruption.”

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27 Aug 16:42

Neil Young's PonoMusic Seeks Investors Via Crowdfunder

by Evan Minsker
william

IT'S JUST A FLAC PLAYER
The only advantage it has is that it's FLAC from original masters. In which case, you can't just make WAVs and let me play it on my iPod?

Neil Young's PonoMusic Seeks Investors Via Crowdfunder

Neil Young's high-quality music service PonoMusic raised over $6 million via Kickstarter earlier this year. The company is now seeking investors through a similar method. You can purchase shares in the company for a minimum of $5,000 via CrowdfunderRolling Stone reports.

At press time, the Crowdfunder campaign has already exceeded its $2.5 million goal with over $2.7 million. The money will go into a "special purpose fund", which will bring all the smaller investors into a single entity that contributes as one investor. The "raise round" closes on September 1.

Pono is due to launch in October. The player costs $399, offers 128 gigabytes of memory and can store between 1,000 and 2,000 high-resolution tracks. Here's the Kickstarter video about the service:

27 Aug 14:35

Deep Sea Animals With Googly Eyes Are The Cutest Nightmare Fuel You’ll See Today

by ludditeandroid

Megalodicopia hians [via]

Boing Boing tipped us to the silly nightmare fuel that is Deep Sea Fauna With Googly Eyes. This single-serving Tumblr uses stick-on googly eyes to dramatically improve deep sea photographs generously provided by the World Register of Deep-Sea Species (WoRDSS), The Smithsonian, The University Of Chicago, and The Handbook Of Deep-Sea Hydrothermal Vent Fauna.

Now these terrifying hellbeasts of the briny deep look slightly less likely to be plotting our deaths right now. But only slightly. If you ask me, they still look awfully . . . ( •_•)>⌐■-■ . . . (⌐■_■) . . . fishy. YEEEEEAAAAHHH!

Graneledone [via]


Bathynomus kensleyi [via]


Unidentified ctenophore [via]


Alvinella pompejana (not Pepe the King Prawn from The Muppets, incidentally) [via]


Osedax mucofloris [via]


Blob sculpin, AKA Blobfish [via]


Amblyraja jenseni [via]


Amphitretus pelagicus [via]


Unidentified anglerfish [via]


Rochinia crassa, AKA spider crab AKA KILL IT WITH FIRE, DROWN IT IN BUTTER SAUCE [via]


Bathykorus bouilloni [via]


Echinus tylodes [via]


Sladenia shaefersi AKA Frogfish [via]


Nereis sandersi [via]



Filed under: GammaSquad Tagged: DON'T F WITH THE OCEAN, GOOGLY EYES, MEMES, NIGHTMARE FUEL, science, SURE WHY NOT, TUMBLR
27 Aug 13:22

Because Fake Mexican Food Isn’t Enough, Two Taco Bells in New York Have Been Giving Customers Fake Money

by michelleuproxx
william

Holy shit. That's all horrible.

Taco Bell - Fake Money

Getty Image


To the surprise of absolutely no one, it turns out lots of weird sh*t goes down at Taco Bell. Last month, a very drunk Charlie Sheen was caught chilling at one, and just recently a bride was seen trying to order at the drive-thru in nothing but her wedding dress. Now, a new lawsuit alleges that two locations in New York City have been forcing its employees to give customers fake money as change.

Annette Cirino is filing a class-action lawsuit in Manhattan federal court on behalf of her 17-year-old daughter, alleging the teen reported the allegations to cops after being “manipulated” into distributing funny money while working behind the counter at both restaurants.

“The girl has been quite distraught since this happened,” said the family’s lawyer, Richard Garbarini, adding the suit will demand at least $5 million in real money damages.

To pull off the scheme, both locations scrapped a longtime “no large bills” policy and accepted $50 and $100 bills from customers, so cashiers could distribute the phony $20 bills, the suit says.

Cirino, of Manhattan, claims her daughter was falsely told by bosses that she had accidentally accepted two fake $20 bills from customers — and was ordered to pay it back “out of pocket” or give the bogus cash to unsuspecting customers as change.

