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14 Sep 00:06

Pupdate Card Game?

by Daniel Solis

Most Saturday mornings, I volunteer at the local animal shelter, socializing puppies so they are more adoptable and family-ready. When I come home, I post pics of the puppies I work with under the hashtag #pupdate on Twitter.

Naturally, I've been asked many times if I'll ever turn the #Pupdate into a card game, but the theme has always been a challenge to me. You may recall I was working on a dog-themed game over a year ago and never fully settled on the theme. Should it be about individual dog training? Should it be about operating the shelter as a whole? In the end, I decided to make it more about "matchmaking," in the sense of finding the right home for a dog.

Here are some ruff outlines of where the game is presently.


It's a trick-taking deck building game. Cards in your hand represent waiting homes eager to adopt a pup. While in your hand, you only look at the suit and rank. You can ignore everything else on the card.

Lay out one card per player on the table, representing puppies who are waiting to be adopted into the best  home. Simultaneously, players reveal a card from their hand and adopt puppies, if able.

From top to bottom: The first puppy goes to the player who reveals the highest red card. The second puppy goes to the player who reveals the highest blue card without going over 5. The third puppy goes to the player who reveals the lowest card, preferring red over blue over orange.

Once you adopt puppies, you can either put them in your hand (representing a happy family referring another family to your services) or into your score pile (representing the overall success of your services). If you take cards into your hand, you must discard extras.

Thus, there is a little bit of a "deck-building" element: A card in hand is useful as a currency while the score pile is actually how you win. Let's take a look at how puppies can score points. You can also try to win puppies because they synergize well with dogs you've already adopted out (or dogs you will put up for adoption later).

From top to bottom: The first puppy scores 1 point for each blue card in your score pile. The second puppy scores points equal to the lowest ranking orange card in your score pile. The third puppy scores 3 points if you have the majority of red cards.

Forgive the crudeness of my sketches. I've been sick with con crud.

13 Sep 18:43

More apple pie. I haven’t done the latticework thing in...









More apple pie.

I haven’t done the latticework thing in ages. At first I kind of panicked out of concerns that I wasn’t going to get it right, but it seems to have come out well enough.

ETA: That pie is gone. It didn’t even last eighteen hours. NOM.

I’m going to put some ginger in the next one and see what that does to the basic recipe. (PS for those interested: There were complaints on the Food Network website that Ina Garten’s recipe was too citrusy. I can’t speak to those: I didn’t follow the recipe closely as I had no orange juice. I just tossed the apple pieces with some Sicilian lemon juice before adding them to the flour/spices/sugar mixture. It came out fine.)

13 Sep 18:42

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13 Sep 18:22

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Courtney shared this story from Super Opinionated.



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Nah, they just got older and got jobs as your local law enforcement and government officials.

They raised children and grandchildren who think exactly like them. 

And the children and grandchildren of these terrorists are continuing their work, giving us hell on our jobs and in college courses, even to our babies on the playground.

I’m part of an artists group that includes a woman who is making a film about her experiences when her family was targeted by the klan when she was young. 

She showed us a few short videos she had made with a character in a klan getup, and a few people commented that they found it distracting that the man was jeans beneath his robes. Shouldn’t he be wearing slacks or something? We had never seen footage of klansmen wearing jeans.

She told us that was what current clan members wear.

Which makes you realize that so much of the footage you see of the klan is decades old. Which makes it so easy to think that the klan is something archaic, and it makes it hard to imagine that there are still people out there with these robes and hoods hanging in their closets. They’re still out there.

13 Sep 18:19

Vigeland Sculpture Park | Atlas Obscura

by djempirical

The human form is deeply embedded into the natural pattern-recognition mechanism of our brains. We have an instinctual knowledge of body and face proportions and, as a consequence, human forms remain deeply ingrained in our art and sense of aesthetics.

Vigeland Sculpture Park is a result of one man's artistic obsession and a lifetime of work dedicated to exactly that: the human form. The park contains 212 bronze and granite sculptures created by Norwegian sculptor Gustav Vigeland. He worked over a period of almost 20 years, from 1924 to 1943, and donated his sculptures to the city of Oslo. The sculptures range in topic from representation of humans in everyday situations, such as walking, sitting, holding hands, to more symbolic subjects such as "Man Attacked by Babies," to highly abstract works, which represent the centerpiece of the complex.

