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Assassin's Creed Unity denounced in France as anti-Revolutionary 'propaganda'
Ubisoft's Assassin's Creed Unity tells its own version of the French Revolution, in which real historical figures like Maximilien de Robespierre, the Marquis de Sade and Napoléon Bonaparte make an appearance.
But not everyone in France is happy with the company's interpretation of the country's defining historical event.
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Jean-Luc Mélenchon (pictured right), a former Minister and presidential candidate in France, denounced the game as "propaganda" that favors the narrative of France's ruling elite over the revolutionaries.
"[Unity] presents an image of hatred of the Revolution, hatred of the people, hatred of the republic which is rampant in the far-right milieu," he said in an interview on French radio, translated by the Daily Telegraph.
The leftist politician described Marie-Antoinette as "that cretin, who is celebrated as a poor little rich girl" in the game. But his greatest outrage is for Ubi's portrayal of Robbespierre, a leader of the Revolution and, it ought to be noted, mass executioner of its enemies.
"The man who was our liberator at a certain moment of the Revolution, because the Revolution lasted a long time, Robespierre, is presented as a monster," said Mélenchon. "It is propaganda against the people, the people who are [portrayed as] barbarians, bloodthirsty savages. In 1789 there were the poor aristocrats, and they are presented as fine upstanding people."
Polygon asked Ubisoft for comment and will update if we receive a response.
Clever Beagle Loses Interest in an Adorable Robot Once He Retrieves the Treats From Its Hands
Maymo the lemon beagle, a clever dog who loves to dress up, chase things and sometimes even get shamed, goes after an adorable spinning robot that has treats in each of its hands. Unfortunately for the robot, Maymo loses interest once the tasty booty has been retrieved and the robot just rolls right off the table.
Newswire: Community casts Britta’s parents (in the study room, with the candlestick)
Entertainment Weekly reports (and ScreenCrush corroborates) that Martin Mull and Lesley Ann Warren will appear in Community’s sixth season as the AT&T of parents, Britta’s mom and dad. The casting reunites Mull and Warren, who previously co-starred in the 1985 cult favorite Clue, as well as a positively Community-esque episode-length homage to that film from Psych’s seventh season. There’s no indication that this episode (co-directed by the Way Way Back duo of Jim “Dean of Oscar winners” Rash and Nat “Really, that Descendants Oscar win should’ve kept Ben And Kate on the air” Faxon) will also be a tribute to cinema’s finest board-game adaptation—but there’s no indication that it won’t be, either. That’s just the type of trick to pull in Community’s riff on the drawing-room whodunit, one that would further obscure the memory of the gas-leak year ...
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vodkaslumber: crydaisy: blshiit: BEFORE AND AFTER The ratio...


BEFORE AND AFTER
The ratio of dog to boy stayed constant that’s so cute
Awe!
nokiabae: my biggest fear is I’m married & my husband says, “let’s cut sugar out of our diet”...
my biggest fear is I’m married & my husband says, “let’s cut sugar out of our diet” so I have to leave with the kids in the middle of the night
Take this online test to find out if your eyes have perfect pixel pitch
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Welcome to Pixactly, an online tool that tests how well you know your pixels. All you have to do is draw a box that matches the dimensions given to you. Sounds easy, right? Pixactly.
Fitbit data is being used as evidence in court
In Forbes, Parmy Olsen has uncovered what appears to be the first use of data from a personal fitness tracker in court, thanks to a personal injury suit currently under way in Canada. The plaintiff, a Calgary woman, plans to use data from her Fitbit to show how her activity levels have declined since the accident. Crucially, the data is being routed through a third-party analytics firm called Vivametrica, which will analyze the data and report its findings to the court, rather than submitting raw data directly into evidence.
