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20 Oct 23:22

Fist of Jesus is an over-the-top, historically inaccurate brawler

by Jessica Conditt
It's probably historically inaccurate, at least. Recording of events back then was pretty hit-or-miss. In Fist of Jesus, players take on the role of Jesus Christ and Judas as they fight off hordes of zombies with a swordfish, pulled-off body parts,...
20 Oct 23:21

Spelunky’s Creator Is Writing A Book About Spelunky

by Graham Smith

By Graham Smith on October 20th, 2014 at 6:00 pm.

I’ve had a copy of ZZT by Anna Anthropy – a book about the game of the same name – kicking around for six months, but I haven’t yet had the time to read it. That prompted me to almost instantly scroll by news that the same publisher was Kickstarting a second series of books in the same vein: small, independently published, and each focused on a different game.

Then I saw that one of the books in the second series is about Spelunky. And it’s written by Derek Yu, the creator of Spelunky. And the project is already funded anyway.

The pitch video is either awkward or endearing, depending on how your mood.

The other books in the second series are pretty interesting too, of course: Metal Gear Solid by Ashly & Anthony Burch; Baldur’s Gate II by Matt Bell; Bible Adventures by Gabe Durham; and World of Warcraft by Daniel Lisi. Backers of the Kickstarter can also suggest the subject and author of sixth book, which the publishers will then try to make happen.

But who cares, here’s part of the blurb about the Spelunky book Spelunky book there’s a Spelunky book I want to read it:

But how is a “perfect” game made? This time, Boss Fight is going straight to the source. Spelunky the book is our first autobiographical game development history: the story of a game’s creation as told by its creator. Spelunky is a game design manifesto in which Derek Yu uses his own game to discuss wide-ranging topics such as randomization, creative process, team dynamics, the philosophy of challenging games, and player feedback. Grab some ropes, a mattock, and your favorite pug—this book is going to dig deep.

Here’s Robert Yang’s write-up of ZZT which prompted me to buy the book I then haven’t made time to read.

Boss Fight Books, Kickstarter, Spelunky, Spelunky book.

20 Oct 23:21

Werewolf Simulator (The Dreaming Djinn/Top Ten Software - C64 -...



Werewolf Simulator (The Dreaming Djinn/Top Ten Software - C64 - 1988)

20 Oct 20:43

Tripwire device found on Forest Park trail

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great

20 Oct 20:37

Newswire: Key and Peele’s first movie is about a cat named Keanu

by Katie Rife
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'New Line President of Production Richard Brenner tells Deadline that he pushed the duo towards a “broad comedy” with a “larger footprint” than their initial concept, industry shorthand for “is there any way we can make this dumber and more expensive?”'

Keegan-Michael Key and Jordan Peele have greenlighted their first movie, and it has nothing to do with substitute teachers with anger management issues. In fact, it has nothing to do with any of the projects they said they were working on in their Entertainment Weekly interview last month, a skillful bit of misdirection that is making us feel a little silly in hindsight.

Instead, the project is called Keanu and will star Key and Peele as two guys who pose as drug dealers to retrieve their eponymous stolen cat, a premise that still allows for plenty of goofy wigs and funny mispronunciations of peoples’ names. New Line President of Production Richard Brenner tells Deadline that he pushed the duo towards a “broad comedy” with a “larger footprint” than their initial concept, industry shorthand for “is there any way we can make this dumber and more expensive?” Keanu was co-written by ...

20 Oct 20:36

Pumpkinsteins, California-Grown Pumpkins Shaped Like the Head of Frankenstein’s Monster

by EDW Lynch

Pumpkinstein Frankenstein Pumpkins

Southern California farmer Tony Dighera of Cinagro Farms has developed a method for growing pumpkins shaped like the head of Frankenstein’s monster. Dighera creates the “pumpkinsteins” by growing the pumpkins in plastic molds. He was inspired to create them after successfully replicating the square watermelons that were originally developed in Japan. His entire first crop of 5,500 “pumpkinsteins” has been sold to retailers for this year’s Halloween season, and he plans on growing 30,000 to 40,000 next year.

