Manuela Fonseca

bunnyfood:

(via pleatedjeans:via)

aquahopeful:

nobodys-problem:

lady-sigyn-loki:

elasticitymudflap:

trickytavros:

seerofbuttcheeks:

theodorepython:

zartlila:

#FYI these are cats that had just been sedated at the vet

HOW DO LEGS WORK!?!

im gonna piss my fucking pants omg

[ I CAN’T BREATH]

MOTHER FUCKER CALL LIFE ALERT

Always Reblog

guys but seriously

their legs forgot they were legs

crazydrummer05

misterjakes:

Obviously, they are not making cat doors as big as they used to.

toolesbianforyou:

Wiggles

LOL

catsbeaversandducks:

9 Cats Losing The Battle Against Human Furniture

Via Bored Panda

rraaaarrl:

a tolerant kitty [x]

kittehkats:

Puss don take no shit from nobody.

cheriiiiiiiiiiiiiii:

derpycats:

Willow hasn’t quite mastered the concept of a cat door yet.

she looks so lost

‘Cozinha Tosca de Marina’ é basicamente o que o título diz: pratos tosquinhos que eu consigo fazer sem esforço aqui em casa.

Aqui tem mais receitas fáceis para quem se interessar!

AVISO: A receita de hoje não é light e arruinará por completo o seu regime.

Vi mais de uma receita na internet de como fazer pão de queijo na sanduicheira ou na máquina de waffle e acabei adaptando para o meu gosto (leia: adicionando ainda mais queijo).

O visual não fica tão bonitinho como o de pão de queijo normal, mas o gosto é o mesmo e desse jeito é muito mais simples e rápido de fazer.

É uma #GORDICE para a moça que tem pressa.

Vamos à receita…

Ingredientes

• 1 xícara de leite
• 1 xícara de óleo de cozinha
• 2 xícaras e 1/3 de polvilho doce
• 1 colher de chá de sal
• 3 ovos
• 200g de queijo parmesão ralado (prefira o fresco)

Total de calorias: não contei por motivo de… ME-DO.

Essa quantidade de ingredientes rende umas quatro ou cinco “fornadas” na minha sanduicheira.

Se quiser adicionar ainda mais parmesão ou queijos diferentes à receita (talvez uma pitada de provolone), vá em frente.

Nos comentários do post, me sugeriram de usar metade da quantidade de óleo e eu com certeza vou tentar na próxima vez que fizer a receita, porque cortar algumas calorias nunca é má idéia, né? Assim dá pra comer mais! hahaha

Preparo

• Bata o leite, os ovos e o óleo no liquidificador.
• Depois, adicione o polvilho, o sal e o queijo e bata novamente.
• Unte a sanduicheira ou máquina de waffle com um pouco de manteiga ou óleo de cozinha.
• Despeje a mistura até cobrir os limites da sanduicheira e feche a tampa.
• A massa vai dar uma inchada enquanto cozinha, não se assuste.
• Depois que dourar, é só retirar da sanduicheira e servir!

Mais simples e gostoso que isso, só se você for direto à Casa do Pão de Queijo para tomar o café da tarde.

E se quiser casar com a jaca, você pode adicionar recheios…

Que tal doce de leite ou requeijão?

thingsmycathastaughtme:

thekorovamilk:

colonelgathers:

cat doesn’t want to get out of nice warm bath [x]

The towel on the head is what kills me forever, too precious.

The little meow in the fourth one.

the-call-du-vide:

serenamidori:

CLACK blehleh CLACK blehleh CLACK blehleh CLACK blehleh

WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON HERE OMG

kittyquinnbostwick69:

marypoppinthatpussy:

That piñata seems alarmed to say the least

I am doNE WITH THIS WEBSITE

me: whats your opinion on tampons
little brother: they're little fuzzy sticks on strings
me: then you are ultimately more mature than most boys
little brother: why
me: for some reason tampons are gross and taboo just cuz they go in a vagina
little brother: well so does a penis and boys never stop talking about those
me:
little brother:
me: that is a fantastic point

Sabe em Mean Girls quando ninguém avisa pra personagem da Lindsay Lohan que Halloween é oportunidade pra ser biscate e ela aparece fantasiada toda horrorosa na festa? Então.  Ninguém avisou pra Mirela Santos que o Baile de Gala da Vogue é oportunidade pra biscatear e deu nisso: 