Among the highlights of the park are "The Fountain," which was originally designed to stand in front of the Norwegian Parliament. This location, however, proved controversial. The sculpture consists of 60 individual bronze reliefs representing the circle of life, with sculptures of children, teenagers, old men, and skeletons.

"The Monolith" is the focal point of the park. It is a 14.12-meter high, highly symbolic sculpture consisting of 121 intertwined human figures, meant to represent the human desire to reach out to the divine. The carving of this monolith took over 14 years and involved work by the artist himself as well as 3 other stone carvers. In addition, 36 sculptural groups reside on the plateau around the monolith.

"The Wheel of Life" is a sundial positioned at the very end of an 850-meter axis. Thematically, it continues the journey-of-life motif prevalent in the rest of the park. It represents eternity, with four human figures and a baby locked in a circle, floating in harmony.

Vigeland continued to work on the park until the end of his life. Since its opening to the public in 1940, the park has become a favorite picnic area for the citizens of Oslo.

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12 Sep 21:37

'The Floppy Did Me In' - The Atlantic

by gguillotte
The disk contained one valid file bearing the message “this is a test” and directing police to read one of the accompanying index cards with instructions for further communications. In the “properties” section of the document, however, police found that the file had last been saved by someone named Dennis. They also found that the disk had been used at the Christ Lutheran Church and the Park City library. Landwehr says Rader had taken pains to delete any identifying information from the disk. But he made the fatal mistake of taking the disk to his church to print out the file because the printer for his home computer wasn’t working. “It’s pretty basic stuff,” Landwehr says about the reconstruction of the deleted information. “Anybody who knows anything about computers could figure it out.” A simple Internet search turned up a Web site for the church, which identified Dennis Rader as president of the congregation.
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10 Sep 04:41

GoldenEye watchface for the Moto 360

by Teddy Papes

Now you get to show off a little bit of your gaming past with your smartwatch. And it’s lot easier to carry this around instead of a Pip-Boy 3000.

There are some watch faces that have simply been begging to be put on a round smartwatch face. And although Google hasn’t officially released an Android Wear watchface API, you can still find a wide range of watchfaces for the wearable OS in the Google Play Store.

One we didn’t waste any time throwing on our Moto 360 was the recently released “Secret Agent Watchface,” a watchface that is sure to spark nostalgia for anyone old enough to remember gaming’s glory years. Taken from the smartwatch 007 used in GoldenEye for the Nintendo 64, the watchface faithfully recreates that same UI, complete with health and armor bars (now used to show battery life). While the watchface originally launched before a round Android Wear device existed, it now finds itself perfectly at home on the Moto 360.

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Via CNET

 

10 Sep 04:22

For Apple, one size no longer fits all

by Vlad Savov
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'date. This more varied product portfolio is bringing the Cupertino company closer to the practices of its most direct competitor, Samsung, which has a reputation for unthinkingly spamming out devices in every size and shape.'

Pay a visit to Apple's online store today and you'll find four distinct iPhone options to choose from. There are the brand new iPhone 6 and iPhone 6 Plus — measuring 4.7 and 5.5 inches, respectively — and there are the 4-inch iPhone 5S and 5C models, distinguishable by the quality of their materials and some internal specs like Touch ID. Factor in the full array of color and storage options, and picking your iPhone becomes a choice from no fewer than 29 different variants.

Going further up in size, the 7.9-inch iPad mini bridges the gap between Apple's smartphones and classic 9.7-inch iPad tablet. But even there you'll find segmentation: there are mini iPads both with and without Retina displays, and there's an extra-lean iPad Air option for those willing to spend more for a thinner device.

From the Apple Watch to the iPad, Apple's mobile portfolio has never been broader

Throw in the 4-inch iPod touch, the 2.5-inch iPod nano, and the freshly announced Apple Watch — which has two sizes: 1.5 and 1.65 inches — and you've got Apple's widest range of mobile screen sizes to date. This more varied product portfolio is bringing the Cupertino company closer to the practices of its most direct competitor, Samsung, which has a reputation for unthinkingly spamming out devices in every size and shape.

