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Redditor starts r/portland fantasy football league, collects cash, skips town
firehosereddit is for redditors beat
"We often tend to think redditors are a bit more ‘reliable’ than people we meet on other sites"
/u/thewhositwhatsitnow assembled a /r/portland fantasy league over the course of these three threads:
http://www.reddit.com/r/Portland/comments/2c1ym0/anyone_interested_in_starting_a_fantasy_football/ http://www.reddit.com/r/Portland/comments/2cwiu9/fantasy_football_league_to_meet_new_people_4/ http://www.reddit.com/r/Portland/comments/2eapf6/predditors_irl_fantasy_football_league_last_call/
13 of us joined him at EastBurn for a live in person draft. Everyone was cool and it went well. We all contributed $20 to the pot to encourage folks to keep up with the competition. Here's the league page:
http://games.espn.go.com/ffl/leagueoffice?leagueId=1594695&teamId=2&seasonId=2014
Yours truly won the championship on 12/28. I waited a couple days because it’s the holidays and then sent an e-mail. No response. I waited a few more days then e-mailed the entire league to give them a heads up and see if anyone heard anything. No response. I tried a last ditch effort to PM /u/thewhositwhatsitnow earlier this week but no dice. In short, he has been completely MIA with the $280 due to the winners.
I don’t know everyone in the league but I do know at least these nice people donated to the commish’s beer fund: /u/KevinPalmer , /u/lucy_ford , /u/shimmyshams7 , /u/Khuzud , /u/aurulieus , /u/coastiefish .
So, lesson learned. We often tend to think redditors are a bit more ‘reliable’ than people we meet on other sites but this guy swindled us for $280 without breaking a sweat. It’s a shame because we had leagues on this subreddit in the past with no problems at all.
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Here's that poop emoji button-up shirt you always wanted
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You've got a date tonight and you don't know what to wear. You're going downtown, to a new restaurant - it's classy, but relaxed. You reach for a suit —
No, too stuffy.
You grab a sweater, press it against your chest as you frown in the mirror. That won't work. A T-shirt? No, too casual. You scan your closet, looking for something refined yet comfortable, something stylish yet understated. Then you find it. You pull it from its hangar, button it up, look in the mirror. The poop emoji shirt. It's perfect.
The poop emoji shirt — a short-sleeved button-up shirt proudly emblazoned with hundreds of grinning poop emojis — is currently being crowdfunded on BetaBrand. The $75 shirt, made with lightweight cotton and featuring textured faux-shell buttons, is 70 percent of the way to its funding goal with 28 days left. People who back the project now will receive their poop-covered shirts in April.
Think about your date. Look at the poop. You need this.
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Bou not impressed by this dog/cat selfie action

Bou not impressed by this dog/cat selfie action
The Wonderful World of At-Will Employment
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ドミノ・ピザ「Domino’s App feat. 初音ミク」 (video) #miku
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We just added the Pocket Miku Vocaloid Synth by Gakken – and of course, discovered this video we have not seen before.
8chan, related sites go down in Lizard Squad-powered DDoS
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On Thursday, the recent Lizard Squad tour of Internet infamy continued as the hacking group took credit for a distributed denial of service (DDoS) attack against the imageboard site 8chan. As of publication, 8chan.co is still inaccessible throughout the United States. Japanese sibling site 2ch.net, which also suffered an outage, was restored once 8chan's servers were "separated from the rest of the network," according to 8chan founder Fredrick Brennan's Twitter account.
In claiming credit for the attack, Lizard Squad pointed to its own recently launched service known as Lizard Stresser, which allows third parties to essentially hire Lizard Squad to DDoS the website of their choice. Users can pay anywhere from $6 to $500 to access the attack service, which then offers attack bursts that can last as long as 500 minutes concurrently.
Investigative reporter Brian Krebs recently profiled Lizard Squad in a story headlined Lizard Kids: A Long Trail of Fail. He said the group's Stresser service was lifted in its entirety from another more established DDoS-for-hire site. He also found Lizard Squad inadvertently exposed information about all 1,700 of its registered users.
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NEW PRODUCT – Pocket Miku Vocaloid Synth by Gakken
NEW PRODUCT – Pocket Miku Vocaloid Synth by Gakken
Make music, write music, and sing along with the world’s most famous virtual vocaloid pop-star in a ribbon synthesizer. Introducting the Pocket Miku by Gakken!
