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Your grandpa and Grandmaster Flash love you very much
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'And just when we were doubting the authenticity, Grandmaster Flash himself confirms it:
It's true I get a lot of posts from Grandmas. Hilarious now I know why --- Respect Grandma and Grandpa. P.S. This is Hip Hop!'
Joseph Saddler, known better by his stage name Grandmaster Flash, is a hip hop pioneer and DJ. In 2007, Grandmaster Flash at the Furious Five were the first hip hop artists to be inducted into the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame.
He also has a lot of love for all the grandchildren out there.
It's moments like these when that you wonder whether Facebook's engineers just have a great sense of humor. As the story goes, Facebook's auto-tagging feature has caused more than a few grandmothers to tag Grandmaster Flash in their posts to family members. And thus, as these things go, we have a Tumblr dedicated to tracking the beautiful mistake.
And just when we were doubting the authenticity, Grandmaster Flash himself confirms it:
It's true I get a lot of posts from Grandmas. Hilarious now I know why --- Respect Grandma and Grandpa. P.S. This is Hip Hop!
Yes, it is.
rigohc: Spanish militia-women during the Spanish civil war ...




Spanish militia-women during the Spanish civil war 1936 FMLN guerrilas in El Salvador !980’s female IRA fighting British troops in northern Ireland 1970’s Mexican rebel Guerrillera in the Mexican Revolution 1910’s
DARPA Funds Harvard's Soft Exoskeletal Suit
firehosesoft grunge
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Gateway of the Temple of Dendera, Egypt, ca. 1862

Gateway of the Temple of Dendera, Egypt, ca. 1862
The Great Authorial Hook-Up Chart — The Airship
firehosedamn Mercedes, you can get it
» 1980 Sci-fi Convention, Los Angeles
firehosecosplay... cosplay never changes
Students help Emma Sulkowicz carry mattress to class in first collective carry

What Exactly Is the Facebook Messenger App for iOS Tracking? | Motherboard
firehose'Multiple strings discovered by Zdziarski within the binary also have an ominous phrase, [“DO_NOT_USE_OR_YOU_WILL_BE_FIRED”], tacked onto the end. iPhone hacker Chpwn (also known as Grant Paul), who now works at Facebook chimed in via Twitter to say he was responsible for naming the strings, writing “the whole thing’s an inside joke.” '
djempiricalno surprise, of course.
It should come as no surprise that most mobile apps run some sort of analytics on user behaviour. But in the case of Facebook, the social network’s Messenger app for iOS apparently tracks quite a bit more than most users likely realize.
iOS forensics and security researcher Jonathan Zdziarski spent Tuesday morning disassembling Facebook Messenger’s iOS binary, at one point declaring via Twitter that “Messenger appears to have more spyware type code in it than I've seen in products intended specifically for enterprise surveillance.”
In an email, Zdziarski said that Messenger is logging practically everything a user might do within the app, from what and where they tap, to how often a device is held in portrait versus landscape orientation; even time spent in the Messenger app, versus the time it spends running in the background.
Related: The Canadian Government Is Creeping On Your Facebook
Some of this is expected behaviour for an app developer, of course, but of greater concern are the other things Zdziarski found, whose intended purpose is less clear.
“[Facebook is] using some private APIs I didn’t even know were available inside the sandbox to be able to pull out your WiFi SSID (which could be used to snoop on which WiFi networks you’re connected to) and are even tapping the process list for various information on the device,” he wrote in an email.
On Twitter, Zdziarski said he’s worked for companies that write enterprise surveillance software that didn’t know this level of access was possible.
Messenger appears to have more spyware type code in it than I've seen in products intended specifically for enterprise surveillance
I asked independent security researcher Ashkan Soltani via email whether Facebook’s relationship with Apple—having a user’s Facebook account baked directly into iOS—might give Facebook access to private APIs and capabilities that other developers don't have. Soltani wrote that he believed my hunch was correct.
Multiple strings discovered by Zdziarski within the binary also have an ominous phrase, [“DO_NOT_USE_OR_YOU_WILL_BE_
However, it’s not clear what some of these functions, which have names such as “globalProviderMapData” and “isHeadPublisher” actually do, and why they would warrant the threat of termination, joking or not, if used.
Zdziarski cautioned via email that “a couple hours of tinkering around isn’t going to provide any meaningful conclusions… but there is a lot of code that suggests Facebook is running analytics on nearly everything it possibly can monitor on your device.”
Facebook declined to provide any official comment, but a spokesperson pointed me to the responses of Facebook Messenger developer Lucy Zhang, who told Zdziarski via Twitter that it’s “probably no surprise that we use analytics to understand usage and make the app faster [and] more efficient.”
She offered one such example where analytics told the team that users were using Like stickers often, “so we moved that feature so people can send in fewer taps.”
While it’s not out of the ordinary for app developers to run all sorts of analytics on their users to measure how an app is being used, it’s often unclear to users just how much data an app is capable of collecting—assuming they’re told such data is being collected in the first place.
Even in cases where apps are upfront about permissions—as is the case with Facebook’s Android Messenger app—there is still a lack of nuance when explaining what, exactly, granting certain permissions might mean. Facebook faced backlash over its Messenger app for Android in August, when users questioned why the app was requesting access to their device’s camera, microphone, text messages and more, naturally assuming the worst.
The reasons turned out to be relatively benign, but the concern should serve as a reminder that it’s no longer enough for an app to simply request access to sensitive phone functions and sensors without explanation. Maybe it's part of the hangover since the revelations on the NSA courtesy of Edward Snowden, but app developers such as Facebook, as well as app store owners Apple and Google, have to do a better job at explaining why such access is needed, and how it will be used.
“Ultimately it comes down to whether or not you trust Facebook not to take advantage of their position on your device to snoop on you,” wrote Zdziarski. “The technical capabilities to do so are certainly there.”
Roddy White tweets that Peterson indictment will wreck his fantasy team | Shutdown Corner - Yahoo Sports
firehosefuck the falcons, fuck roddy white
previously in roddy white:
"Out of all the sports the Olympics could've dropped they dropped wrestling they are retards"
"don't understand why penn state had to tell the media we got a coach rapping kids"
(spoiler: he meant raping but doesn't know how to spell it)
in reply to someone asking if he'd rather lead the league in stats or win a super bowl: "Would u rather be gay or straight come on u know the answer"
about the Saints winning a Super Bowl four years after Hurricane Katrina: "The grace of god gave them tht championship so tht city wouldn fall apart now and now they think they hot shit"
Fright Town (haunted house) is running TriMet ads which mock Portland's fear of fluoride
firehose"Scarier than pee in a reservoir"
"Scarier than the street tax"
"Scarier than a vaccine full of fluoride and gluten"
"TriMet spokeswoman Mary Fetsch says the transit agency has approved the ads, and expects to start running them late this month.
"We are not balking at the ads," Fetsch says. "In fact, the installation date is on 9/22."
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What Real Programmers Use #SaturdayMorningCartoons
firehoseold xkcd autoreshared to delight overbey
Real Programmers via xkcd
Each Saturday Morning here at Adafruit is Saturday Morning Cartoons! Be sure to check our cartoon and animated posts both nostalgic and new that inspire makers of all ages! You’ll find how-tos for young makers, approaches to learning about science and engineering, and all sorts of comic strip and animated Saturday Morning fun! Be sure to check out our Adafruit products featuring comic book art while you’re at it!
orexigenic, adj.
firehose"That stimulates appetite for food; of or relating to the stimulation of appetite for food."
that shitty pizza hut commercial was still orexigenic as fuck
Student biking to Portland State is down by a third over two years
firehosereplaced by mass transit; commenters speculate that large tuition increases (25% year-over-year) and skyrocketing rents near campus = more students living further away, ergo more mass trans
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my-foot-is-a-quesadilla: How you think your D&D session is going to go: How it usually ends...
How you think your D&D session is going to go:
How it usually ends up:
How I think my Pathfinder session is going to go:

How it usually ends up:

The new Raspberry Pi watch! @raspberry_pi #raspberrypi
firehoseROFL
It's a little late, but two of our Belmont goats had a 1st birthday.
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Harvard's CompSci Intro Course Boasts Record-Breaking Enrollment
firehoselan 2 cord
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Chrome OS Can Now Run Android Apps With No Porting Required
firehose'At the moment, only Duolingo, Evernote, Sight Words, and Vine are available'
'Google "built an entire Android stack into Chrome OS using Native Client" in order to achieve this'
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Spies spot a black X-Wing on the 'Star Wars: Episode VII' set
firehosezero excitement for an abrams star wars
but I am forever hype about practical SFX
Star Wars' most iconic ships were pictured in the English countryside earlier this week, when engineer Matthew Myatt accidentally snapped images of Episode VII's British set while taking aerial photos for the flying school he works for. A half-built Millennium Falcon was obvious, but just to the side sat what appeared to be an X-Wing, under cover from the elements.
Now, thanks to drone photographers who provided their images to the Latino Review, we've seen under those covers. The pictures show a departure from the original trilogy — where Luke, Wedge, and Red Squadron's X-Wings were all decked out in a uniform gray and red color scheme, at least one of Episode VII's X-Wings will be painted black.
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There haven't been many matte black spacecraft in the Star Wars expanded universe. That's probably sensible given that that snubfighters such as the X-Wing are expected to fly in close formation, a task made trickier when your wingmate is functionally invisible against the inky blackness of space. Still, the new X-Wing cuts a sleek and dangerous shape on the ground, and the Latino Review reports one of movie's lead characters will be flying the ship in the final cut.
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German Court: Google Must Stop Ignoring Customer E-mails
firehoseHAHA YASSSSSSSSS
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Motorola's unlocked, unbranded Moto X will be called the 'Pure Edition'
firehose'If the unbranded phone is "pure," what does that make the carrier models?'
mudbloods
I can think of many, many times where I've called the flavor of Android that ships on Nexus phones "pure Android," and it looks like Motorola is taking a cue: its direct-sale, unbranded, unlocked Moto X will be called the Moto X Pure Edition when it ships. (The Moto X doesn't actually use stock Android, per se, but it's awfully close with a few tweaks — and the Pure Edition lacks the crapware and slower OS update schedule of the carrier-branded units.)
That "when" of the new Moto X is still an open question, though. The only guidance Motorola gave at its event was "later in September" — its website still shows "coming soon" without an option to buy or configure the 2014 model through Moto Maker, so the wait continues.
If the unbranded phone is "pure," what does that make the carrier models?
Shout
firehoseIRC
Shout is a web IRC client that you host on your own server.
What features does it have?
- Multiple user support
- Stays connected even when you close the browser
- Connect from multiple devices at once
- Responsive layout — works well on your smartphone






