Pumpkinstein Frankenstein Pumpkins

Pumpkinstein Frankenstein Pumpkins

photos by Monica Almeida/The New York Times

via The New York Times

20 Oct 20:35

Apple Embarrassed Itself With An Autocorrect Fail At Their Latest iPad Presentation - It happens to everyone, Apple.

by Rebecca Pahle

At Apple’s latest Town Hall event—you know, the one livetweeted by Dr. Ruth—developers Jeff Boudier and François Lagunas faced an autocorrect faux pas while showing off the capability of the iPad Air 2′s Replay App. I think they handled it remarkably well. It could have been a lot ducking worse.

(via Death and Taxes)

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20 Oct 20:32

The Doctor and the Daleks Team Up at Last… to Teach Kids to Program - FIRST, OPEN YOUR EXTERRRMI — I MEAN TERMINAL. OPEN YOUR TERMINAL.

by Susana Polo

doctor-who-game

The BBC is doing the U.K. primary educational system a big break, setting the Doctor up against his biggest challenge yet: teaching the U.K.’s new programming core requirements.

The game comes as part of an initiative on the BBC’s part to engage in a different large-scale educational project every year. This year’s was World War II, but starting in 2015, the BBC will shift focus to support England’s new Computing curriculum for primary and secondary schools through a variety of multi-media programming. And that includes The Doctor and the Dalek, an online game featuring the voice of Peter Capaldi and plenty of characters from Doctor Who. The game was written by Phil Ford, whose previous credits include “Doctor Who and Wizards vs Aliens,” and will feature the Doctor in an uneasy alliance with a Dalek (a somewhat familiar situation for viewers of this season’s episodes).

The game will also feature a bevy of logic and programming puzzles, so start planning your 2015 procrastination schedule. The real question is: will it become a new generation’s The Logical Journey of the Zoombinis?

(via Variety)

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20 Oct 20:32

FKA twigs Directed And Starred In This Concept Film Advertisement For Google Glass - Stop trying to make Google Glass happen.

by Sam Maggs
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"Not even FKA twigs can make it look cool, and she’s, like, the coolest person on the planet right now."

Google got super-wicked-cool artist FKA twigs to star in and direct this “concept film” showing off Google Glass and what it can do. Google Glass is both featured in and used to create the film. Which, yeah, no one’s ever used Google Glass to create a wacky art film before, so that’s cool. But also, will Google Glass ever be cool? Not even FKA twigs can make it look cool, and she’s, like, the coolest person on the planet right now.

(via The Verge)

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20 Oct 20:29

$90 Time Warner Cable bill becomes $190 after two years

by Jon Brodkin

Cable bills have a way of starting out expensive and then getting even more expensive as time goes on. This is especially true when cable companies offer promotional rates that last a year or two without telling customers what they'll actually have to pay once the discounted rate expires.

No cable customer is immune from this phenomenon—even outspoken telecom analysts like Bruce Kushnick are in for bill shock. Kushnick, a frequent critic of Internet service providers, signed up for a Time Warner Cable "Triple Pay" package in 2012 and is now paying more than double the advertised rate.

"When I signed up, less than two years ago, it was advertised at $89.99 and today, less than two years later, the actual price is 110 percent more—now $190.77," Kushnick wrote today in the Huffington Post.

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20 Oct 19:48

The All-New, All-Different Nicolas Cage Adventure Set

by Brandon Bird
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Brandon Bird beat




I’ve made a brand-new Nicolas Cage Colorforms-style Adventure Set. You get 9 reusable vinyl cling stickers, and a double-sided backdrop to arrange and re-arrange your scenes. The accessories this go-round are rocket boots, keytar, sombrero, Gryzzblyzzyx, golden idol, and basket of kittens, and the play environments are “outer space” and “jungle ruins.” And it’s fully-compatible with the original 2009 set!






AND I have a whole new storefront too (store.brandonbird.com). It’s now possible to browse by item type, search by keywords, use payment options other than Paypal; basically everything a store on the internet made in the last five years should be able to do. It’ll also make it easier for me to track inventory, send shipping notices, etc. Check it out!

20 Oct 19:45

alcrego: More buildings does not mean more living.



alcrego:

More buildings

does not mean

more living.