Cirino’s daughter, identified only as “J.A”, finally reached out to the police after secretly recording an intimidating meeting she had with her supervisors.

After two weeks of passing off additional fake bills at management’s request, the teen refused to further participate in the alleged fraud, the suit says.

She was subsequently called into an Aug. 7 meeting, where she was surrounded by four bullying supervisors who claimed undercover detectives from the NYPD were there to arrest her.

But her bosses weren’t aware that she was secretly taping the meeting and had already recorded a conversation in which she was ordered to distribute fake bills.

“Fearing for her freedom and safety,” she walked straight to a police station afterward, armed with the audiotapes and a fake bill she kept as evidence, the suit says.

Via NY Post


Filed under: Upcoming, Web Culture Tagged: COUNTERFEITING, fake money, FAST FOOD, TACO BELL, TACOS
27 Aug 13:21

Better Late Than Never, Check Out The Entire ‘Game Of Thrones’ Panel From Comic-Con

by Ashley Burns
william

Bookmarked for later viewing.

GOT Comic Con

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The worst thing about San Diego Comic-Con for people who don’t attend is that we miss out on all of the awesome exclusive previews for our favorite TV shows and upcoming movies, as well as the great insight that the stars deliver during their panels. Most of the time, we at least get to read quotes and news from those panels, but having someone describe what the Avengers: Age of Ultron teaser looked like obviously isn’t anywhere as good as actually witnessing it. Fortunately for fans of HBO’s Game of Thrones, though, we don’t have to use our imaginations anymore to think of the wonderful things that the show’s actors said during their panel at this year’s Comic-Con.

The complete 55-minute panel discussion has been uploaded to the Game of Thrones YouTube channel so we can finally watch moderator Craig Ferguson make dick jokes while poor John Bradley tries to explain just how cold it was when they were filming in Iceland. But much more importantly, George R.R. Martin answered questions from fans, and that’s always great for unintentional comedy.


Filed under: TV Tagged: COMIC-CON 2014, craig ferguson, game of thrones, GEORGE R.R. MARTIN, HBO, john bradley, KIT HARRINGTON, MAISIE WILLIAMS, San Diego Comic-Con
27 Aug 00:44

Ridley Scott On The ‘Blade Runner’ Sequel Script: ‘It’s Written And It’s Damn Good’

by Ashley Burns
william

This article.... has a whole lot of... bad news in it.

Ridley Scott

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Last we checked in with Ridley Scott and the Alcon Entertainment-produced sequel to his 1982 Sci-Fi classic Blade Runner, the director was still holding onto the hope that he could convince 72-year old Harrison Ford to return as Rick Deckard. Well, either Scott grew tired of waiting for Ford to make up his grumpy, old mind or the director simply made it up for him, because according to Scott, not only is Blade Runner 2 written and sitting in a holding pattern, but Ford is already good to go, despite the fact that even Star Wars: Episode VII- has proven to be a little more physically demanding than the actor probably would have hoped.

“It’s written and it’s damn good,” Scott says of the Blade Runner sequel. “Of course it involves Harrison, who is a survivor after all these years—despite the accident,” he says with a laugh (referring, no doubt, to Ford’s Star Wars injury). “So yes, that will happen.” (Ford’s camp has not yet responded on Ford’s commitment to the project.)

When pressed as to when that might happen, Scott says, “Probably after [The Martian.]” This just leaves the matter of yet another highly anticipated sequel for Prometheus. “That’s the problem,” Scott says. “I’ve got a lot of ducks in a row. But they’re all written.” (Via Entertainment Weekly)

With all due respect to Scott and Ford, they’re not exactly getting any younger. The director turns 77 on November 30, and shooting hasn’t even begun on The Martian yet. That’s not to say that a man his age can’t still deliver the goods into his early 80s, which is realistically when he’d be getting around to the Prometheus sequel, but it might be time for him to stop lining up those ducks and maybe find a nice park bench from which to feed them.


Filed under: Film Drunk, GammaSquad, Media Tagged: ALCON ENTERTAINMENT, Blade Runner, BLADE RUNNER 2, casting rumors, HARRISON FORD, PROMETHEUS, Prometheus 2, Ridley Scott, the martian
26 Aug 23:00

First Look at The Pyramid

william

Wow, looks like a decent thriller/horror flick. Neat.