Still, the case represents a new and unexpected use for personal data, and a potentially troubling precedent as the court's access to such data increases. It's easy to imagine the same data being used to establish or disprove a defendant's alibi in a criminal case. In this case, the subject volunteered her data to the court, but it could just as easily be obtained through by subpoena if the court deems it central to the case. The legal rules for such orders have yet to be set, but cases like this one make a huge difference in establishing those precedents. And while today's Fitbit customers don't think of their trackers as leaving a trail of evidence, that could quickly change as courts become more familiar with the devices.
Intel wants to sell this $495 smart cuff to women
The $495 smart cuff lets users receive, dismiss, and quick-reply to text messages, email, and Facebook or Google notifications — but it won’t do it via Bluetooth like many other wearable devices. Instead, it works independently of the user’s smartphone thanks to its own connectivity with AT&T’s 3G network, and a two-year data plan is included in the price tag (though you're on your own after that). That also means users will have to manage being reachable at a second phone number, but that's something that both Opening Ceremony and Intel claimed is a desired solution for the "women on the go" that they're targeting. In those respects, the MICA is comparable to will.i.am's Puls smartwatch, except instead of trying to make a high-end device that everyone desires, Intel and Opening Ceremony are aiming at this very specific demographic.
MICA serves up notifications via AT&T's 3G network — not Bluetooth
In addition to those basic notifications, the MICA also offers intelligent reminders — or as Intel calls them, "Time to Go" reminders — generated by technology from TomTom and Intel. With these, it uses location data to adjust the time required for the user to get to events and appointments automatically. Location data also works with Yelp, which can serve up ratings and reviews based on what is nearby, or let MICA wearers perform local searches. It does all of this with up to two days of battery life, and the device is charged by a micro-USB connection which is hidden in the clasp.
The high-fashion device will come in two 18-karat gold-coated styles — one with black water snake skin, Chinese pearls and lapis stones from Madagascar, and the other features whitewater snake skin with South African tiger’s eye and Russian obsidian. All of this surrounds a 1.6-inch, 256 x 160 OLED display made with curved sapphire glass, which is where users will interact with MICA.
The software of the MICA is built on a custom version of Linux, which means that companies would have to consider developing for yet another platform if they wish to reach this market. For Intel, that's something they believe the parties involved are committed to. "We are already thinking about adding a couple of different features and functionalities because it can be updated over the top," Ildeniz told me. During the panel discussion she likened it to the way that Intel treats its Edison chip as a platform for the "Internet of things" as opposed to a commercial product.
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The stylish device is certainly unique, but also marks the newest result of what is becoming a long list of collaborations between fashion designers and tech companies. From Google partnering with Diane von Furstenberg for a line of fashion-forward versions of Google Glass, to Apple hiring Marc Newson, hardware makers have begun to embrace the idea that the utilitarian devices they’re creating often need a little outside help when it comes to making them approachable.
In the end, Intel and Opening Ceremony believe they have obfuscated the trouble of marketing actual smartwatches to this demographic of fashion-forward women who are looking to stay connected by creating a device specifically for them. Considering they were able to keep the price relatively low ($495 is practically an impulse buy when it comes to high-fashion items), they might find limited success.
The MICA will be available in the United States in early December at select Barneys locations, the New York and Los Angeles Opening Ceremony stores, and online at Barneys.com or Openingceremony.us.
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NYC To Replace Most of Its Payphones With Free Gigabit WiFi In 2015
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Jose Canseco is selling his middle finger, and the gun he shot it off with, on eBay
Jose Canseco story time continues.
Things haven't been going so well for Jose Canseco's left middle finger ever since he shot it off in late October. Late last week, Canseco announced that his finger fell off during a poker tournament. This tragically disgusting incident led to Canseco admitting he really never should have bothered having the finger reattached in the first place. Now that he no longer has a use for his detached appendage, he's getting rid of it, along with the gun he used to shoot it off. And you can be the lucky new owner of both!