20 Oct 19:45

Banksy, Bristol






‘Girl with a Pierced Eardrum’ by Banksy

Banksy, Bristol

20 Oct 19:44

Frans Hals, Portrait of an unknown man with a skull in his hand,...



Frans Hals, Portrait of an unknown man with a skull in his hand, ca. 1611

20 Oct 19:39

seasons-in-hell: Johann Georg Leinberger, 1729 – 1731 -edited.

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seasons-in-hell:

Johann Georg Leinberger, 1729 – 1731
-edited.

20 Oct 19:36

#Gamergate’s Harassment Of Women Hits The Front Page Of The New York Times

by The Mary Sue Staff
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man, when even Patton Oswalt thinks #GamerGate is misogynistic horseshit, that's a high bar. That's olympian

Featured on the front page of the @nytimes today “Feminist Critics of Video Games Facing Threats” pic.twitter.com/bZuxDtNnu2

— Feminist Frequency (@femfreq) October 16, 2014

In recent days, #Gamergate has gone from being covered mostly by niche sites to gaining full cultural awareness by the mainstream media. Yesterday, Anita Sarkeesian’s story of harassment hit the front page of The New York Times.

You can read the story in full here, in which they also speak with the man who coined the term #Gamergate, Adam Baldwin. Sarkeesian, like game developer Brianna Wu, is still calling for major players in the gaming industry to speak up against harassment.

“Game studios, developers and major publishers need to vocally speak up against the harassment of women and say this behavior is unacceptable,” Ms. Sarkeesian said in an interview. Representatives for several major game publishers — Electronic Arts, Activision Blizzard and Take-Two Interactive Software — declined to comment.

Additionally, the New York Times has put out a call for any women who have experienced sexism in gaming to come forward and speak with them about their experiences “related to gender.” If you are interested in speaking with the NYT, be aware that your name and location may be published alongside your comments.

Sarkeesian also appeared on CBS This Morning to speak about #Gamergate, which she calls a “sexist temper tantrum” from “mostly men, male gamers, who are attacking women” because “they’re afraid we’re going to take their toys away.”

And Wu is still standing up to her harassers on national media. Here she is speaking with PBS NewsHour about the “war on women in this industry.”

Of course, while she continues to be vocal about her experiences, Wu is continuing to receive threats such as this:

The campaign to destroy me professionally continues. They’re targeting my game Revolution 60. Please RT! pic.twitter.com/ssQmgktgA1 — Brianna Wu (@Spacekatgal) October 17, 2014

It is, of course, of the most supreme irony to say, “We don’t harass people on this message board! Let’s prove our good name by mobilizing a massive harassment campaign!”

And though Baldwin is firmly on the #Gamergate side of the debate, Sarkeesian and the #StopGamergate2014 crowd do have some large cultural figures standing up for them.

TERRORISM ISN’T BLOWING THINGS UP. IT’S USING THE FEAR OF VIOLENCE TO COW US AND CONTROL OUR ACTIONS. http://t.co/piK9w1cqNC

— Joss Whedon (@josswhedon) October 15, 2014

Well @AdamBaldwin sure seems like a fucking idiot. — Seth Rogen (@Sethrogen) October 15, 2014

In which @waxpancake chronicles GamerGaters confused as to why their idols don’t want to join their sexist crusade: http://t.co/u0Zd9PeCEa

— John Scalzi (@scalzi) October 17, 2014

.@assclit I’m not a gamer. The misogyny of “GamerGate” sickened me, which you could have learned with two clicks of research. — Patton Oswalt (@pattonoswalt) October 14, 2014

Finally, as a follow-up to our post yesterday about Eron Gjoni, the man who sparked the #Gamergate movement, you might recall that his interview with BuzzFeed ended with this statement:

I can’t deny my letter was the spark. I guess I feel compelled to offer an apology to them. But also I don’t know how to do that without taking the responsibility away from people who are actually doing the harassment. But, I guess, let me know how I can make it up to you?