Though it may seem ill-considered, Samsung's machine-gun approach with new devices has proven successful. One of its more daring moves came in 2011 when it introduced the 5.3-inch Galaxy Note — a device that was well built and specced, but didn't seem to have a real reason for existing since the space between phones and tablets seemed too small to need filling. Since that point, every newer generation of the Note has sold better than the preceding one, and each year has seen sales exceeding 10 million units.

Apple hasn't been deaf to the customer demand for phablet-sized devices and has clearly learned to embrace choice. The American company may still have its own beliefs about the ideal phone and tablet size, but like its Korean nemesis, it's decided to try and sate user demand rather than steer it the way it used to. The Apple Watch is an entirely new product from Apple, but it already has two different size options, three choices of case materials, and a broad set of matching straps and watch faces to allow for customization. It's no accident that Tim Cook describes the Watch as "the most personal device" Apple has ever built.

While Apple has always celebrated the personal in personal electronics, its products have historically been antithetical to the act of personalization. You could put a fun decal on your MacBook or accessorrize your Mac Pro with a nice display, but that was about it. Today's announcements from Apple show it is much more willing to dance to the tune of its customers — both present and potential — and to give them greater choice.

Market share statistics will tell you that the 4-inch iPhone 5S, even while being dwarfed by its Android and Windows Phone competitors, has maintained its growth in sales and popularity. There's no immediate pressure on Apple to keep up with the race for bigger screen sizes, however the company has recognized that's where user preferences are heading and is acting before it's forced to. The same is true of the Apple Watch, which will enter a still-developing smartwatch market at the beginning of next year.

The months of development work still remaining on the Watch are likely just the tip of the iceberg of a years-long project to bring a wearable Apple computer to life. Similarly, today's expansion in screen size options is the product of a gradual shift in the company's approach. As iPhones and iPads become more commoditized — and less distinguishable from their competition — Apple is having to rethink its old ethos of delivering one ideal device for everyone. On the evidence of today's new iPhones and Apple Watch, the Apple of the future looks like it will be more responsive to what users want than prescriptive about what they need.

10 Sep 04:21

Apple designed a custom typeface for the Apple Watch, just like Google did for Android

by Chris Ziegler

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Typefaces are a funny thing: to the untrained eye, they can be difficult to tell apart, yet they can make a world of difference in the design and usability of a product. Apple recently swapped Helvetica for Helvetica Neue in iOS and Lucida Grande for Helvetica Neue in OS X Yosemite — but for the Apple Watch, it went a little deeper.

The Watch features a new typeface that Apple designed in-house "to maximize legibility," it says — a noble and important goal when you're dealing with a particularly small display. Interestingly, Google's Roboto was designed with some of the same goals in mind when it rolled out with Android 4.0 almost three years ago.

I almost immediately noticed similarities to Roboto when Apple showed the Watch on stage today, which makes sense: a simple, light, sans serif font lends itself to maximum legibility. With these looping GIFs comparing the Apple Watch against a theoretical version that uses Roboto, you can get a better sense of where these two modern font sets diverge and intersect. (Note that this is the original Roboto, not the new version that'll be released with Android "L" later this year.)

Apple Watch vs. Roboto 2-up

10 Sep 04:12

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10 Sep 04:11

Massachusetts Could Get Its First-Ever Elected Female Governor With Coakley ... - Huffington Post


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10 Sep 04:08

Space is the place, Heather Penn


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Heather Penn | penn.pithytwigs.com & momoss.tumblr.com


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Space is the place, Heather Penn

10 Sep 04:04

Icelandair starting seasonal Portland-Reykjavik service

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10 Sep 04:03

FetLife (BitLove Inc.): Lead UI/UX Designer

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Location: Vancouver, Canada
URL: https://fetlife.com

We are looking for a open-minded kink-friendly designer to join our growing team. As Lead User Experience & Interface Designer for FetLife you will be responsible for working with our UI Developer to iteratively improve FetLife’s experience while moving towards a responsive design.