This 16-key NSX-39 keyboard comes with a stylus for playing and a 3.5mm/0.125″ output. There’s a vibrato option, octave control, as well as volume and vowel control for 5 different sounds: A – E – I – O – U. Using Gakken’s midi web-app you can input your own Hiragana and then control Hatusune Miku‘s tonality and delivery.
“あーだふるーと” she said to me. “AH – DA – FRU – TO”
Please Note: AAA Batteries and Micro-USB cable not included! (But we carry them in the adafruit shop so if you don’t already have one, grab em!)
Like many of our Gakken kits, the instructions are all in Japanese but the Pocket Miku is pre-assembled!

Gakken is a Japanese publishing company founded in 1946. In the 1970s, they began selling educational toys, books, magazines, and electronic kits. Their kits are known for their smart design and relative ease of use and have a large cult following both in Japan and the United States.
The Gambit Movie Will Hit Our Screens in 2016
firehose"How do you say October 7, 2016 in Cajun?"
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Game Recreates Entire Galaxy, 1,000 Players Determined To Explore It
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i would literally go to this i want to see joe biden get on stage and just do whatever for a set like u think this is a joke but this is very real to me and id appreciate if you wouldnt make fun of the fact that i want to be a biden groupie
bizarro-sai: nix-hound: You might be cool. But you will never...
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You might be cool. But you will never be as cool as this cat wearing a paper helmet.
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cabell: I dont want to link to it but apparently DAN SAVAGE is quoted at length in a news piece...
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I don’t want to link to it, but apparently DAN SAVAGE is quoted at length in a news piece talking about how Leelah Alcorn’s parents are abusers.
And, yes, of course, they are, but are you fucking kidding us, Dan? This guy spends two decades spewing misogynist and transphobic and transmisogynist garbage, he has literally driven trans people out of venues IN THE LAST YEAR, and he’s suddenly worried about trans girls? (He’s not, of course, and like him the article basically conflates transmisogyny with anti-gayness.)
Last year the majority of my students didn’t know who he was and I was so happy—we watched (A)Sexual in Intro to LGBTQ Studies and they wanted to know who he was and why he was such a garbage asshole. But I think he’s actually trying to ride a trans girl’s abuse and death back into the limelight. He’s disgusting.
medeasdragons: skrelps: silenthill: if gif is pronounced jif then why do you have to write it...
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if gif is pronounced jif then why do you have to write it like “jif” to get your point across
…and if giraffe is pronounced jiraffe then welcome to English???
Giraffe is derived from a French word (girafe), itself loaned from an Arabic word (phoenetically zirāfa) with likely African roots going further back that are lost to time. Soft g from before white people were a thing.
GIF is an initialism for “Graphics Interchange Format.” The initialism itself is rootless, which arguably suggests that no rules derived from roots apply. Graphics itself is derived from Latin and Greek roots, back to graphein (to write), and Proto-Indo-European gerbh (to carve)—the same root as -graphy as a suffix. Hard g from before today’s organized Western languages had organized precursors.
A stronger and more likely reinforcement of a hard-g GIF, however, is that the only words in English that start with “gif” are all forms of “gift”, which always uses a hard g. There’s no rule for softening a leading hard consonant because a trailing t went missing.
The tendency to soften g when it’s before an i comes from two sources:
historical palatalization of /ɡ/ which took place in Late Latin, and led to a change in the pronunciation of the sound [ɡ] before the front vowels [e] and [i]. Later, other languages not descended from Latin, such as English, inherited this feature as an orthographic convention. (Wikipedia, citing Leonard Arnaud and Ralph H. Emerson)
and linguistic prescriptivism, where usage is ignored in favor of malleable guidelines converted to hard-and-fast rules, in part to create arbitrary divisions in social classes. One of many such rules (many of which are still taught, unchallenged and without context, in schools and some colleges) is that g is soft before e, i, or y. This is derived from (and loaded with exceptions because of) common usage in loanword sources:
In English orthography, the pronunciation of hard ⟨g⟩ is /ɡ/ and that of soft ⟨g⟩ is /dʒ/; in a number of French loanwords, such as rouge and genre, soft ⟨g⟩ is /ʒ/. In word roots of Greco-Latinate origin, the soft ⟨g⟩ pronunciation occurs before ⟨i e y⟩ while the hard ⟨g⟩ pronunciation occurs elsewhere. [2] In words of Germanic origin, and loans from other sources, the hard pronunciation may occur before ⟨i e y⟩ as well (as in get and gill). (Wikipedia, citing Emerson)
The controversy is that the GIF’s creator, Steve Wilhite, insists GIF is pronounced “jif”. That revelation itself is 28 years old, and is accompanied by the suggestion that the .gif extension is uniquely not an initialism for Graphics Interchange Format, but rather a meaningless acronym where the G stands for “jiffy”. (Now who sounds weird?)