But unfortunately it seems as though he may not be as open to suggestion as previously claimed.

s o c i o p a t h pic.twitter.com/qObm59PrQx

— Killizabeth Simins (@ElizSimins) October 16, 2014

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20 Oct 19:28

Really, Congress? Comcast won't protect net neutrality if the best you can do is ask nicely

by T.C. Sottek

Here's what's happening right now on net neutrality:

The FCC's comment period is over and 3.7 million people weighed in — that means even more people are concerned about net neutrality than Super Bowl XXXVIII: Wardrobe Malfunctiongate. And, yes, America, it's totally reasonable and appropriate to be mad at the FCC. It has screwed up on net neutrality for years from cowardice and simply by using the wrong words. But Americans who want to protect net neutrality should also start being mad at Congress.

Americans who want to protect net neutrality should start being mad at Congress

It's Congress that has largely turned net neutrality regulation into a partisan charade that occasionally results in threats to the FCC's budget and authority via Congress' telecommunications benefactors. The FCC's dithering on net neutrality has been enabled for years by this nonsense and it's now reflected even by the agency's bench, which seats some commissioners who have advocated stripping themselves of power to avoid going against corporate interests. Even the FCC's chairman is intimately familiar with those corporate interests; Tom Wheeler is a former telecom lobbyist and was appointed by a president who promised that lobbyists wouldn't run his administration in a distant magical time called "Before He Was Elected."

If you want a clear example of Congress' ineptitude on net neutrality, look no further than a letter sent to Comcast today by Senate Judiciary Committee Patrick Leahy (D, VT). Leahy, who is an influential supporter of net neutrality regulations and has significant power in his congressional seniority, has resorted to politely asking telecommunications monopolies not to harm the internet. If anybody thinks monopolistic entities like Comcast and other companies will voluntarily pass on easy cash they're high.

A Comcast spokeswoman told The New York Times the company is "reviewing the letter," which I have no doubt means it was laughed at and promptly recycled.

Make a good law, you could use the publicity

The FCC was created as an "independent" agency to insulate it against the partisan games of Washington. In hindsight, that seems naive and laughable. In practice the FCC isn't independent from the whims of Congress or even from the industry it regulates. Time is running out for the FCC to save net neutrality, and it may soon be time for Congress to act.

Do your job, Congress. Make net neutrality the law of the land. You could really use a win.

20 Oct 19:17

Report: NFL could reinstate former Ravens running back Ray Rice within a month | Shutdown Corner - Yahoo Sports

by gguillotte
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"La Canfora cites the Indianapolis Colts and New England Patriots as potential destinations, since both teams have had their share of running back problems this season."

Former Baltimore Ravens running back Ray Rice could be reinstated by the NFL within a month, CBSSports.com reported on Sunday.
20 Oct 19:17

APNewsBreak: Colorado seeks ban on most edible pot - Yahoo News

by gguillotte
Colorado health officials want to ban many edible forms of marijuana, including brownies, cookies and most candies, limiting legal sales of pot-infused food to lozenges and some liquids. The Colorado Department of Public Health and Environment told marijuana regulators that many forms of edible marijuana "are naturally attractive to children" and violate the law's "requirement to prevent the marketing of marijuana products to children."
20 Oct 19:05

Fix Mac OS X Yosemite

by overbey
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via Overbey
~it just works~

If you've upgraded to Mac OS X Yosemite (10.10) and you're using the default settings, each time you start typing in Spotlight (to open an application or search for a file on your computer), your local search terms and location are sent to Apple and third parties (including Microsoft). Mac OS X has always respected user privacy by default, and Mac OS X Yosemite should too. Since it doesn't, you can use the code to the left to disable the parts of Mac OS X which are invasive to your privacy.
20 Oct 19:04

Listen to the New Song From a Reunited Sleater-Kinney

by Gilbert Cruz
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via Russian Sledges


It's been eight years since Sleater-Kinney played their farewell show in August 2006. And after side projects (Wild Flag, which featured two of the band's three members) and television shows (hello, Portlandia), the band's getting back together. They've announced a U.S. tour, which starts next February, and a new album, No Cities to Love, out January 20, 2015. Here's the first song off that record, "Bury Your Friends."