Twentieth Century Fox has released the first official U.S. trailer for Grégory Levasseur's new film The Pyramid (2014), starring Ashley Hinshaw, James Buckley, Denis O'Hare, and Christa Nicola. The film is set to open in theaters across the United States on December 5th....

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26 Aug 21:01

New NSFW Trailer For ‘As Above So Below’ Really Sells The Claustrophobia (NOPE)

by Vince Mancini
william

Oooooooohhh

 

As Above, So Below is a new horror film opening this Friday about a group of handsome and hot youngins who go looking for The Sorcerer’s Stone in the catacombs below Paris. Because that sounded much better than drinking and screwing each other somehow. Not realizing The Sorcerer’s Stone was actually in Nic Cage’s pocket the whole time, they get attacked by demons or some sh*t. I mean, I’m assuming, it is a horror movie. Is there a creepy little kid laughing in the trailer? Of course there is.

“Everything that’s referenced in this movie is real. You can go home and Google everything that’s mentioned. It’s really, in a way, a brief, fun lesson in alchemy and history and science and archaeology,” actor Ben Feldman told Yahoo. “Yeah, it’s scary as sh*t, but at the same time it’s an adventure movie, and that’s what drew me to it.” [ThePlaylist]

Oh sweet, that’s what I look for in my claustrophobic catacomb demon movies, something to Google.

Anyway, this looks great if you like your butthole puckering from claustrophobia. I think I’ll save my cold sweats for hangovers, thank you very much. Though “As Above, So Below” is a great title to add “…in BED” to.


Filed under: Film Drunk, Media Tagged: BEN FELDMAN, found footage, JOHN ERICK DOWDLE, red band trailers, TRAILERS
26 Aug 20:23

Guess What Netflix Thinks Of The Comcast-Time Warner Merger?

by danuproxx
theylive6

Universal


If Netflix has a nemesis, it’s the cable companies. Cable companies hate that Netflix simultaneously forces them to, ugh, invest in infrastructure to offer the promised services to their customers while simultaneously wiping out their miserably outdated model of television distribution. So needless to say, Netflix is not really a big fan of Comcast and Time Warner getting together, and is taking its complaints straight to the government.

As reported by Wired, Netflix is asking the government to shoot down this merger, in fact filing a Petition to Deny with the FCC, which you can read here. The thrust of the document, though, is pretty simple: Big cable companies want to control how consumers use the Internet, and they want to prevent companies like Netflix from existing as much as humanly possible.

Netflix isn’t the only one asking for the merger to be torpedoed, either: DISH Network has also filed a petition to deny, in addition to the usual constellation of consumer advocacy groups and the handful of people Comcast and Time Warner have alienated despite their useful products and stellar customer service.

Will it matter to the merger? Probably not, but then again, as we noted, it’s not terribly likely it’ll be approved in the first place. Comcast doesn’t have a lot of fans at either the FCC or the Department of Justice, both of which have to give it the nod before it can go through. But it does add fuel to the fire… and puts Comcast’s feet to it.


Filed under: Technology, Upcoming Tagged: Cable, COMCAST, mergers, NETFLIX, SHOTS FIRED, streaming video
26 Aug 14:26

The Bug: Angels & Devils

by Andrew Gaerig
william

After listening to the whole thing, while the first half of A&D is decent/inoffensive (?), the second half might be contender for album of the year, if not for the first half.

Kevin Martin has been re-interpreting street musics—mostly dancehall, but also grime and dubstep—for nearly 17 years as the Bug, one of many aliases he’s worked under in a long career in underground music. He’s proved himself the rare artist capable of placing these sounds into more outre contexts without sacrificing any of their ferociousness. His last album, 2008's London Zoo, was full of menacing, fevered ragga that helped make explicit the connections between dancehall, grime, and the still-burgeoning dubstep scene. It was an album that proved especially enlightening to non-UK audiences, putting a point on several elusive trends. He returns here with Angels & Devils, an album that retains the precise brutality of London Zoo but feels labored in comparison.