Unfortunately, Mr. Wilhite and the CompuServe engineering team he led are not linguists, and pronunciation is defined by usage, not dictate. Just ask any Briton how they feel about American pronunciation and spelling of certain English words, and vice versa.
Nobody has explained why the format’s extension wasn’t always simply JIF if its meaning, intent, and pronunciation were all aligned with JIF—but today that would also be confusing, for while GIF predates JPEG image files, JPEG files originally used the JPEG Interchange Format. Even in modern JPEG files (which use the distinct JPEG File Interchange Format), .jif remains a legal—if forgotten—extension.
If the more logical and parallel .jif extension had caught on instead of .jpg (which is actually an acronym for the Joint Photographic Experts Group, the standard’s creator), Mr. Wilhite would have a much harder time rationalizing what is already a confusing soft g.
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2014 - A plain-clothes NYPD officer goes to help with an arrest, kicks fellow cop in the head because he thinks that’s the person being arrested. [video]
The NYPD, folks.
Netflix is cracking down on streamers who bypass region locks
Netflix in the United States is not the same as Netflix in the rest of the world. Thanks to the intricacies of international law, the streaming service offers very different content, and sometimes none at all, based on where a subscriber lives. Some savvy users have been using tools to get around that problem, but it appears the company may finally be putting its foot down.
The company seems to be blocking VPN services
Many users rely on VPNs — virtual private networks — or custom DNS settings to stealthily access Netflix as though they were in other regions. But Netflix may have started closing some of those loopholes. Torrent Freak reports that, in the past few weeks, popular VPN services like TorGuard have started seeing a spike in errors when users try to access Netflix.
The problems don't appear to be widespread — the Netflix Android app, for one, may have updated to block DNS trickery — but there is a reasonable concern among users of the services that this is a prelude to a wider crackdown by Netflix. That might be unfortunate for people who rely on the services, but it's hardly surprising: as Netflix continues its global expansion, more and more money is on the line.
Gamergaters attempted swatting on a house in SW Portland last night
firehosehttp://www.oregonlive.com/portland/index.ssf/2015/01/prank_call_sends_several_polic.html
'A Twitter user who goes by Grace Lynn says the hoax, called a "swatting," was intended for her. A forum on the website 8chan described the plan to "swat" her. Police Sgt. Pete Simpson confirmed the bureau did receive a phone call suggesting the original call was a prank.'
Lynn doesn't even live there anymore
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RT @rundavidrun: Apparently, a sufficient number of puppies can explain any computer...
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This Jaws-Inspired Nautical Poster Is Just Brilliant

Artist Anthony Petrie makes charts and maps that pay tribute to classic movies, and we're particularly in love with his incredibly clever Jaws "Chum Chart," an imaginary nautical chart featuring the fictional Amity Island.
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Text: lol these ppl “don’t see race” right up until you start making beloved fictional characters black, then they’re 18th century anthropologists
Justin Bieber is an Everton fan
And now their disappointing season makes sense.
OMG @justinbieber is a Evertonian pic.twitter.com/T8MarITahw
— THE Everton Podcast (@Followtonians) January 3, 2015
Sorry, Everton fans. You're screwed and it's out of the club's control.
TV Club: Doctor Who (Classic): “The Robots Of Death”
firehoseLeela is 'one of the only characters in the entire series who goes beyond merely observing that the TARDIS is bigger on the inside and actually asks the Doctor why it is. She and the Doctor are in many ways much more starkly different from each other than nearly anyone else he’s traveled with, but they’re also closer in spirit than most as well: They’re both rebels and iconoclasts who have run away from their own culture to see the greater universe. So the Doctor doesn’t catch the irony in his own complaint that “I wish that girl wouldn’t wander off like that.” Why not? He does.'