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20 Oct 18:40

John Oliver's all-dog Supreme Court on 'Last Week Tonight' is hilarious and free for anyone to remix

by Carl Franzen
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OLIVER IS WINNING IT ALL

Comedian newscaster John Oliver has aired some hilarious and incisive sketches so far throughout the first season of his HBO show, Last Week Tonight. But there's a new top dog among them: last night's bit featuring an all-animal Supreme Court. Inspired by Keyboard Cat, the sketch — which features dogs as the nine justices, a duck as an assistant, and a pitch-perfect pecking chicken as a stenographer — is meant to mock the absurdity of the US Supreme Court's refusal to allow its proceedings to be televised, despite permitting audio recordings. Using actual audio of the nine Supreme Court justices (from the ongoing case Holt vs. Hobbes, about whether prisons can force Muslim prisoners to trim their beards), Oliver's crew, "spent an incredible amount of time and an almost immortal amount of resources to produce an entire Supreme Court featuring real animals with fake paws." The resulting sketch (above) is even more amazing than it sounds.


But Oliver and his team went even further: they've made a full 10 minutes of video of their adorable animal SCOTUS sketch free for public use. Oliver said during his show that he hoped serious broadcast news organizations would use this animal recreation footage in place of the boring still illustrations that they currently use to accompany Supreme Court audio. "What happens at the Supreme Court is way too important not to pay attention to," Oliver said during his broadcast. It's hard to argue otherwise, with SCOTUS's recent decisions covering female contraceptiongene patentswarrants for cell phone records and other major aspects of modern life in America. Let's hope that his show's animal Supreme Court footage is enough to bait Americans into paying closer attention.

20 Oct 18:38

CVS reportedly wants to punish other pharmacies that still sell tobacco

by Jacob Kastrenakes
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lol

CVS apparently has a plan to make up some of the $2 billion in annual profits that it's losing from cutting off the sale of cigarettes and other tobacco products last month. According to The Wall Street Journal, the plan takes advantage of the fact that CVS also owns Caremark, one of the United State's largest pharmacy benefits managers — which are intermediaries between insurance companies and pharmacies. CVS' reported plan is to have Caremark begin raising certain customers' copays by up to $15 when they fill a prescription at a pharmacy that sells tobacco products.


Other pharmacies won't be happy about this

The result would be twofold: other pharmacies may begin feeling pressure to cut off tobacco sales, and CVS would become a more appealing place to fill prescriptions. When CVS originally announced its plan to end tobacco sales, it said that it wanted to focus more on health-related services, and this would play right into that. CVS may find itself making more money filling prescriptions, as customers head there to save money — or, worryingly for smaller pharmacies, head to CVS because they aren't sure if they'll be charged the additional fee elsewhere.

CVS did not respond to a request for comment on the plan, though the Journal makes it sound like it received some degree of confirmation on the upcoming policy. It's not stated exactly who would receive the surcharge or when it would go into effect.

The policy does seem to play into CVS' stated goal of promoting good health. CVS points the Journal to a study it ran that found that banning tobacco sales in pharmacies reduced the total number of people buying tobacco products by 13.3 percent in Boston and San Francisco, which implemented citywide bans toward the end of the 2000s. That said, CVS is using its ownership of a related business to disadvantage its competitors, which there's little doubt other pharmacies will be unhappy with. The merged company has occasionally been the subject of antitrust concerns, though not to any substantial results.

20 Oct 18:33

All in One Aquarium Feeder Box Powered by Arduino

by Kelly
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remember to feed Wee Bey's fish while he's gone

F0BCOVEI15L2LT2 MEDIUM

Check out this aquarium feeder project from Brian Laebens on instructables!

Picture of The all in one box aquarium feeder

Hi i am Brian from Belgium

For several years now i owning a large 400 liter aquarium.i was always fasinated by fish in all colors and shapes.keeping fish happy wil require a bit effort.like keeping the thank nice and clean.trimming the plants.the once in a week water change. ect…

also fish like to eat :)

But i have a pretty bussy life.Sometimes i am away for the entire week.Water changes can wait.And the plants can survive a skipped trim job.But fishes do need food once a day.And there is no one to do that in the house so i purchased a automatic fish feeder.