You should have experience

  • Designing high-fidelity mockups and flows
  • Designing interfaces in Photoshop, Sketch, or Fireworks
  • Designing a responsive web and mobile experience
  • Creating and maintaining a site wide styleguide
  • Conducting user research and user testing

Bonus if you have experience

  • Writing semantic HTML
  • Writing and maintaining CSS
  • Working and collaborating with Git and GitHub

You will be responsible for

  • Suggesting and defining improvements to FetLife’s experience 
  • Mocking up and designing any suggested improvements
  • Developing prototypes for user testing
  • Gathering feedback and iterating over designs
  • Creating and maintaining a site-wide styleguide

At FetLife we 

  • Are 100% remote
  • Meet once a week for an hour to plan the next week
  • Use GitHub, Huboard, Slack, and ScreenHero to collaborate

Why join the team

  • Get a shiny new MacBook Pro and Cinema Display (no Watch… yet)
  • $5,000/year towards a health insurance plan of your choice
  • $140K+ salary
  • Have your work impact millions of people

FetLife

  • Is the largest kinky social network in the world
  • Has over 3.2 million members
  • Has grown solely through word-of-mouth
  • Is a top 1,000 website in most English speaking countries
  • Serves over a billion Requests a month

How to apply

Send an email to jointheteam@fetlife.com. In the email, please include a:

  • List of the three projects you are proudest of and why
  • Link to your portfolio (or sites you’ve worked on)
  • Link to your LinkedIn profile or copy of your resume

If you have any questions or concerns, please don’t hesitate to message us!

To apply: Send an email to jointheteam@fetlife.com with the above info.

10 Sep 04:03

Kameron Hurley: Surviving The Game (Writing As Business)

by terribleminds

Well, hello, Hugo-winning author, Kameron Hurley. Why, yes, you may swing by the blog to talk about writing as a business, and slap a little sense into all of us gabbling little art-monkeys. And sure, people should totally know about your brand new epic fantasy, The Mirror Empire, which is written with such punk verve and angry earnestness that I cannot help but adore it.

Everybody else: gather around. Kameron has words for you.

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“Look man, I do what I can do to help y’all. But the game is out there, and it’s either play or get played.”

- Omar Little, The Wire

I had a colleagues come to me recently gushing excitedly about selling their first novel in a two-book deal. “That’s fabulous!” I said.

“I mean… the advance isn’t a lot of money, but I know the publishers and they are great people,” they said.

“Do you have an agent?”

“Oh, well… it’s not for very much money. It’s like $500.”

Alarm bells started going off in my brain. A $500 advance is basically just “go away” money. It’s pat-you-on-the-head ha ha money. “Oh, well… what kinds of rights are they asking for?” I said.

“Oh, you know, everything. World English rights, foreign rights, movie rights…”

“OK, stop right there. You’re going to give a publisher complete ownership of your novels, including movie rights, for $500?”

“Well, the publishers are really nice people…”

Ok, my friends, let’s back up. I know a lot of people in publishing. Many of them are super nice. Very few of them are your actual friends. Publishers are running a business, and surprise! Your work is the product. It’s their job to get it as cheaply as they can and control as much of it as they can. It’s your job to license it to them for as much money as you can, with as little control over its various formats as possible. That is the game. That’s the business.

Whether you’re self-publishing through online platforms (yes, by publishing on a platform you’re agreeing to a business arrangement – ever check the terms and conditions?) or publishing traditionally, you are a vendor/contractor agreeing to give someone else a portion of the proceeds of your work in return for a service – in the case of those online platforms, you’re paying for the platform itself. In traditional publishing, you’re paying for editors, marketing, covers, distribution, and sales teams.

Either way, you have entered into a business relationship. You’ve become a businessperson, whether you like it or not.

And those businesses you’re partnering with? Are looking out for their best interests, not yours.

I hear this a lot in publishing “Oh, but they are such nice people!” The people at my current publisher, Angry Robot, are super nice people. I love them to pieces. But I’ve seen their boilerplate contracts. Many of the editors at Tor – also nice people! But… I’ve seen their boilerplate, too. Name a publisher and I can name you nice people there who nevertheless will hand over boilerplate contracts to new writers because that’s simply corporate policy (“Boilerplate” refers to a standard, unnegotiated contract that the publishing house’s lawyers have approved and hope authors will blindly sign, thinking it can’t be negotiated or that it must be totally on the up and up because shouldn’t a major publishing house be trustworthy? No more than any other corporation, my friends). Publishers and online platforms like Amazon and Kobo are not here because they necessarily love authors and the written word (some do) but because there is money to be made. They offer their services because they are businesses.

