Luiz H.

theclotheshorse:

rae of lovefromberlin

j-wolf-harding:

"Dude, you seeing that fucking deer?"

adventuretime:

Via Billy 1125 @ Flickr

foxjump:

Conan O’Brien with a coyote pup.

stever:

This is my favourite photo so far from the London riots: "forget plasmas and watches, she wants crisps. From Poundland." (via)

kazard:

residentfeline:

how do cats even work

Cats:

• A cat can jump up to five times its own height in a single bound.
• The little tufts of hair in a cat’s ear that help keep out dirt direct sounds into the ear, and insulate the ears are called “ear furnishings.”
• The ability of a cat to find its way home is called “psi-traveling.” Experts think cats either use the angle of the sunlight to find their way or that cats have magnetized cells in their brains that act as compasses.
• One reason that kittens sleep so much is because a growth hormone is released only during sleep.
• A cat has 230 bones in its body. A human has 206. A cat has no collarbone, so it can fit through any opening the size of its head.
• A cat’s nose pad is ridged with a unique pattern, just like the fingerprint of a human.
• If they have ample water, cats can tolerate temperatures up to 133 °F.
• A cat’s heart beats nearly twice as fast as a human heart, at 110 to 140 beats a minute.
•  Cats don’t have sweat glands over their bodies like humans do. Instead, they sweat only through their paws.
• The claws on the cat’s back paws aren’t as sharp as the claws on the front paws because the claws in the back don’t retract and, consequently, become worn.
• Cats make about 100 different sounds. Dogs make only about 10.
• Researchers are unsure exactly how a cat purrs. Most veterinarians believe that a cat purrs by vibrating vocal folds deep in the throat. To do this, a muscle in the larynx opens and closes the air passage about 25 times per second.
• A cat almost never meows at another cat, mostly just humans. Cats typically will spit, purr, and hiss at other cats.
• A cat’s back is extremely flexible because it has up to 53 loosely fitting vertebrae. Humans only have 34.
• Some cats have survived falls of over 65 feet (20 meters), due largely to their “righting reflex.” The eyes and balance organs in the inner ear tell it where it is in space so the cat can land on its feet. Even cats without a tail have this ability.
• A cat can travel at a top speed of approximately 31 mph (49 km) over a short distance.
• A cat’s hearing is better than a dog’s. And a cat can hear high-frequency sounds up to two octaves higher than a human.
• A cat’s brain is biologically more similar to a human brain than it is to a dog’s. Both humans and cats have identical regions in their brains that are responsible for emotions.

And that’s how cats work.

Off to a photoshoot!

kewkitty:

Kitty does not know what to do with the butterfly that landed on its paw…LOLOL

"Ermmm…what do I do with this???"

vodkaplz:

lntruding:

 soviet russian grandma cats complaining about their grandchildren and swapping recipes

#BABUSHKATS

omelettethecorgi:

Your Monday Morning Brain Teaser: Unscramble the Corgi.

liturgies:

Aberystwyth was super bleak today and that makes me extremely happy. The scenery really stands out under a veil of fog. There’s something stark and beautiful about it. 

._____.
im done

For his time as James Bond, Daniel Craig has the privilege of taking any Aston Martin from the factory for the rest of his life

source

sweptoutofmymind:

today I burned my tongue on a piece of pizza and I think that it’s a very strong metaphor that sometimes the things you love most in life will hurt you.

jaysun:

still-j-a-y:

sexualanomaly:

ghdos:

Wait. What?

I guess cookin’ hotdogs in condoms to keep em from bursting?

Ok wtf.

O_o

Wrap your wiener

jaysun:

My kinda woman, taking it to the head

aboutxamiaarc:

I had such a good hair day yesterday.

肉球マシュマロ CafeCat

canissiriusmajor:

we went to the science museum in London yesterday and there’s a floor titled “who am I?” and they had a really cool section on sex and gender and BMO from adventure time was in one of the displays which I thought was p cool

the-bitch-goddess-success:

the worst part about periods is like 

the betrayal

like

i wash you, vagina

i buy you nice toys

i even give you a hair cut sometimes

and you gon do me like this, vagina?

you gon do me like this BITCH PANTIES DON’T GROW ON TREES

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wanderingwolfx:

every single fucking time.