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20 Oct 18:31

Mega-Producer Jade Raymond Leaves Ubisoft

by gguillotte
Jade Raymond, best known for helping produce Assassin's Creed and a number of other major Ubisoft games like Splinter Cell and Watch Dogs, has left the publisher after ten years, Ubisoft announced today.
20 Oct 18:29

Oregonians are buying a lot of weed in Washington

20 Oct 18:27

Gillian Anderson Teases Possible New ‘X-Files’ Film

by gguillotte
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mulder no

“We could crowdfund an X-Files movie,” Gillian toldBloomberg TV. “That (funding issue) is ultimately what’s keeping it from happening — other than Fox giving the go-ahead, which is not a small issue.” Fox is where the original series became as popular as it did and made both Duchovny and Anderson science fiction stars. Gillian Anderson has already appeared in two movies based on the television series, but the second film, released in 2008 flopped at the box office.
20 Oct 18:26

U.S. Hospitals Brace For Ebola Panic

by gguillotte
A young woman complaining of abdominal pain and nausea who had traveled to Africa arrived at a Long Island hospital fearful that she had contracted Ebola. She did not have the virus, but the pregnancy test was positive. The woman had been to South Africa, more than 3,400 miles (5,400 km) from the three West African countries enduring the worst Ebola outbreak on record, and the trip ended six weeks prior, or twice the potential incubation period for Ebola infection.
20 Oct 18:10

Rubble in the Dungeon...

by Kristian Richards
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So, my foray into the world of 2.5d dungeons continues ...and this time I thought I'd try something a little different:


As you can see, I've managed to create a nice little rubble pile (that can also be used to represent a collapsed passage) using just paper, cardboard, and a little bit of glue.

And although it looks a little complicated, it's really quite easy to make ...so if you'd like to have a go at making a few of your own, here's how I went about it...

INSTRUCTIONS

As always, the first thing you'll need to do is download and print out the pdf file that I've created for this piece.
Click HERE to download the file.

Once you've done that, simply glue one of the floor tiles to a piece of thin (single corrugated) cardboard, and cut it to size.


(Note that these 2x2 tiles measure slightly less that 2" per side - to enable them to fit in the 2" wide passages a little easier)

MAKING THE BOULDERS

To make the boulders, the first step is to scrunch up a few pieces of scrap paper into vague rock-like shapes as shown below.


(note that I try to keep the bottom reasonably flat - to make gluing them to the floor tile a little easier)

* * *

Then, cut out a piece of the rock texture (supplied in the pdf) large enough to wrap around one of the rocks, and crumple it up - to give it a nice uneven texture.



* * *

Next, apply plenty of glue to the back of the paper, and wrap it around the 'rock' like you would if you were wrapping an oddly shaped parcel (try to do this so that the edges of the paper end up on the bottom of the rock).


Left: an upside down rock with the texture paper being glued in place.
Right: a finished rock (turned the right way up).

* * *

It's also worth noting that if you end up with any little off-cuts (which you most probably will), you can fold/scrunch these up to make little stones.



MAKING THE BEAMS

For the wooden beams, simply cut out a few different size/thickness pieces of cardboard, and enough of the wood texture (provided in the pdf) to wrap around them...


...then cut, fold, and glue the paper in place around each piece.



PUTTING IT ALL TOGETHER

Once you've got several rocks and beams finished, it's just a matter of deciding where you want to place all your little bits and pieces...


...and glue them all in place.



* * *

And that, as they say, is that! :)


Note that if you've not been keeping up with my recent 2.5D dungeon posts, then here's a few links to some of the other stuff I've been creating (with step by step instructions about how I made the various pieces):

20 Oct 18:10

One weird trick for a successful kickstarter project | The Doubleclicks

by gguillotte
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I can relate

We are asked to be a part of other people’s kickstarters sometimes. Sometimes for free, sometimes for pay. Some of these projects are made by people who like our work and think that our involvement will enrich the experience for their backers: and that is a GOOD reason to involve us. SOMETIMES, THOUGH, what these people are really asking is: “Will you promote my project to your fans and make them all back my project just because you are involved?” Don’t do that. That is awkward and weird, especially when you’re asking us to do work you don’t actually care about.