Martin works slowly in genres that move quickly, and Angels & Devils arrives as grime has once again taken root as both a commercial and underground force: London Zoo all-star Flowdan can now be heard regularly on stations like Rinse FM toasting over mixes by DJs like Elijah & Skilliam, while newcomers like My Nu Leng offer potent blasts. Dubstep is...well, no one really knows what dubstep is in 2014. Dancehall persists, perhaps juiced a little by a generation of adoring rappers. Martin is unconcerned. Angels & Devils, an uneven collection, continues to skew dancehall toward the vanguard of British electronic music, extending an artistic handshake that’s been in effect for more than 20 years (and longer, should you want to move past electronic music).

On Angels & Devils, Martin bifurcates his interests, offering six songs of muddy dirges and six tracks of raucous, MC-aided bangers that will be familiar to fans of London Zoo. Presenting oneself as two competing forces is an artistic gambit that runs roughly from Ancient Greek theatre through Nelly's Sweat/Suit, and Angels & Devils slides comfortably between those poles. The problem is that Martin divides the album exactly, offering first six slow cuts—"angels", presumably—and then the ruffneck "devil" cuts. As a conceit, it fails, stultifying the album's flow and condescending to listeners regarding Martin's range: of course he's capable of slower, foggier productions, but did anyone think London Zoo needed more ambient passages?

Of course, slo-mo, waterlogged ephemera—be it dusty takes on R&B or traipsing down dub’s ever-expanding wormhole—is a pervasive trend in current British electronic music, leading to a lot of limp-wristed trip-hop variations. Grouper’s Liz Harris opens the album with “Void”, her airy, tip-toeing vowels as far as you can get stylistically from Flowdan without phoning Josh Groban. Martin’s lurching bass and gunmetal snares threaten, and Harris proceeds unaffected, as neither artist knows what to do with the other. Gonjasufi, meanwhile, sounds all too comfortable on “Save Me”, offering up the kind of moaning, industrial balladry you might find on a Liars album. It's not all bad: avant-chanteuse Copeland's lemon-sucking croon is fine foil for Martin’s bass rattle, and Miss Red proves that even on softer material, a Jamaican patois bests offsets Martin’s bouts of heavy, as she turns “Mi Lost” into a sonorous sendup.

The album’s second half is more familiar, and better. We’re treated again to three Flowdan cuts, and once again the combination of Martin’s fury and Flowdan’s resonant basso proves potent. Flowdan sounds good saying almost literally anything, and he delivers the occasional quotidian detail—“Why don’t my wife even like me?”—in the same confident bluster as his threats, which is both sneaky and funny. Manga, a bit more histrionic, turns the wild, splintering square waves of “Function” into the record’s best banging-on-the-dash party. In this context, Death Grips, who growl menacingly on “Fuck a Bitch”, sound stiff (and they always sound atonal).

Still, these tracks surge, bleeding adrenaline: Martin sows chaos and his collaborators keep things just under control. When the tempo and aggression are dialed back, the dynamic turns; Martin’s still a talented sound designer, but the whipping, centrifugal force that binds his tracks together is missing. That force is largely absent for the first six songs of Angels & Devils, and the album is trying as a result. The ruff cuts that close the album are your reward, and they are as rattled and rattling as ever, proving Martin still has a deft touch with the underground, provided the underground gives him something to work with.

25 Aug 20:50

Snowpiercer Blu-ray

william

Hmmmmmm.

The Weinstein Company and Anchor Bay Home Entertainment will bring to Blu-ray celebrated Korean director Bong Joon-ho's latest project Snowpiercer (2013), starring Chris Evans, Octavia Spencer, Tilda Swinton, Song Kang-ho, Jamie Bell, and John Hurt. The release will be available for purchase on October 21....