You are too.

There have been a long string of really nice people running publishing houses who still stole their authors’ royalties, went bankrupt, or worse. Someone being “really nice” says nothing about what kind of deal they’ll offer you. At the end of the day, you can be sure that even if you’re thinking that writing is a happy, pleasant friendly circle jerk among friends, your publishers are thinking they’re engaged in a money-making business, and they’re treating it as such. Even if you’re signing with some mom-and-pop shop publisher that’s your best friend and her husband stapling pamphlets themselves, if you sign over all your rights to them, your rights become something they own, so if they go bankrupt or want to sell off rights to license your work to someone else, you’ll have zero say in the matter.

All that protects you in this business is the language in your contract. And that’s language that you sit down and study before anything goes wrong, when everything looks great, when you’re heady with the idea of publishing your first book, or your first book with a major press, or your first series, or whatever. It can be difficult to imagine, in that heady, carefree moment, all the things that could go wrong. But having been through many things that went wrong in my career, let me say this: there’s a lot that could go wrong, and you need to keep your head out of the clouds when you’re sitting down with a contract.

I get, though, I do: it’s easy to forget that publishing is a business when you’re just thankful somebody bought your work. A lot of newer writers get terrified that if they push at the contract in any way, that the offer will be rescinded.

But here’s a secret, folks: publishers buy your work because they think they can make money on it. If they don’t think they can make money on it, they’re not going to offer you a contract at all.

Secret number two: having a crappy publisher who owns your series and squats on all the rights to it is far, far, worse than having no publisher at all.

I have a colleague who, on realizing he wasn’t just a writer, but an actual small business now, went through the Small Business for Dummies book cover to cover, looked up additional resources from the book, and read those too, just to get a solid understanding of stuff like taxes, negotiations, profit and loss, vendor relationships, contracting workers (assistants are awesome, when you reach a certain level of busy). It’s been invaluable to how they think about writing and publishing as a business, and getting ahead in said business.

The biggest mistake writers make when they first get into the publishing game is thinking we’re all friends and everyone is here because words are magical. I love stories. I’m quite passionate about them, and I understand their power. But after the meltdown of my first publisher, and the horror and agony of realizing all that protected me was contract language, I’ve become a lot more savvy to the business end of things.

And that doesn’t just mean signing everything your agent sends you without looking at it, either. Having an agent isn’t enough. Agents are human too, and stuff slips through. At the end of the day, this is your work, and you’re the one responsible when you affix your signature to a legal document. When I signed my new deal with Angry Robot Books for The Mirror Empire and its first sequel, I went over the contract so carefully that I ended up catching a typo in the boilerplate that apparently no other author or agent in Angry Robot’s six years as a publisher had ever caught.

I am very careful about what I sign.

I’ve spent my whole life studying writing, from storytelling basics to matters of craft; learning the rules only to bust them all down again. I’m working constantly to get better – at plotting, at character, at slow information reveals. When I read books now, I don’t lose myself to somewhere else so much as I’m actively studying these novels the way I would a text book. How did the writer pull off that narrative switch? How did they lead up to this big reveal?

Yet few writing workshops or writing advice essays talk about the business end of being a writer. Folks who level up in craft well enough to start selling work are a far smaller pool of potential readers/consumers of writing advice than people just generally interested in writing, so you don’t see these frank discussions happening as often. Pair that with the notoriously tight-lipped nature of writers about the publishing business, who still fear reprisals even for talking about stuff publicly that everyone knows (like the fact that boilerplate contracts are not friendly to writers, duh), and you get a perfect recipe for naïve writers raised that just being creative and knowing how to word well will make them super successful.

A writer with no head for business isn’t going to make a living with the words they write, no matter how glorious, how well-crafted, how extraordinary they are, outside an incredible run of good luck. In truth, there are few things more heartbreaking than an absurdly talented writer who cannot take criticism, budget for taxes, cut loose from a bad agent or publisher, or look out for their own interests. When I look back at the writers who came before me, I see a lot of seminal work from writers who died poor and in pain, owing huge amounts of back taxes, ground under by a business that is built – just like any other business – to benefit corporations and the already-well-monied. Words are grist for the mill. Words run the world, and like any other worker, we’re very often ground down to get that product.