This is the 45 caliber Remington that shot my finger off. It is for sale if anyone wants to buy it pic.twitter.com/r4Q0X7MUHl
— Jose Canseco (@JoseCanseco) November 17, 2014
I will soon put the finger that fell off in the poker tournament on eBay for sale
— Jose Canseco (@JoseCanseco) November 17, 2014
The eBay ad will read slightly used middle finger with 462 home runs could be used as a stirring straw for drinks
— Jose Canseco (@JoseCanseco) November 17, 2014
The 45 caliber Remington has a chrome mirror finish with custom grips with crystals and gold plating in the grips pic.twitter.com/QvUhX2nBZl
— Jose Canseco (@JoseCanseco) November 18, 2014
Now, if only there was some kind of package deal ... oh, what's that?!
maybe I will make it a package the chrome 45 caliber Remington with the finger both for sale a package deal
— Jose Canseco (@JoseCanseco) November 18, 2014
Perfect. Who could pass up this bargain?
Cops Slam Unarmed Woman On The Pavement, Killing Her In Front of Family
Cleveland police officers recently killed a 37-year-old African American woman who died after police slammed her head on the concrete, just outside of herthis just happened in my city and im so disgusted
wow in my city this is horrifying
Yep. Cleveland is and has always been garbage in this aspect, shit is not new… I mean really it’s all of America.
This it’s why it’s really fucking disrespectful to leave out black women from the 28 hour statistics. Black women are at risk and their stories don’t get told. Share this.
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Spider Stories: An African Animation
Here’s a project that I’m definitely going to be keeping a keen eye on! Spider Stories is an African inspired action cartoon set in a fantasy world that follows the tale of Princess Zahara who is tossed into hiding after her royal family is overthrown by another kingdom. Armed with a mystical staff, the fearless princess embarks on quest to reconnect with the spirits, reunite her homeland, and reclaim the throne.
“We have to recognize that culture used to flow through storytelling, and now it flows through media. So within the continent, we want to have images that African children can grow up with that look like them and have names like them and neighborhoods that look like theirs that they can identify with. Thirty to 40 years down the line, when they’re doctors and lawyers and presidents, the positive associations they have with the characters will be real parts of their identities.” – John Agbaje
Read more about the creators and the characters
Website / Facebook / Twitter / Instagram
Dedicated to the Cultural Preservation of the African Aesthetic
Their animated trailer for their pilot is being premiered in Los Angeles on Nov. 1st, and will be posted online at a later date, according to their kickstarter page. Everybody, keep on this…
https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/1727465155/spider-stories-an-animated-film/posts
'We got this, Bob Geldof, so back off' - Africa - Al Jazeera English
tinglerer: “Guardians Of The Galaxy outtake reveals a...






“Guardians Of The Galaxy outtake reveals a surprising dance off”
This is what I wanted to happen!!!!
whimsyandmayhem: damselflier: Reasons not to donate to Salvation Army this holiday season: They...
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Reasons not to donate to Salvation Army this holiday season:
- They don’t pay their female pastors. (Their wages get added to their husbands’ paychecks.)
- They turn away gay people from homeless services and other programs.
- They fire people for having mental illnesses.
They also killed a trans woman, Jennifer Gale, by refusing her access to one of their shelters.
10 Reasons Why Everyone But Sailor Moon Knows Tuxedo Mask Sucks
firehose1-10. He's an incompetent creep
Gallagher’s Gallery (American Laser Games - arcade - 1992)
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Gallagher’s Gallery (American Laser Games - arcade - 1992)
Magic Pockets (Bitmap Brothers - Amiga - 1991)

Magic Pockets (Bitmap Brothers - Amiga - 1991)
I dont get it when people act tough I dont understand it. To...
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I don’t get it when people act tough, I don’t understand it. To me, when you act tough you’re just saying, “Hey! I’ve been though a lot of horrible stuff in my life. And I survived it, and now I’m ready to attack anybody, like a Pit Bull.” — I want a demeanor that says, “I’ve never been through anything at all, and I’m just a Pug, riding a decorative pillow. Where will I go today, who knows? But, I shall be carried.”