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After a solid few years of matte lipstick, let’s bring back the Lacquered Lip, shall we? It’s refreshing  after all this time and vibrantly gorgeous! Glosses have come a long way since their reign in 2000. I used to wear goopy lip gloss and worry that a fly would buzz by and get stuck in it! But formulas have improved, don’t feel heavy anymore and are shinier than ever! Here’s how to sport this look: 

TOOLS:

• Lip Liner — I used Bobbi Brown Pale Pink Lip Pencil because it’s a nude with a hint of pink to add a little life. But you can use any color! If you’re doing a red gloss, use a red pencil, etc.
• Lip Gloss — these are our favorites for high shine without heaviness: Hourglass Extreme Sheen High Shine Lip Gloss (I used Origami on our model above), Stila Stay All Day Vinyl Lip Gloss and Covergirl Lipslicks Smoochies Sizzle Gloss.

STEPS:

• This step is optional but I love a lined lip. Just make sure the pencil shade is really close to the gloss shade and not darker. Start at the cupid’s bow and outline the V in the middle. Then draw a line from each of the top two points of the cupid’s bow to the end of each side of the upper lip. You don’t have to draw the line in one long stroke. I do small incremental strokes as I work my way to the end. Line the bottom lip as well. You can also fill in the entire lip if you want the color to last longer.
• Fill in the lip with the gloss. You can do it directly from the tube (most convenient technique obviously!) or with a lip brush for more precision. Build in layers by rubbing your lips together in between applications. I did two layers on our model above. More than that isn’t necessary.

 

Wrinkles are a part of life and there are ones we can’t prevent but others that we can. Smile lines around our eyes and mouth are from being happy and enjoying life. You can’t do anything about those unless you go around with a blank stare on your face at all times. (Ok, yes botox and fillers help but that’s another post for another time). And personally, I think smile lines around the eyes are pretty and I wear mine like a badge of honor! But there are also 8 hours a day, 56 hours a week, 2,912 hours a year that we spend sleeping. Those hours really add up! So don’t spend them making sleep lines too! When we put pressure against a pillow, we are pressing the skin forward, creating a crease or a “line” anywhere there is pressure forward. Luckily, there are anti-wrinkle pillows (or at least sleeping techniques and positions) that can help prevent sleep lines. And they’re surprisingly really comfortable!! For real! Once you start sleeping without smashing your face against your pillow, you’ll never want to go back.

OUR FAVORITES: 

• The Original Anti-Wrinkle Pillowette by Save My Face
• Wrinkle Prevention Memory Foam Pillow by About Face
• The Anti-Aging Wrinkle Prevention Pillow by Sharper Image
• The Sleep Wrinkle Contour Pillow by Juverest (shown above)

IF YOU’RE A BACK SLEEPER:

• Consider yourself lucky! This is the best way to sleep and avoids creasing your skin. I’m not one so I’m super jealous of those who are!
• Sleeping on your back also prevents chest wrinkles that are caused by sleeping on your side. Another reason to convert!
• It does help your lower back when sleeping in this position if you buy a pillow for under your knees. I own the Hammacher Schlemmer Superior Support Knee Pillow but my friend loves her HoMedics Universal Support Pillow. You can also prop your knees up with regular pillows underneath, or a sturdy sofa arm pillow.

IF YOU’RE A SIDE SLEEPER:

• Buy an anti-wrinkle pillow and don’t worry about sleep lines because you won’t get them (except for chest wrinkles).
• If you’re not ready to invest in one, try to gently pull your skin towards your ear just before you lay your head on the pillow so it doesn’t crease forward, if that makes sense. But know that you can’t control if you toss and turn during the night and undo the position. You can also try to bend your arm, raise it by your face and place your face so it rests in between the V shape.

• To prevent cleavage wrinkles, try a Cleavage Pillow Bra like this one. Personally, I haven’t tried one and thinks it’s a little overboard, but if you have, please let us know!

IF YOU’RE A STOMACH SLEEPER:

• Honestly I don’t know what you should do! I’m assuming you have your head turned to the side, so maybe you can try cradling your face against your bent arm. If you know of any suggestions, please leave them in the comments below!