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25 Aug 18:55

Aphex Twin Speaks on His New Album, Being Sampled by Kanye, More

by Philip Sherburne

Aphex Twin Speaks on His New Album, Being Sampled by Kanye, More

Late last week, Pitchfork’s Philip Sherburne sat down with Richard D. James in London for a rare interview about his first proper Aphex Twin album in 13 years, SYRO, along with his influence on electronic music and what he’s got in store for the future. The full Q&A will run in the weeks ahead, but here are some choice bits in the meantime:

  • The title SYRO is pronounced “sigh-ro” and it is a made-up word one of James’ children came up with. 
  • Of the several albums he’s been working on, SYRO is the “most accessible one.”
  • He’s not behind any of the SYRO fakes on YouTube but he has seen them: “I saw the first one that got up, it's got like 26,000 views already, so obviously there's a lot of incentive for people to do fakes. It's like, ‘Shit, I should have put the real one up there.’ I can't put it up yet, though, can I? How much do you get paid for a YouTube thing?”
  • SYRO features unintelligible vocals from James, his kids, his wife, and his parents.
  • On Kanye sampling Drukqs’ “Avril 14th” on My Beautiful Dark Twisted Fantasy’s “Blame Game”: “Is it a sample? I actually don't know what it ended up being in the end, I'm so slack. I know that he tried to fucking rip me off and claim that he'd written it, and they tried to get away with not paying. I was really helpful, and when they first sent it to me, I was like, ‘Oh, I can re-do that for you, if you like,’ because they'd sampled it really badly and time-stretched it and there was loads of artifacts. I was like, ‘I'll just replay it for you at that speed if you want.’ And they totally didn't even say ‘hello’ or ‘thanks,’ they just replied with, ‘It's not yours, it's ours, and we're not even asking you any more.’” [laughs]
  • He’s currently making new music with electro-mechanical instruments including MIDI pipe organs, a Disklavier controlled piano, and computer-controlled percussion.
  • On the Kickstarter campaign to distribute audio files of his unearthed Caustic Window album, which exceeded its goal by more than $50,000: “The whole thing is just really touching. When they reached that goal on Kickstarter and it kept going up—people just wanting to give it money, even though they didn't need to do it—it's like, ‘Oh wow. Humanity is nice after all.’ Fans were just so happy to get it, fucking hell. I've got thousands more like that at home. I should release all that stuff as well.”
  • The limited-edition version of SYRO will include an extra track printed in ink on heavyweight cardstock: “I tried it a few times, and it sounds like noise, but you can hear music in there, somehow. 
  • He still DJs anonymously: “The good gigs are always the smaller gigs. The few I've done recently, just for fun, totally anonymously, were so much better than a normal gig. The soundsystem's usually shit, but it's really nice when nobody knows who you are.” 

  • He confirms that he was the artist behind the much-rumored-about Melodies From Mars album, which was made circa 1995 and has been circulating online for years: “There's a really bad copy of it on the net. I think I gave the tape to Warp, so one of those fuckers leaked it years ago. I actually went back and re-edited it, because I almost released it again, but then I got distracted again. Each time I go back to it, I realize there were loads more tracks. So it started off like a double album, but I think it's about four albums' worth. So it's really hard to pull together. I just need Warp or someone to come around and say, ‘Come on, let's fucking get these things out.’ But they don't, so it's just up to me. And nobody else hassles me.”

  • James’ five-year-old son recently taught himself how to use a music software program that he downloaded off Pirate Bay and even uploaded some tracks to Bandcamp.
24 Aug 03:24

Here’s Everything You Really Need To Know About The ‘X-Men’ Movies In Three Animated Minutes

by Nathan Birch
william

"Wolverine is immortal and everyone else sucks."

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Did you walk out of X-Men: Days of Future Past feeling slightly bewildered? Or are you trying to avoid the X-Men movies altogether, but want to sound vaguely knowledgeable about this chunk of pop culture at parties? Well, Mashable has put together a nice, three-minute animated video that succinctly sums up the seven X-Men movies we’ve seen so far. The video doesn’t get into plot specifics so much, because none of that sh*t makes any sense anymore, but it gives you the facts you really need to know — like, did you know Wolverine is kind of a badass? It’s true!

Check it out below…

Bonus facts — you see Jennifer Lawrence’s butt a lot in the latest X-Men movie, and one of them cast Kevin Bacon as a Nazi supervillain with a swingin’ ’60s love boat. So yeah, sometimes the X-Men movies are pretty amazing is what I’m saying.