This rule applies wherever and however you publish that work, or generate income from writing, because the reality is that most successful writers are publishing with big houses, putting up their own work online, and doing freelancing work for corporations and small businesses on the side – yes, all three, and more, in varying combinations. Becoming a one-person writing business, an entrepreneur, is a far less romantic idea than drinking a beer on the beach for an hour while fiddling with your laptop and cashing checks, I know, but welcome to being a professional author.

This is a business, and the sooner you start thinking of it as a business, the less time you’ll spend mucking around yelling at clouds because the world hasn’t recognized your genius yet.

So get an agent. Educate yourself about publishing contracts, about rights splits and licenses, about taxes and negotiations. Start studying up on how to manage yourself as a business, not just a person who writes. There are a billion places out there who want to tell you how to write, and sell you on how to write. But once you can write, you need to do more. You must take charge of your own career, or someone else will take charge of it for you.

You will get a lot further, and be a lot happier, as the master of your own game.

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Kameron Hurley is the author of The Mirror Empire, as well as the award-winning God’s War Trilogy, comprising the books God’s WarInfidel, and Rapture. She has won the Hugo Award, Kitschy Award, and Sydney J. Bounds Award for Best Newcomer. Hurley has also been a finalist for the Arthur C. Clarke Award, Nebula Award, the Locus Award, BFS Award, and the BSFA Award for Best Novel. Her short fiction has appeared in Lightspeed MagazineYear’s Best SFEscapePodThe Lowest Heaven, and the upcoming Mammoth Book of SF Stories by Women.

Kameron Hurley: Website | Twitter

Mirror Empire: Amazon | B&N | Indiebound

10 Sep 03:39

Does The Dog Die?

by gguillotte
Happy Dog Icon: Amityville Horror, The (1979) Crying Dog Icon: Amityville Horror, The (2005)
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10 Sep 03:17

SPX this weekend!

by Ananth
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We're at SPX this weekend! Table W89! We'll have books and prints and lots of cool stuff (like........ books and prints)! I hope we see you there-- check out the map below!

That's all for us, see you in Bethesda!

10 Sep 03:11

Bill Clinton Was George W. Bush's Secret White House Whisperer

by Russell Berman, The Wire
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Former President George W. Bush picked his predecessor's brain twice a year during his second term in the White House, former President Bill Clinton revealed on Monday.
10 Sep 03:10

has anyone ever accidentally sent you a pic of an unimportant bird?

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10 Sep 03:07

Dogs with Anime Eyes of Versailles

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Dogs with Anime Eyes of Versailles

Check out these adorable doggies that freckledtrash perfectly matched with eyes from the anime, Rose of Versailles!

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10 Sep 03:05

doxydejour: And this is why Miranda Hart should be everyone’s...

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10 Sep 03:03

Little Known Brief Menswear Tales: Late-Breaking Apple News

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CLEVELAND, OHIO: Massive artisanal Japanese denim-wearing crowds numbering from the tens to nearly hundreds took to exurban streets and social media today to protest Apple’s surprise announcement that “artisanal denim-heads will need to abandon their iPhone fades.”

Said one crying barista from Omaha, Nebraska, “My iPhone fade took friggin years to develop. Does Apple even know what it’s like to wear the same pants, day in, day out, for five years without washing?”

Another artisanal denim wearer, who simply calls himself The Intruder, responded to the Apple announcement by slouching, slipping his fingers thumbs-out into the front pockets of his jeans, and bowing his head, attempting to gain solace from his selfie pose.

A continuously beaming Tim Cook sought to reverse the damage from the announcement, cheerfully booming, “The good news? All you artisanal jeans wearers can keep your cock fades!”

Added Cook, smiling uncontrollably, “The revolutionary iPhone announcements today in no way affects the decades-old small form factor of the Menswear cock!”

The protesting crowds were jeered from the sidelines by Samsung phone owners in True Religion and Old Navy jeans.

Updates pending.

10 Sep 02:58

Scott Brown wins N.H. primary bid for US Senate - CSMonitor.com

by gguillotte
Former Massachusetts U.S. Sen. Scott Brown won New Hampshire's Republican U.S. Senate primary on Tuesday, moving forward in his attempt to get back to Washington from another state.
10 Sep 02:57

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