Doctor Who can sometimes be a little mired in its own stock formula, which is to pit the Doctor against some relatively narrow set of science-fictional menaces—a megalomaniacal mad scientist, an army of alien monsters, or some combination thereof. 1977’s “The Robots Of Death” has both. Since the mid-1960s and up to the present, it’s been rare for the series to break away completely from that formula, which has after all proven to be what fans will reliably tune in to watch again and again in whatever new iteration. There’s value in breaking that cycle, and some of the best stories in Doctor Who’s history have been the ones that offer up something completely fresh. But it’s not the only way to go. During the first few Fourth Doctor seasons especially, the preferred way was to use the standard Doctor Who formula as a ...
Creepily Cute Skull-Shaped Clock Rolls Its Eyes To Tell Time
“Hide Fedora” Is A Browser Extension That Blocks Le Reddit Armie’s Meta-Trolling - Can we get one for life?
There’s good news and bad news: The bad news is that no one has managed to make Youtube comments a good place for humanity quite yet. The good news is that at least some incremental progress has been made, in the form of a new browser extension called Hide Fedora.
Ultimately it is probably still safest to avoid Youtube comments altogether for the sake of your soul, because as The Daily Dot’s demonstration of the extension shows, the assholes of the Internet extend beyond those dwelling amongst the Le Reddit Armiers. But, sadly, any little bit can help in this rocky Internet terrain, and so I am grateful for Hide Fedora — most especially its name, which gave me an excuse to sort through men-in-fedoras stock photos.
I’ll let the extension’s description explain itself to you:
Install the extension and those annoying le reddit, fedora, m’lady type of comments on YouTube should be removed.
The list gets updated regularly and you will also be able to report reddit armie users.
[...]You can also submit an appeal to a ban.
Browser extensions: Doing Youtube’s job wherever Youtube isn’t.
Now how do we go about getting a Hide Fedora extension that works on life?
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Uber Must Submit CEO Emails
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prostheticknowledge: Face Hacking Follow-up demo of the Omote...
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Face Hacking
Follow-up demo of the Omote real-time facial projection mapping project by nobumichiasai featuring the creators - video embedded below:
SMAP×SMAP(FUJI-TV) 2014/12/22 ON AIR
REAL-TIME FACE TRACKING & 3D PROJECTION MAPPING
FACES ARE HACKED BY SOMEONE AND ARE GOING TO BE REWRITTEN FACE.nobumichiasai has a Tumblr blog here
Four-star defensive tackle Neville Gallimore commits to Oklahoma
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After a tough week on the field and on the recruiting trail, the Sooners got some good news Saturday at the 2015 US Army All-American Bowl.
SAN ANTONIO -- The second commitment of the 2015 US Army All-American Bowl has gone down at the Alamodome, as St. Catherine's (Ont.) Canada Prep defensive tackle Neville Gallimore pledged to the Oklahoma Sooners Saturday.
The 6'3, 300-pound gridder did not participate in the game due to injury, but he did chose the Sooners over his other finalists, Ohio State and Florida State. He took official visits to all three of those schools and also tripped to Auburn and Michigan State this fall.
Landing at Oklahoma was hardly a surprise to the industry, as the Sooners had trended heavily in Gallimore's 247Sports Crystal Ball projections in recent weeks, taking a commanding lead at 64% over the Buckeyes.
Prior to his commitment, he also held offers from Auburn, California, Cincinnati, Kansas, Maryland, Miami, Michigan State, Minnesota, Mississippi State, Nebraska, Notre Dame, Oregon, Penn State, Pittsburgh, TCU, UCLA, Wake Forest, and Wisconsin, among others.
He's ranked as the No. 68 player nationally, the No. 10 defensive tackle, and the No. 1 player in Ontario, according to the 247Sports Composite rankings.
Possessing one of the most explosive first steps of any prospect in the class, Gallimore has an impressive overall skill set because he can use his hands, is active, and can hold up at the point of attack.
He's also the highest-rated commit in the Oklahoma class, which sits at 18 pledges and was ranked No. 18 nationally and No. 2 in the Big 12, according to the 247Sports Composite team rankings, prior to Gallimore's decision.
