Via Laughing Squid


Filed under: GammaSquad Tagged: Comics, Marvel Comics, Movies, WOLVERINE, X-MEN, X-Men: Days of Future Past
23 Aug 01:21

Dave Grohl And The Foo Fighters Gave Us The Best Ice Bucket Challenge, And It’s Not Even Close

by Josh Kurp
william

Foo Fighters: doing it right!

Just when you thought the Ice Bucket Challenge craze had reached its peak (looking at you, Anna Kendrick and Kate Upton), here come Dave Grohl and the Foo Fighters, spoofing Carrie. It’s funny, incredibly well done, and doesn’t suffer from vertical video syndrome. In other words, it’s the Dave Grohl of Ice Bucket Challenges. It’s all downhill from here, so expect Psy to get in on the “fun” any second now.


Filed under: Music, Web Culture Tagged: ALS Ice Bucket Challenge, carrie, dave grohl, foo fighters, Ice Bucket Challenge
22 Aug 23:22

Patent troll speaks to podcasters: You’re so poor, we won’t sue you

by Joe Mullin
william

Far be it for me to rally for team Carolla, but in this particular instance, I was all for him. He didn't really win, but at least he fought 'em to a standstill. Patent trolls: fuck them.

Adam Carolla at Hollywood's Roxy Theater in 2013.

Yesterday, news broke that the highest-profile opponent of podcasting, "patent troll" Personal Audio LLC, and podcaster Adam Carolla had reached a settlement. The settlement referred to a court-approved press release, which was finally published (PDF) today on Personal Audio's website.

The press release really includes nothing new. Through discovery, Personal Audio simply found out podcasters—even famous ones like Carolla—just don't make that much money, so it isn't interested in suing them.

It includes the odd tidbit of naming six big podcasters it won't sue, including Joe Rogan and Marc Maron. The six named podcasters have all been supportive of Carolla and presumably are in there because Carolla's people insisted they be "immunized" in writing.

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22 Aug 23:13

This Guy Is Lucky To Be Alive After This Insane Motorcycle Crash

by jess2128
william

HOLY CRAP THAT WAS CLOSE


Either this is an audition for the next The Fast and the Furious movie or this guy is just incredibly lucky, either way, we’re still not sure how he survived this mind-blowing motorcycle crash. A YouTube user uploaded this video today of a motorcyclist narrowly avoiding death after crashing head on into another car. A dashboard camera from a vehicle not involved in the collision captured the close call and the epic stunt that ended up saving the biker’s life.

After the car in front of him changes lanes unexpectedly, the motorcyclist slams into the vehicle’s bumper, causing the bike to roll. Thankfully, its rider is some kind of acrobatic prodigy because as soon as he hits, the biker does a front flip onto the roof of the car he just crashed into. And the lesson learned today is: Luck and quick reflexes are always two good things to have.


Filed under: Upcoming, Web Culture Tagged: CAR CRASH, video, Viral
22 Aug 23:05

Bryan Cranston And Aaron Paul Are Back In Business In This Awesome Emmy Promo

by Ashley Burns
william

It's a loooong haul through the setup but the payoff is WORTH IT

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In a video so wonderful that it should be considered for an Emmy of its own, Breaking Bad stars Bryan Cranston and Aaron Paul are back together as the gentlemen running Barely Legal Pawn in this brilliant new Emmy Awards preview. Julia Louis-Dreyfus stops by the shop to pawn one of her Emmy statues, because we should believe that one of the wealthiest women in show business needs extra cash so badly that she’d ditch her Seinfeld gold, but a video this good doesn’t need to make sense. The only problem with this is that after watching it three times, I’m now depressed that Barely Legal Pawn isn’t a real series.

How many people would tune in each week to watch Cranston and Paul as a pair of white trash perverts harassing their customers, who are all celebrities playing themselves, while they cover for their adorably illegal backroom activities? I would. Danger and Josh probably would, too. That’s three right there, so that’s a good start.

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Filed under: TV Tagged: 2014 Emmy Awards, 2014 EMMYS, AARON PAUL, BREAKING BAD, EMMYS 2014, julia louis-dreyfus, Seinfeld, veep
22 Aug 22:57

Preview Foo Fighters’ New Song “Something From Nothing” In The Sonic Highways Trailer

by Stereogum
william

Now that is one HELL of a trailer. DANG

The Foo Fighters recorded the eight songs on their new album Sonic Highways in the famous studios of eight different cities, with local luminaries sitting in on all of them. And they also made an HBO series out of it; that’s called Sonic Highways, too. From the looks of its latest trailer, the series won’t just document the recording of the album; it’ll be about the distinctive musical histories of every one of these cities. Cameos include Ian MacKaye, Steve Albini, Dolly Parton, LL Cool J, Willie Nelson, Pharrell, Ben Gibbard, President Barack Obama, and, uh, Macklemore. The trailer features a bit of the new Foos song “Something From Nothing.” Watch it below, and check out the Sonic Highways tracklist.

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22 Aug 19:45

Patrick Stewart’s Ice Bucket Challenge Video Is Super Classy, Unlike Benedict Cumberbatch’s

by Josh Kurp
william

I dunno, these are actually both pretty classy.

The Ice Bucket Challenge video craze ought to be winding up any day now. But here are two more famous people who just joined in on the soaking wet fun: Patrick Stewart and Benedict Cumberbatch. They’re both part of the Stark Trek universe, but their videos couldn’t be any less alike. Batches of Cumbers gets surprise attacked, while Stewart, he’s one classy motherf*cker, so his version of the Challenge involves a stiff drink. Amen.


Filed under: Web Culture Tagged: ALS Ice Bucket Challenge, BENEDICT CUMBERBATCH, Ice Bucket Challenge, PATRICK STEWART
22 Aug 18:10

Kari Byron And The Rest Of The M7 Build Team Are Leaving ‘Mythbusters’

by dguproxx
william

Hmm.

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At the end of last night’s episode, Mythbusters announced that the entire M7 Build Team — Kari Byron, Tory Belleci, and Grant Imahara — will be leaving the show. It’s not exactly clear why the decision was made, but as Nerdist notes, co-creator Adam Savage has said that the show would be doing some sort of reboot in 2015, and apparently that means going back to just him and Jamie.

“I guess you guys are finding out the news right about now. After a decade of the MythBusters, we are no longer with the show,” Kari said in a series of tweets. “Thank you to all the fans who have supported us. The show is taking a new direction. It was an amazing run. I learned so much about myself and the world. I love you all @MythBusters. I am sad for an ending but there will be exciting new adventures for us.” [E!]

It seems like kind of a strange decision, especially considering how much the show has relied on Byron getting dressed up and blowing things up with Belleci and Imahara over the past decade (and I say that with no disrespect — take a gander at the show’s photo gallery and most popular videos), so I’ve got to believe there’s something going on here besides “Yup, just rebooting.” Maybe budget issues? Or maybe Belleci made fun of Jamie’s mustache and everybody giggled and Jamie was all “THAT’S IT. EVERYONE’S FIRED”? Who knows, really?

Below, please find the tribute to the team that aired at the end of last night’s episode. The end of an era, indeed.


Filed under: TV Tagged: discovery, KARI BYRON, mythbusters
22 Aug 16:56

Captain America: The Winter Soldier (Blu-ray Review)

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I liked Winter Soldier - a LOT - but I think it was too long. They could cut maybe 25 minutes out and make it a STELLAR movie. I mean, this is still a flick I'd love to have in my collection. Just saying.

"This isn't freedom. This is fear..."

If you would have told me at any point in the last five years that two of the best comicbook films of all time, two of Marvel's finest offerings, two of the highest grossing movies of 2014 and two of the most entertaining and satisfying surprises of the year would be Captain America: The Winter Soldier and Guardians of the Galaxy, I would have either laughed in your face or dismissed your optimism with a skeptical "we'll see." And yet here we are. Guardians, a hilariou...

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Disney and Marvel Studios deliver the goods yet again with another MCU stunner. The Blu-ray release of Captain America: The Winter Soldier features a flawless 1080p/AVC-encoded video presentation every bit as striking as it should be. Cinematographer Trent Opaloch's palette is muted by design, yet colors are strong, saturation is excellent, skintones are lifelike, primaries pack a pretty punch, and black levels are deep and satisfying. Detail impresses again and again too, without

Audio
No one will be left wanting in the wake of The Winter Soldier's DTS-HD Master Audio 7.1 surround track. The film's explosive action is made that much more explosive thanks to tremendous low-end power and LFE channel support. Airships are bolstered by convincing weight and thrust, cybernetic hits resonate, body blows register, gunshots leave their mark, car crashes shake the ground... on and on, each thoom and boom as devastating as the last. Not to be outdone, the rear

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  • Audio Commentary: Directors Anthony & Joe Russo and screenwriters Christopher Markus & Stephen McFeely helm this excellent, extensive audio commentary, beginning with a discussion of '70s conspiracy thrillers and their influence on the Cap sequel. From there they systematically cover every bit of ground fans could hope for, from casting to performances, story development, themes and characters, balancing action, humor and drama, shooting styles, visual and pract

    Final Words
    Captain America: The Winter Soldier only accelerates Marvel's upward momentum, while somehow promising even better things are to come. As much a wiry, dramatic conspiracy thriller as it is an action-packed comicbook blockbuster, the Cap sequel places Steve Rogers squarely atop the Avengers' roster and delivers one of Marvel Studios' best, not to mention one of the finest comicbook movies of all time. More than that, The Winter Soldier stands as one of 2014's m...

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22 Aug 16:53

The other strange tale of Facebook’s disputed origins

by David Kravets
william

Pulling ahead of everyone just makes you an easier target, I guess.

Mark Zuckerberg in front of his original "The Facebook" profile.

Prosecutors say it took decades for Bernard Madoff to pull off one of the largest financial scams in US history to the tune of $65 billion, an elaborate Ponzi scheme perpetrated against the upper crust of society.

But perhaps there's an even bigger scam afoot, and it involves the ownership of Facebook. The social networking site is valued at $190 billion and used by billions of people daily across the globe.

Unlike Madoff's intricate accounting scheme that netted him a life sentence in 2009, the criminal proceedings surrounding the ownership of Facebook, at its core, rely on a two-page document—a contract that is either forged or worth billions of dollars. Either Facebook Chief Mark Zuckerberg, as an 18-year-old Harvard University student, promised half of his company to a rural New York man named Paul Ceglia, or he didn't.

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22 Aug 12:50

That Time Tom Hardy Photobombed A Bridal Party As Bane

by jess2128
william

Having my wedding ruined by Bade riding the Tumbler into the ceremony = not ruined actually thanks.

On Location For "The Dark Knight Rises"

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Let’s not stand on ceremony here, this is the best photobomb of all time.

Back in 2011, when The Dark Knight Rises was still filming, Tom Hardy and the crew crashed this perfectly nice couple’s nuptials and the results were hilarious. Hardy, dressed full Bane attire, is seen standing on top of the Batmobile Tumbler vehicle while the wedding party including a few bridesmaids donning pale pink dresses are just feet away. The photo was posted on Reddit and according to one user who claims to have been there on that special day, the happy couple were pleasantly surprised by their villainous wedding crasher.

I was actually there watching the filming when this happened. There was no way the bride and groom could have known they were going to be filming a movie when they booked the chapel, so it basically caused a lot of inconvenience for them and their guests as there were explosions and gunfire on the street during their wedding.

The producers were cool about it though; and parked one of the batmobiles in front of the chapel so the bride and groom could take a bunch of pictures in it.

On Location For "The Dark Knight Rises"

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The newlyweds did in fact get to take some selfies with Bruce Wayne’s expensive toy so no harm done, but count on the internet to caption the photo with Bane’s best one-liners. (Try not to read them with that infamous accent.)

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Filed under: GammaSquad, Media, Upcoming, Web Culture Tagged: BANE, Batman, celebrity photobombs, PHOTOBOMB, the dark knight rises, TOM HARDY